Men beware

[u4ea]

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my
breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically
comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing
it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period
of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a
beat he says "Worked for your bum, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although
he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

[Switch]

hahaha nice ;) :lol:

[Guitana]

Touchee!!!!!!

[ManDownUnder]

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although
he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

So let me get this right... women ask a question, men provide some salient facts, and we end up being threatened?

Or is it a case of asking questions you really don't want the answer to... hmm??? :gob::dodge:

:chase:

[u4ea]

So let me get this right... women ask a question, men provide some salient facts, and we end up being threatened?

Or is it a case of asking questions you really don't want the answer to... hmm??? :gob::dodge:

:chase:

yep !! you got it !! :shutup: probly why im not married !!!!....:dodge:

[ManDownUnder]

yep !! you got it !! :shutup: probly why im not married !!!!....:dodge:

You might want to retract that before Disco Dan reads it...

[Disco Dan]

Hi everybody!

so ya single then?

:yes: :yes: :yes:


:shutup:

[Masterchop]

Do you think if you put a photo up here of the small breasts we could help you decide if you actually need to do anything to improve them.

Only trying to help!!

[u4ea]

Hi everybody!

so ya single then? :yes: :yes: :yes:


:blip: run while ya still can !!!!

[Disco Dan]

Whenever your ready...


:corn: :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn:

[u4ea]

Do you think if you put a photo up here of the small breasts we could help you decide if you actually need to do anything to improve them.

Only trying to help!!



good try !!!!!:gob:

[Colapop]

...and still no breasts... :(

[u4ea]

...and still no breasts... :(


geeeeeeeez peir pressure at my age !!!!!

[Disco Dan]

....at my age !!!!!

what age?

...oh the popcorns finished...

[u4ea]

what age?

...oh the popcorns finished...

ummmmmmm bit long in the tooth for you youngun !!!!!!by at least 100 yrs !!!:Punk:

[Colapop]

geeeeeeeez peir pressure at my age !!!!!
Not really, just wanna oggle your boobs!

[Deviant Esq]

I don't know that posting pictures of small boobs will really do anything for this thread... but it'd be rude not to try. Right? :whistle:

[ManDownUnder]

I don't know that posting pictures of small boobs will really do anything for this thread... but it'd be rude not to try. Right? :whistle:

so long as they're of legal age... they are of legal age...aren't they?

["D" FZ1]

An oldy but a bloody good one :yes:

[u4ea]

heres what the theory proves ???

[ManDownUnder]

heres what the theory proves ???

... her kids won't go hungry...

[Deviant Esq]

so long as they're of legal age... they are of legal age...aren't they?

I would presume so, but to be honest I wouldn't have a clue! When I thought to post a picture on this thread, I had a little look through *ahem* some files I had, but none were suitably small chested... :eek: So, a little visit to thehun was undertaken and a more suitable image found. And all in the name of science. :innocent:

[Sniper]

As good as it is........
Repost me dear

[MyGSXF]

heres what the theory proves ???

:gob: holy fuck... now THAT'S scary....!! :blink:

(the PIC that is..!!! )