K-Mart return policy (Crude)

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

> >Keep this in mind when you have something to return and the store gives
you
> >a hard time
> >
> >
> >A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a
> >refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told
her
> >that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
> >
> >Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,
> >
> > "PINCH MY NIPPLES,
> > PINCH MY NIPPLES,
> > PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"
> >
> >The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a
growing
> >crowd of customers.
> >
> >The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?"
> >She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he
> >can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
> >
> >Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed,
> >
> > "PINCH MY NIPPLES,
> > PINCH MY NIPPLES,
> > PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"
> >and doing so draws an even bigger crowd!
> >
> >In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
> >
> >In a huff, the woman says,
> >
> > "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
> > MY NIPPLES PINCHED
> > WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"
> >
> >The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!