Cricket...

[98tls]

If anyone into cricket is still up then tune in...............awsome stuff......the english are kicken Aussie arse which is good to see...........go the poms.......

[Lorax]

If anyone into cricket is still up then tune in...............awsome stuff......the english are kicken Aussie arse which is good to see...........go the poms.......

Stuff KB then, I'm off to listen to radio sport. Engerland!

[Hillbilly]

I hate cricket! it's boring! Was forced to watch it on TV once, and the camera was actually trained on a bloody seagull!

:yawn: :sleep: :zzzz:

[Kendog]

Just read the result this morning. Tis a funny game.

[Guitana]

What's so great about cricket they haven't won anything of importance for years!!!
The NZ Softball team have won three world series and it only takes them two hours to play a game!!!!

[idb]

If anyone into cricket is still up then tune in...............awsome stuff......the english are kicken Aussie arse which is good to see...........go the poms.......

I hate this.......I never know who I would rather see win....I like seeing both teams get beaten.

[scumdog]

And when a guy hits a 6 why can't he run until he's risking getting run out or whatever?
After all, he hit the ball just like all the other times, why can't he make the runs AND have the 6 as a bonus?

Would frustrate the hell out of me if I gave the ball a good whack and then just had to stand there.....

[Oscar]

I hate cricket! it's boring! Was forced to watch it on TV once, and the camera was actually trained on a bloody seagull!

:yawn: :sleep: :zzzz:


Your life must be incredibly boring.
You came to a thread clearly titled "cricket", even though you don't like the game.
What a maroon.

[Guitana]

Your life must be incredibly boring.
You came to a thread clearly titled "cricket", even though you don't like the game.
What a maroon.

A MAROON is that like on a deserted island or the colour?????

Or did you mean MORON as in one who can't spell good???

[idb]

And when a guy hits a 6 why can't he run until he's risking getting run out or whatever?
After all, he hit the ball just like all the other times, why can't he make the runs AND have the 6 as a bonus?

Would frustrate the hell out of me if I gave the ball a good whack and then just had to stand there.....

A bity like when I was at school..........anything greater than a 'C' meant wasted effort.

[Guitana]

And when a guy hits a 6 why can't he run until he's risking getting run out or whatever?
After all, he hit the ball just like all the other times, why can't he make the runs AND have the 6 as a bonus?

Would frustrate the hell out of me if I gave the ball a good whack and then just had to stand there.....

Yeah good question old chap when you hit a home run in softball it's all good especially when you hit an auto with loaded bases!!!!!

Oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

[scumdog]

A bity like when I was at school..........anything greater than a 'C' meant wasted effort.

You got 'C's at school:gob:

Shit, you must be some sort of geneious, I never done got THAT high!!

[Oscar]

A MAROON is that like on a deserted island or the colour?????

Or did you mean MORON as in one who can't spell good???

It's a play on words - a spoonerism?
No, that's not it...

Whatever.

[Guitana]

It's a play on words - a spoonerism?
No, that's not it...

Whatever.

I work with a SPOONERISM and he can't speel good either!!!!!

[skelstar]

I hate cricket! it's boring! Was forced to watch it on TV once, and the camera was actually trained on a bloody seagull!

:yawn: :sleep: :zzzz:

Just do what I do when I see one of your myriad of joke threads, just don't open them, they just don't make me laugh.

[Oscar]

What's so great about cricket they haven't won anything of importance for years!!!
The NZ Softball team have won three world series and it only takes them two hours to play a game!!!!

1. NZ won a ICC Champions Trophy not so long ago.
2. Softball is a Bogan Girls game.

[Guitana]

1. NZ won a ICC Champions Trophy not so long ago.
2. Softball is a Bogan Girls game.

So what if I like to watch the girls play softball while enjoying a Tui and brushing my MULLET!!!
At least the Blacksox can throw down a mean HAKA and win three world series in a row a feat never before accomplished!!!
Unlike those girls panty wearing Blackcaps who have'nt won shit since Hadleigh and co departed!! Bunch of mummies boys bet you there's some questionable behaviour going on in that locker room!!!!
As for the kiwis skipper what a dribbler got every excuse under the sun as to why the lads can't get it up on the feild he should've been sacked years ago!!
The BLACK CAPS should be called the BLACK HOLE cos that's where all the sponsors money is going!!!!

[Oscar]

So what if I like to watch the girls play softball while enjoying a Tui and brushing my MULLET!!!
At least the Blacksox can throw down a mean HAKA and win three world series in a row a feat never before accomplished!!!
Unlike those girls panty wearing Blackcaps who have'nt won shit since Hadleigh and co departed!! Bunch of mummies boys bet you there's some questionable behaviour going on in that locker room!!!!
As for the kiwis skipper what a dribbler got every excuse under the sun as to why the lads can't get it up on the feild he should've been sacked years ago!!
The BLACK CAPS should be called the BLACK HOLE cos that's where all the sponsors money is going!!!!

Gee, that's quite well written for a Westie.
I'm sure that your opinion is shared by the 15 other people in NZ who watch the Gurly American-Wannbe game that is SOFTball.

Ps. It's Hadlee.

[Guitana]

Gee, that's quite well written for a Westie.
I'm sure that your opinion is shared by the 15 other people in NZ who watch the Gurly American-Wannbe game that is SOFTball.

Ps. It's Hadlee.

Touche Oscar Touche!!!!!!

[scumdog]

1. NZ won a ICC Champions Trophy not so long ago.
2. Softball is a Bogan Girls game.

So I guess it's alright to lose - as long as you play a 'nice' game?????

[Guitana]

So I guess it's alright to lose - as long as you play a 'nice' game?????

Never happen in Australia they'd all be sacked and working at Hungry Jacks by now.
I can just hear it now!! (Fleming) I'm sorry your dissapointed with your burger sir and your fries were cold but the boys tried their best and I'm sure they'll do better next time!!!! Fuck that I'm of to Maccas!!!
How anybody can sit for 6-8 hours and watch a bunch of effeminate lads dressed in white and wearing womans under wear and mincing around the paddock is beyond me!!!!!

[Guitana]

Gee, that's quite well written for a Westie.
I'm sure that your opinion is shared by the 15 other people in NZ who watch the Gurly American-Wannbe game that is SOFTball.

Ps. It's Hadlee.

Actually I'm an Eastie!

[Oscar]

So I guess it's alright to lose - as long as you play a 'nice' game?????

No it isn't.
However it's a little bit more significant when NZ beats Australia at Cricket, than when NZ beats Chinese-Taipei-Taiwan-Formosa at Softball.

[Oscar]

How anybody can sit for 6-8 hours and watch a bunch of effeminate lads dressed in white and wearing womans under wear and mincing around the paddock is beyond me!!!!!

As opposed to hairy, testosterone laden, baccy chewing boguns with their socks tucked into their trou pretending that they're Barry Bonds?



















































































(And that's just the Womans Team)

[scumdog]

No it isn't.
However it's a little bit more significant when NZ beats Australia at Cricket, than when NZ beats Chinese-Taipei-Taiwan-Formosa at Softball.

NZ beat Australia at cricket?:gob:

How many times?????


I bet they were'nt happy, next thing they'll be bowling underarm again!

[Guitana]

No it isn't.
However it's a little bit more significant when NZ beats Australia at Cricket, than when NZ beats Chinese-Taipei-Taiwan-Formosa at Softball.

What about the USA,Canada and Australia?????????????

[scumdog]

What about the USA,Canada and Australia?????????????

Shuttup you fool!:shutup:

You're just ruining a good story.....

[Oscar]

What about the USA,Canada and Australia?????????????

What about them?

Australia's National Game is Cricket, the US National Game is Baseball and Canada's National Game is Ice Hockey.

Why would anyone in those three countries give a flying fuck about Softball?
Most North AMericans can't believe that Men play Softball...

[Guitana]

What about them?

Australia's National Game is Cricket, the US National Game is Baseball and Canada's National Game is Ice Hockey.

Why would anyone in those three countries give a flying fuck about Softball?
Most North AMericans can't believe that Men play Softball...

Actually the USA and Canada have a higher number of players playing Softball than they have playing baseball and they do give a flying fuck but are really upset about losing their titles to a bunch of hairy arsed colonials three times in a row!!

[scumdog]

What about them?

Australia's National Game is Cricket, the US National Game is Baseball and Canada's National Game is Ice Hockey.

Why would anyone in those three countries give a flying fuck about Softball?
Most North AMericans can't believe that Men play Softball...

So it only counts if the game is a NATIONAL game of all countries concerned... now I see:yes:

US and Canada have hadly heard of rugby...or cricket for that matter so I guess we could beat them easily at those games... but it wouldn't count eh?

[Guitana]

Shuttup you fool!:shutup:

You're just ruining a good story.....

Sorry mate just trying to reach two hundred posts unlike the Black Caps!!!

[Oscar]

So it only counts if the game is a NATIONAL game of all countries concerned... now I see:yes:

US and Canada have hadly heard of rugby...or cricket for that matter so I guess we could beat them easily at those games... but it wouldn't count eh?


Actually both of those Countries have very good Rugby Teams (I think it's only a coupla years since Canada beat Wales). Rugby is very popular on the East Coast (particularly at University level).

And it's got nothing to do with National Games other than to back up my point that Softball is an insignificant sport by any standard.

[Guitana]

Actually both of those Countries have very good Rugby Teams (I think it's only a coupla years since Canada beat Wales). Rugby is very popular on the East Coast (particularly at University level).

And it's got nothing to do with National Games other than to back up my point that Softball is an insignificant sport by any standard.

Exsqueeze me????
The USA good at rugby???
Not the last time I played over there I toured with an under twenty ones side and can definitely prove that statement wrong!!! Fucken bunch of pansies!!
AFL thats a different story but even those guys could'nt get over the hits we were putting in without armour and helmets on!!!

Only insignificant by those who don't follow it!

I was at the last world series along with at least fifteen other people and was extremely proud of the boys when they cleaned up and they had a punch up with the Kanucks almost as good as rugby!!!

[Oscar]

Exsqueeze me????
The USA good at rugby???
Not the last time I played over there I toured with an under twenty ones side and can definitely prove that statement wrong!!! Fucken bunch of pansies!!
AFL thats a different story but even those guys could'nt get over the hits we were putting in without armour and helmets on!!!

Only insignificant by those who don't follow it!

I was at the last world series along with at least fifteen other people and was extremely proud of the boys when they cleaned up and they had a punch up with the Kanucks almost as good as rugby!!!

Perhaps your tour of Gay Rugby Clubs in San Francisco was not representative?

World Rankings:
1(1) NEW ZEALAND 94.59
2(2) FRANCE 85.94
3(3) AUSTRALIA 85.55
4(5) IRELAND 85.22
5(4) SOUTH AFRICA 84.71
6(6) ARGENTINA 79.61
7(7) ENGLAND 79.45
8(8) WALES 76.49
9(9) SCOTLAND 76.04
10(10) SAMOA 73.86
11(11) FIJI 73.15
12(12) ITALY 72.79
13(13) USA 68.73
14(14) CANADA 68.52
15(17) GEORGIA 66.93
16(15) ROMANIA 66.76
17(16) TONGA 66.04
18(18) JAPAN 64.95
19(19) URUGUAY 63.45

You will note that both the USA & Canada are just behind 6N team Italy & ahead of teams like Tonga, Japan, Romania & Uruguay who are no mugs...

[Oscar]

Only insignificant by those who don't follow it!


BTW - Don't get so excited. Why would you talk up Softball in a Cricket thread and wonder why you get flamed?

[Guitana]

Perhaps your tour of Gay Rugby Clubs in San Francisco was not representative?

World Rankings:
1(1) NEW ZEALAND 94.59
2(2) FRANCE 85.94
3(3) AUSTRALIA 85.55
4(5) IRELAND 85.22
5(4) SOUTH AFRICA 84.71
6(6) ARGENTINA 79.61
7(7) ENGLAND 79.45
8(8) WALES 76.49
9(9) SCOTLAND 76.04
10(10) SAMOA 73.86
11(11) FIJI 73.15
12(12) ITALY 72.79
13(13) USA 68.73
14(14) CANADA 68.52
15(17) GEORGIA 66.93
16(15) ROMANIA 66.76
17(16) TONGA 66.04
18(18) JAPAN 64.95
19(19) URUGUAY 63.45

You will note that both the USA & Canada are just behind 6N team Italy & ahead of teams like Tonga, Japan, Romania & Uruguay who are no mugs...

Hey don't knock those GAY Rugby clubs those boy's really know how to party!!!
After 8 they don't really count!!! C'mon thats like comparing Zimbabwe to the top cricket teams.And the US teams are full of Kanucks and europeans just like their football (soccer)teams!!!!

[MrMelon]

My flatties have a habit of placing some big bets on the cricket. I think they're a few grand down after the results of the games this weekend! yikes.

[Guitana]

BTW - Don't get so excited. Why would you talk up Softball in a Cricket thread and wonder why you get flamed?

Hey I'm just after a stimulating conversation! Don't take it personal it's good to debate the differences in our sports!!!
Who's gettin flamed????

[Guitana]

My flatties have a habit of placing some big bets on the cricket. I think they're a few grand down after the results of the games this weekend! yikes.

As long as they pay the rent Mr Melon as long as they pay the rent!!!!!

[Oscar]

Hey don't knock those GAY Rugby clubs those boy's really know how to party!!!
After 8 they don't really count!!! C'mon thats like comparing Zimbabwe to the top cricket teams.And the US teams are full of Kanucks and europeans just like their football (soccer)teams!!!!

So are you saying that Scotland, Samoa & Fiji don't count?
Big call...

[Guitana]

So are you saying that Scotland, Samoa & Fiji don't count?
Big call...

Only if you're after a big head high tackle count ( Island styles )!!!!
When was the last time any of those teams really made an impact on the world rugby scene apart from Samoa in the sevens but that's a different kettle of fish cos most of them are Kiwis!!!!
Can you name me the last time scotland won any large tournament or tour!!
The Scots are more interested in Football and stabbing strangers in local bars.
Try living in Glascow for 6 years!!!!

[idb]

You got 'C's at school:gob:

Shit, you must be some sort of geneious, I never done got THAT high!!

Well you're smarter than me....I never even knew how to spell geneious properly until your post.

[scumdog]

Well you're smarter than me....I never even knew how to spell geneious properly until your post.

Ya mean I done spelt it right??Whoooweee!!!

[idb]

Ya mean I done spelt it right??Whoooweee!!!

Ha! Got you!

It's "spelled" SD....it's "spelled"

[Guitana]

Where's that pansy cricket palying OSCAR gone???
I have'nt finished with him yet!! I thought he was going to flame me????

[Guitana]

BTW - Don't get so excited. Why would you talk up Softball in a Cricket thread and wonder why you get flamed?

Why would you talk up Cricket when the Black Caps play like shit?????
They've got no leadership that ships a sinking!!! Faster than the Titanic!!

[Toaster]

I hate cricket! it's boring! Was forced to watch it on TV once, and the camera was actually trained on a bloody seagull!

:yawn: :sleep: :zzzz:

I reckon.... they could at least perve at talent in the crowd instead of wasting time on looking at wildlife, flora and fungi.

[Guitana]

I reckon.... they could at least perve at talent in the crowd instead of wasting time on looking at wildlife, flora and fungi.

Fucken oath theres plenty of talent at a cricket match whats wrong with a good cleavage closeup?????