DRB2 - who the fuck are you??

[MSTRS]

Driver of above vehicle ? subaru legacy s/w, I don't want to pay you a visit, I don't want to know where you live, and I don't want someone to PM me your information. Because above driver did not try to run Cowboyz and me off the road - well not more than twice anyway.

[Guitana]

Find him and fuck him up real good!!!!
Squeal like a pig boy!!!!!!!!

[BarBender]

Driver of above vehicle ? subaru legacy s/w, I don't want to pay you a visit, I don't want to know where you live, and I don't want someone to PM me your information. Because above driver did not try to run Cowboyz and me off the road - well not more than twice anyway.

Once you find out - I know someone who'll break both his legs for 1000 bucks.

[_Gina_]

I have not sent you his details, cause you asked me not to.

[cowboyz]

Once you find out - I know someone who'll break both his legs for 1000 bucks.

I may or may not be more or less inclined to may or may not take or not take action or inaction myself.

Blue scrapes dont look good on a green bike. He missed though. If he had hit me then my first ride out with MSTRS might have ended with the gloves coming off.

[_Gina_]

I may or may not be more or less inclined to may or may not take or not take action or inaction myself.

Blue scrapes dont look good on a green bike. He missed though. If he had hit me then my first ride out with MSTRS might have ended with the gloves coming off.
Obviously that would not have been blue scrapes from a Blue 1999 Subaru Legacy sedan with an EJ20 engine.
Hardly likely really.....

:)

[fozz rock]

what colour was it

[Bonez]

what colour was itPink and it had a trunk.

[yungatart]

If it had got any closer, it would have been brown - ish

[BarBender]

I may or may not be more or less inclined to may or may not take or not take action or inaction myself.

Positives are that the two of you are OK. Big Plus.:niceone:

Subaru Boy is probably shittin bricks at the moment...waiting...

[Duc]

Why not report incident "properly" seeing as you have details?

I see no positives or good coming from this approach (only my opinion)

[MSTRS]

Not having been able to ascertain this driver's phone number through information I never received, I didn't phone the driver and I didn't tell him not to fuck with bikers, who may or may not fuck back. I was not faced with flat out denial, nor did the driver blatantly allege that our riding was at fault, to whit - we didn't indicate!
PM me and I won't give you any details if you want to not have a go at him too!

[MSTRS]

Why not report incident "properly" seeing as you have details?

I see no positives or good coming from this approach (only my opinion)

Tui moment!

[Duc]

Sounds like "Road Rage Tui Moment"

My Credo: Steel is stronger than skin and bone

No indicators - move on mate.

[MSTRS]

Sounds like "Road Rage Tui Moment"

My Credo: Steel is stronger than skin and bone

No indicators - move on mate.

The road rage was all his.
Yep, so no response from us at the time.
That was bullshit!! Indicators were used.

[Duc]

So report him then (or beat the shit out of him)

[yungatart]

Reporting incidents like this to the cops is an exercise in futility...why waste my time and theirs when we all know that nothing will be done about it.
I know, I've tried.

[fozz rock]

WHAT!
road rage in a pink car
what is the world coming to

[Bonez]

WHAT!
road rage in a pink car
what is the world coming toDid I mention it had big ears, flew and went by the brandname jumbo.

[Guitana]

Positives are that the two of you are OK. Big Plus.:niceone:

Subaru Boy is probably shittin bricks at the moment...waiting...

I think not!! Subaru Boy is probably downing a few cans of Tui with his mates and probably having a good laugh about the Biker he nearly cleaned out and how big the shit stain would've been in his underpants!!
Use stealth go round to his nest and deflate his tyres ensure this is done in the cover of night wearing a balaclava to mask your identity!!
Then smear poos all over the pink pig,under the door handles and especially in the aircon vents and a nice big racing stripe down the side!!!!
Then you can return to your home satisfied that justice has been served!!

And await retalliation!!!!!!!!!!

[Sniper]

I think not!! Subaru Boy is probably downing a few cans of Tui with his mates and probably having a good laugh about the Biker he nearly cleaned out and how big the shit stain would've been in his underpants!!
Use stealth go round to his nest and deflate his tyres ensure this is done in the cover of night wearing a balaclava to mask your identity!!
Then smear poos all over the pink pig,under the door handles and especially in the aircon vents and a nice big racing stripe down the side!!!!
Then you can return to your home satisfied that justice has been served!!

And await retalliation!!!!!!!!!!

You are one horrible individual

[Skunk]

Piss in the air vents. It's less visible...

[davereid]

Put a $2 pack of warehouse firelighters on top of the exhaust. Tie on with mums oven string. Enjoy.

[BarBender]

I think not!! Subaru Boy is probably downing a few cans of Tui with his mates and probably having a good laugh about the Biker he nearly cleaned out and how big the shit stain would've been in his underpants!!
Use stealth go round to his nest and deflate his tyres ensure this is done in the cover of night wearing a balaclava to mask your identity!!
Then smear poos all over the pink pig,under the door handles and especially in the aircon vents and a nice big racing stripe down the side!!!!
Then you can return to your home satisfied that justice has been served!!

And await retalliation!!!!!!!!!!

OR forget the car and go inside the house and break his legs.

[Guitana]

You are one horrible individual

Why thankyou Flattery gets you everywhere!!!!!

[Guitana]

Oh and do remember to wear rubber gloves poos under the fingernails is not a good look!!!!!

[MSTRS]

I'm not driving/riding all the way to Dannevegas (oooops) to serve up a splattering....I have the cretin's phone number. And he knows that Big Brother is out there, watching....

[martypants]

A bunch of popcorn down the exhaust is always good for a laugh, or a bonito wired up to a discreet area of the said vehicle will always satisfy the revenge demon.......or throw a brick through the windscreen

[KLOWN]

more information! please tell us what happened and where and what time.

good to c you guys r around to get revenge

[MSTRS]

more information! please tell us what happened and where and what time.



I was overtaking this yet-to-declare-himself-cretin when he pulled out too - I was about at his rear door and travelling a 'bit' quicker than him so shot past with thumb firmly on the (air)horn button. Not to be put off by this, he continued to pull out, thereby forcing Cowboyz, who was right behind me, right over onto the solid white lane-edge line (oncoming lane). He safely avoided and squirted ahead too. Now this cretin thinks a bit of bumper tag is in order (I'd estimate he was less than a foot from Cowboyz' rear wheel). Watching this in my mirrors, I gently work the brake to show disapproval and the cretin did pull back. He followed for probably 5/6 kms, until Cowboyz and I pulled into a right turn bay to turn off the road we were on. NOW this arsewipe decides that a little threatened side swipe is the go...fully half his car would have been inside the turn bay and I reckon his drivers wing mirror passed underneath my leftside mirror which extends about 6 inches beyond the bars.
Understand my fury now??

[Meanie]

Did I mention it had big ears, flew and went by the brandname jumbo.
You have spent way too much time on those country roads alone listening to banjoes bonez now your seeing things

[Meanie]

I was overtaking this yet-to-declare-himself-cretin when he pulled out too - I was about at his rear door and travelling a 'bit' quicker than him so shot past with thumb firmly on the (air)horn button. Not to be put off by this, he continued to pull out, thereby forcing Cowboyz, who was right behind me, right over onto the solid white lane-edge line (oncoming lane). He safely avoided and squirted ahead too. Now this cretin thinks a bit of bumper tag is in order (I'd estimate he was less than a foot from Cowboyz' rear wheel). Watching this in my mirrors, I gently work the brake to show disapproval and the cretin did pull back. He followed for probably 5/6 kms, until Cowboyz and I pulled into a right turn bay to turn off the road we were on. NOW this arsewipe decides that a little threatened side swipe is the go...fully half his car would have been inside the turn bay and I reckon his drivers wing mirror passed underneath my leftside mirror which extends about 6 inches beyond the bars.
Understand my fury now??
This fucker wants to be casterated and his balls hung on his mirror like a pair of fluffy dice

[davereid]

I've made a note of the rego. Mr. Cretin may come to wonder exactly how many million friends you have !

[Fatjim]

Shit MSTRSS, come to Welly. All in the day of the life of a lane splitter mate.

Harden up man, you're getting soft.

[MSTRS]

Harden up man, you're getting soft.

Occupational hazard - a sign of getting old - your turn is coming mate!

[KLOWN]

sounds like he needs a visiting with 50 + bikers, Need to go up to him and tell him this is his ONE get out of jail free card any thing else EVER happens these 50+ bikers will not just be sitting on thier bikes they will be beating the shit out of him! If he lived up here I'd be first in line to join you! Nothing like a friendly warning to get him to pull his head out his arse

[Macktheknife]

Glad you guys are ok mate,
Bloody shame that nothing is going to come of this.
It would just be poetic if his car was covered in brake fluid, and then driven into a police impound lot for illegal parking or something, not that this will ever happen.
Glad you guys are ok though.