dasser
9th February 2007, 08:18
Heart Surgery
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The
surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at
his
bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a
question?
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working
on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag
and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves
out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it
works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the
really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the
same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the
mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running"
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The
surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at
his
bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a
question?
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working
on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag
and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves
out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it
works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the
really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the
same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the
mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running"