ATTN: feminists

[MOTOXXX]

Got forwarded this today.
hehe :killingme

[Gixxer 4 ever]

Got forwarded this today.
hehe :killingme
Now this would have been a great thread to troll in :whistle: What can I say Go man go :done:

[Cajun]

i like the iron my shirt bitch sign

[White trash]

i like the iron my shit bitch sign

My eyesight may be a little worse than yours, Caj', but I reckon that should read "...shiRt...". :doh:

[Cajun]

your getting old ya need ya eyes checked dc:<

[White trash]

Well edited, Cajunator. :ride:

[Motoracer]

Well edited, Cajunator. :ride:

LOL you still have the evidence in your post though!

[FROSTY]

if that aint photoshop at work i dunno what is.

[Cajun]

LOL you still have the evidence in your post though!

MR he is framing me, he knows i am faster than him, trying to ruin me


I claim the 5th sir

[Cajun]

if that aint photoshop at work i dunno what is.

yeah he gotta do something to keep himself busy at work, no one in to buy that rocket III yet

[riffer]

That's a guy at the back holding up the "iron my shirt bitch" sign...

[aff-man]

:killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme . Gotta show some of my female friends, i think they will piss themselves laughing

[Cajun]

That's a guy at the back holding up the "iron my shirt bitch" sign...

I know celticno6 i can see myself being that dude who does it why i think its funny

[k14]

Brillant, that is the best laugh I have had in a while.

[Storm]

Its either photoshop or a guy with a death wish. Imagine what happened if someone turned around and saw him- torn to pieces for sure ! :shit:

[Motoracer]

Its either photoshop or a guy with a death wish. Imagine what happened if someone turned around and saw him- torn to pieces for sure ! :shit:

Or iron his shirt while he was wearing it LOL

[vifferman]

Saw this months ago, and I was talking to someone in the US about it, and they reckon there's guys who go around rallies/protests like this holding up signs like that one just for a damned good laugh.

I don't hink it's photo-shopped - I had a good squizz at it blown up in PS and it looks genuine.

[aff-man]

Do they take a before and sfter pic(when they spot him) would make for a really funny comparison aye :Punk:

[KATWYN]

Got forwarded this today.
hehe :killingme


:laugh: Thats funny. But you have to admit they are
fairly mellow looking protestors. easy.

I don't know if that guy would stand a chance holding that
same sign up in amongst a group of butch bull dyke protestors.

[Darryboy]

Reminds me of a joke I got once in an email...
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On second thoughts I won't post it as it is likely to offend the ladies.

[MOTOXXX]

:laugh: Thats funny. But you have to admit they are
fairly mellow looking protestors. easy.

I don't know if that guy would stand a chance holding that
same sign up in amongst a group of butch bull dyke protestors.

yes thats true.
still a good effort. Still....that man deserves a DB

[Mongoose]

Instead of Iron My shirt, if he was caught out it would have been an iron WHACKING his shirt :killingme

[MOTOXXX]

be good if he had a sign saying
"wash my bike"

[Ms Piggy]

Reminds me of a joke I got once in an email...
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On second thoughts I won't post it as it is likely to offend the ladies.

Cmon! Don't be a wuss.

I'm a feminist but I think thats funny. Not all feminists are uptight man haters ya know :bleh:

[FROSTY]

now If we could find a feminist who would iron our shirts--because she can

[Ms Piggy]

now If we could find a feminist who would iron our shirts--because she can

That would because she "chooses" to :msn-wink:

[KATWYN]

now If we could find a feminist who would iron our shirts--because she can


Heres a hint. If men unite and say "Only men can iron shirts, it is a job that only men can do & woman are useless at it...woman don't even come close to acheiving a nicely starched perfectly ironed shirt" and that
the iron is a mans priviledge

You will get your shirt ironed from now on "COS SHE CAN AND CHOOSES TO"


(chauvinists annoy me but so do OTT feminists)

[Darryboy]

Cmon! Don't be a wuss.

I'm a feminist but I think thats funny. Not all feminists are uptight man haters ya know :bleh:

Guess I am a wuss


Decided to remove it as it is rather offensive

[SPman]

"Only men can iron shirts, it is a job that only men can do & woman are useless at it...woman don't even come close to acheiving a nicely starched perfectly ironed shirt" and that
the iron is a mans privilege
Sounds like some of the senior rates I knew in the Navy! :D

[Ms Piggy]

Guess I am a wuss


Decided to remove it as it is rather offensive

Awwwww ok - I read it and laughed :laugh:

[Holy Roller]

Sounds like some of the senior rates I knew in the Navy! :D
Even after 20 of marriage I still iron my own shirts, the Mrs would never touch any of my uniform while in pussers she only got to try once as a new bride and has never voluntered again. Perfect seams and three equal distant starched creases across the back of the shirt with one finger width spacing wasn't too much to ask for.
Now its just a quick wipe over with a cold brick these days the shirt is covered with a jacket these cooler days. Its no ironing for the work shirts though straight from the dryer and my body heat irons them as i go. Ah wash and wear thats the way to go.

[What?]

A quick feminist joke...
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If you are going to take offence, hit your back button now...
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Go on, go back.
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Oh, awright then...


Q: How do you pick a feminist at a party?

A: She's the fat, ugly one that no-one is talking to.

[Ms Piggy]

A quick feminist joke...
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Q: How do you pick a feminist at a party?

A: She's the fat, ugly one that no-one is talking to.

You forget the bit about hairy pits - eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!! :gob:

Hmmmmm maybe I'm not a feminist afterall :shifty: Although I do believe there are different extremes of feminists as there are different extremes of chauvinists.

[Mr Skid]

You forget the bit about hairy pits - eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!! :gob:


Hmmmmm maybe I'm not a feminist afterall :shifty: Although I do believe there are different extremes of feminists as there are different extremes of chauvinists.

heh, I think I've encountered every feminist extreme while doing an arts degree - from the lipstick lesbians to the scary hairies *shudder*

Are there any real frightening examples in your papers CSL?

[What?]

...I do believe there are different extremes of feminists as there are different extremes of chauvinists.
And different extremes of extremists... :whistle:

[Ms Piggy]

Are there any real frightening examples in your papers CSL?

Tee hee. Nah there aren't at all. We're all pretty straight froward straight women.

I flat with 2 lesbians but they're both pretty unscary too.

[Ms Piggy]

And different extremes of extremists... :whistle:

I don't look at being a feminist as being an extremist.

[What?]

I don't look at being a feminist as being an extremist.
:niceone: Doesn't matter what you are, as soon as you become extremist, you lose credibility with all except other extremists.
As you didn't attack me for posting that cheap joke, I can assume that not only are not an extremist, but that you also have a sense of humour. Top stuff! There's too many serious people in this world (and some of them are extremely serious).

[Ms Piggy]

:niceone: Doesn't matter what you are, as soon as you become extremist, you lose credibility with all except other extremists.
As you didn't attack me for posting that cheap joke, I can assume that not only are not an extremist, but that you also have a sense of humour. Top stuff! There's too many serious people in this world (and some of them are extremely serious).
I can be nauseatingly serious at times but, I think (hope!) that you were just making a light hearted joke. I have some strong views but have learnt that there is a time and a place to speak up...normally when I'm with a bunch of peoplewho agree with me!! :whistle: Much simpler that way :D

[What?]

...I think (hope!) that you were just making a light hearted joke...
Absolutely.
I ride a BMW, but I can still call them Bavarian Money Wasters.
My blonde sister has a huge list of blonde jokes.
You have to laugh, or you go crazy...

But I will NOT post the only other feminist joke I know. That would cause offense, and not just to feminists

[Mongoose]

Absolutely.
I ride a BMW, but I can still call them Bavarian Money Wasters.
My blonde sister has a huge list of blonde jokes.
You have to laugh, or you go crazy...

But I will NOT post the only other feminist joke I know. That would cause offense, and not just to feminists

Go on, I dare ya, give them the :headbang: and go for it! :Pokey:

[Ms Piggy]

But I will NOT post the only other feminist joke I know. That would cause offense, and not just to feminists

Well what was the other joke then?? If ya can't laugh at yourself it's a sad, sad world.


Go on, I dare ya, give them the :headbang: and go for it! :Pokey:

I'm with Mongoose. :)

[riffer]

Well what was the other joke then?? If ya can't laugh at yourself it's a sad, sad world.



I'm with Mongoose. :)
Me too. I managed to handle all of Lynda's baby jokes... :whistle:

[Motu]

Living on Waiheke Island in the 80s and 90s we saw plenty of extremists of every type.The dykes were the most defensive/agressive - ''I told you we shouldn't of got a man to do it,they always try to rip you off''. Some didn't give a shit and they were a bit of fun because they could laugh about it.The two chicks who started a welding business were funny - they reckoned the colourful sparks were pretty,still a bit of girl in there I think.

[What?]

Oh, all right then.

It is disgusting, though.

KK - don't look. It will corrupt you.


Really, go away....


Q: What is the difference between a feminist and a female ice hockey player?

A: The ice hockey player changes her pads after the second period.

[Cajun]

should i a laugh, or what, that not that funny, or sexist i don't think

[Ms Piggy]

Oh, all right then.

It is disgusting, though.

KK - don't look. It will corrupt you.


Really, go away....


Q: What is the difference between a feminist and a female ice hockey player?

A: The ice hockey player changes her pads after the second period.

:killingme Ewwwwwwww groooooooooooosssssssssss!

[Mongoose]

:killingme Ewwwwwwww groooooooooooosssssssssss!

But you were warned and still wanted it told :devil2:

[Big Dog]

Heres a hint. If men unite and say "Only men can iron shirts, it is a job that only men can do & woman are useless at it...woman don't even come close to acheiving a nicely starched perfectly ironed shirt" and that
the iron is a mans priviledge

You will get your shirt ironed from now on "COS SHE CAN AND CHOOSES TO"


(chauvinists annoy me but so do OTT feminists)
Year one, pillion tried when asked to iron shirts but kept burning them.
Year 2 stopped asking, stopped letting her use the iron at all.
Year 2.5 she does the ironing when I'm not home and pretends they came out of the drier like that. :not:
Year 3.5 She insists on dooing the ironing if I put it on creased but refuses if I ask.

[MOTOXXX]

man look at my thread go

up to four pages. :banana:

[What?]

[QUOTE=Celtic_Sea_lily]:killingme QUOTE]
I like your style, CSL. :spudwave:

[What?]

should i a laugh, or what, that not that funny, or sexist i don't think
The guys I got it from won a prize in a radio competition with it...

[Ms Piggy]

[QUOTE=Celtic_Sea_lily]:killingme QUOTE]
I like your style, CSL. :spudwave:
Style - ooooo I say! Why TY!

Here's something for you fellas.

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THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME.. MEN STRIKE BACK! ! ! ! ! ! !

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened when she brings it.

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those evolutionary things that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts a sentence with A man once told me.

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How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

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Why do men fart more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

A woman who won't do what she's told.

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I married a Miss Right.

I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.

It's called a Wedding Cake.

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Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.

Then God created Man and rested.

Then God created Woman.

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

:msn-wink:

[Big Dog]

washing machine,
fridge,
dishwasher,
freezer,
woman.

Wich is the odd one out and why?

[Hitcher]

washing machine,
fridge,
dishwasher,
freezer,
woman.

Wich is the odd one out and why?
I hope this isn't anything to do with the noise of taking your meat out, because that would be REALLY offensive...

[Big Dog]

I hope this isn't anything to do with the noise of taking your meat out, because that would be REALLY offensive...
I was looking for the difference no the similarity, but why was the meat in the diswasher? Honky Hangi?

[Ms Piggy]

washing machine,
fridge,
dishwasher,
freezer,
woman.

Wich is the odd one out and why?

I know! I know! The washing machine cos it doesn't belong in the kitchen! :wacko:

[Big Dog]

I know! I know! The washing machine cos it doesn't belong in the kitchen! :wacko:
Close but no cigar :moon: :killingme

[Blakamin]

The woman coz you only have to flick a switch to turn the others on?

[toads]

The woman coz you only have to flick a switch to turn the others on?

well at least you are asute enough to actually know this.

[Big Dog]

The woman coz you only have to flick a switch to turn the others on?
:buggerd: Nup!

[Blakamin]

well at least you are asute enough to actually know this.


dunno about astute.... "engaged" was the word i would've used :D

[Ms Piggy]

Hey DB - give us the punch line!

[Big Dog]

Hey DB - give us the punch line!I was enjoying the replies but,
the Stove is the odd one out. The rest leak when fucked :shifty:

[Blakamin]

hehehehehe :laugh:

[pete376403]

In keeping with the spirit of this thread... :D