Of HOrns an Pea Nusses

[wari]

DOes the volume of your horn have any bear-ing on the size of ...

I Was propmted to this train of thought resently DUeto having Disco-verred that my hornis inadequate (looked that one up) for the purpoises intendid ...

I've had 5 insidences in the past weekor two which demanded the horns useage ... 6 if you count the duck insident .

THree of which I used at the approprate time ...

TWice I beeped after the fact down the road ... jsut becasue I thoughit deservedit ... and becaseu I should've

ANyway ... on the mortorway an olde GIT ofa fUCKwitte™ changed lanes into my path without INdicating :angry2: ...

I INstantly beeped my horn (REaction time unknown) and realised thatit was inadequate like havinga too smalla pea nuss which is incapable of reaching its intendid ordience ...

HEwas totally unaware of his Stupidity .. and that compounded my angrrr

NOw that I've calmed down ...

.. what I'm really saying is I need an Enlargemint

Any recomendations ? :spudwhat:

[moko]

Any recomendations ? :spudwhat:

Spellchecker perhaps mate :msn-wink:

[Wonko]

I've gotten lots of emails about enlargement and power of my horn's. It will even impress the ladies to no end :innocent:

[Motu]

You need SOmething BWitish old chap - get a HOrn offa Austin Cambridge or a WOlsely 6/110,maybe evin a SUper SNipe,make a sound like a bull on the charge.

[Cajun]

I have a nice set of air horns fited to my gsxr

[Posh Tourer :P]

I Was propmted to this train of thought resently DUeto having Disco-verred that my hornis inadequate (looked that one up) for the purpoises intendid ...

I've had 5 insidences in the past weekor two which demanded the horns useage ... 6 if you count the duck insident .


Leave the wildlife alone!!! First innocent porpoises, and now ducks!!! Next you'll be trying to toot at elephants or something....

I dunno...... :spudwhat:

[vifferman]

You need SOmething BWitish old chap - get a HOrn offa Austin Cambridge or a WOlsely 6/110,maybe evin a SUper SNipe,make a sound like a bull on the charge.Once upon a time, bikes (at least some of them) were fitted with decent horns - like the CB350, which had one of those snail-shaped things, resplendent in chrome.

[Dr Bob]

I have given up with my pathetic beep now I just pull the clutch in and rev the shite out of the engine. I have a hole in the balance box at the moment, and the volume it produces in phenomenol.

[Hitcher]

DOes the volume of your horn have any bear-ing on the size of ...

I Was propmted to this train of thought resently DUeto having Disco-verred that my hornis inadequate (looked that one up) for the purpoises intendid ...

I've had 5 insidences in the past weekor two which demanded the horns useage ... 6 if you count the duck insident .

THree of which I used at the approprate time ...

TWice I beeped after the fact down the road ... jsut becasue I thoughit deservedit ... and becaseu I should've

ANyway ... on the mortorway an olde GIT ofa fUCKwitte™ changed lanes into my path without INdicating :angry2: ...

I INstantly beeped my horn (REaction time unknown) and realised thatit was inadequate like havinga too smalla pea nuss which is incapable of reaching its intendid ordience ...

HEwas totally unaware of his Stupidity .. and that compounded my angrrr

NOw that I've calmed down ...

.. what I'm really saying is I need an Enlargemint

Any recomendations ? :spudwhat:
An ESOL tutor? www.dictionary.com? An electric collar?

[Holy Roller]

I had a set of air horns fitted to my GPZ550 nice and loud. Had to use them in anger several times. But what a hoot when cutting the engine and rolling up behind a mate unawares and letting it rip, especially when the head is under a bonnet... :bleh:

[SPORK]

DOes the volume of your horn have any bear-ing on the size of ...

I Was propmted to this train of thought resently DUeto having Disco-verred that my hornis inadequate (looked that one up) for the purpoises intendid ...

I've had 5 insidences in the past weekor two which demanded the horns useage ... 6 if you count the duck insident .

THree of which I used at the approprate time ...

TWice I beeped after the fact down the road ... jsut becasue I thoughit deservedit ... and becaseu I should've

ANyway ... on the mortorway an olde GIT ofa fUCKwitte™ changed lanes into my path without INdicating :angry2: ...

I INstantly beeped my horn (REaction time unknown) and realised thatit was inadequate like havinga too smalla pea nuss which is incapable of reaching its intendid ordience ...

HEwas totally unaware of his Stupidity .. and that compounded my angrrr

NOw that I've calmed down ...

.. what I'm really saying is I need an Enlargemint

Any recomendations ? :spudwhat:
Ok ,seeing as I am new to these forums, is there some sort of private joke behind Wari's spelling/capitalisations? Or is he foriegn? Sorry for my ignorance/stupidity, but I am rather wierded out. Nice post though, i love the "olde GIT ofa fUCKwitte™" bit, had me laughing that did

[loosebruce]

I went to use my horn the other day, it dosen't work though, don't know how long it's been like that, if it fails race gloves with carbon/kevlar knuckles make good for rapping on their windows..........

[riffer]

Ok ,seeing as I am new to these forums, is there some sort of private joke behind Wari's spelling/capitalisations? Or is he foriegn? Sorry for my ignorance/stupidity, but I am rather wierded out. Nice post though, i love the "olde GIT ofa fUCKwitte™" bit, had me laughing that did

Wari's just Wari. You'll get used to it. I did. :2thumbsup

[Hitcher]

Wari's just Wari. You'll get used to it. I did. :2thumbsup
No wonder the moral fibre of our community is in tatters...

[riffer]

No wonder the moral fibre of our community is in tatters...
Hmmm. Moral fibre. wonderful for breakfast.... :eek:

[Posh Tourer :P]

Ok ,seeing as I am new to these forums, is there some sort of private joke behind Wari's spelling/capitalisations? Or is he foriegn? Sorry for my ignorance/stupidity, but I am rather wierded out. Nice post though, i love the "olde GIT ofa fUCKwitte™" bit, had me laughing that did

thIS (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=75911&postcount=25) miTe help to claRifie theSituation?

[Skyryder]

DOes the volume of your horn have any bear-ing on the size of ...

I Was propmted to this train of thought resently DUeto having Disco-verred that my hornis inadequate (looked that one up) for the purpoises intendid ...

I've had 5 insidences in the past weekor two which demanded the horns useage ... 6 if you count the duck insident .

THree of which I used at the approprate time ...

TWice I beeped after the fact down the road ... jsut becasue I thoughit deservedit ... and becaseu I should've

ANyway ... on the mortorway an olde GIT ofa fUCKwitte™ changed lanes into my path without INdicating :angry2: ...

I INstantly beeped my horn (REaction time unknown) and realised thatit was inadequate like havinga too smalla pea nuss which is incapable of reaching its intendid ordience ...

HEwas totally unaware of his Stupidity .. and that compounded my angrrr

NOw that I've calmed down ...

.. what I'm really saying is I need an Enlargemint

Any recomendations ? :spudwhat:



Learn another language

Skyryrder

[Skyryder]

.. what I'm really saying is I need an Enlargemint

Any recomendations ? :spudwhat:

Try a penis pump


Skyryder


ps sorry Wari Just couldnot resist that one

[wari]

DOnt feel bad people ...

THeere are no wrong answers ... :spudwave:

[FROSTY]

HeY WaRi -IfFN YA wants to get morer horny then Id fit dual horns to ya BiKe
-UsE aCeSsorY Horns for cars.

[Hitcher]

Sigh......