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nigelp
15th February 2007, 11:09
A bloke from Otago buys a round of Speight's for all in the bar because his wife has just produced a 'typical' Otago baby boy weighing 25 pounds.:gob:

Much Speight's was consumed as the locals celebrated.

Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, 'Say, you're the father of the typical Otago baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?’

The proud father answers, 'Seventeen pounds, the bartender (from Auckland) is puzzled, 'Why? What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds at birth.
The father takes a slow swig from his Speight's beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and says quietly . ' Had him circumcised.'

'Good on ya mate':Punk:

Sniper
15th February 2007, 11:28
It contains similar content to a joke posted in a separate part of this forum. This joke has its own thread. The jury has deliberated and proclaimed this not a repost as it is a first gen change of said duplicate post.

All others shall be labeled reposts

-df-
15th February 2007, 14:08
I like

10 char

scumdog
15th February 2007, 14:34
Kewl yarn mate!