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Slingshot
12th February 2007, 15:46
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need advice.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, and when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
I stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, it seems she has gotten out of a car round the corner. Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?
Deep down I probably don't want to know the truth, but last night when she went out I decided to really check on her. I parked my motorcycle next to the garage and then hid behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed that the valve covers on the engine were leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Thanks, Bob

Madness
12th February 2007, 15:48
I don't believe it.

Hitcher!!!

bistard
12th February 2007, 15:49
Wait for it,The repost Police are going to get you!!

Steam
12th February 2007, 15:50
He musta posted that on purpose. Surely...?

jrandom
12th February 2007, 16:16
Yeah. Gotta be a windup.

Slingshot
12th February 2007, 16:51
It was a legitimate post...not winding up anyone :dodge:

It came through work this arvo so it was a sneaky post onto KB, one of the very few that I though worthy.

It's funny, I did think to myself..."I bet this has been posted already"...but I posted it anyway.

Go on...give me an infraction...I dare ya!!!

skelstar
12th February 2007, 17:12
Oh John...not you...argh...won't anyone think of the children?

-df-
12th February 2007, 17:12
would have been so much funny as a wind up...quick...edit your post ;)

James Deuce
12th February 2007, 17:27
It gets a bit "dry" after the 32nd repost.

Hitcher
12th February 2007, 20:04
And every drier after the 132nd.

It's moments like this one ponders infractions for excessive reposting...

Steam
12th February 2007, 20:08
Hey! He edited it to make it look like he posted it as a windup! Why, I oughta...

mstriumph
12th February 2007, 20:15
.......................It's funny, I did think to myself..."I bet this has been posted already"...but I posted it anyway.

Go on...give me an infraction...I dare ya!!!

not only once but many, many times!!!

*sigh*

HITCHER!!!!!!!

Hitcher
12th February 2007, 20:18
HITCHER!!!!!!!

It's late. I can't be fagged joining them all together to create the "uber-dear abby" thread. Or infracting anybody's arse, for that matter.

mstriumph
12th February 2007, 20:21
disappointing ..... my stirring usually achieves better results than that :dodge:

Colapop
12th February 2007, 20:28
It's the Tron-suit. It's restricting his blood flow!