Go the Hutt!

[Beemer]

Q. Two Hutt girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.

Q. What does a Hutt girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old Hutt girl?
A. Granny.

Q. Why did the Hutt girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.

Q. What do you call a Hutt girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. What's the first question during a Hutt quiz night?
A. What you looking at?

Q. Two Hutt kids in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman.

Q. What's the difference between a Hutt boy and a Hutt girl?
A. A Hutt girl has a higher sperm count

[riffer]

I'm sending my wife around to see you for "a little chat" Beemer.

Be afraid... :shutup:

[Nasty]

I grew up in the Hutt beemer ... you wanna live?
:shutup:

[Grub]

She did too.

Since I like to live dangerously (oh that's right, I already do!) I'll state my favourites.

I can't decide which is better between no2 and the second to last one ... but the Gold Lion, the Grande Palm, the Oscar has to go to the last one. That seriously cracks me up!

[Nasty]

She did too.

Since I like to live dangerously (oh that's right, I already do!) I'll state my favourites.

I can't decide which is better between no2 and the second to last one ... but the Gold Lion, the Grande Palm, the Oscar has to go to the last one. That seriously cracks me up!

See .. he does not want to live .. and we are going away this weekend!

[Squeak the Rat]

Young guy from the Hutt is walking through wellington and falls down an open manhole. Cop comes past looks down and yells out:
"Did you break anything?"
Hutt lad yells back
.
.
.
"Nah, there's fark all down here to break!"

[Grub]

Passing thought ... the duckpond is in the hutt but there's no hutt girls there. What are we doing wrong? All those male bike riders are creating an imbalance in the Hutt sperm count.

[Wasp]

shut up beemer, its bad enough i have to live here and you go and rub it in my face! we have feelings too you know!

[Sniper]

Repost. WRT got in there first.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=947352&postcount=146

[dasser]

Beemer Beemer Beemer.... Jokes like this take all the attention away from the
poor quake fearing Aucklanders and with a REPOST...LOL
Shame on you girl.....

Don't talk about the stadium.....

[Sniper]

Beemer Beemer Beemer.... Jokes like this take all the attention away from the
poor quake fearing Aucklanders and with a REPOST...LOL


Dont you start on people about reposts. You are on the QRF's wall of most wanted....

[Squeak the Rat]

Repost.

Now that's gotta be a repost!

[Wasp]

Now that's gotta be a repost!
and that!

edit: oh, and this.....

[degrom]

Yes... We Hutt people are dangerous so stay away or we will eat you for a snack!!!

[Skunk]

Don't talk about the stadium.....
What stadium? :killingme

Seen the joke before but it was set in Levin...

[Deano]

Anyone been to Levin ?

[Squeak the Rat]

Anyone been to Levin ?

This threads gets funnier and funnier :lol:

[Coyote]

Yep. One of my friends is pregnant

[Toaster]

I grew up in the Hutt too, and I thought it was really funny.

[Sniper]

I grew up around mud huts, does that count?

[Crasherfromwayback]

Without 'Hutt Girls' I'd still be a virgin!:innocent:

[Skunk]

You too huh?

[Crasherfromwayback]

Here you go then....

[Slayer]

Raised in the Hutt, love the Hutt.

Without the Hutt I never would of had,

1. Black Jeans
2. A Mullet (when i was a teenager)
3. A pash behind the bike sheds at Intermediate
4. A smoke out the back tennis courts at High School
5. White Trash mates
6. Riding around in an HQ
7. Te-Marua Speedway
8. Watching the bogans sun bathing around at Days Bay in their black jeans with their crates of grog on the bonnets of their toranas.


The list goes on and on..........

Bring on the Hutt Jokes :yes:

[Lissa]

I lived and worked in the hutt for a number of years... then I moved somewhere more normal. :yes:

[Sniper]

Apprently (from what Ive been told) The Hutt is actually part of wellington, but the behaviour has made them independant

[Coyote]

Apprently (from what Ive been told) The Hutt is actually part of wellington, but the behaviour has made them independant
The Hutt to Wellington is kinda like Manukau to Auckland city. Outsiders think it's all the one city but no they're not

It's kinda more obvious with the hutt though, there's a harbour dividing us

[Squeak the Rat]

Is there a Pizza Hut in Hutt?

[Drum]

Is there a Pizza Hut in Hutt?

There is.

And some weisenstein in the local rag has a column called "Jabba in the Hutt"

[bungbung]

"Welcome to Lower Hutt, It's got the lot!" SH2 near Haywards intersection.
Temporarily changed to "It's got the pot".

Although it doesn't match the hopeful tone for Stokes Vegas "More than you expect"

[Slayer]

Found some wonderful billboards advertising the Hutt!!!!!

http://www.huttcity.govt.nz/council/about/projects/billboards/

[Drum]

"Welcome to Lower Hutt, It's got the lot!" SH2 near Haywards intersection.
Temporarily changed to "It's got the pot".

Although it doesn't match the hopeful tone for Stokes Vegas "More than you expect"


Right up there with Dunners: "It's alright here"

[bungbung]

Right up there with Dunners: "It's alright here"

That is the all time winner. Go Dunedin!

No, wait, I forgot about "Auckland A"

Now do the sign

[riffer]

Without 'Hutt Girls' I'd still be a virgin!:innocent:

Haha what a laugh. I was about to reply and say me too, but then I remembered I started on Hawkes Bay chicks and refined my action on Hutt slappers...

[Wolf]

Haha what a laugh. I was about to reply and say me too, but then I remembered I started on Hawkes Bay chicks and refined my action on Hutt slappers...
High class compared with my early days, then - I had to make do with a Morrinsville scrubber...

[Crasherfromwayback]

Haha what a laugh. I was about to reply and say me too, but then I remembered I started on Hawkes Bay chicks and refined my action on Hutt slappers...

Truth be told....I'm actually a Wainuiomata Boy orginally....:shutup:

[riffer]

Jeez I never would have noticed.

I'm Stokes Valley (Taita College - "the taita the better")

[Crasherfromwayback]

Don't be like that!
Naenae College here mate! That's why I was such a fast runner...

[Beemer]

Repost. WRT got in there first.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=947352&postcount=146

Bloody hard to find similar threads when the words have been changed! I got it sent to me as Hutt girls, and I did a search for it. I didn't even see this post as I've been computerless for a few days and it is actually funnier as Hutt girls I reckon!

At least I wasn't born there... and I did move away... and I don't live in Levin either!

[Skunk]

Naenae College here mate! That's why I was such a fast runner...Naenae born and bred. Avoided the college though.

[Korea]

Bwahaha... You want to check out Porirua for unimaginative slogans:

(wait for it)


"Porirua... it's AMAZING."

WTF

[bungbung]

Naenae college. Naenae intermediate. Naenae primary. Naenae free kindergaten

The joy.

Of course now I live in Fairfield, so I'm avoiding the stigma

[Crasherfromwayback]

Bwahaha... You want to check out Porirua for unimaginative slogans:

(wait for it)


"Porirua... it's AMAZING."

WTF

No, I actually think Foxton used to have the best I've EVER seen.

'Welcome to Foxton, the FOXTOWN of New Zealand'

Pure class. And oh so true.

[MSTRS]

Without 'Hutt Girls' I'd still be a virgin!:innocent: *snap*


Anyone been to Levin ?

Lived there. Paid the fine and got out.

[Lias]

I saw the "We dont claim to be trendsetters" billboard in welly when I was down at xmas and near pissed myself laughing.

I particularly like the hutts emphasis on water sports. "Surf NaeNae, ride the crime wave!"

Gotta love the hutt thou.. I lived in taita, epuni & wallaceville in my teens / early 20's.