Is she cheating on me?

[GR81]

Is she cheating on me?

[mstriumph]

one word

repost! :dodge:

[mud boy]

one word

repost! :dodge:

thats 3 words:yes:

[mstriumph]

.... so what am i? a mathmatics major??!:innocent:

[judecatmad]

It's more of a re...re....re....re...repost isn't it?! LOL

[mud boy]

.... so what am i? a mathmatics major??!:innocent:

its 3 words not 100,000,000,000,000,000,501 words :whocares:

[jrandom]

Re-posting this joke, more or less monthly, is becoming a KB tradition.

[Hitcher]

The deja vu Alzheimer's echo boomerang joke of every second week.

[miSTa]

Least it mentions a top bike...:whocares:

[TonyB]

I on the other hand DON'T spend all my time on here and haven't seen it before.

Laughed aloud I did.

[Hitcher]

It got posted twice yesterday. That is a record.

[Kyle]

LoL im glad this was reposted because its the first time ive read it. I was fully taken by the punch line. Very funny and yet so true. Priorities. :yes:

[Hitcher]

Somebody will no doubt post it again in a few days. Very handy if you can't remember jokes.

Maybe we could automate its posting. Or make it a "sticky"?

[Coyote]

It's a repost

[sinned]

A search using "cheating on me" turned up a few. The search function may not be wonderful ( not yet google ) but does work and a simple search before posting should result in less reposts.

[ZorsT]

Funny, but I think i've seen it before

[GR81]

the only thing worse than a reposter... is someone that harps on about a reposter! ;)

[R1madness]

Thats funny as fuck. If its still under warentee take it back. But its an easy job to do yourself.
Oh yea she is cheatin but who cares. At least you wont have to put up with her shit anymore. Just kick the bitch to the kerb and go riding.

[Guitana]

She's definitely cheating on ya and she probably caused your oil leak too!!!
SLAPPER

[Naki Rat]

Dear Abby,

I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice.

I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a musician and travel sometimes. When I come home things are not like they used to be. It's very awkward. The usual signs, her cell phone rings and she steps outside or says call me later. When I ask her who called she gets evasive.

Sometimes she goes out with "her friends" but comes home late... getting dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way home. I never see who brings her home. I once picked up the extension phone while she was on the phone. She got angry and accused me of all kinds of things.

Anyway, I just did not have the courage to come right out and ask her if she was cheating on me.

A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that my wife and "some guy" show up at their gigs. He wanted to borrow my amp, that's when I got the idea to find out for myself. I said, "sure you can use my amp but I want to hide behind it and see if she comes in to the club ... and with whom". He agreed.

Saturday night came. I slipped behind my Marshall JCM800 half stack to get a good view of the club. I could feel the heat coming off the back of the amp.
It was at that moment, crouching down, when I noticed one of the power tubes was not glowing like the other three.

Is this something I can fix myself or do I need to take it to a technician?

Thanks.

[Steam]

My god, you have not only reposted the most reposted joke in the history of this site, you have also reposted the version that's not even motorcycle related.
That's a fail.
F-

[yod]

but still funny :laugh:

[Swoop]

:gob:

:thud:


:ar15:

[Maha]

My god, you have not only reposted the most reposted joke in the history of this site, you have also reposted the version that's not even motorcycle related.
That's a fail.
F-

Shut up he rides a Triumph...its ok!


F+

[Masterchop]

Its funny.

Who the fuck cares that its a repost.

[The Pastor]

I don't get it?

[BuFfY]

I don't get it?

It is suppost to be funny because you think he is asking about his wife and her cheating.. but then he asks about his (in this case) amp

[The Pastor]

its not very well worded.

[BuFfY]

It just isn't funny Scotty! That is why you didn't get it!

[flyingcrocodile46]

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my
wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I
answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I
ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't
know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she
has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a
taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she
went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and
why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the
subject with my wife.

I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night
she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was
going to park my 2006 Yamaha R1 motorcycle next to the garage and then
hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she
came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Yamaha R1, that I noticed
that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
dealer?

[doc]

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my
wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I
answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I
ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't
know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she
has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a
taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she
went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and
why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the
subject with my wife.

I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night
she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was
going to park my 2006 Yamaha R1 motorcycle next to the garage and then
hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she
came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Yamaha R1, that I noticed
that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
dealer?


It's a good one , but no one will believe you unless you mention the oil leak was from a Harley. Even seen an R1 leaking oil.

[Steam]

This is the 17th repost. If you do a search for Dear Abby you get 19 results, 17 of them different threads.
I don't really care, but could this be the most reposted thing on KB ever?
I wonder what is?

[jrandom]

What gets me is that someone would glibly change the original Harley references to 'Yamaha R1', thereby removing the whole point of the joke.

Do people have no idea how much plastic shit has to come off before you see something even vaguely close to a valve cover on an R1?

Also, Yamahas don't leak oil.

[Bren]

never heard that one b4...is good....

[bugjuice]

I don't really care, but could this be the most reposted thing on KB ever?
I wonder what is?
I bet it'd be either sniper or sAsLEX saying 'repost'

[Patch]

my vote would be Snipper and besides whose gay enuff to hide behind a Yamaha??

[MystikEagle]

Saw this on good old FB and had to share

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s480x480/3295_519144844770133_503784388_n.jpg

[GTRMAN]

Awesome :)

[Geeen]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MystikEagle again.

[madandy]

Have seen a very similar article in the past but green bling fo you Mr. 'eagle

[Crasherfromwayback]

That's why she's fucking someone else. Poofta rides a Boxer.

[Geeen]

Have seen a very similar article in the past but green bling fo you Mr. 'eagle

ME is a chick not a bloke.:D

Not sent from an iDevice

[onelittlenurse]

Hiding behind his bike on the driveway in the middle of the night?
cant talk to his wife about the important stuff?
he deserves what he gets....

[imdying]

Hiding behind his bike on the driveway in the middle of the night?
cant talk to his wife about the important stuff?
he deserves what he gets....Rubbish... if he can prove it for sure without her finding out, then it'll be much easier to cut her throat whilst she sleeps.

[Zedder]

Rubbish... if he can prove it for sure without her finding out, then it'll be much easier to cut her throat whilst she sleeps.

Which would then only leave him with the far more important problem of the motorbike to sort out.

[Gremlin]

On the other hand, being worried about the bike could make a good wife worried...

http://i.imgur.com/6icZ3.png

[onelittlenurse]

On the other hand, being worried about the bike could make a good wife worried...

Bloody men!! why cant they just TALK :brick:

[imdying]

Bloody men!! why cant they just TALK :brick:Why would he waste his time asking a woman about a motorcycle issue? :bash:

[Crasherfromwayback]

Bloody men!! why cant they just TALK :brick:

Because women don't bother listening.

[onelittlenurse]

Because women don't bother listening.

then why the HECK did he marry her....

[imdying]

then why the HECK did he marry her....He thought he might rape that pussy during the best years of it's life before moving on to a fresh one.

Jeeze, don't you woman know anything? Must be to do with not listening? :confused:

[onelittlenurse]

He thought he might rape that pussy during the best years of it's life before moving on to a fresh one.

Jeeze, don't you woman know anything? Must be to do with not listening? :confused:

Pussies dont have ears..

gees dont you blokes know anything...

[Zedder]

Pussies dont have ears..

gees dont you blokes know anything...

Well, I didn't expect Anatomy 101 or the Spanish Inquisition.

[Maha]

Posted twice in 2007...
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/43720-Is-she-cheating-on-me?highlight=cheating
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/50121-Dear-Abby?highlight=cheating

[Stirts]

Posted twice in 2007...
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/43720-Is-she-cheating-on-me?highlight=cheating
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/50121-Dear-Abby?highlight=cheating

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Reposts_34b198_1251313.gif

[Drew]

Hiding behind his bike on the driveway in the middle of the night?
cant talk to his wife about the important stuff?
he deserves what he gets....


Bloody men!! why cant they just TALK :brick:


then why the HECK did he marry her....


Pussies dont have ears..

gees dont you blokes know anything...Oh well fellas, looks like the man haters have arrived. We had a good run, lets fuck off before the fish smell gets too overpowering.

[Stirts]

Fish? I thought is was clam chowdher

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[Drew]

Fish? I thought is was clam chowdherIt's CHOWDAR!

[Crasherfromwayback]

Fish? I thought is was clam chowdher

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They look to be butt munching.

[caspernz]

Fish? I thought is was clam chowdher

Just looks like a group of brown nosed reindeers to me...the two legged variety :innocent:

[Drew]

They look to be butt munching.Shit of a veiw, no matter what their doing.

[skippa1]

Fish? I thought is was clam chowdher


I was wondering, if the girl at the front farted, whether,

the girl behind would pass it on and so on and so on.....
what it would sound like at the end....sort of like a Chinese whisper
wonder if they can hear the ocean, like when you hold a shell to your ear?

[Drew]

I was wondering, if the girl at the front farted, whether,

the girl behind would pass it on and so on and so on.....
what it would sound like at the end....sort of like a Chinese whisper
wonder if they can hear the ocean, like when you hold a shell to your ear?



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[duckonin]

It's CHOWDAR!

Hey Drew u fucken moron. 'stirts' says it is "chow-her". Get the joke 'NOW' do you ???? FFS.:yes:

[Crasherfromwayback]

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Beat me to it...

[Drew]

Hey Drew u fucken moron. 'stirts' says it is "chow-her". Get the joke 'NOW' do you ???? FFS.:yes:Who you calling moron? Fuckwit.
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