The adventures of skidMark ...in...goes to the twistys with a borrowed bike...and cam

[skidMark]

i'm putting vids up on you tube as we speak, the one from thursday night ride i will do last cus it is massive,

but heres some of some local twisties

Bike: honda cd250uj , maximum speed 110kph

i slow down for the return trip due to the parked undercover popo mobile

in one video (the return trip) you will notice the owner waving with a big thumbs up on the left of the shot. the joys of teaching somebody to ride :rockon:

enjoy , please tell me what you think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Hll1hQ2eSY


Cheers: SM
edit: i think it might take a while before it's playable sorry i'm a youtube n00b

[The Pastor]

link not working.

[WarlockNZ]

link not working.

Give it some time ... youtube has to process the vid before you can see it.

[skidMark]

yeah it's telling me they have to proccess it and wait a few mins....hmmm i'm waitingggg

[skidMark]

Give it some time ... youtube has to process the vid before you can see it.

how long dus that take lol

[0arbreaka]

sort your shit out mark

[WarlockNZ]

up now :)

[skidMark]

yay it's working

[oldguy]

Now I know why people don,t want to ride with you, that was dodgee when you over took that pajero.

F**ken bumpy road thou.

[skidMark]

Now I know why people don,t want to ride with you, that was dodgee when you over took that pajero.

F**ken bumpy road thou.

you aint seen nothing....more vids to come ;)

[Buddy L]

this skidmark i find alot better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpWh2BFP8sU&mode=related&search=
full creidt for the cheese factor

[kiwifruit]

would you like to borrow the zx10r mark?

[skidMark]

would you like to borrow the zx10r mark?

ive ridden one before an 06 n4cr's one

lots of fun **is saving up for one**

[WarlockNZ]

it sounds like a demented bumblebee ... lol .. remind me to never lend you my bike mate ... passing on a blind corner ?? .. i was expecting you to become a hood ornament.

[skidMark]

it sounds like a demented bumblebee ... lol .. remind me to never lend you my bike mate ... passing on a blind corner ?? .. i was expecting you to become a hood ornament.

was going fast enuf that i wouldve been outta the way anyways

and i could see

don't worry i'm in the middle of uploading wayyy worse vids

yay youll all hate me again :D

[skidMark]

the return trip :D

vid of thursday night ride from a couple of weeks ago to come soon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOrhxPetdQE

[doc]

was going fast enuf that i wouldve been outta the way anyways

and i could see

don't worry i'm in the middle of uploading wayyy worse vids

yay youll all hate me again :D
Have you had people in a professional capacity mentioning things like YOU HAVE A PERSONALITY DISORDER AND NEED HELP. Watch my lips you are a retard. And I dont think you are cool and your bikecam doesn't make us your friends

[skidMark]

And I dont think you are cool and your bikecam doesn't make us your friends


you have a problem with me having aspergers syndrome and ADD? which only makes me concentrate more on only motorbikes?

good on you , heres a dollar go tell sumone who cares.

yay wow mr 333 posts i have like 2400 , blow my goats

[doc]

you have a problem with me having aspergers syndrome and ADD? which only makes me concentrate more on only motorbikes?

good on you , heres a dollar go tell sumone who cares.

yay wow mr 333 posts i have like 2400 , blow my goats
You are a classic example that "Abortion does work"

[skidMark]

anyways back on topic

[doc]

anyways back on topic
Good on ya

[Wenier]

aspergers syndrome

Did ya get that off TV last night?

And what are you riding sounds like a lawn mower with the blade attached.

[skidMark]

Did ya get that off TV last night?

And what are you riding sounds like a lawn mower with the blade attached.


old honda cd250uj parrallel twin

and no,

i cbf scanning a medical certificate

[skidMark]

heres another vid short one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AovAoOKD7es

[riffer]

Dumb riding. Not impressed.

blow your own goats. :bye:

[Squeak the Rat]

Grown ups who ride twisties do it on the open road.

[skidMark]

Grown ups who ride twisties do it on the open road.


NO PEOPLE WITH NO BALLS DO

I WASN'T GOING THAT QUICK, ON THE OPEN ROAD, THATS WHEN I GO QUICK LOL

[Finn]

Mark, you're about as smooth as when Dover is pissed in a pub full of hot chicks. You're all over the road man. If you want to learn to ride faster, try slowing down first.

What's the bet that camera will make you crash?

[BarBender]

Slow down and get smooth bro. Your cock is riding the bike more than your head.

And besides odds are you'll smash riding like that - and the vehicle you smash into might have someone a kiwibiker knows in it. Then you'll really be farked.

[Squeak the Rat]

Like many I've given up.

yay youll all hate me again :D

Ride how you want mark, but hit any of my friends or family and I'll come and visit you.

[Fishy]

Good ol Riddell Road eh I grew up on that street, that was my race track when i was learning to ride my first road bike 12 years ago. Too many cars around there these days though.

[kiwifruit]

Slow down and get smooth bro. Your cock is riding the bike more than your head.

And besides odds are you'll smash riding like that - and the vehicle you smash into might have someone a kiwibiker knows in it. Then you'll really be farked.

he's right Mark......

imagine how easy it would be for the pigs to nail you too, even if you crap off and aren't at fault, these vids will help prove to the jury you aren't competent and likely aid your undoing

[White trash]

You're so dreamy Mark, I wish I could be just like you and post videos of terrible riding skills whilst endangering other people.

You sure are the man.

[R6_kid]

just like that video i saw of a dude on a ZX6R down under popping wheelies in third gear at 190kmh :nono: :whocares: at least the dude on the ZX6R had some skill.

[Fishy]

he's right Mark......

imagine how easy it would be for the pigs to nail you too, even if you crap off and aren't at fault,

Especially on that street, there are always a lot of cars pulling out of driveways around there and kids on bikes etc. Definitely not a wise place for riding like a clown.

[skidMark]

Especially on that street, there are always a lot of cars pulling out of driveways around there and kids on bikes etc. Definitely not a wise place for riding like a clown.


middle of the day ummm kid are at school, i did a pass throughh the road before doing the video,

i wasn't going that fast at all

that honda is awful to ride because i'm used to sports bikes

it doesn't even go fast enough to take a proper line (makes sense to the way i ride)

never said i was trying to impress anybody

just wanted to put up some vids

oh ps, more videos to come

yet to be recorded

zxr400

full nut :innocent:

cus i can :)

[Smorg]

yeah I'd have to say that Pajero passing was pretty shithouse, well done though speeding in a built up area like that it doesnt leave much room for mistakes

[skidMark]

yeah I'd have to say that Pajero passing was pretty shithouse, well done though speeding in a built up area like that it doesnt leave much room for mistakes

i do not make mistakes

i am GOD

well until i hit something

which hasn't happened

at high speed

....yet

lol

[R6_kid]

someone with as much skill and talent as you mark would know that the proper line is dictated by the bike, the rider, and the corner... not how fast you are going.

[riffer]

it doesn't even go fast enough to take a proper line

Please tell me you're trolling.

Your riding is piss poor mate. Take the camera off and get a pushbike.

I gave Mikey a hard time when he started for making comments like yours but he can back it up all the way and earned my respect because of it.

Unlike you.

[The Stranger]

Now I know why people don,t want to ride with you, that was dodgee when you over took that pajero.


You really don't know Mark very well.
That was pretty run of the mill for him. Wait till you see him overtake a cage, up hill, in the middle of the opposing lane, on the open road, on a 35km posted, completely blind corner with double yellows whilst riding a tiny underpowered piece of shit - only then can you truely appreciate his genius.

[EZAS]

i do not make mistakes
i am GOD

I'd say your going to be written off inside of the next year. I guess you didn't leave any margin of error for the possibility of a school kid who had the day off, or the parent who could be crossing the road with a baby in a Pram, or an oncoming truck that accidently crossed the centre line ...

Your lines are shocking and unsafe, your decisions on when to overtake are unsafe, the area you've decided to do all this crap on is residential. If you want to do crap like that hit the country roads or industrial area's where your less likely to kill someone (and where someone is less likely to kill you). Overtaking a Pajero on a blindey in a residential area does not impress me ... sorry.

[zeocen]

cus i can :)

For now, fuck you're a cock.

["D" FZ1]

What a Fkn winner. It's dickheads like you that give Motorcyclists a bad name. Grow up :nono:

[fozz rock]

only then can you truely appreciate his genius.

you said it :yes:

[Smorg]

only then can you truely appreciate his genius.

and what sort of intelligance do you appreciate?

[Hans]

Mark, you're about as smooth as when Dover is pissed in a pub full of hot chicks. You're all over the road man. If you want to learn to ride faster, try slowing down first.

What's the bet that camera will make you crash?

Could not agree more. I wonder how you intend to survive long enough to become a REALLY good rider? :bye:

[Switch]

Well he did want to buy my scooter...mabey that will slow him down? :scooter:

[Hans]

the joys of teaching somebody to ride :rockon:

enjoy , please tell me what you think.


Also, notice, you are being told what people think. Care to show this thread to the person you are teaching "how to ride" ????

[doc]

Have you had people in a professional capacity mentioning things like YOU HAVE A PERSONALITY DISORDER AND NEED HELP. Watch my lips you are a retard. And I dont think you are cool and your bikecam doesn't make us your friends


You are a classic example that "Abortion does work"
This a second attempt . These quote's got me a warning about abusive posts. Sheee...s I'm starting agree with Finn about moving to Aussie. This has to be getting a bit on the PC correct side anyone who has ever ridden with this boy would agree he also suffers from the need for "attention seeking" as well as his other attributes which he is proud of.

[Mr. Peanut]

You're a bit of a douche-bag Mark.

I didn't have a problem with the speed, rather the enviroment. Those aren't twistys, it's a built up area. Overtaking that 4x4 like that was stupid.

What can I say, I cringed.

[stify]

This a second attempt . These quote's got me a warning about abusive posts. Sheee...s I'm starting agree with Finn about moving to Aussie. This has to be getting a bit on the PC correct side anyone who has ever ridden with this boy would agree he also suffers from the need for "attention seeking" as well as his other attributes which he is proud of.

fark man you gota warning for that?????????(note the use of the word fark)

who....who gave you a warning for that....really, i've been here for a while an skidmark is skidmark but he is a classic squid waitin to happen(condition or no condition), I'm with you on this one doc

[doc]

fark man you gota warning for that?????????(note the use of the word fark)

who....who gave you a warning for that....really, i've been here for a while an skidmark is skidmark but he is a classic squid waitin to happen(condition or no condition), I'm with you on this one doc
Don't want to tell tales,cos then we will have anarchy.

[blacksheep]

You are a classic example that "Abortion does work"

yeah but they got rid of the wrong bit:sick:

[blacksheep]

your not going to see your next bday,or worse still someone else isn't

[Chrislost]

"the chicks will lover me, the chicks will lover me, the chicks will lover me, the chicks will lover me, the chicks will lover me, the chicks will lover me, the chicks will lover me, "the chicks will lover me, the chicks will lover me, BANG!
"Mr biggs with the liver disease loves me"

[paturoa]

if you ever buy a 4wd ........ I'm moving to oz to be with SPman!

[Sniper]

Pray I never meet you mark, Im going to hurt you. You are a danger to others

[_Gina_]

Wow Mark.

Are you enjoying all the attention?

It is always good to get exactly what you wanted when you seek something.

I tell ya, if I didn't already have a dozen or so "mentors" to ride with I would definitely be keen to hook up, learn a few skills.

Numbnut.

You should discontinue riding on the road stat.
You need to only ride on a track so that the emergency services are on hand for when you find yourself outside of your skillset.

But what do I know eh? I am but a learner.


Carry on - as you were.

[bert_is_evil]

gee I wish I could ride that well, you are my hero skidmark

[Deviant Esq]

Carry on - as you were.

Just not near me, if it's all the same to you. I'd rather not be coming the other way when you cross the centreline overtaking a large vehicle unsighting you around a blind corner.

[bert_is_evil]

Silly you Deviant Esq, he said "was going fast enuf that i wouldve been outta the way anyways and i could see" so it was a perfectly safe manoeuvre. If only we were all that talented the road would be a safer place.

[Madness]

If you're going to live to be an adult you're going to need to have an accident. I hope it's just you that gets hurt and it's just enough to get some sense into you.

I was like you as a teenager, maybe slightly less of a dick. I had a good accident and it hurt, a lot. I'm still alive, sometimes I ride like a dick, never as bad as that though. :dodge:

Get out of town and slow down Mark.

[Korea]

:no:
Dude, there's a time and a place for that...

...like away from the general populace.
Give it a try next time, eh?

[The Pastor]

skidmark you ledgend, where abouts was that area? we have to go for a ride one day......


It only looked like you were doing 50-70km/hr..... now try doing it on one wheel!

How does skidmark get more green rep than me!

[mikey]

seriously mark, thats got to be the lamest video ive watched. i just wasted a few miutes of my life. at least make it interesting, do wheelies past cops, ride around citys not houses, where theres more people to see you showing off your shit, lock up the back before you go into coreners or coming to a stop, open peoples door when you go past, call yourself ghost rider. id be ashamed of posting a video like that. someone told me you were going to be fast when you got a bigger bike and balls dropped, but your riding isnt very hard core. when you make a video with some cool shit on it send me a pm.

[SixPackBack]

We collectively wait with baited breath the infamous video of yourself crashing and breaking your ankle.

Let me be the first to say...........

We told you so dickhead:stupid:

[Hans]

I bet that video won't get posted. Notice the "author" is kinda quiet lately?

[Hans]

Was that you repping me, Sixpack? Cheers.

[skidMark]

ok i will stop you all now ok.....

winding you all up was fun

but you ever wonder in the 3rd video why i left my mate on funnily enough the exact same corner i passed the 4wd on so dangerously and it was blind, well he actually signalled me before i passed the 4wd if it was ok to do so ...it was all rigged up.....another mate was driving the 4wd

took about 8 takes though to get it timed if there was a car coming the other way there was room,
lol this was fun

i will behave now

:D

Cheers: a very amused skidMark

[Finn]

Hey Mark, can you do this again? This time I'll drive the 4WD.

[skidMark]

Hey Mark, can you do this again? This time I'll drive the 4WD.

no cus that would be dangerous rather than an organised event....

and we all know ur small a 4wd dusn't change the fact you know? we know ur trying to compensate and all, but it's ok...at the next kb barbeque i'm sure we can arrange midget tossing so you don't feel left out :)

[bert_is_evil]

ok i will stop you all now ok.....

winding you all up was fun

but you ever wonder in the 3rd video why i left my mate on funnily enough the exact same corner i passed the 4wd on so dangerously and it was blind, well he actually signalled me before i passed the 4wd if it was ok to do so ...it was all rigged up.....another mate was driving the 4wd

took about 8 takes though to get it timed if there was a car coming the other way there was room,
lol this was fun

i will behave now

:D

Cheers: a very amused skidMark

Oh I get it, I have now changed my opinion of you - you are a bigger loser than I had first thought.

[mikey]

at the next kb barbeque i'm sure we can arrange midget tossing so you don't feel left out :)


hahahahhahahahahahhahahahah

[zeocen]

I suppose the rest of the bad cornering and sheer stupidity on a bike in suburbia was part of the deal too? You got us good Mark.

What a git.

[Finn]

and we all know ur small a 4wd dusn't change the fact you know? we know ur trying to compensate and all, but it's ok...at the next kb barbeque i'm sure we can arrange midget tossing so you don't feel left out :)

Sure Mark, and after the dwarf throwing we could play Prison Bitch. You're it.

[Finn]

hahahahhahahahahahhahahahah

Are you two pieces of white trash (no offense Jimmy) related? I think Mikey is the offspring of Mark's father who used to go to the sperm bank for a quiet jerk off.

[skidMark]

I suppose the rest of the bad cornering and sheer stupidity on a bike in suburbia was part of the deal too? You got us good Mark.

What a git.


i was on a slow old honda , how stupid can you get on one? i was peg down every corner cus the pegs are too low..... and thing has like 10 hp lol and yes i have much better lines than that usually

hop on a zxr250a and i will hop on one too mate,

you wouldn't have a hope in hell

bp botany downs, to kaiaua no more than 110 kph on big straights.... but any speed you like thru corners and short connecting straights between corners?

keen?

i will beat you by at least 15 minutes

[Sketchy_Racer]

Hey mark.

You like a challange.

Get what ever size bike you like, tell me the date of a track day at your leisure.

I will turn up there on a 125cc. Yes 125cc bike.

If you win, i'll pay your entry.

[Kittyhawk]

I haven't even watched the vid clips.....it's not worth wasting my time to watch dangerous riding.

One day maturity will hit you and by then it could possibly be too late.

Dont even get me stared on your skills in riding Mark....

[vifferman]

it sounds like a demented bumblebee .
More like a demented blowfly.

Now - where's that flyspray...:ar15:

[zeocen]

i was on a slow old honda , how stupid can you get on one? i was peg down every corner cus the pegs are too low..... and thing has like 10 hp lol and yes i have much better lines than that usually

hop on a zxr250a and i will hop on one too mate,

you wouldn't have a hope in hell

bp botany downs, to kaiaua no more than 110 kph on big straights.... but any speed you like thru corners and short connecting straights between corners?

keen?

i will beat you by at least 15 minutes

I don't remember where I even hinted at the thought of 'challenging' you let alone being seen with you.

Sure, I'm calling your riding skills below par, you can call mine below par too - because they are. But I'm not the one posting riding vids on youtube and flaunting my broken bones on myspace. You always seem to have a lot of excuses mate.

[Hans]

no cus that would be dangerous rather than an organised event....

and we all know ur small a 4wd dusn't change the fact you know? we know ur trying to compensate and all, but it's ok...at the next kb barbeque i'm sure we can arrange midget tossing so you don't feel left out :)

Now, Mark, I don't know you, but I can assure you that there are other sports besides midget tossing. Like cretin kicking, cripple bashing etc. We shall take a vote which to introduce at the next BBQ. Oh, and rg100 would run rings around you. And a lot of other people. He's ain't no bullshit artist.

[ManDownUnder]

*sigh*....

Dude... you have potential - you just have to find it. You can use the controls of a bike quite well... it the use of the bike that gets me.

There's a time and place. Putting yourself at risk is one thing - but not in public - others are around.

[Hans]

And besides, I agree with the ManDownUnder. You do have potential, just stop dicking around, will ya?

[doc]

...at the next kb barbeque i'm sure we can arrange midget tossing so you don't feel left out :)

Reading the posts here somehow I don't think you will be invited to the next KB'r bbq. Even if they do need a midget .

[skidMark]

And besides, I agree with the ManDownUnder. You do have potential, just stop dicking around, will ya?


well i'm slowed down at the moment

crutches piss me off

(has a broken ankle in two places)

[skidMark]

Reading the posts here somehow I don't think you will be invited to the next KB'r bbq. Even if they do need a midget .

i'm 5 foot 11 mate , i was referring to finn(jokingly cus in real life hes a top bloke , i won't say that too loud tho or i may ruin his image)

read things properly before replying

[onearmedbandit]

Potential for what? Raising our acc levies? Adding to the stats of motorcycle accidents? With his lies he has got potential to get in politics I suppose.

[kiwifruit]

any chance of seeing the vid in which you break your ankle? i presume it was a bin?

[doc]

like your avatar takes my mind of the crickets.

[Kittyhawk]

*sigh*....

Dude... you have potential - you just have to find it. You can use the controls of a bike quite well... it the use of the bike that gets me.

There's a time and place. Putting yourself at risk is one thing - but not in public - others are around.

True but even so, for the sake of an ego boost in front of a camera and on a road.....

Save it for the track....listen to MDU - THERE IS A TIME AND PLACE this was not it!

[skidMark]

any chance of seeing the vid in which you break your ankle? i presume it was a bin?


nope camera got smashed in accident so it didn't save that vid (seriously no bullshit) (ask disco dan)

was in fast lane on the motorway somebody in middle lane thought there was a gap ...hit me into the back of a van... then the car that hit me sped off, ddnt get rego.

[Hans]

nope camera got smashed in accident so it didn't save that vid (seriously no bullshit) (ask disco dan)

was in fast lane on the motorway somebody in middle lane thought there was a gap ...hit me into the back of a van... then the car that hit me sped off, ddnt get rego.

And when did this happen?

[doc]

i'm 5 foot 11 mate , i was referring to finn(jokingly cus in real life hes a top bloke , i won't say that too loud tho or i may ruin his image)

read things properly before replying
Who told you were that tall ? Anyway you are too young to know what feet and inches are.

[skidMark]

Who told you were that tall ? Anyway you are too young to know what feet and inches are.

i'm 19 , i'm not an idiot contrary to popular opinion


And when did this happen?

thursday night

[zeocen]

__________

was in fast lane on the motorway somebody in middle lane thought there was a gap ...hit me into the back of a van... then the car that hit me sped off, ddnt get rego.


You always seem to have a lot of excuses mate.

[Morcs]

i'm 19 , i'm not an idiot contrary to popular opinion

:laugh:

............

[Hans]

Thursday? Don't get me wrong, I'm not the sort to wish it upon anyone, but notice that people were saying it wouldn't take long. Goes to show that a lot of people here ain't stupid. Hell, I'm a bit older and have probably been riding for a bit longer and I sure listen to a few of them.

[doc]

i'm 19 , i'm not an idiot contrary to popular opinion



thursday night
What pages of responses and you don't take anyone's advice. Your an IDIOT don't believe Finn he just feels sorryfor you.

[WickedOne]

Well, just goes to show.....

[SixPackBack]

i'm 19 , i'm not an idiot contrary to popular opinion

BAHAHAHAHAHA.....quote for 2007, well done Mark I see your single functioning brain neuron is given to humour.

[doc]

i'm 19 , i'm not an idiot contrary to popular opinion



thursday night
2439 post says different.

[crashe]

well i'm slowed down at the moment

crutches piss me off

(has a broken ankle in two places)

Where are the pictures of this broken ankle......

Would have thought you would be showing it off real quick on KB.


How long are you going to be off the bike for re: Doctors orders?


Also what about pictures of the smashed up borrowed bike?

What is the owner saying about his bike all smashed up?

Were you on his insurance policy so that he can get paid out to get it fixed again?

[onearmedbandit]

BAHAHAHAHAHA.....quote for 2007, well done Mark I see your single functioning brain neuron is given to humour.

Damn SPB, you beat me to it!

[loneranger]

hey dude' met ya once or twice on atnr, i,m not one to judge others riding, people do what they do regardless of what others say so.. have you ever thought about moto cross or freestyle mx, looks to me like you've got the right attitude for it, balls out, no holds barred. worth a shot mate.

[doc]

hey dude' met ya once or twice on atnr, i,m not one to judge others riding, people do what they do regardless of what others say so.. have you ever thought about moto cross or freestyle mx, looks to me like you've got the right attitude for it, balls out, no holds barred. worth a shot mate.
Great idea no one has ever jumped the Cook Strait on a bike . Well I haven't seen vid of it anyway.

[avgas]

HAHAHA i love it. I thought i had farted cos i opened it on a new tab and didn't realize it was playing.

[Disco Dan]

What's the bet that camera will make you crash?

hmmm...


If you're going to live to be an adult you're going to need to have an accident. I hope it's just you that gets hurt and it's just enough to get some sense into you.

hmmmmm....


yes not terribly impressed that my camera is in bits smeared across the northwestern....


(HINT HINT MARK) (http://www.dse.co.nz/cgi-bin/dse.storefront/45e287b0000f7ae4273fc0a87f330717/Product/View/XG0197)

.....looking at the vids you left on my memory stick though (the actual bin vid not on it) it did look like an accident waiting to happen dude, they wont be posted but it does look like you were 'showing off' for the cam... which is never a good position to be in on a bike. Hope you heal up quick... get a motx bike....

[skidMark]

hey dude' met ya once or twice on atnr, i,m not one to judge others riding, people do what they do regardless of what others say so.. have you ever thought about moto cross or freestyle mx, looks to me like you've got the right attitude for it, balls out, no holds barred. worth a shot mate.


i will never ever ever motorcross....decided that long ago .... break shit too easy... but good thought tho cheers (seriously)

[SimJen]

Dropkick mate.......
I don't buy your "setup with the pajero" sounds like shit to me.
Like someone else said, if you kill someone in my family, I'll hunt you down and f**k you up.
Do a trackday or something.
If you make it to 30 (of which I doubt) you'll look back and think what a complete wanker you were, with fuckall skills.

[Madness]

Sorry to hear of you're accident Mark.

Remember this pain for a long time, it will do you good to remember just how much it hurts every time you get on a bike. I hope you do get back on one, don't rush, take your time and remember the pain.

[Dodgyiti]

The 4WD driver was probably thinking the same as what everyone who has seen your movie

[Brett]

i was on a slow old honda , how stupid can you get on one? i was peg down every corner cus the pegs are too low..... and thing has like 10 hp lol and yes i have much better lines than that usually

hop on a zxr250a and i will hop on one too mate,

you wouldn't have a hope in hell

bp botany downs, to kaiaua no more than 110 kph on big straights.... but any speed you like thru corners and short connecting straights between corners?

keen?

i will beat you by at least 15 minutes

If someone would be silly enough to lend me a ZXR250 I wouold take you on...I know N4CR would be keen too. Would prefer track though.

[N4CR]

if someone would be silly enough to lend me a zxr250 i wouold take you on...i know n4cr would be keen too. would prefer track though.

hell yeah! gimme an fxr with stickies or an rg150 as long as you keep to 110.
or my old zxr but that would be unfair....

[Hans]

Rep: "Shut teh fuk up n gt outa tis site u fucken nodoby loser! You sound like a complt cunt FUCK OFF!"

Oh dear oh dear oh me, looks like I must have fed the cave troll.

[ManDownUnder]

Sorry to hear of you're accident Mark.

Remember this pain for a long time, it will do you good to remember just how much it hurts every time you get on a bike. I hope you do get back on one, don't rush, take your time and remember the pain.

Bingo. Good post.

There's a fine line between hassle the shit out of Mark and beating some sense into him.

Mark - PM sent dude

[imdying]

Wow, what a shame you didn't get killed by that van, at least the waiting for KB would be over... perhaps you should be the first person booted from KB? I'm not sure they need/want to actually see anyone else die.

["D" FZ1]

Wow, what a shame you didn't get killed by that van, at least the waiting for KB would be over... perhaps you should be the first person booted from KB? I'm not sure they need/want to actually see anyone else die.

I agree. Motorcycling gets enough bad publicity without WANKERS like this going out and doing stupid shit and taping it and posting it like it is something cool. Kick the tossa out :tugger:

[crashe]

Read this thread.........

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=45020

[imdying]

I agree. Motorcycling gets enough bad publicity without WANKERS like this going out and doing stupid shit and taping it and posting it like it is something cool. Kick the tossa out :tugger:I wasn't so much talking about motorcycling in NZ as a whole, I just don't feel that this small slice of NZ motorcycling is really looking forward to farewelling anyone else in a hurry.

[onearmedbandit]

Second that, regardless of who it is and what people think of them, we don't need to see someone else taken out. It will happen again of course, but carrying on like SM does is just encouraging it to happen sooner rather than later.

[Kornholio]

Well what can I say.... Abuse seems to be the way to go but he(Mark) just thrives on it....

I am happy at the fact that he will never ride with or around me and my friends.

[Disco Dan]

Get some toilet duck....

*Repels nasty skid-marks*

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Morcs]

Get some toilet duck....

*Repels nasty skid-marks*

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[EZAS]

I feel like I'm the only one here who actually feel sorry for Mark. Abit bummed becos I know he wont learn from this accident, I feel rather fortunate that all the crashes I've had have been on my own bike and not on a mates but then again, I know better than to Cane the sh*t out of my mate bikes even if they tell me too.

[skidMark]

Where are the pictures of this broken ankle......

Would have thought you would be showing it off real quick on KB.


How long are you going to be off the bike for re: Doctors orders?


Also what about pictures of the smashed up borrowed bike?

What is the owner saying about his bike all smashed up?

Were you on his insurance policy so that he can get paid out to get it fixed again?


for once is your life can you not be an overpowering nosey bitch? please :yes:

[skidMark]

hell yeah! gimme an fxr with stickies or an rg150 as long as you keep to 110.
or my old zxr but that would be unfair....


your old zxr pulled away from me when i was on exact same bike out thru twisties.......i gotta get me one of them lil black boxes.....

hey i said i could keep with the other guy tristan would leave me behind in a trail of tyre smoke

[Morcs]

Mark you must realise that yes Crashe (and others) may seem like 'overpowering nosey bitches' but they simply give a shit. Which obviously you don't.

And yes, you are a decent enough guy, but on a bike you are a reckless fuckwit, and you should calm it down a bit.

[Disco Dan]

for once is your life can you not be an overpowering nosey bitch? please :yes:

:shutup: :shutup: :shutup: :shutup: :shutup:

oh mark... no disrespect but... the toilet duck thang... i laughed so hard i pee'd a little :innocent: hehe

[Meekey_Mouse]

Get some toilet duck....

*Repels nasty skid-marks*

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:killingme :killingme Bling sent :2thumbsup

[skidMark]

well i'm not going anywhere anytime soon

and yes ive been having a talk to some people and i will be " calming it down"

have learnt a big lesson from this crash it's just a shame i ddnt listen and had to do myself harm before i clicked

cheers: SM

[Brett]

Mark - If you dont go easy on the road, you will kill yourself or someone else, or worse, be a quadraplegic unable to wipe your own arse for the rest of your life (No offense meant to anyone who is disabled).

Those who are saying that its a pity Mark isn't dead...watch what you say, it would be an absolute BITCH if he did die and you had just previously wished to him that he would. Yes he may need to get hurt (worse than an ankle) to pull his head in, but shit...there are not too many poeple that I would acutally wish dead...and mean it.

Mark - learn the lesson.

[mikey]

Are you two pieces of white trash (no offense Jimmy) related? I think Mikey is the offspring of Mark's father who used to go to the sperm bank for a quiet jerk off.

I DONT TALK RIDE OR LOOK ANYTHING LIKE HIM
SHOCKED AND APPUALLED YOUD ASSOCIATE ME WITH SOMEONE WITHA NSAME SKIDMARD
I DONT NO WHAT TO SAY.

aACTUALLY I DO


HAHAHHA YOUR A MIDGET

[Finn]

I DONT TALK RIDE OR LOOK ANYTHING LIKE HIM
SHOCKED AND APPUALLED YOUD ASSOCIATE ME WITH SOMEONE WITHA NSAME SKIDMARD
I DONT NO WHAT TO SAY.

aACTUALLY I DO


HAHAHHA YOUR A MIDGET

You're like identical twins.

[onearmedbandit]

Bwahahahahahaha

[Lias]

You gotta wonder how long numbbuts here can get away with it before he goes kersplat and puts up our acc levies.

The only consolation would we could do a special KB nelson muntz funeral procession. All ride past and point and go "haha".

[Morcs]

Rep by Mikey: 'riding without a helmet on in avatar, or promoting it, and lecturing someone. hypocricy. shocked and appalled'

Well, a closed off rounabout doing some practice. So no, not really.

Fucktard.

Bite my nuts and call me skippy.

[Joni]

:Playnice:No need to get abusive guys...

[imdying]

Well, a closed off rounabout doing some practice. So no, Well he has a point... or has noone ever fallen off on a closed road?

[inlinefour]

yay youll all hate me again :D

Did you have any doubt? I also thought the 4wd passing was a tad stupid. But remember, to be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid. :rockon:

Poor bike, did you think you was safely back in your bedroom jerking off? Really mark, even I could do better than that. IN MY WHEELCHAIR...

Spinal units are not that much fun, but the way your going your probably not going to be needing one.

[WickedOne]

:jerry: :jerry: :jerry: :jerry: :jerry: :jerry:

[mikey]

Well, a closed off rounabout doing some practice. So no, not really.

Fucktard.

Bite my nuts and call me skippy.

what does it matter if the roads closed or not. do they let people race with no helmet? FUCKTARD?
and the fact that you need to take your helmet off to get your bearings to go around a round about is troubling. your in the same ball park as mark. you put yourself there. maybe you shouldnt ride a bike to, put acc levies up and stuff.

[Hans]

Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen. Does this really have to turn into a flaming thread? And no, I won't be surprised if I'm told to faark off ;-)

[Disco Dan]

Crikey you lot!

Take one of these......

[Morcs]

what does it matter if the roads closed or not. do they let people race with no helmet? FUCKTARD?
and the fact that you need to take your helmet off to get your bearings to go around a round about is troubling. your in the same ball park as mark. you put yourself there. maybe you shouldnt ride a bike to, put acc levies up and stuff.

Well why comment on it in the first place then? id been in full gear the entire day so had my helmet off for a bit. Plus its my decision.

Dont even compare me to Mark.

I wont be abusive, and im now leaving this thread.

[Kittyhawk]

Crikey you lot!

Take one of these......


*walks up to Disco and asks "can I have one" goes back to her bike sits next to it and stares up at the clouds flying by* Falls asleep...

[MattRSK]

Your the man Mark. You can ride my CBR anytime.

[kiwifruit]

Same goes with my zx10, go hard!

[Katman]

Mark should be buying me a box of beers. It seems I've displaced him as the man most KBs love to hate.:msn-wink:

[jafar]

Mark should be buying me a box of beers. It seems I've displaced him as the man most KBs love to hate.:msn-wink:

Yeah but you did put a bit of effort into getting there aye :clap:

[skidMark]

Mark should be buying me a box of beers. It seems I've displaced him as the man most KBs love to hate.:msn-wink:


if i did anything for you katman it would be cutting your phoneline.

[Katman]

:whistle:.......

:finger:

:whistle:........

[skidMark]

:whistle:.......

:finger:

:whistle:........

Intelligent reply as always.

[Katman]

:whistle:.......

:tugger:

:whistle:.......

:msn-wink:

[skidMark]

:whistle:.......

:tugger:

:whistle:.......

:msn-wink:

All that shows is your too uncreative to manufacture a comeback. :done:

[discotex]

:girlfight:
:jerry:

[jafar]

:whistle:.......

:finger:

:whistle:........


Intelligent reply as always.


:whistle:.......

:tugger:

:whistle:.......

:msn-wink:


All that shows is your too uncreative to manufacture a comeback. :done:

:corn: this should be interesting :not:

[0arbreaka]

You know it'd be an interesting fight, between katman and skidmark.:jerry:

[Katman]

You know it'd be an interesting fight, between katman and skidmark.:jerry:

I agree, but unfortunately I have to wash my hair tonight.:msn-wink:

[MattRSK]

I agree, but unfortunately I have to wash my hair tonight.:msn-wink:

fuck you, you fucking fuck!

[Katman]

fuck you, you fucking fuck!

That's right tough guy, call me out when I've got soap in my eyes.:msn-wink:

[MattRSK]

Your clever Katman. Clever indeed.

[skidMark]

katman....don't drop the soap...

**gets his broom and deepheat ready....**

actually....

**gets a pvc pipe.....and some barbed wire**

**sticks pvc pipe up**

**puts barbed wire up**

**removes pvc pipe**

**watches as katman tears his arse to shreds trying to get it out**

BWAHAHAHAHA

[BIGBOSSMAN]

'All aboard - The PD Express!!'

[Katman]

katman....don't drop the soap...

**gets his broom and deepheat ready....**

actually....

**gets a pvc pipe.....and some barbed wire**

**sticks pvc pipe up**

**puts barbed wire up**

**removes pvc pipe**

**watches as katman tears his arse to shreds trying to get it out**

BWAHAHAHAHA

Come suck Momma's cock skidMark.:msn-wink:

[HermaphroBiker]

SkidMark...what kinda cam did you use for your vids, i've been thinking of doing the same after watching a few hours of 'Ghost Rider' (not that dumb ass film.)


Oh, and katman...please continue. i dont want to interrupt you two. :jerry:

[skidMark]

SkidMark...what kinda cam did you use for your vids, i've been thinking of doing the same after watching a few hours of 'Ghost Rider' (not that dumb ass film.)


Oh, and katman...please continue. i dont want to interrupt you two. :jerry:

just a cheap $100 snappy digi cam

prettymuch any video cam will do

i smashed the one in these vids in a crash...

but my current one is just prettymuch the same only problem being that you have to hold the shutter for the whole time you are recording so definately not ideal.....electrical tape is your friend lol