Want a different pet?

[bugjuice]

then have we got a deal for youuuuu..

Our bearded dragon had bubbas, and cute buggers they are..
we have 7 for sale, good condition, one careful owner since new (born 24th - 27th Jan), fed well and growin to boot. When they're adult (approx 9-12mths) their body would be around the size of a guys hand with legs and head hanging off, and the tail would be up to the elbow. The photo is them all on Posties ugly mug (they've had theropy). They have a great curious nature, and dead easy to look after. Love to be handled and always watchin, but don't always need the attention. They're happy to munch down most insects, need greens every day, try them on a lot of other foods to keep them guessin.. even feed them the odd pinky now and again (not the chocolate pinky!!)

welcome to come round to have a look, and happy to arrange getting the dragons out of auckland right down to the south island (we'll figure something out). We'll also be on hand well after you've bought them, just in case you've got q's or even just to keep in touch to say how they're doing..

Their little soles are bein traded for $800 of wager.. We can also help out with the set up and food etc

[The_Dover]

800 bucks for a lizard?

you're shitting me. how much for just one?

[bugjuice]

if ya want, i could put you onto a guy who reckons 1200 bucks is a reasonable ask..

[doc]

800 bucks for a lizard?

you're shitting me. how much for just one?
Us peasant aren't worth much, when reptiles are more interesting to the gentry huh. You would look good with a leash around your neck but not worth that much .

[The_Dover]

Us peasant aren't worth much, when reptiles are more interesting to the gentry huh. You would look good with a leash around your neck but not worth that much .

$100 an hour to you.

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[The Pastor]

can u train them to come to you when you call them?

[Toaster]

They are expensive cat-toys dude. Crikey!!

[The_Dover]

do they taste like chicken?

[dawnrazor]

My cat will bring me skinks for free, some of them are alive and all

[Ixion]

Blimey. I'm sure it is a very fair price, but, blimey. Do the clean shaven ones come any cheaper?

[Colapop]

Fark! I'd love a couple.. if I could afford 'em. That's pretty cool. Are they from a paired coupling or born asexually (?without one parent?) I think that's how it can go with lizards sometimes... I can't remember the right term for it.

[bugjuice]

Fark! I'd love a couple.. if I could afford 'em. That's pretty cool. Are they from a paired coupling or born asexually (?without one parent?) I think that's how it can go with lizards sometimes... I can't remember the right term for it.
they are very cool creatures ;)
nah, they need a ma' n pa', and they're born either dude or dudette. Their parents tho, are (or one was) a couple of the best beardies in nz (long story how we know) which means that these guys are gonna be special

[Colapop]

Is it only some species that can do that or a lizard wide thing? They had summat on the news about it happening with a Komodo in London Zoo..

Hitcher will know....

[Mr. Peanut]

That's one freaky rock climbin wall :D

[Sniper]

I Need ONE!!!!!!!!! Just to convince the mrs I need it and the cats not to eat eat

[Indiana_Jones]

I'd be interested buggy, and was before the price tag, too much for my wallet I'm afraid :no:

-Indy

[Curious_AJ]

omg!!! youre selling your bubbas!!! i want one!!! gimme gimme!!!

[nodrog]

they are pretty cool alright. how many would i need to make a manbag?

[bugjuice]

grow it into an adult, and you could probably use just two!

[Indiana_Jones]

can i have one for free? cause I'm like so nice? :D

-Indy

[Quartermile]

ooh, ooh, ooh,, I want one!!!!! :clap:

why is there no bouncing up and down smiley?? besides doobie??

[unhingedlizard]

Actually a good price if you know your eggs.
Love one but cant afford the setup costs ATM. But arent they kuteee!

[vifferman]

My cat will bring me skinks for free, some of them are alive and all
Time to kill the cat, I reckon.

[placidfemme]

:( I want one... How damn cute are those!

*will start saving for your next... hatch*

[bistard]

Is it only some species that can do that or a lizard wide thing? They had summat on the news about it happening with a Komodo in London Zoo..

Hitcher will know....

The term is "Asexual reproduction"
The other type is a "Hermaphrodite"which is born with both sets of bits

[Postie]

That's one freaky rock climbin wall :D

easy....!!!

[bugjuice]

:( I want one... How damn cute are those!

*will start saving for your next... hatch*
there won't be another clutch, the mother died in December. So these guys are the only ones we'll be selling..

[Deviant Esq]

Bummer, sucks :(

They're damn cool as pets. Something a bit different, I'd quite like to have one but can't afford it :( Maybe one day.

Postie: That's quite some nose you've got there. How you doin... :shutup:

[LilSel]

AWESOME!!!

My Ex has a bearded dragon... Was the largest in the country last time he was weighed in...

Its funny cuz we'd take him out places with us... and the amount of people that just stare in shock or something... its great fun!!...

Sitting at the lights in the car with him on shoulder... light would go green... we'd go... but the cars next to us would always be too busy staring n not go right away...!

My father wants a blue tounge... but he is in love with ex's dragon lol...
everytime she comes over he asks 'how is my dragon?' te he... :D

I think if I told dad about these ones... mum would have a hissy fit at me...
'we've got enough animals!!' 'dont encourage your father!!' and so on lol

[placidfemme]

there won't be another clutch, the mother died in December. So these guys are the only ones we'll be selling..

oh :( that sucks

[bugjuice]

yeah, they're great in the car.. people stare and wave n all sorts.. really cool.

whenever we took Millie out (the adult female we lost, and we don't have any others now), the most common question of all is; 'is that real..??'
no, it's a plastic lizard on my shoulder, i'm working up to a parrot..

they are good tho. LS, do you know Haisley then? Can't remember what Millie maxed out at, but she out-shon the main breeders' adults! Half the problem was finding a male brave enough to take her on!

[LilSel]

yeah, they're great in the car.. people stare and wave n all sorts.. really cool.

whenever we took Millie out (the adult female we lost, and we don't have any others now), the most common question of all is; 'is that real..??'
no, it's a plastic lizard on my shoulder, i'm working up to a parrot..

they are good tho. LS, do you know Haisley then? Can't remember what Millie maxed out at, but she out-shon the main breeders' adults! Half the problem was finding a male brave enough to take her on!

Yeah I have met Haisley before (dont 'know' as such, ex does)... Myself and Ex were at the pet expo with him... mmm... not last year but the one before.
We got some pinkies from him... (pulls faces!!!)... I could never watch him eat the pinkies lol...

[LilSel]

there won't be another clutch, the mother died in December. So these guys are the only ones we'll be selling..

Bummer...
Are you keeping a female for future breeding or selling them all?
Was gonna say... 'Ill give ex a bell n we should hook up for some 'lizard love' lol...

[bugjuice]

Yeah I have met Haisley before (dont 'know' as such, ex does)... Myself and Ex were at the pet expo with him... mmm... not last year but the one before.
We got some pinkies from him... (pulls faces!!!)... I could never watch him eat the pinkies lol...
have i got a shot for you then.. might post it up, little gruesome tho

nah, we're not keeping any of them. Might do it again in a year or so, just want a break from lizards for a bit after these guys. Millie was larger then Big Boy! (Haisley's male, Millie's dad!)

[LilSel]

have i got a shot for you then.. might post it up, little gruesome tho

nah, we're not keeping any of them. Might do it again in a year or so, just want a break from lizards for a bit after these guys. Millie was larger then Big Boy! (Haisley's male, Millie's dad!)

Go on... post it up post it up!!!

Nebuchanezza was heavier than Big Boy I think.....!! :D... Big boy has end of tail missing right?... (or am I thinking of another one lol)...

[bugjuice]

can't remember now... he's not the best lookin guy tho

i'll post it up when i get home

[doc]

$100 an hour to you.

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Are you tryin to tell me your boss makes you wear this at work ?

[Patrick]

$800??? Since these are used, one careful owner (perhaps 2, counting your partner...), how much then??? Don't ya need permits and shite like that to keep them?

[LilSel]

$800??? Since these are used, one careful owner (perhaps 2, counting your partner...), how much then???

well worth it at 8spot :D

[bugjuice]

$800??? Since these are used, one careful owner (perhaps 2, counting your partner...), how much then??? Don't ya need permits and shite like that to keep them?
what if I said they were a grand to start..?? then i've already knocked 200 bucks off :bleh:

nah, don't need permits for these dudes.. As much as MAF/DoC can't make up their fukin minds on shit, these guys are quite safe, and they really won't last past a couple of days in the wild. Too many things to eat them in NZ, and they need a way warmer climate than NZ offers..

[ceebie13]

I can't decide who'se the ugliest in pic1, Kit.
I also can't imagine getting the same amount of pleasure and stress relieving juices out of those little critters as I do cuddling my cat!

[Patrick]

what if I said they were a grand to start..?? then i've already knocked 200 bucks off :bleh:

nah, don't need permits for these dudes.. As much as MAF/DoC can't make up their fukin minds on shit, these guys are quite safe, and they really won't last past a couple of days in the wild. Too many things to eat them in NZ, and they need a way warmer climate than NZ offers..

Well worth it...!!! Awesome!!

Wifey is gecko mad but geez the red tape and hoops you have to jump through to get some.....

[Hitcher]

Hitcher will know...

That's right, he does.

[bugjuice]

I can't decide who'se the ugliest in pic1, Kit.
I also can't imagine getting the same amount of pleasure and stress relieving juices out of those little critters as I do cuddling my cat!
urghh. cat hairs.. ;)

[bugjuice]

Well worth it...!!! Awesome!!

Wifey is gecko mad but geez the red tape and hoops you have to jump through to get some.....
yeah, i know (to both)..
no red tape with these guys tho!

[Nicksta]

awww...soo cute ....
sad you have to sell them....

[Postie]

I can't decide who'se the ugliest in pic1, Kit.


I am beginning to feel a little violated here......
These little critters are cute, till they crap in your mouth.....

[Karma]

I am beginning to feel a little violated here......
These little critters are cute, till they crap in your mouth.....


mmmm scheizer movies... I always knew you were a bdsm fan.

[bugjuice]

awww...soo cute Postie....
sad you have to sell them....
postie's cute, or the lizards?
and sell postie or the lizards? :scratch:

[Nicksta]

postie's cute, or the lizards?
and sell postie or the lizards? :scratch:

um, scratch the lot.....

i was tired....

lizards are cute and sad they are being sold.....

[bugjuice]

down to $650 now.. (under orders!)
also gonna find that grouse pic later..

[Karma]

gonna find that grouse pic later..


Here you go.

[bugjuice]

wateva.. u know what i mean :bleh:

and now it's 500 bucks, cos there's other traders/breeders who have undercut what we started out at


Attached is a couple of pics too. They aren't 'X' rated, but just half a mouse. So don't click if you don't like.. You've been warned.
Millie had eaten 2 others, and we were trying to get her to eat the last one, but she wouldn't. So just to make us happy, she just bit it's head off..

[Indiana_Jones]

So, how long do they live for?

And what would one need to keep and maintain them?

-Indy

[bugjuice]

kept well and happy, they can live between 10-15 years.. You'd need a tank (about 5ft long by 3ft is a good size for an adult), UV tube, heat light, rock or summat, and food..

[Curious_AJ]

i learnt a little about bearded dragons today ^_^ they're awesome! if only you could get snakes into nz... *sigh*

[Hitcher]

if only you could get snakes into nz... *sigh*

Yeah right. And not all species of lizards are permitted here either. For good reasons too, it should be noted.

[Jonny Rotten]

i learnt a little about bearded dragons today ^_^ they're awesome! if only you could get snakes into nz... *sigh*

5 grand and ill get you a python.....

[Jonny Rotten]

kept well and happy, they can live between 10-15 years.. You'd need a tank (about 5ft long by 3ft is a good size for an adult), UV tube, heat light, rock or summat, and food..

are you goin to offer support to the buyers...when there young they can be a lil bit of a hand full....i like feeding them baby mice best sorce of food....

also if you are looking at buying one id say that you should buy too i have just found that they are more active if there is othere dragons around

not trying to screw your sale up buggie..these are great pets and your price is a great price

[bugjuice]

i learnt a little about bearded dragons today ^_^ they're awesome! if only you could get snakes into nz... *sigh*
used to have a few snakes as a kid too.. they're fun


Yeah right. And not all species of lizards are permitted here either. For good reasons too, it should be noted.
yeah, some breeds of lizards that are more tolerant to the NZ climate are obviously banned. But these guys really wouldn't survive in NZ..


are you goin to offer support to the buyers...when there young they can be a lil bit of a hand full....i like feeding them baby mice best sorce of food....

also if you are looking at buying one id say that you should buy too i have just found that they are more active if there is othere dragons around

not trying to screw your sale up buggie..these are great pets and your price is a great price
yep, we'd like to keep in touch with the buyers, just to see them grow up if anything, and yep, to offer support and needs too. There are a few vets around that are quite well trained, so you're not on your own by any means.

And yeah, two are a good pair, as long as it's not two males. A male and female (they'll eventually mate) or two females (ideal), will make them happier dudes n dudettes.. Can't feed them baby mice (pinkies) until adulthood. Rule of thumb; can't feed them anything that's wider than their heads.. makes sense
and no mate, you ain't screwin anything up!

[Deviant Esq]

Anyone bought one of buggy's little legends yet? They're way cool and definitely a talking point for anyone visiting your place. Did you ever meet anyone allergic to bearded dragons?! :mellow:

[bugjuice]

nope, still have them all at the mo..
yeah, everyone wants to handle them and look at them when they come over.. way cool fer sure!

and nope, don't think they carry anything that you could be allergic to

[Patrick]

5 grand and ill get you a python.....

One eyed trouser python is much cheaper... a few beers should do it normally...

[Curious_AJ]

Yeah right. And not all species of lizards are permitted here either. For good reasons too, it should be noted.


well i know they arent allowed in nz... but snakes are definately awesome as pets!

[Hitcher]

but snakes are definately awesome as pets!

Now that's a grossly simplistic sweeping generalisation if I ever heard one.