Hillbilly
5th February 2007, 03:46
Here's a new variation of the old Parachute joke:
A plane is about to crash. On board there are 5 passengers, but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger says, "I am Ronaldo, the best football player in the world. The football world needs me. I cannot die on my fans." He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton says, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States. I am Senator of New York, and have a good chance of being President myself some day." She grabs a parachute and jumps off.
The third passenger, George W Bush says, "I am President of The United States of America. I have huge responsibilities in the world. Besides, I am the smartest President in the History of my country, and I can't shirk my responsibility to my people by dying." He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane.
The forth passenger, The Pope says to the fifth passenger a young boy, "I am old, and have lived my life as a good person. As a priest should, so shall I leave the last parachute to you. You have the rest of your life ahead of you."
To this the little boy says, "Don't fret old man! There is a parachute for each of us! The smartest President in the History of America took my schoolbag
See pics attached :innocent:
A plane is about to crash. On board there are 5 passengers, but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger says, "I am Ronaldo, the best football player in the world. The football world needs me. I cannot die on my fans." He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton says, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States. I am Senator of New York, and have a good chance of being President myself some day." She grabs a parachute and jumps off.
The third passenger, George W Bush says, "I am President of The United States of America. I have huge responsibilities in the world. Besides, I am the smartest President in the History of my country, and I can't shirk my responsibility to my people by dying." He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane.
The forth passenger, The Pope says to the fifth passenger a young boy, "I am old, and have lived my life as a good person. As a priest should, so shall I leave the last parachute to you. You have the rest of your life ahead of you."
To this the little boy says, "Don't fret old man! There is a parachute for each of us! The smartest President in the History of America took my schoolbag
See pics attached :innocent: