Laava
20th February 2007, 21:44
A lady is passing a pet shop[You know, the one with the parrot that says'Hey lady you're really ugly'] and she sees an ad for Pussy Licking Frog. So she goes in and is assured by the shopkeep that it is in fact a pussy licking frog. She buys it and takes it home, gets herself fed and has a shower and goes to bed. Unable to contain herself any longer, she throws back the covers, spreads her legs and places the frog on the bed 'tween her legs. Well it just sits there. She tries poking it and pushing it and stroking it and it just sits there. By now, very unsatisfied in more ways than one, she feels ripped off and rings the pet shop. The shopkeep is most apologetic and assures the lady he will come around straight away to sort the matter out. So he turns up and gets our pet owner to show him exactly what she was doing in order for him to troubleshoot. So she's lying back with this inactive frog sitting between her legs. The shopkeep moves the frog over a bit, lies down beside it and says; " I'm only going to show you once more!":blah: