The phone call

[Unforgiven]

"Hello?"


"Hi honey.


This is Daddy.



Is Mommy near the phone?"


"No Daddy.





She's upstairs in the bedroom


with Uncle Paul."


After a brief pause,



Daddy says,


"But honey,

you haven't got

an Uncle Paul."


"Oh yes I do,



and he's upstairs in the room

with Mommy,

right now."




Brief Pause.




"Uh, okay then,





this is what I want you to do.





Put the phone





down on the table,





run upstairs

and knock on the bedroom door

and shout to Mommy

that Daddy's car

just pulled into the driveway."



"Okay Daddy,





just a minute."





A few minutes later



the little girl comes back to the phone.




"I did it Daddy."



"And what happened honey?"



"Well, Mommy got all scared,





jumped out of bed





with no clothes on




and ran around screaming.




Then she tripped over the rug,




hit her head on the dresser




and now she isn't moving at all!"



"Oh my God!!!



What about your Uncle Paul?"




"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.

He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window

and into the swimming pool.





But I guess he didn't know





that you took out the water





last week to clean it.

He hit the bottom of the pool





and I think he's dead."





***Long Pause***




***Longer Pause***







***Even Longer Pause***




Then Daddy says,



"Swimming pool?




Is this


486-5731?"

[0arbreaka]

hahahaha very good

[Beemer]

You trying for the trifecta tonight? http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=16624&page=3&highlight=He+jumped+out+of+the+bed+with+no+clothes +on%2C+too.