Burger
18th February 2007, 11:30
Sunday morning, nice day for a ride up Paekakariki hill. Everything was fine until I got close to the top, nobody about except for a few cyclists.
Then suddenly this retard comes flying round the corner, doing well over 120k through a blind corner and into my lane. I give him a shake of my finger but I doubt he was paying any attention. Even with me moving over to the left there was but a hairs breadth between us.
Anyway, after admiring the view at the top, and giving my nerves some time to calm down, I head back down the same side. I was taking it easy doing under the 80k limit when shortly past where said idiot had almost taken me out there were people all over my side of the road, casually walking uphill.
Turns out this guy was going so fast his small brain couldn't calculate a corner properly and smashed his cage into a bank. His piece of crap spraypaint job of a vehicle was ruined.
On top of all that I had a huge argument with some slack jawed yokel who thought he would call me a fucken idiot because my bike didn't come to an instant stop on a corner with fuckwits wandering all over the road. When encountering people walking in your lane, on a left hand corner, my reaction was to get off the gas and travel into the other lane (I could see ahead) and gradually ease on the brakes. Not good enough for General Meatsack who obviously thought he was in charge of the scene.
So that both sobered up and ruined my days ride. Fuckit.
At least there is one less dickhead out on the road today though.
Then suddenly this retard comes flying round the corner, doing well over 120k through a blind corner and into my lane. I give him a shake of my finger but I doubt he was paying any attention. Even with me moving over to the left there was but a hairs breadth between us.
Anyway, after admiring the view at the top, and giving my nerves some time to calm down, I head back down the same side. I was taking it easy doing under the 80k limit when shortly past where said idiot had almost taken me out there were people all over my side of the road, casually walking uphill.
Turns out this guy was going so fast his small brain couldn't calculate a corner properly and smashed his cage into a bank. His piece of crap spraypaint job of a vehicle was ruined.
On top of all that I had a huge argument with some slack jawed yokel who thought he would call me a fucken idiot because my bike didn't come to an instant stop on a corner with fuckwits wandering all over the road. When encountering people walking in your lane, on a left hand corner, my reaction was to get off the gas and travel into the other lane (I could see ahead) and gradually ease on the brakes. Not good enough for General Meatsack who obviously thought he was in charge of the scene.
So that both sobered up and ruined my days ride. Fuckit.
At least there is one less dickhead out on the road today though.