Why women are crabby

[u4ea]

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We started to " bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs

Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with
those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had.

Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about.

Then it' was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spend the entire day leaning over Brother John. Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we are), we learned to live with the growing little angels inside us steadily kicking our innards night and day making us wonder if we were preparing to have Rosemary's Baby.

Our once flat bellies looked like we swallowed a watermelon whole and we pee'd our pants every time we sneezed. When the big moment arrived, the dam in our blessed Nether Regions invariably burst right in the middle of the mall and we had to waddle, with our big cartoon feet, moaning in pain all the way to the ER.

Then it was huff and puff and beg to die while the OB says, "Please stop screaming, Mrs. Hearmeroar. Calm down and push. Just one more good push (more like 10)," warranting a strong, well-deserved impulse to punch the %*#!* (and hubby) square in the nose for making us cram a wiggling, mushroom-headed 10lb bowling ball through a keyhole
!
After that, it was time to raise those angels only to find that when all that "cute" wears off, the beautiful little darlings morphed into walking, jabbering, wet, gooey, snot-blowing, life-sucking little poop machines.

Then come their "Teen Years." Need I say more?

When the kids are almost grown, we women hit our voracious sexual prime in our early 40's - while hubby had his somewhere around his 18th birthday.

So we progress into the grand finale: "The Menopause," the Grandmother of all womanhood. It's either take HRT and chance cancer in those now seasoned "buds" or the aforementioned Nether Regions, or, sweat like a hog in July, wash your sheets and pillowcases daily and bite the head off anything that moves.

Now, you ask WHY women seem to be more spiteful than men, when men get off so easy, INCLUDING the icing on life's cake: Being able to pee in the woods without soaking their socks...

So, while I love being a woman, "Womanhood" would make the Great Gandhi a tad crabby. Women are the "weaker sex"? Yeah right. Bite me.

[MyGSXF]

:killingme fucking BRILLANT u4ea!!!! :clap:

[Paul in NZ]

Hey it's no walk in the woods being a guy either ya know.... The never ending stream of odd medical conditions at inopportune times and the constant complaints of the 'you wouldn't understand' type is enough to drive men to invent beer and motorcycles. Now blurdy wimmin are taking those over as well - it aint right I tells yas

[placidfemme]

enough to drive men to invent beer and motorcycles. Now blurdy wimmin are taking those over as well - it aint right I tells yas

lol well thats a good thing

[James Deuce]

You don't need no steekin' long winded excuse.

Women just "are".

[ManDownUnder]

I'll be entitled to criticise when I've walked in your shoes. May I suggest taking the same approach...

[James Deuce]

Yeah, but you're a steer. With long horns, and a very pink tongue.

[ManDownUnder]

Yeah, but you're a steer. With long horns, and a very pink tongue.



Nearly... I got the snip, I'm always horny and I drool a lot... :niceone:

or is that what you were saying?

[Paul in NZ]

I'll be entitled to criticise when I've walked in your shoes. May I suggest taking the same approach...

Dangerous ground mate - our shoes are actually built for walking in - theirs are - um - more difficult but I believe that they are suitable for walking over (if you get my drift)

[Lissa]

Good one u4ea!!! :D


(IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about.You would think they would learn as they got older too!!!

[Hotchefnz]

Yes but women get off easier - the pain of having children is spread over a 9 month ( give or take ) period. We have the same amount of pain in that couple of minutes it takes to impregnate - I hear pleasure is pain..... LOL

[Ruralman]

I take it then that contributing attempts at humour such as:

Q: Why did god give women orgasms????


A: So that they can moan even when they're F'ing happy!!!!

that this sort of thing would be considered rather insenitive then????:innocent:

[scumdog]

All very well - but CB still can't field-strip an AK47 yet - so they ain't THAT perfect and we guys have our burdens too!!!

[JimO]

yea what he said...we have to put up with them.

[chanceyy]

laffing good one girl .. :D

[botb]

:innocent: Te he he he aren't we SO special for any of our female tendencies that seem to grate on the male genders oversensitive ego's my explanation is BECAUSE WE CAN lol.... :dodge:

[<G>]

:rofl: excellent! Describes our lot in life to a T

[Mental Trousers]

It's worse being a guy. We have to put up with a woman and her mother for the majority of our lives.

[Chickadee]

Ouch, what a lot of bitching from the boys there, yep girls moan - we have a rough ride in many respects. I think boys are just as bad though (they have their share of rough shit in life too - just different). And remember boys (unless your a shirt lifter) you'd rather take comfort in the bosum of a woman, than a hairy man breast. We do have our perks (or peaks) too. Lets face it, can't live with us, can't live without us (or you get a really strong arm on one side).

Tee hee

[McJim]

Thank goodness for internet porn eh? :rofl::tugger::rofl:

[u4ea]

Thank goodness for internet porn eh? :rofl::tugger::rofl:


:lol: :lol: :whistle: :motu: :killingme :killingme :killingme

[unhingedlizard]

Thank goodness for internet porn eh? :rofl::tugger::rofl:

Anyone ever noticing how big Popeyes forearms were?
Sailor, long times at sea.....

[MyGSXF]

I'm always horny and I drool a lot... :niceone:

of COURSE you are, & do... you're a MALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :Pokey:

















:shutup:

[j_redley]

Seems like you women are searching for an excuse/reason for your shittyness. When we all know its almost as certain as the sunrising that your gonna be shitty :-p Try being the guys who have to deal with yah...

[ManDownUnder]

Seems like you women are searching for an excuse/reason for your shittyness. When we all know its almost as certain as the sunrising that your gonna be shitty :-p Try being the guys who have to deal with yah...

So they have to choose between being shitty or bruised... hmmm - tough call

["D" FZ1]

Very well written :yes:

[avgas]

haha classic, yeh all we have to do is live with ya.

[KATWYN]

Seems like you women are searching for an excuse/reason for your shittyness. When we all know its almost as certain as the sunrising that your gonna be shitty :-p .

Are we shitty? or is it that we are a totally different species. We aren't male, but the yardstick for a womens behaviour is based on male norms. While this is the case, a womens behaviour will always be seen in general (including by women themselves) as unusual or in need of justification - so of course women (and men) will always be searching for an excuse or reason.

[Harry33]

Yeah fair enough but what about going bald in your early twentys and yet hair seems to be happly spurting out of your neck,shoulders,back and ears. :P

[jonbuoy]

All very well - but CB still can't field-strip an AK47 yet - so they ain't THAT perfect and we guys have our burdens too!!!

Putting up with their bitching and moaning for a start.

[botb]

Yeah fair enough but what about going bald in your early twentys and yet hair seems to be happly spurting out of your neck,shoulders,back and ears. :P

Mwa ha ha ha ha very funny damn eh :Punk: such is life !!

[Swoop]

There is possibly no embarressment greater than that of a male buying tampons at a supermarket/petrol station at 11pm. Females will never suffer that indignity.

[Draco]

Yeah fair enough but what about going bald in your early twentys and yet hair seems to be happly spurting out of your neck,shoulders,back and ears. :P

But the difference is that society accepts that from you blokes where as us chicks are expected to have waist long hair on our heads and bald bodies. Guess we could all move to europe and sprout as much hair anywhere we like and nobody would give a crap :doobey: :grouphug:

[jonbuoy]

But the difference is that society accepts that from you blokes where as us chicks are expected to have waist long hair on our heads and bald bodies. Guess we could all move to europe and sprout as much hair anywhere we like and nobody would give a crap :doobey: :grouphug:

Sorry you can only get away with that if you have a sexy french/italian/spanish accent to make up for it.

[Bekki]

There is possibly no embarressment greater than that of a male buying tampons at a supermarket/petrol station at 11pm. Females will never suffer that indignity.

How is that embarrassing... what conclusion do you think the checkout operator is gonna come to? that's like being embarrassed buying shampoo..

and... do you really care what the random behind the counter thinks anyway? :whocares:

[KATWYN]

Sorry you can only get away with that if you have a sexy french/italian/spanish accent to make up for it.

case in point


How is that embarrassing... what conclusion do you think the checkout operator is gonna come to? that's like being embarrassed buying shampoo..

and... do you really care what the random behind the counter thinks anyway? :whocares:

men don't menstruate...and society is aware of this fact....so why be embarressed buying tampons guys/blokes? If anything, it probably makes you look good....you know, sensitive new age guy and all that...whats more important to you? what HE thinks or what SHE thinks......

[Scouse]

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We started to " bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs

Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with
those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had.

Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about.

Then it' was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spend the entire day leaning over Brother John. Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we are), we learned to live with the growing little angels inside us steadily kicking our innards night and day making us wonder if we were preparing to have Rosemary's Baby.

Our once flat bellies looked like we swallowed a watermelon whole and we pee'd our pants every time we sneezed. When the big moment arrived, the dam in our blessed Nether Regions invariably burst right in the middle of the mall and we had to waddle, with our big cartoon feet, moaning in pain all the way to the ER.

Then it was huff and puff and beg to die while the OB says, "Please stop screaming, Mrs. Hearmeroar. Calm down and push. Just one more good push (more like 10)," warranting a strong, well-deserved impulse to punch the %*#!* (and hubby) square in the nose for making us cram a wiggling, mushroom-headed 10lb bowling ball through a keyhole
!
After that, it was time to raise those angels only to find that when all that "cute" wears off, the beautiful little darlings morphed into walking, jabbering, wet, gooey, snot-blowing, life-sucking little poop machines.

Then come their "Teen Years." Need I say more?

When the kids are almost grown, we women hit our voracious sexual prime in our early 40's - while hubby had his somewhere around his 18th birthday.

So we progress into the grand finale: "The Menopause," the Grandmother of all womanhood. It's either take HRT and chance cancer in those now seasoned "buds" or the aforementioned Nether Regions, or, sweat like a hog in July, wash your sheets and pillowcases daily and bite the head off anything that moves.

Now, you ask WHY women seem to be more spiteful than men, when men get off so easy, INCLUDING the icing on life's cake: Being able to pee in the woods without soaking their socks...

So, while I love being a woman, "Womanhood" would make the Great Gandhi a tad crabby. Women are the "weaker sex"? Yeah right. Bite me.Fuckin too much information just go cook me some fuckin eggs there's a good girly

[Xile]

Hey!
Well done, so funny and so true (i can only imagine for babies but i already know how tammy can be suffering with periods...


Sorry you can only get away with that if you have a sexy french/italian/spanish accent to make up for it.
Whats this??? Sexy french accent=no hairs!!! Only spanish women...lol

[hazzy]

When a guy gets mad at his girlfriend, can he strap on his bitch boots, shove up his pushup bra, do up his hair and makeup, and head out to the bar and pull a girl home in under five minutes? Yeah right! :shit: It's GIRLS. GIRLS have the power to do that, not guys! We have to approach first, demonstraight our personality show value and status.

Girls can waltz up to some nerd, and say "buy me a drink" and they will comply! Not having to spend a dime on alchohol all night, and drop the i have a boyfriend line.

Girls are the only gender with one organ designed for NOTHING ELSE but sexual pleasure. On that organ is about 10 times as many nerve endings than anything a guy has!

[KATWYN]

One problem with your idealistic veiws of what its like to be a woman is that
You are looking at it from a male perspective! Thats prolly what a guy would do if he could...

Try it again from a womans perspective......:yes:

[MikeyG]

There is possibly no embarressment greater than that of a male buying tampons at a supermarket/petrol station at 11pm. Females will never suffer that indignity.

Harden up man. Tampons are nothing, just wait until you are sent down for some thrush ointment!

[hazzy]

One problem with your idealistic veiws of what its like to be a woman is that
You are looking at it from a male perspective! Thats prolly what a guy would do if he could...

Try it again from a womans perspective......:yes:

crabby females take things so seriously

[Roj]

There is possibly no embarressment greater than that of a male buying tampons at a supermarket/petrol station at 11pm. Females will never suffer that indignity.

I can't see how that is an embarassment, :gob:

I can handle being errand-boy on occasions

[Swoop]

I can't see how that is an embarassment, :gob:

I can handle being errand-boy on occasions

Yeah. The thing is that if a guy wanders up to the counter with anything female related, we always get looked at funny.

Gotta do what we gotta do, to keep the better half happy.

[Wolf]

Yeah. The thing is that if a guy wanders up to the counter with anything female related, we always get looked at funny.
Never encountered that. If it's obviously female-related - especially sanitary supplies - I'm sure the automatic assumption is that I'm buying them on behalf of someone else: wife, girlfriend, flatmate, family member, whatever.

No one has ever given me a funny look.

[James Deuce]

You're all over analysing.

Take "why" out of the thread title and let it rest.

[Toaster]

Great thread, very amusing! makes me glad I got man-bits.

[Disco Dan]

woooop, no surprises here.... women 'moaning' about 'being women' ? flipping eck...

leave em too it lads... when they work out how to control their hormones like us guys do every day they will join in the game again and start bleeding when their meant too... ya know once a month... :dodge: :dodge: :dodge:

[Juud]

:Oi: you "manly" lot, leave us alone. What would you know about inconvenience anyway, as soon as y'all sneeze you think you've got pneumonia. Pathetic little creatures... :rofl: :rofl:

[Lissa]

:Oi: you "manly" lot, leave us alone. What would you know about inconvenience anyway, as soon as y'all sneeze you think you've got pneumonia. Pathetic little creatures... :rofl: :rofl:
hehehe yea!!! Try giving birth three times without pain relief then go home the morning after to do house work!!! Big Babies!! :Punk:

[Disco Dan]

*my work here is done* :yes: bwahahaha!

[James Deuce]

:Oi: you "manly" lot, leave us alone. What would you know about inconvenience anyway, as soon as y'all sneeze you think you've got pneumonia. Pathetic little creatures... :rofl: :rofl:

Last time I sneezed, I did have pneumonia. Spent a week in hospital.

[Juud]

aww Jim you poor thing..bet you got all the attention you were after..:devil2:

[James Deuce]

Yes. I got left alone. Perfe3ct lack of attention. I wanted to die. If it wasn't for Tramidol I would have taken a toaster into the bath with me and pushed the plunger down.

[Swoop]

when they work out how to control their hormones like us guys do every day...

Tui advert???:apint:

[Bonez]

53171

We started to " bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs

Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with
those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had.

Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about.

Then it' was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spend the entire day leaning over Brother John. Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we are), we learned to live with the growing little angels inside us steadily kicking our innards night and day making us wonder if we were preparing to have Rosemary's Baby.

Our once flat bellies looked like we swallowed a watermelon whole and we pee'd our pants every time we sneezed. When the big moment arrived, the dam in our blessed Nether Regions invariably burst right in the middle of the mall and we had to waddle, with our big cartoon feet, moaning in pain all the way to the ER.

Then it was huff and puff and beg to die while the OB says, "Please stop screaming, Mrs. Hearmeroar. Calm down and push. Just one more good push (more like 10)," warranting a strong, well-deserved impulse to punch the %*#!* (and hubby) square in the nose for making us cram a wiggling, mushroom-headed 10lb bowling ball through a keyhole
!
After that, it was time to raise those angels only to find that when all that "cute" wears off, the beautiful little darlings morphed into walking, jabbering, wet, gooey, snot-blowing, life-sucking little poop machines.

Then come their "Teen Years." Need I say more?

When the kids are almost grown, we women hit our voracious sexual prime in our early 40's - while hubby had his somewhere around his 18th birthday.

So we progress into the grand finale: "The Menopause," the Grandmother of all womanhood. It's either take HRT and chance cancer in those now seasoned "buds" or the aforementioned Nether Regions, or, sweat like a hog in July, wash your sheets and pillowcases daily and bite the head off anything that moves.

Now, you ask WHY women seem to be more spiteful than men, when men get off so easy, INCLUDING the icing on life's cake: Being able to pee in the woods without soaking their socks...

So, while I love being a woman, "Womanhood" would make the Great Gandhi a tad crabby. Women are the "weaker sex"? Yeah right. Bite me.That's why I like my other half when shes asleep.....