dasser
5th February 2007, 22:18
The Nude Runner
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.
One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her
horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
"Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My
husband's home early!" "I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining
out there!" "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!"
she replied. He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the
least of your problems!"
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out
the window!
As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered
he had
run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started
running along beside the others, about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend
in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who
had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully
free!"
Another runner moved a long side. "Do you always run carrying your
clothes with you under your arm?"
Oh , yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get
dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home! Then
a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, "Do you
always wear a condom when you run? "
"Nope......just when it's raining.
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.
One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her
horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
"Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My
husband's home early!" "I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining
out there!" "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!"
she replied. He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the
least of your problems!"
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out
the window!
As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered
he had
run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started
running along beside the others, about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend
in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who
had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully
free!"
Another runner moved a long side. "Do you always run carrying your
clothes with you under your arm?"
Oh , yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get
dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home! Then
a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, "Do you
always wear a condom when you run? "
"Nope......just when it's raining.