ZX10-Mobility Edition

[DMNTD]

As some know I binned my scoot a couple of weeks ago and have been out of commission for the most part.
I ordered a new fairing from the States but when Nodrog went to fit it we worked out that it was for a different model ZX :angry:
Now as I'd never been to Paeroa's BOTS and the fact that I had a house full of bikers staying over I was pretty freck'n determined to get/ride there somehow,some way...so out came the duct tape,Kneed It and glue!
Ok...so after the above was applied with a healthy dose of WareHouse approved gloss black paint we had a goer....except for the fact I can't bend my left knee. :shutup:
Ok...at this stage bourbon number 5 or 6 had made its way into the system and the brain/marble juices started to flow...what to do?
So I grabbed the broom,cut the end off,jammed it in the left Oggy Knob,Nodrog wrapped in some foam and cables ties and bob's ya aunty.
Oh...one more problem. Changing gears...add 1x 1/2" ring spanner and a piece of bamboo...place said spanner over gear shifter,tape bamboo to spanner and voila,we have a gear shifter!
Well yes I did make it to Paeroa and yes it was well worth the efforts myself but mostly Nodrog put into it,but the look on peoples faces as I passed them was Priceless!

Moral of the story? Ya can NEVER keep a determined true biker down :nono:



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[Postie]

thats hillarious, your a fucking mad man...... top marks

[Scouse]

Fuckin wished I had seen that Chris

[Ralph]

Kiwi ingenuity at its finest :niceone: :rockon:

[tide]

FFS... what can I say Bling sent... :gob: :dodge: :dodge:

[Mrs Busa Pete]

After all that should one ask how you are feeling today you idiot.

[Maha]

What a master piece, i would not change a thing if i were you. You can take a boy outa Norfland but ya cant take the Norland outa the boy.....:rockon:

[yungatart]

After all that should one ask how you are feeling today you idiot.

Silly question! He's feeling all the better for having had a ride, eh Chris??

Mstrs was so impressed he took piccies which have been posted here somewhere

[Kendog]

Love it!!!

[MidnightMike]

Suicide shift on a zx10 :gob: now ive seen everything.

[MSTRS]

Mstrs was so impressed he took piccies which have been posted here somewhere

Yeah, I did! Love that helmet hanger...
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=942470&postcount=7

[T.I.E]

the price of all kawazaki's have just dropped everywhere.
so i got to ask, whats the next custom job ya gonna do?
i heard of bling my ride but dam :Punk:

[WickedOne]

You're a farking legend dude, I was so impressed with how well you coped yesterday!!! :rockon: And ya still gave me the farkin learn!!!! :whocares:

[MSTRS]

I also discovered that one's leg lifts off at ***kmph too! LOL!!!! :innocent:

That's why cruisers generally just pootle...those highway pegs ARE a problem

[boomer]

THAT'S ALL CLASS MATE.. top marks.

I take it you're clutchless shifting up & down...thats just all class bro!


you and teh boys are definately hoari's :drinknsin

[LilSel]

Awesome lol.... :D

[more_fasterer]

That is sheer brilliance! Would've wet myself had I seen it in person...

[WickedOne]

That is sheer brilliance! Would've wet myself had I seen it in person...

You would have shat yourself if you were riding behind him, scarey farcking stuff!!!!!:shit: :shit:

[boomer]

Nah man,clutchless only from 2nd or 3rd up unless I was giving it some...
From neutral to 1st/2nd I had to hold the clutch in with my left hand and reach across and pull the bamboo shifter with my right
Changing down I used the inside of my wrist...just knocked the end of the bamboo with it!

BTW...we ain't hori's....just tan well


ahahhahahah

i can never get the number of vowels right.. fuckin maori language :shutup:

you sir are a genius, as are your bretherin down&up there. Your lady is and has to be a cut above teh rest too :sunny:

[MSTRS]

You would have shat yourself if you were riding behind him, scarey farcking stuff!!!!!:shit: :shit:

Does he do pillions??? :shit: :crazy: :sweatdrop

[WickedOne]

Does he do pillions??? :shit: :crazy: :sweatdrop

Dude, there's an untapped market... Extreme sports, hop on the back with DMNTD and have the shit scared out of you..... :innocent:

[MSTRS]

Ya know ya wanna!



Oh yeah. Not.:nono:

[Freakshow]

That is great work! I had my right knee buggered and hanging off the front indicator. There is an art to starting these things with buggered knees. Getting the kick stand up and down was tricky process.

[Maha]

And ya still gave me the farkin learn!!!! :whocares:

Hope you are not suprised cos' he gave me the learn just walking from the end of the back straight to Hairpin Hill.......:angry:

[WickedOne]

Hope you are not suprised cos' he gave me the learn just walking from the end of the back straight to Hairpin Hill.......:angry:

Was there bourbon where he was going?

[jimbo]

:Punk: Chur chur:Punk: good shit mate :scooter:

[Maha]

Was there bourbon where he was going?

No!! only where he had been.......:drinkup:

[WickedOne]

Hey that's unfair y'all! I only had two all day...one for breaky and one for afternoon tea


:shit: It just can't be true

[T.I.E]

dam dmntd you are talented. if i have any prob's ill get nordog working on my girl too. he is a clever boy, and such a nice clean job too.

[WickedOne]

dam dmntd you are talented. if i have any prob's ill get nordog working on my girl too. he is a clever boy, and such a nice clean job too.

Dude, you gotta be careful what you say round these boys.....

[T.I.E]

Dude, you gotta be careful what you say round these boys.....
im just a little confused they didnt get it quicker.
they must have had a hard weekend

[Waylander]

Was there bourbon where he was going?


No!! only where he had been.......:drinkup:
You forgot about the Pub right on the other side of the hairpin from the hill.

[Finn]

BTW...we ain't hori's....just tan well

Come on, a real hori would have duct taped the bamboo to his arm. Autoshift bro.

[0arbreaka]

fucken brilliant mate, bet its a bit of a mission using the vlutch and changn tho.

[nodrog]

what a farkin idiot!! what sort of a retard are you riding a death trap like that, I would never condone such stupidity!:innocent:

[nodrog]

Mate,you made me do it!


what did YOU do?

[GIXser]

one word only describes this lad...... "DEMENTED"

[Colapop]

Why not? Plenty of people want to ride OCC choppers, and the Bleck Pokingman is probably safer than them! O' course DMNTD will be riding it so no-one else will be safe... :dodge:

[nodrog]

I rode it you choc-knob!! No one else was willing.
Oh...and had great skills avec the spray cans and duct tape. I also looked divine and showed my voluptuous Temple

you also supplied the bourbon, thats the most i've ever been paid for a repair job.

[Brett]

I saw you hobble past me at BOTS, and thought you must have driven, or been driven. I would never have guessed you had ridden. I am immensely impressed at your solution. Bling awarded.

[jtzzr]

I`m not worthy , I`m not worthy!!:niceone: :niceone: . Too Much mate.

[_Gina_]

Was far too drunk to find my way down to see the bike in person, but god damn you are a legend boyo :)

Loverly to meet you and Annette.
It will probably take me a while to stop saying sorry for shaking your bloody right hand so farkin hard! I nearly farkin died :shit:

G

[The Pastor]

So are you going to make a full recovery mate?

Wicked stuff, pure class. Bling!

[Clivoris]

Moral of the story? Ya can NEVER keep a determined true biker down :nono:



Moral of the story? The line between genius and madness is in the eye of the beholder. The stuff of absolute legend mate.

[scracha]

Fak man. I thought you were joking on Saturday.

I guess my sig says it all

[scracha]

Well got to say that if it wasn't for Gordie(Nodrog) I would've been toast.
He even got the thing started. At least you know your fuses are all there :innocent:

[Idrumm]

Wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes absolute classic, whatever it takes aye bro.

[Idrumm]

LOL! Yeah mate, was a hard case ride from Waihi to Whangamata and through the Kopuhikuwai's eh! :yes:

Sure was, its not everyday you get the opportunity to follow such a spectacle, not a bad pace I might add, nearly laughed my self off the road a couple off times, hard case alright:yes:.

[Unit]

Was there bourbon where he was going?
Only one, it was the last one down that end



Hey that's unfair y'all! I only had two all day...one for breaky and one for afternoon tea

The afternoon tea one was kindly supplied by Wicked One, along with a chair and premium roadside view in the shade on the corner at the end of the straight, perfect:yes:

Sure was, its not everyday you get the opportunity to follow such a spectacle, not a bad pace I might add, nearly laughed my self off the road a couple off times, hard case alright:yes:.
I couldnt see for tears rolling down my face several times. I tell you, I get a lot of entertainment value outta this guy. :Punk: As do the rest of you, bling deserved definately

[Unit]

Gordie bling to you buddy for all you achieved, made a Dented man very happy indeed. Share genius at its most twisted level. What the hell are you two going to get up to next, I cant wait to see the track bike:lol:

[Mrs Busa Pete]

This would have to be the classic northland enginering of the kwaka Davidson
zx10r vrod do you know where we could get onenor would we have to go see nodrog.

[Kflasher]

Brilliant I do take my hat off to you.

[paveho]

That's truely amazing, DMNTD. You're a legend. When WickedOne told me about your feats on Sunday I thought you're crazy. Now I know you are.

[Kornholio]

what a farkin idiot!! what sort of a retard are you riding a death trap like that, I would never condone such stupidity!:innocent:

Pot/kettle ....black :dodge:

You do what ya gotta aye? :D

[Babelfish]

Nice ZX-CLAMPET Chris, where d'ya hang the banjo? :whistle:

[Macktheknife]

You must be the most fucked up individual I know! lol
And I mean that in a good way. :rockon: :scooter: :rockon:
I haven't seen a bodgy job that good in years! Full marks to Gordie for helping you achieve this masterpiece of mutilation.
I don't know if I would have been able to see from laughing if I had seen you ride past mate!
At least your spirit is in good shape, even if the rest of you is buggered. :gob: :Punk: :gob:
All the best
Mack

[BarBender]

Only a Kwaka rider from Hazard would do something that farked up.

True it shows inventiveness and not to mentioned a fair amount of determination...but farked up all the same


The stuff of legends Chris.

[Grahameeboy]

So where do ya hide the stabilisers so you can handle those Tauranga roads better.......or do ya just use the stick like a ski pole?? Answers on a postcard?

[Colapop]

You must be the most fucked up individual I know! lol...
Well thank you very much! Negated out of hand - just like that!

[Korumba]

So thats why you were not at Church on Sunday..sore Knee...

Thanks again Annette and Chris was a good night Saturday and cool ride Sunday.

[cowboyz]

was at MSTRS last couple of days and he was telling me about it. If he was talking about anyone else I wouldn't have believed him but being as its you - well demented-maybe, legend - definitely.

Bloody good effort.

[nodrog]

Gordie bling to you buddy for all you achieved, made a Dented man very happy indeed. Share genius at its most twisted level. What the hell are you two going to get up to next, I cant wait to see the track bike:lol:

I am just glad i dont have to make him happy the way you do :sick: lalala cant hear you....

but the look on poor jetateach's face when the fairing didnt fit :cry: i just had to help him out, plus fixing it was cheaper than giving him $1.20.


This would have to be the classic northland enginering of the kwaka Davidson
zx10r vrod do you know where we could get onenor would we have to go see nodrog.

I am taking orders, please try and book in advance, duct tape and bamboo are in short supply, plenty of Matte Bleck spray cans left.


You do what ya gotta aye? :D

yeah, and the fact its not mine helped :bash:

[placidfemme]

I must say, sitting in the garage watching you guys hook that up, I didn't think you were actually going to ride it... and you did! And you still kicked ass!

Have to agree with WickedOne, riding behind you was pretty scary... just as well I can't keep up with you lol

[Unit]

The bamboo stick has been upgraded to a shiny golf stick, very bling, will go with the new bike nicely.

[Swoop]

The bamboo stick has been upgraded to a shiny golf stick, very bling, will go with the new bike nicely.
*shakes head* Does one have to wear plaid trousers whilst using the golf club?

[Unit]

*shakes head* Does one have to wear plaid trousers whilst using the golf club?
I like that thought, Im off to find some, hang on, will clash with the flames, what to do

[Waylander]

I like that thought, Im off to find some, hang on, will clash with the flames, what to do

Surely you can find some with a red and silver plaid?

[insane1]

we all know hes crazy this proves it but well done all the same .

[n0regret5]

thats even better than me shifting gears with my hand after smashing the shifter off in a crash.. cruise up to speed, lean down and shift, go up in revs a bit, bend down and shift..i guess at least i had clutch access!!

[Grahameeboy]

Fak man. I thought you were joking on Saturday.

I guess my sig says it all

Well I think I have found Chris's new Avator...

[nodrog]

I cant believe we missed the 10 year anniversary of this.

And fuck off with your "thread dredge" comments, this came up as the second post on google while I was researching jedateach.

[SVboy]

And the saddo doesnt even have a bike atm.....

[Maha]

One thing about threads like this is all the good cunts who have posted in them, when I say all, I mean not all.

[nodrog]

One thing about threads like this is all the good cunts who have posted in them, when I say all, I mean not all.

What about just cunts?

[Maha]

What about just cunts?

I counted only three so thunk they didn't warrant a mention. And no Waylander wasn't one.