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Hillbilly
7th February 2007, 01:46
This, Just In from Muslim Heaven!

Saddam has just gotten into bed with the first of the 72 virgins that Allah promised!
0arbreaka
7th February 2007, 01:58
hahaha sooo true
ManDownUnder
7th February 2007, 08:24
So - is he under... or in...her?
Thomas
7th February 2007, 08:50
Those guys aren't allowed to drink, are they? Man, how much grog would a normal guy need to find THAT attractive?
Laava
7th February 2007, 17:38
That is one big undy!
WarlockNZ
7th February 2007, 18:03
Those guys aren't allowed to drink, are they? Man, how much grog would a normal guy need to find THAT attractive?

There is not enough booze on the planet!!! .. i seriously believe that my dick would detach itself and leave ..

Say no to drugs man ... just say no!
bane
7th February 2007, 18:14
um... who said he was a willing participant?

Actually who says he's still alive!
WarlockNZ
7th February 2007, 18:14
um... who said he was a willing participant?

Actually who says he's still alive!

You may have a point there ..
DUCATI*HARD
7th February 2007, 18:19
at least hes getting some.ride on!!!
Thomas
23rd April 2007, 11:38
There is not enough booze on the planet!!! .. i seriously believe that my dick would detach itself and leave ..

Say no to drugs man ... just say no!

Someone here obviously finds 'her' attractive as I got red-repped for daring to say a bad word against Allah - give me a fucking break!
oldrider
23rd April 2007, 11:50
Hey, she is still wearing her nickers! As an optimist I would suggest that he's OK so far! Watch this space! :gob: It's gunna get wet in paradise! :yes:
MSTRS
23rd April 2007, 12:19
Aha! Bush was right. Saddam does have weapons of mass seduction...
MSTRS
23rd April 2007, 12:46
A Saudi couple, Ahmed and Layla, preparing for their wedding, meet with their Mullah for counselling.

The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave.

Ahmed asks, "We realize it's tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we'd like
your permission to dance together."


"Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately."


"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"


"No," answered the Mullah, "It's forbidden in Islam."


"Well, okay," says Ahmed, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"


"Of course!" replies the Mullah, "Allah Akbar! (GOD is great) Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!"


"What about different positions?" asks the man.


"Allah Akbar! Mafi Mushkila (no problem)," says the Mullah.


"Woman on top?" Ahmed asks.


"Sure," says the Mullah. "Allah Akbar. Go for it!"


"Doggy style?"


"Sure! Allah Akbar!"


"On the kitchen table?"


"Yes, yes! Allah Akbar!"

"Can I do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of
honey and a porno video?"


"You may indeed. Allah Akbar!"


"Can we do it standing up?"


"No, absolutely not!" says the Mullah."


"Why not?" asks the man.


"Because that could lead to dancing!"
Donor
23rd April 2007, 17:56
Someone here obviously finds 'her' attractive as I got red-repped for daring to say a bad word against Allah - give me a fucking break!

Yer shitting me?

Jesus, jihad on your rep pal!
doc
23rd April 2007, 18:05
This, Just In from Muslim Heaven!

Saddam has just gotten into bed with the first of the 72 virgins that Allah promised!
Which one is Saddam cos I know he was "well hung"
Thomas
24th April 2007, 11:40
Yer shitting me?

Jesus, jihad on your rep pal!

True! I don't know who it was as he/she didn't say and I haven't posted enough to know who leaves me rep yet.
Donor
24th April 2007, 12:14
True! I don't know who it was as he/she didn't say and I haven't posted enough to know who leaves me rep yet.

Ah well, whoever it was obviously doesn't have the balls/ovaries to stand behind their convictions.

Plus side, at least we know they're too chicken shit to strap any explosives on themselves and give you a hug!
mstriumph
24th April 2007, 12:15
um... who said he was a willing participant?

Actually who says he's still alive!

erm - he's NOT actually [think that may be the point .....]:shutup:
Hillbilly
25th April 2007, 02:59
True! I don't know who it was as he/she didn't say and I haven't posted enough to know who leaves me rep yet.

Don't worry, I got a green rep for this post:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=41270

Haven't been bombed yet.