Condom-flavored crackers

[cowpoos]

any one tryed these fucking things "six fortune rice crackers" [avalible from papakura countdown] ...dover and riffy raffs was chewing on them on tuesday night and both reckoned they taste like condoms!!

first thing must be asked is dover really a giver...or how does he know what condoms taste like???

[Riff Raff]

or how does he know what condoms taste like???

You really have to ask?

[u4ea]

.......................:gob: :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme

[The_Dover]

i had a deprived childhood and the minty ones were cheap, reusable chewing gum.

[cowpoos]

You really have to ask?
YES!!....how do you know what condoms taste like chick???

[Riff Raff]

I was curious one day!

[cowpoos]

i had a deprived childhood and the minty ones were cheap, reusable chewing gum.
I thought you grew up in a navy army camp in the shetland islands????

[cowpoos]

I was curious one day!
just one day??

[Riff Raff]

Shut up and go make me a cuppa!

[cowpoos]

Shut up and go make me a cuppa!
you got legs!! and while your up grab me a cracker!

[Beemer]

I suppose anything's an improvement - rice crackers normally taste like polystyrene!

[cowpoos]

I suppose anything's an improvement - rice crackers normally taste like polystyrene!
what does polystyrene taste like chook? and how do you know? you have a deprive child hood like dover? or is impoverished a better word ;)

[idb]

Can you still buy condom flavoured condoms?

[cowpoos]

Can you still buy condom flavoured condoms?
are you daft? or you being serious?

[xwhatsit]

are you daft? or you being serious?

No, it's a valid question. Last time I was looking, all I could find were those kinky ribbed ones, bright glow-in-the-dark novelty ones, awful-looking strawberry/banana flavoured ones, and Extra-thin ones (which are scary as hell -- had two break in a row, once :mellow:).

What's wrong with Glad-wrap, anyway?

[scumdog]

What's wrong with Glad-wrap, anyway?


It's not the Glad-wrap that's the problem - it's the tailing ring you have to put on to keep the Glad-wrap in place, getting THAT off afterwards is a real bear!!!!

[Trudes]

What's wrong with Glad-wrap, anyway?

Shit, that's classy!! Glad nobody ever waved their dick covered in glad wrap in front of me!!! :innocent: It's lunch wrap, not dick wrap!!

[doc]

Shit, that's classy!! Glad nobody ever waved their dick covered in glad wrap in front of me!!! :innocent: It's lunch wrap, not dick wrap!!
Toooo..... much input

[xwhatsit]

Shit, that's classy!! Glad nobody ever waved their dick covered in glad wrap in front of me!!! :innocent: It's lunch wrap, not dick wrap!!

Lunch, dinner, whatever, I'm available whenever you like :D

[Quartermile]

Holy crap there are millions of friken different types of condoms while your buying you crakers at countdown look down the deouderant and stuff isale!!

[Guitana]

Shit, that's classy!! Glad nobody ever waved their dick covered in glad wrap in front of me!!! :innocent: It's lunch wrap, not dick wrap!!

Depends if you're having a dick for lunch I spose!!

[cowpoos]

No, it's a valid question. Last time I was looking, all I could find were those kinky ribbed ones, bright glow-in-the-dark novelty ones, awful-looking strawberry/banana flavoured ones, and Extra-thin ones (which are scary as hell -- had two break in a row, once :mellow:).

What's wrong with Glad-wrap, anyway?
nothing when all you can do is wank to get off!!! tehehehehe ;)

[NotaGoth]

Try before you buy maybe?

[Swoop]

the minty ones were cheap, reusable chewing gum.

C'mon, just admit that you were crap at blowing bubbles with real gum! :rofl:



(By the way, "Bubbles" is back in town and wants to catch up with you...)

[Squeak the Rat]

I got a packet of those flavoured condoms once, it was assorted flavours. The skank i was with said "mmmmm, cheese and onion flavour". Stupid tart, I hadn't put one on yet.......

[cowpoos]

I got a packet of those flavoured condoms once, it was assorted flavours. The skank i was with said "mmmmm, cheese and onion flavour". Stupid tart, I hadn't put one on yet.......
might I suggest an improvement in personal hygiene....like when you shower maybe you should wash your diddle??

[Squeak the Rat]

might I suggest an improvement in personal hygiene....like when you shower maybe you should wash your diddle??

I spend hours washing it! :innocent:

[cowpoos]

I spend hours washing it! :innocent:
with cheese and onion??

[Beemer]

what does polystyrene taste like chook? and how do you know? you have a deprive child hood like dover? or is impoverished a better word ;)

Yes, we weren't allowed to have condoms as chewing gum - far too expensive! We had to lick the polystyrene sheets - not chew mind, we were far too poor to allow them to be wasted so wantonly!

[cowpoos]

Yes, we weren't allowed to have condoms as chewing gum - far too expensive! We had to lick the polystyrene sheets - not chew mind, we were far too poor to allow them to be wasted so wantonly!
I suppose you walked to school in the snow bare foot...up hill all the way there and up hill all the way home and ate mouldy eggplant sandwiches everyday for lunch???

[Beemer]

I suppose you walked to school in the snow bare foot...up hill all the way there and up hill all the way home and ate mouldy eggplant sandwiches everyday for lunch???

Mouldy eggplant sandwiches? Ee by gum, we only got to lick the mould off the rich people's mouldy sandwiches! No snow in the desert either.

[cowpoos]

No snow in the desert either.

there was in the desert that my mom lived in....hmmm ;)

[Beemer]

there was in the desert that my mom lived in....hmmm ;)

That proves one thing then - I'm definitely not your mother!

[cowpoos]

That proves one thing then - I'm definitely not your mother!
so no more candy then? :(

[Beemer]

so no more candy then? :(

Did I say that?