A religious joke.

[crack]

A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the priest
beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"
Of course you may. What can I do for you?"
"Well, I bought this expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over
the Customs limits and I'm afraid that they'll confiscate it from me.
Is there anyway that you could carry it through Customs for me? Under
your robes perhaps?"
I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, the young lady let the priest go ahead of
her.
The Customs Officer asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The Officer thought this answer strange, so he asked, "And what do you
have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvellous little instrument designed to be used on a woman,
but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the Officer said, "God bless you, Father, go
ahead."
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[Sniper]

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[Cibby]

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sniper, be nice, not everyone spends their lives on KB like you do,
I've never head it before and found it quite amusing :)

:second: :yes:

[onearmedbandit]

Yup, I've not heard it before either. Good joke, thanks.

[Flyingpony]

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Arh Sniper me matey, yar memar ar good (linky (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=34936))