The revenge company

[candor]

http://www.revengeguy.co.uk/store/index.php?main_page=index

35 ways to irritate your enemies. You don't have to do your own dirty work anymore. The only one missing is fake letters from the other woman or man.

[Karma]

bwhahahahaha

[Trudes]

Look, I used the search button!!!
So to continue on that idea.....
What are some of the best revenge storys that you know of or have heard?

The funniest one I know of.... a guy I knew hated his boss something bad, so she went on a holiday overseas and he found out her flight number and stuff and rang up customs at Auckland airport and told them that he suspected this lady was smuggling Heroin into the country, gave them her name, flight number etc. Apparantly she had an interesting tale to tell of being searched at Auckland airport. Nasty!!

[Beemer]

Does he offer a discount on shithead of the month certificates?

[Trudes]

This is a classic too!!

CURTAIN RODS---- PRICELESS
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods.


She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with
his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.

Then slowly, the house began to smell.


They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.

Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned.


Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked.


People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit.



Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.

Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.


The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going.


He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day.


She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.


A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.........

And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the the curtain rods!!!!!!




I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?

[Bass]

I had a sparky working for me who got pissed off when his landlord refused to refund his bond on some trumped up excuse.
For years after whenever he came across one of those subscription forms in a magazine or anywhere else, he filled the landlord's name and address in and posted it off.
The junk mail that landlord got, must have got up to the tonnes per week region.

[Laava]

Boil up some clear gelatin crystals and pour into the toilets. Imagine the horror of seeing your grogans floating on top of the water!:sick:

[Toaster]

And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the the curtain rods!!!!!!

I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?

Just brilliant.

[Toaster]

Rubbing horse poo into the external air vents on a car.

[Toaster]

Spreading grass seed through the house then spraying the carpet and furniture with water.... then turning on a heater.

[Toaster]

Subcribing a guy to a gay sex magazine and having it sent to his address for the Mrs to see.

[Toaster]

Selling the pride and joy $200k car for $1.

[Hitcher]

Dropping a pipi down the lift shaft.

Ordering a truckload of coal to be deposited on top of the "dump here" sign.

[Toaster]

Leaving a note the morning after saying "go see a doctor... quickly".

[Toaster]

Planting drugs around a property then calling the cops tipping them off.

[Toaster]

Putting a fresh fish inside the rear door panel on a car.

[Trudes]

You're evil Toaster (but funny!)