French girl

[Xile]

Hi everybody!

I'm here for at least 2 years here, in Auckland, for my study...And so, I left my moto (Kawa ER-5, 1997) in Paris...and i miss it!

But no money to buy another one here for the moment...and I can't forget the pleasure of a ride!

Just want to find some tips to maybe buy one later or someone to ride with around Auckland time to time :sunny:

Cheers!

[Keystone19]

Welcome to KB...:corn:

[NighthawkNZ]

welcome to the site... there are heaps of good second bikes on Trademe and I am sure there are heaps of other riders in Dorkland to go for rides with (even 2up if you want)

[Xile]

lol
oui j'aimerais bien, merci!

[Disco Dan]

Welcome :blip: :blip:

[R6_kid]

Wilkommen.... :shit: shit, language transducer is screwing up again.

Please return to your seat, fasten your seatbelt, ensure that your tray table is stowed and that your seat is in the upright position.

welcome to KB!

[R6_kid]

Welcome :blip: :blip:

subtle.... real subtle dude. And there aint even a pic. You need to learn some charm dude, unfortunately i dont have any spare otherwise i'd love to help you out!

[NighthawkNZ]

lol
oui j'aimerais bien, merci!


Vous devez observer dehors pour certains des types ici sur le KB… ;)

[Disco Dan]

subtle.... real subtle dude.

Thanks :yes: :yes: :whistle:



:rofl: :rofl:

[Xile]

Vous devez observer dehors pour certains des types ici sur le KB… ;)

Doesn't make any sense for me, sorry mate..what do you mean (each word is with a good spelling and grammar too but...no sense)? :confused:

[Xile]

For the moment, i'm in mt albert

[Xile]

I'm not sure about the meaning of your sentence (my english is far to be perfect) but i really appreciate that you try to speak French. So let's go again: did you want to say "watch out about KB guys"?

[NighthawkNZ]

I'm not sure about the meaning of your sentence (my english is far to be perfect) but i really appreciate that you try to speak French. So let's go again: did you want to say "watch out about KB guys"?

Something like that... just a bit of a joke ;) (I failed french at school about 25 years ago :doh:)

Actually most are OKay

[gijoe1313]

Ni hao! Wo mei gong faguo! Welcome to the site, try not to feed those who will bite and above all, find two wheels of freedom and ride, ride, ride!

:woohoo: :scooter:

[oldguy]

Kia Ora, welcome to KB there is a bundle of info to be had on this site, just trying to find what you want is bloody hard.

Citroen, Peugeot, Renault, Honda.

Cheers John

[McJim]

Bienvenue a Nouveau Zelande.

It can give you a bit of a headache speaking a foreign language all the time (I know - I'm Scottish and lived in Italy for a while).

You'll be surprised how affordable bikes can be over here - the initial price is a bit higher but insurance, tax and fuel are way cheaper than in Europe.

Enjoy KB.

[MikeL]

Doesn't make any sense for me, sorry mate..what do you mean (each word is with a good spelling and grammar too but...no sense)? :confused:

C'est qu'il y a pas mal de types (anglo-saxons) qui pensent que pour exprimer leur idée en français il suffit de l'écrire en anglais et puis de la faire traduire mot à mot par un ordinateur...

[NighthawkNZ]

C'est qu'il y a pas mal de types (anglo-saxons) qui pensent que pour exprimer leur idée en français il suffit de l'écrire en anglais et puis de la faire traduire mot à mot par un ordinateur...


Ah but I didn't... I just never got the grammer of it all thats why I failed :doh:

[SlashWylde]

Salut Xile, comment vas tu? I was born in Lille many years ago. My French is a little rusty but would be cool to meet up some time and say hi. I'd be happy to give you some tips on where to buy a bike, how much to pay and where to ride.

A bientot,

-Sebastien.

[Xile]

Thanks all you guys for your welcomes, it seems to be a good place to meet nice rider people! Hope to find a bike soon to ride with you!

[Jonny Rotten]

For the moment, i'm in mt albert

mount albert aye!!!!my part of town...i always have a pillion seat free if you want to go for a ride

[Mr. Peanut]

mount fapfapfapfapfapfap.....

fap...

fap... (lets arm recover)

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

I'm a des Baux so there.

[Gremlin]

Just want to find some tips to maybe buy one later or someone to ride with around Auckland time to time :sunny:
you have to be joking... there's like... a lot of us in auckland... and we don't even need excuses to go for a ride...

grab a pillion seat or motorbike, and I reckon it will be the best way to see the countryside... provided it isn't too blurred :chase:

[Mr. Peanut]

Why isn't anyone posting, did I embarrass everyone again? :mellow:

[Back Fire]

I'm a des Baux, so there.

HAHAHAHA... blinged

[Back Fire]

you have to be joking... there's like... a lot of us in auckland... and we don't even need excuses to go for a ride...

grab a pillion seat or motorbike, and I reckon it will be the best way to see the countryside... provided it isn't too blurred :chase:

could always lend her my K6... give your slow arse the learn I reckon, considering you ride like a sissy and have beached whale for a bike

[Mr. Peanut]

Yeah, but he passes me in the corners like I'm standing still :mellow:

[Gremlin]

could always lend her my K6... give your slow arse the learn I reckon, considering you ride like a sissy and have beached whale for a bike
I however... value my license... as I have a thing called a job... which requires my services around the city, which you cretin, means I have to travel... :bleh:

[Chisanga]

Je suis le président du Burundi :)

[Xile]

c'est cool ca!!!

[Mr. Peanut]

We're cock fighting. Don't be alarmed.

[Disco Dan]

ahh the KB vultures are back! :shutup: geesh give the poor gal some breathing space! ...fark...

So you single there French girly? :innocent: :innocent: :innocent: :dodge: :dodge: :dodge: :dodge:

[Chisanga]

ahh the KB vultures are back! :shutup: geesh give the poor gal some breathing space! ...fark...

So you single there French girly? :innocent: :innocent: :innocent: :dodge: :dodge: :dodge: :dodge:

Morning Dan... see you later... if my bike starts :)

P.S. You are just jealous of the vultures, you little sparrow you :rofl:

[Scouse]

Allo Allo come over and give me French lessons

[MVnut]

Welcome Xile, careful of the Auckland vultures, hope you get a bike soon. ps: best roads are in the South Island, :yes: :yes: :yes:

[slob]

Salut Xile, bienvenue à Nouvelle Zealand! As it so happens, I just got engaged to a lovely French girl and I'm moving to Paris in a month's time! I was there during Xmas and New Year's and from what I saw, you'll definitely enjoy riding in the outskirts of Auckland more than Paris, as the roads are much twistier and quieter! I happen to live in St Lukes/Mt Albert as well, so if you ever want a ride in the next couple of weeks (before the bike goes on sale :crybaby: ), then let me know!

[Colapop]

Hmm 'scuse my cynicism but once there has been verified existence of said "French Girl" I'll hold my effusive welcomes (Hugs) - Welcome to you in the interim. There are a lot of hungry horny fellas round here so watch your tailpipes...

[Edbear]

Something like that... just a bit of a joke ;) (I failed french at school about 25 years ago :doh:)

Actually most are OKay




Yeah, I failed it about 35 years ago! Je ne parlez pas le Francais!:bye:

Welcome anyway and take note of wot Colapop says!:yes:

[Hitcher]

Bienvenue au motorcycliste de kiwi. Veuillez ne pas alimenter les trolls.

[avgas]

Hello Frency Lady!
Never mind the trolls, their bark is worse then their bite.
Just dont swim with the sharks!

[Toaster]

Bonjour! Welcome to NZ and Kiwibiker. I remember Paris - I was there 5 years ago and I loved the experience. I'd love to go back and see South France sometime.

All the best for your study. I hope you have a enjoyable, safe and fulfilling time here with us Kiwis. I assume you will travel about and see our beautiful country when you can?

Toaster.

[Morcs]

mount albert aye!!!!my part of town...i always have a pillion seat free if you want to go for a ride


Thought you don't have one?

[Jonny Rotten]

Thought you don't have one?


i do now!!

[The Pastor]

Welcome to kb, hope you get a motorcycle soon!

[Smokin]

poly vu fron say.

Damn I'm good at this french lingo eh? :yes:

[Hitcher]

Damn I'm good at this french lingo eh?

Keep it up and you can have a raisin dett. I understand that that is French for Sally Lunn.

[Disco Dan]

Je n'aime pas les sabots. Quel type de moto cherchez-vous ?

[gijoe1313]

Today, on the Westpac ride at the end, I cracked a joke about :

"Why did the French plant trees down the Champs-Elysées?"
"So the Germans could march in the shade!" :dodge:

It was only in jest and not made with any vitriolic feeling - just in case this remark got back to you somehow! :innocent: :o

As for Colapop being so reserved...such change! Is this really the real Colapop? :scratch:

pardonne moi! (using the limit of my schoolboy french here! :doh:)

[Xile]

For the moment, not enough money to buy one...but ideally one on which my feet can touch the ground as i'm not very tall, at least 500cc, not too expensive and without too complicated entretien ;)

Me neither i don't like sabots..but i'm not sure about what u wanna say lol

[cowpoos]

Vous aiment un tour sur ma motocyclette oui ?
Je peux vous prendre sur le dos de ma motocyclette.


lol
oui j'aimerais bien, merci!


Vous devez observer dehors pour certains des types ici sur le KB… ;)


C'est qu'il y a pas mal de types (anglo-saxons) qui pensent que pour exprimer leur idée en français il suffit de l'écrire en anglais et puis de la faire traduire mot à mot par un ordinateur...


Je suis le président du Burundi :)


c'est cool ca!!!


Bienvenue au motorcycliste de kiwi. Veuillez ne pas alimenter les trolls.


Je n'aime pas les sabots. Quel type de moto cherchez-vous ?

ka keti katikati taihape taupo taupo heretaunga matamata otaki timaru tauranga mangakino kaori matai pahia Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapima ungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu [<- google it] poruangahau maretotara otahahu tauprie whangamomona waikarimoana te awanga waimarama akito ngawaka patongata hastings tokaroa :)

[Disco Dan]

For the moment, not enough money to buy one...but ideally one on which my feet can touch the ground as i'm not very tall, at least 500cc, not too expensive and without too complicated entretien ;)

Me neither i don't like sabots..but i'm not sure about what u wanna say lol

dont worry, i did not have a clue what i was saying either.. i failed french in school in the UK. Been there though.. was even thrown out of a church for wearing a hat.. that was when I learnt a new swear word in French.

...it was something about clogs, and motorbikes though.

[Sparky Bills]

ka keti katikati taihape taupo taupo heretaunga matamata otaki timaru tauranga mangakino kaori matai pahia Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapima ungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu [<- google it] poruangahau maretotara otahahu tauprie whangamomona waikarimoana te awanga waimarama akito ngawaka patongata hastings tokaroa :)



Thats very Kiwi of you dude!:rockon:

Welcome to KB.:Punk:

[FROSTY]

so are any of you testosterone charged blokes gonna offer this gal a bike ride

[Disco Dan]

so are any of you testosterone charged blokes gonna offer this gal a bike ride

eeerrrr... and we would post it for all to see, because????

*cue the KB vultures*

[Blondini]

Hello Frency Lady!
Never mind the trolls, their bark is worse then their bite.
Just dont swim with the sharks!

Yeah thats right ...WARNING and WELCOME :shutup:

[Disco Dan]

Yeah thats right ...WARNING and WELCOME :shutup:

well done blondini... good advice!

gee you lot... 'bit of tail' comes along and your all over her... poor thing...

[avgas]

Keep it up and you can have a raisin dett. I understand that that is French for Sally Lunn.

Isnt that a boston bun?

[avgas]

Yeah thats right ...WARNING and WELCOME :shutup:
Just like every motorcycle owners handbook

[Gremlin]

so are any of you testosterone charged blokes gonna offer this gal a bike ride
she hasn't asked... happy to oblige if she wishes... but she would need gear that fits her... I don't think ape sized is listed on her garments, unlike mine.

Didn't think it appropriate to bombard her with offers either, she may not want to...

[Finn]

You guys are fuckin pathetic.

[Swoop]

They're trying though...:zzzz:

[cowpoos]

You guys are fuckin pathetic.
bit moody are we? someone trip over you or stand on you this morning??

[Dai]

You guys are fuckin pathetic.

Agree with you here Finn,

They are sniffing so hard .

[ManDownUnder]

Hi everybody!

I'm here for at least 2 years here, in Auckland, for my study...And so, I left my moto (Kawa ER-5, 1997) in Paris...and i miss it!

Welcome Xile.

Get in contact with some of the female members of Kiwibiker local to Auckland (KeyStone19, KittyHawk, Crashe...) and see if you can get along to some of the organised events. There are some great people on here and I'm sure you'll be able to find a pillion seat to come on some of the rides if you wanted to.

ManDownUnder

[ceebie13]

They are sniffing so hard .

Yeah...I get hay fever badly too! It pisses me off!

Bienvenue Xile!
Mrs Ceebie13 (Bex) and I have had many a fabulous bike holiday in France.
We love it there. Would love to go back and explore some more.
If you ever come to Wellington for a visit, send us a PM. We'll show you round.

Bissous, Richard & Lyn

[Mr. Peanut]

You guys are fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap.....

FAP...FAP...

FAP.



*Wheeeeze*

[wybmadiity]

welcome aboard! :niceone:

[Morcs]

well done blondini... good advice!

gee you lot... 'bit of tail' comes along and your all over her... poor thing...

:laugh:

.....................

[GIXser]

what is it with this, all of a sudden were all experts in french, bet ya if i was to post on here , saying" hi im a hairy bloke, can someone take me for a ride,, id get no replies,

but now we have a french chick, everyone is keen.... perverts

(so what time do you want to be picked up ??)

[Xile]

what is it with this, all of a sudden were all experts in french, bet ya if i was to post on here , saying" hi im a hairy bloke, can someone take me for a ride,, id get no replies,

but now we have a french chick, everyone is keen.... perverts

(so what time do you want to be picked up ??)


LOL
PS: i'm not a chick! :laugh:

(what do you propose to me? :p

[Disco Dan]

LOL
PS: i'm not a chick! :laugh:

(what do you propose to me? :p

This is a chick: :whistle:

[mynameis]

ahh the KB vultures are back! :shutup: geesh give the poor gal some breathing space! ...fark...

So you single there French girly? :innocent: :innocent: :innocent: :dodge: :dodge: :dodge: :dodge:


LOL
PS: i'm not a chick! :laugh:

(what do you propose to me? :p

Hahaha so you feel battered and bruised there Disco, you still gonna offer the Frenchy boy a ride aye ? Lol !! Public Humiliation ! Disco disco told ya aye ! Xile, I'd say all the vultures who must have sent you PM's stick it up here till the Mods see it and kick your ass! Lol

Come on we all need a laugh! haha

[Disco Dan]

Hahaha so you feel battered and bruised there Disco, you still gonna offer the Frenchy boy a ride aye ? Lol !! Public Humiliation ! Disco disco told ya aye ! Xile, I'd say all the vultures who must have sent you PM's stick it up here till the Mods see it and kick your ass! Lol

Come one we all need a laugh! haha

I suggest you re-read the thread... LOL :yes: :yes: :yes:

[mynameis]

Xile, I'd say post those PM's on here I am sure people won't mind aww come on it won't be that embarrassing aye !

Haha we already know who all are sad desparate loosers on here ! Lol haha..this is good fun !!

[MikeyG]

mierde is the only french I know.

We got any spanish chicks on here?

Hola, soy el gringo loco y estoy buscando alguien con quien yo puedo practicar mi castellano. Mandarme un PM si ti puedes ayudar.

[Smorg]

The files are in the computer!

[Lou Girardin]

mierde is the only french I know.



Are you sure?

[pritch]

Are you sure?

LOL Nice response :yes:

[Motoracer]

I feel sorry for you already... An unaware forign girl, in a new unknown land. If you want to take a genuine offer, take my brothers' (slob). He's already engaged so you already know his intentions are just to help out. He'll probably get help from you in learning french too, so it's a win win situation. And he's also one of the nicest guys around...

Unless you wanted to be taken advantage of and hang out with someone with devius intentions, where you will face danger, probably lots of sex if you are good looking, lots of alcohol and trouble in general, come along with me.

Kiaora. Welcome to NZ, my name is Sudeep.

[cowpoos]

Kiaora. Welcome to NZ, my name is Sudeep.

you left out...know me before you judge me ;)

[Hitcher]

you left out...know me before you judge me

And "please don't read my other famous thread"...

[Motoracer]

you left out...know me before you judge me ;)

Any man can be broken down with enough force. What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Now, I truely don't give a shit about who thinks what about me. I also loose respect for people who judge others based on rumors rather than personal experience. Or in other words, I don't want to know them.

[Motoracer]

And "please don't read my other famous thread"...

sigh.. Now what do you mean this time Mr. Hitcher? Seriously, I don't understand 90% of what you say. You might as well speak Japanese.

[Cibby]

Unless you wanted to be taken advantage of and hang out with someone with devius intentions, where you will face danger, probably lots of sex if you are good looking, lots of alcohol and trouble in general, come along with me.

Kiaora. Welcome to NZ, my name is Sudeep.

OH MY GOD... I THINK...... I"M GONNNA :sick: :sick: :sick:

:puke: :puke:

[Motoracer]

OK, to the blunt people. I thought since she is European she'll be a bit open minded to humor that is quite far out there. I saw the people hitting on her but only half witted, so that's my way to be funny.

GIXer has a Mrs and he was joking in the same way. What's different when I do it? (even if I always push it the extra bit).

My German mrs who went away to Germany has come back in January already. She's awesome, funny, smart and beautiful. I am happy, she is happy.

P.S. I don't date anyone from KB. THAT'S RULE # 1 FOR ME.

[Hitcher]

Anyway, this thread is getting way off topic, and risks PD relegation if it continues in its current direction.

[jrandom]

P.S. I don't date anyone from KB. THAT'S RULE # 1 FOR ME.

Awww, shit. Goddammit. I was still holding out a tiny bit of hope.

Or... is RULE # 2 "Unless they ask nicely and are willing it TIUTA"?

[Finn]

Anyway, this thread is getting way off topic, and risks PD relegation if it continues in its current direction.

Hitcher, are you trying to impress her with your authority? Nice work man.

[jrandom]

... it would be silly to turn them down simply because they are a member here.

... and/or already taken.

Because everyone knows that bikes and women just get better the more they're ridden.

Come to think of it, I never found out exactly what Frosty did with my old FXR.

I calculated the MTBF (mean time between...) of women on KB a while back. It was sub-3-months, IIRC.

And I'm proud to say that I've owned at least one bike that's passed through a minimum of three KB hands.

Incest is a game the whole forum can play!

[Finn]

Bienvenue a Nouveau Zelande.

Nice one McJim, but the only thing French about you is that you're a crepe.

[avgas]

whats french beer like?

[mstriumph]

Are you sure?

drole - very drole Lou

and welcome Xile - even if you may or may not be female - or nubile - or even - erm :confused: french

------------ in fact, welcome even if you are Finn in drag ......... we have broad shoulders - we can take it :sick:

[cowpoos]

Any man can be broken down with enough force. What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Now, I truely don't give a shit about who thinks what about me. I also loose respect for people who judge others based on rumors rather than personal experience. Or in other words, I don't want to know them.
was a joke bro.....

[CM2005]

hahahaha, this is the most entertaining thing i've read all day! and you can borrow my XL500, but you'll need to bring a working numberplate, and a clutch lever/perch...

[Motoracer]

Why not? Seems like a silly rule to me Sudeep, what if someone comes along that is a good match for you but are a KB member?
I think you are restricting your options there a bit bro. I mean whoever you end up with , there is a good chance they will be into bikes, hence maybe KB too. Or maybe there is already someone on KB that will be an option, but it would be silly to turn them down simply because they are a member here.
Our fallen mate Bruce wouldnt have met the awesome Nicky if he had that rule eh!


Once upon a time I used to belive I was a normal little boy. Things happened, I changed. Now I am carefull/cautious/some times bitter for no reason bla bla bla. One could say I have a bit of baggage.

Apart from that, I'm a pretty good cunt deep down and even I know it. :D

None the less, it's my bubble wrap and I feel most comfertable with that. I am not opening some doors that I have shut a long time ago. That's that.

Obviously I think a lot as I love phylosophy and theories and I can see your point of view and I know I'm silly but in the end, it's what I feel is right and it's what I choose to do.

[Finn]

Once upon a time I used to belive I was a normal little boy. Things happened, I changed. Now I am carefull/cautious/some times bitter for no reason bla bla bla. One could say I have a bit of baggage.

Sounds to me like your overy is playing up.

[NotaGoth]

Unless you wanted to be taken advantage of and hang out with someone with devius intentions, where you will face danger, probably lots of sex if you are good looking, lots of alcohol and trouble in general, come along with me.



Ok now I see how DUMB I was. What the fuck????????

[justsomeguy]

Anyway, this thread is getting way off topic, and risks PD relegation if it continues in its current direction.

Red rep dispatched for a shameless attempt at increasing your post count and brandishing your mod badge where it wasn't needed.

Somehow I think this "french person" is the alternate login of that person who wanted to create adult films, but I was always a cynic.

MR - take it easy on those pain killers mate - you're starting to sound a little too serious......

[Motoracer]

Ok now I see how DUMB I was. What the fuck????????

You don't know the first thing about me mate. You never did. Never ever.

[NotaGoth]

You don't know the first thing about me mate. You never did. Never ever.


I don't know you because I didn't want to get to know you, simply because of crapola like this.... Grow up.... :sick:

[Motoracer]

I don't know you because I didn't want to get to know you, simply because of crapola like this.... Grow up.... :sick:

OK........

[NotaGoth]

OK........

Gonna explain the real you now..???

[Colapop]

Oooo golly!:gob:


:jerry: :jerry: :jerry: :jerry: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn:

[Motoracer]

Gonna explain the real you now..???

Back to ignore list for you mate. Go talk to some one who cares.