Bloody wildlife!!

[mstriumph]

If it weren't for good brakes and caffeine a giant specimen of the native fauna could have written off my new car 3 minutes from my gate this morning ............ same bastard that i narrowly missed week before last on the bike, I think.

Still shaking - and remembering that a 'roo DID wipe out SPman's bike just down the road
a couple of months ago - I'm now wondering if kangaroos should be confined to museums?
........'Cause i'd rather that THEY were stuffed than I was!! :shutup:

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There have been those among us, love
All Creatures great and small,
That ‘roos could wreck my motorbike
They just don’t care at all.

Steve Irwin’s gonna hate me
Of that I have no doubt
Cause, if it’s bouncing up the road
I’M GONNA TAKE IT OUT!

I’ll get an APC or tank
And run the roads at speed
through kangaroos and wallabies
and leave them there to bleed

Those bastards never indicate
Have no insurance cover -
I really don’t see motorbikes
Should be the ones to suffer!

When they wander in my path
where bush and roadway meet,
better THEIR blood on my head
than MY blood in the street...

I am the Wildlife Worrier
Don’t care for conservation
I have a higher purpose now
it’s called self-preservation!

[ManDownUnder]

I understand they make good soup...

[yungatart]

Thank gawd we don't have that to worry about as well...mind you, they are predictably unpredictable - much like cage drivers really, I suppose!

[Edbear]

Still shaking - and remembering that a 'roo DID wipe out SPman's bike just down the road
a couple of months ago - I'm now wondering if kangaroos should be confined to museums?

I am the Wildlife Worrier
Don’t care for conservation
I have a higher purpose now
it’s called self-preservation![/FONT]




LOL!!! Nice poem! Ah! the joys of living in that great brown land off to our left! We only have errant steel and glass beasts here! They too, seem oblivious to us road users and are more than keen to bump into us or jump out in front of us us at every opportunity!

[Crisis management]

I understand they make good soup...

Yeah, but how much soup do you need?


Oooh, I know, school breakfasts! One roo per school?

[outlawtorn]

surely you can eat roo meat? probably tastes like chicken.....

[The_Dover]

i thought you'd hit a fuckin abo.

better luck next time.

[Squeak the Rat]

Don't be ridiculous. Kangaroos can't make soup, that's just stupid.

[Nutter34]

Ah! the joys of living in that great brown land off to our left!

You mean the WEST Island?

Good to hear you're still in one piece...

[MyGSXF]

We only have errant steel and glass beasts here!


What.. :confused: you mean Hilux's, Torrano's, Jeep's, etcetc.. as per last night's docummentary???? :shutup:


Glad to hear you are ok mstriumph!!! :yes:

just shoot the f@#*%*s :Punk:

[Edbear]

What.. :confused: you mean Hilux's, Torrano's, Jeep's, etcetc.. as per last night's docummentary???? :shutup:




LOL!!! If it was only them, but it's ALL 4-wheeled vehicles! We're vastly outnumbered and outgunned!!!!

[mstriumph]

.................. We're vastly outnumbered and outgunned!!!!

if they start ARMING the wretched 'roos I'M LEAVING!!!! :shit:

[doc]

i thought you'd hit a fuckin abo.

better luck next time. Dover how can you be so naive ? Abo's don't rate recognition. They were still sport up until pre WW2. Mind you they do have a flag. Bit more organised than our natives.
Didn't you know about the Kiwi travelling through Dawin ? Came around a corner, there were 3 abo's standing in the middle of the road (Probably pissed as usual) Hit the lot, first one got bowled and flew over the roof second one went under the car and the third came through the window and ended up in the back seat. He freaks out and doesn't know what to do. Being a dickhead he decides to find a Police station and report it. He got off cos they charged the first abo with leaving the scene,the second with obstructing traffic and the third with breaking and entering. I believe this to be true I went thru Darwin before Cyclone Tracy as were warned by the MP's "It is an offence to have sexual relations with a Native Australian Aborigine" Section 61 a. b. or c. I forget. I felt for the first time that Military Law had a purpose. Fuck they were ugly never saw them without the flies tho.


Sorry Dover didn't read all your post Bit of a premature ejaculation. You know what I mean aye ?

[mstriumph]

....................... warned by the MP's "It is an offence to have sexual relations with a Native Australian Aborigine" Section 61 a. b. or c. I forget. I felt for the first time that Military Law had a purpose. Fuck they were ugly never saw them without the flies tho.


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...........didn't think they even had TROUSERS at that time?