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SPman
23rd February 2007, 14:24
Well, my continued effort to wipe out as much Aussie wildlife as possible continues.................
Tootling off yesterday morning in the early hours, thinking.....hmmm ..lots of them hoppy blighters around this morning...better be careful...when...a flash of brown and WHAM!
Holy fuck!

Good thing I was in the van! Nice big beefy aluminium Roo bar!
Another Roo bites the tarmac and this time, I barely slowed down!!
:2guns:
So, that's 2 Roos, 1 Owl and 1 Bat in less than a year!
Isn't it 5 kills and you're an ace?
Smorg
23rd February 2007, 19:42
wait till you hit a wombat they do serious damage, a mate of mine hit one in a honda integra doing about 110k's and it ripped off his front mount and bumper got up shook itself and walk back into the bushes. They are solid balls of muscle.
Quartermile
23rd February 2007, 19:58
Yea way to beat those Aussies.........

Ooops
Edbear
23rd February 2007, 20:08
Doncha jes hate that!?

One reason I like NZ! Though McJim and co may have something to say about the on-road antics of the fauna here...:yes:

Glad you weren't on yer bike! That's one sweet looking XJR that is! (Also, you coulda ben hurt ifin ya waz!:innocent: )
paturoa
23rd February 2007, 20:16
We have our own road hazzards over here ! I was just reading this thread http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=44618 and thought about road hazzards that could take me out!

Edit: not sure he qualifies as fauna - lol
Swoop
23rd February 2007, 20:39
Yup, "5 down and glory" as the book title says.

Hope you are painting all the kills on the side of the "aircraft"!
Quartermile
23rd February 2007, 22:20
That would be an interesting conversation starter, "Oh they're some nice pictures of animals, are you an environmentalist?", "Na they're the bastard ones that got in my way!" :shit:
Timber020
24th February 2007, 08:07
You've got it all wrong, its not the Aussie animals that are the noxious pest of there, its the Aussies. Aim high.
Edbear
24th February 2007, 08:25
You've got it all wrong, its not the Aussie animals that are the noxious pest of there, its the Aussies. Aim high.



But usually it's the fauna that actually leaps out in front of one's vehicle. The Aussies don't generally do that...:innocent:
Quartermile
24th February 2007, 09:31
If they knew their place in the world they would