What bikers do when they're not riding!!! [Archive]

u4ea

25th February 2007, 23:18

um dognbikes offered to fix my fuel problem in the gs(BIG thankyou by the way:yes: )so after it had taken a while of re-newing the lines and establishing what should be where it was a case of hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm

the lawn mower had been sitting out all day waiting to be used but other things had taken priority...sooooooo out comes the remote contol jeep....and dogs has this thing wizzing round the yard ,on the back wheels and spitting up grass and just when I thought it coulnt get any funnier.........the lawn mower gets started up and theres the lad.............mowing a perfect circle around the clothes line for the jeep:killingme :killingme

unfortunatly the said jeep decided to run out of juice so it was all in vain....:crybaby:

maybe dogs can uplaod a pic of this jeep so you can all see it......some things are about boys and their toys!!!!!!:whistle:

mstriumph

25th February 2007, 23:23

i painted the fence

---- boring in comparison!

riffer

26th February 2007, 07:28

Yeah, bikes in the garage in bits awaiting the arrival of the new carbs, so there was nothing else for it.

Got out the pushbikes and went riding!

lb99

26th February 2007, 09:36

Although, I did need a couple of (2 hour) trips to get supplies:scooter:

Macktheknife

26th February 2007, 11:12

What do bikers do when they are not riding?:

Mostly they just seem to hang out on KB! lol
Looks like it was fun anyway U4ea, good luck.

dogsnbikes

26th February 2007, 12:29

yeah but who was trying to wrap her legs around it

u4ea

26th February 2007, 12:34

:gob:
yeah but who was trying to wrap her legs around it

you had that damm thing wizzing all over the place dood!!!!!!!was more a case of run while ya can!!!!!:chase:

marty

26th February 2007, 12:50

when i'm not riding......

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k182/nzmarty/10000ft.jpg

u4ea

26th February 2007, 12:55

when i'm not riding......

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k182/nzmarty/10000ft.jpg

aww Marty that loks like far too much fun!!!!!:yes:

dogsnbikes

26th February 2007, 12:56

Bloody hard to run with your legs spared:Punk:
and just what were your intentions with the leaf blower:confused:

u4ea

26th February 2007, 12:59

Bloody hard to run with your legs spared:Punk:
and just what were your intentions with the leaf blower:confused:

:laugh: :lol: :D :nya: :killingme :killingme :rofl: :moon:

Mrs Busa Pete

26th February 2007, 13:36

Well my biker mowed half the lawn done half the garden and clean half of the car so now they are sitting waiting for the other half's to be done maybe he will finish them this weekend because i told him no riding until they are finished.:yes:

Mrs Busa Pete

26th February 2007, 16:50

Mom

26th February 2007, 16:55

Mrs Busa Pete

26th February 2007, 17:07

being equal and all that half each only fear

Fine you had better go and clean the toilet do the washing, wash floors cook the dinner oh and dont forget to do the ironing. oh one other thing can you change the beding it needs changing

chanceyy

26th February 2007, 20:06

Bloody hard to run with your legs spared:Punk:
and just what were your intentions with the leaf blower:confused:

gezzzz girl methinks you was holding out on me ... LOL is that why the bike took so long to fix,

feeding your other fetish .. :innocent: :shutup:

ohh did you not tell dogs about that ... :D :dodge:

Motoracer

26th February 2007, 20:16

Spent Sat from morning till night with the girlie. Properly watched a sunset for the 1st time in my life from an awesome spot with the best company.

Sunday, went to Waiheke with her and walked all around the beaches and witnessed another amazing sunset with lots of great chats and not a single second of a dull moment.

Haven't been on a bike for a little while now. I don't mind that too much till I get to heal properly.

Riding is awesome but life outside it is awesome too.

0arbreaka

26th February 2007, 20:26

when im not riding, im usually rowing..

Busy

26th February 2007, 21:14

Biking is my stress relief

I need it from doing up a house and making a 4 wheel custom (http://www.munchtech.com/bedford/) as well as all the other hobbies/interests I have. I just need to win lotto

dogsnbikes

26th February 2007, 22:16

Oh No chanccey she showed me

u4ea

26th February 2007, 22:39

:gob:
Oh No chanccey she showed me

next time Ill take those remote controls and Ill show you alright!!!!!Game on!!:bleh: :doobey: :nya:

dogsnbikes

26th February 2007, 22:59

chanceyy

27th February 2007, 07:18

Your on and the play area just got alot bigger today guess that means wheels and steering need fitting to your leaf blower :confused: this I will have too see....so how long will:scooter: be in the garage this time :shifty:

one more thing BYO batteries next time :innocent:

keep it seemly please this is a family show ... may need to change this thread to a R18 :love:

& a leaf blower is that your special toy there dogs ?????????????????????????:innocent: I hear its only a weeeeeeeeeeeeee blower !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:shutup:

u4ea

27th February 2007, 08:32

:yes: hmmmmmm I think the bike is ready for some modifications so next rainy day it will be in the shed :o ....might take off the can and attach that blower..should do the trick quite nicely!!!!might make little janomi sound like a real bike afterall:shifty: ..and as an after thought maybe I could jump start the said Jeep with the bike.:spudbooge .....no batteries required!!!!!!:nya:

dogsnbikes

27th February 2007, 08:53

:rockon: :spanking: you have seen my special toy (chanceyy) and you know its not a leaf blower...but the small nozzle is good to get into your hard too reach places:banana:

dogsnbikes

27th February 2007, 09:12

if your doing that lets just paint your:scooter: like a buzzy bee attach a set of spinners and call you queeen bee:drinknsin

:beer:

chanceyy

27th February 2007, 11:33

:rockon: :spanking: you have seen my special toy (chanceyy) and you know its not a leaf blower...but the small nozzle is good to get into your hard too reach places:banana:

have I ??????? :killingme

small nozzles really do not do the job you know dogs .. the bigger the better it fills all those empty spaces :blip:

chanceyy

27th February 2007, 11:35

if your doing that lets just paint your:scooter: like a buzzy bee attach a set of spinners and call you queeen bee:drinknsin

:beer:

but yours is such a lovely shade of yellow would be such a shame to upsurp her ..

think u4ea should go for hot candy apple red .. being a :devil2: & all ;):banana: :banana: :banana:

98tls

27th February 2007, 20:36

have I ??????? :killingme

small nozzles really do not do the job you know dogs .. the bigger the better it fills all those empty spaces :blip: Typical nob islanders B............dont know what ends for what..............

chanceyy

27th February 2007, 20:40

Typical nob islanders B............dont know what ends for what..............

does know but its much more fun to pretend that one doesn't cause things get misconstrued & taken outta context makes for hellishly funny reading ;) :dodge: :shutup: :Punk:

dogsnbikes

27th February 2007, 21:25

well I guess the nobs and the SOH are bigger in the nob island :banana: :banana: :banana: and chancyy I have bigger attractions hidden in the shed

:innocent:

chanceyy

27th February 2007, 21:33

well I guess the nobs and the SOH are bigger in the nob island :banana: :banana: :banana: and chancyy I have bigger attractions hidden in the shed

:innocent:

:killingme the only prob is the attraction is going away :blip:

dogsnbikes

27th February 2007, 21:53

yes but like all good things return :scooter:and you will be able too start your cleaning duties :drinkup:

But for all reading this dribble the questions goes out too all

Are we old because we play too much or is it because we stop playing we get old?

chanceyy

27th February 2007, 21:57

yes but like all good things return :scooter:and you will be able too start your cleaning duties :drinkup:

you can not afford me .. :yes: :nono:

But for all reading this dribble the questions goes out too all

Are we old because we play too much or is it because we stop playing we get old?

its because we stop playing that we get old .. :innocent:

dogsnbikes

27th February 2007, 22:07

I didnt think $1:50 was that much these days

chanceyy

27th February 2007, 22:11

I didnt think $1:50 was that much these days

laffing well mate that would not even buy me a rum .. so nope would not even wake up for that amount :nya:

anyhow you look great in your cleaning apron .. with ya arse out the back & frilly bits .. its more fun watching you clean .. pass us another drink there U4ea :Punk: :innocent:

u4ea

28th February 2007, 02:54

laffing well mate that would not even buy me a rum .. so nope would not even wake up for that amount :nya:

anyhow you look great in your cleaning apron .. with ya arse out the back & frilly bits .. its more fun watching you clean .. pass us another drink there U4ea :Punk: :innocent:

ooooooo do I hear a hint of a wine and cheese evening.????.:innocent: ....hmmmmm I know whats got good legs:devil2: but Ill let the savvy breathe and the champers chill......brie and crackers too......Ill pay $1.50 to see dogs in an apron......better hope its not a cold night:blip: :corn: :nya:

chanceyy

28th February 2007, 18:33

ooooooo do I hear a hint of a wine and cheese evening.????.:innocent: ....hmmmmm I know whats got good legs:devil2: but Ill let the savvy breathe and the champers chill......brie and crackers too......Ill pay $1.50 to see dogs in an apron......better hope its not a cold night:blip: :corn: :nya:

hmmm dunno bout that wine bit .. I need educating being a spirit kinda girl

now that could be a bit of an education need to make sure we have the proof recorded for later bribes,

mstriumph

28th February 2007, 19:10

.................Are we old because we play too much or is it because we stop playing we get old?
:sunny:

Those that the gods love die young no matter how old they be .... anon

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.
Dorothy Canfield Fisher

skidMark

28th February 2007, 19:15

What bikers do when they're not riding!!!

answer: me personally....get all depressed that i'm not out riding,

then go to sleep dreaming of racing nz superbikes. passing slight and stroud.

is that normal?

dogsnbikes

28th February 2007, 19:56

would be as normal as waking up and finding your bike has giving birth to a clone

skidMark

28th February 2007, 20:01

would be as normal as waking up and finding your bike has giving birth to a clone

two hondas in the garage, shit ones bad enough

dogsnbikes

28th February 2007, 20:01

better hope its a cold night as the apron will look more like a teepee

yep bring the rum as long as its appletons and wine as long as its red :innocent:

skidMark

28th February 2007, 20:04

better hope its a cold night as the apron will look more like a teepee

yep bring the rum as long as its appletons and wine as long as its red :innocent:

you did what with a gerbil? :gob:

(aka. youve completely lost me)

dogsnbikes

28th February 2007, 20:04

:gob: sold mine last nite now freedom honda has a whole new meaning:rockon:

dogsnbikes

28th February 2007, 20:06

cost you $1:50

skidMark

28th February 2007, 20:11

:gob: sold mine last nite now freedom honda has a whole new meaning:rockon:

how i envy you i have to buy my mates one cus i crashed it lol

chanceyy

28th February 2007, 20:14

better hope its a cold night as the apron will look more like a teepee

yep bring the rum as long as its appletons and wine as long as its red :innocent:

well got home tonite to find a 40 ounce bottle of ...... on my doorstep .. sighs gotta love freinds who go through duty free :D

so I am all set for our wine & spirits evening .. when is it ??

dogsnbikes

28th February 2007, 20:18

YLWDUC

28th February 2007, 20:21

when i'm not riding......

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k182/nzmarty/10000ft.jpg

I reckon the view from 200 ft is much better.........

Blatant advertising push: The Air Force is having an open day on Saturday. We have a few big jets from Aussie and one H.U.G.E C-17 visiting. Flying display practise is on tomorrow at 11am.

And now back to your regularly scheduled, 200ft, 350kts....

chanceyy

28th February 2007, 20:22

HNKLY is spending the nite away from home(maybe a few nites):no: needs more than a bandaid .....this werid thing is happening what ever it is how does on stop it .....bloody hell I'm cleaning :shit:

thinks its time I built a dragstrip in the garage :msn-wink:

ohhh cleaning huh .. well I have plenty of cleaning here to do :whistle: & a clutch basket to look at .. hmmm lawns to mow ..

u4ea what jobs you got waiting hon ???

dogsnbikes

28th February 2007, 20:23

your place friday while you at work sounds like a go:yes:

dogsnbikes

28th February 2007, 20:27

lol dont ask u4ea the list will never stop and boys toyz dont do balck in xtra large

chanceyy

28th February 2007, 20:29

your place friday while you at work sounds like a go:yes:

sounds like a plan to me .. I will be in welly all day so to come home to all my jobs done will be a bonus ... must remember to take all the alcohol with me :D

dogsnbikes

28th February 2007, 20:31

saw one whizzing around shannon today and isnt 200ft abit close to a honda

chanceyy

28th February 2007, 20:31

lol dont ask u4ea the list will never stop and boys toyz dont do balck in xtra large

lmfao .. u4ea & i can get together & build a longgggggggggggggggg list no probs ... ;) she can supervise ;)

dogsnbikes

28th February 2007, 20:33

no booze no work u4ea will be keen

chanceyy

28th February 2007, 20:34

no booze no work u4ea will be keen

booze after work is done .. U4ea can drink while she supervises ;)

dogsnbikes

28th February 2007, 20:34

dont know if I like the look of her catstail tho

dogsnbikes

28th February 2007, 20:37

lol so not much supervision will be going on oh yeah

chanceyy

28th February 2007, 20:40

dont know if I like the look of her catstail tho

your only worried about her catstail .. wait til i lend her my riding crop & spurs LOL

lol so not much supervision will be going on oh yeah

nods .. yeah she will have the keys to the alcohol fridge .. & keep you on rations

u4ea

28th February 2007, 20:42

dont know if I like the look of her catstail tho

well I can supervise while you lot do the work...no probs there..:innocent: and as far vas my strap on goes dont worry i dont share my toys!!!!:shutup:

chanceyy

28th February 2007, 20:45

well I can supervise while you lot do the work...no probs there..:innocent: and as far vas my strap on goes dont worry i dont share my toys!!!!:shutup:

nice of you to join us LOL :yes: ... lol you should share toys hon .. can i borrow them:shutup: .. ohh wait thats pointless at present . :innocent:

goes & looks at my bike again ................. yup thats much more satisfying :yes: :love:

dogsnbikes

28th February 2007, 20:46

:Punk: thats cool I am use too them:innocent: and in this state of mind with cleaning I didnt even notice I had on pink gloves :gob:

What ever happens too you never let your bike leave home with out you its just not safe:shutup:

chanceyy

28th February 2007, 20:53

:Punk: pink gloves :gob:

What ever happens too you never let your bike leave home with out you its just not safe:shutup:

:killingme :killingme pink gloves :killingme :killingme ohh they will look so nice with the frilly apron

my bike will never leave home without me ... :nono: :nono: :nono:

dogsnbikes

28th February 2007, 20:59

Chanceyy and u4ea you keen for fridaynite drags my place will build track thrusday

u4ea

28th February 2007, 21:05

Chanceyy and u4ea you keen for fridaynite drags my place will build track thrusday

oh hell yer.......game on .....:yes: I ll have the general Lee ruling the domain!!!!!!!:Punk:

dogsnbikes

28th February 2007, 21:08

lol I will twike the motor just for you

chanceyy

28th February 2007, 21:08

oh hell yer.......game on .....:yes: I ll have the general Lee ruling the domain!!!!!!!:Punk:

sounds like a plan ... I will be staying in shannon all weekend anyhow .. but not sure what time i will get back fr wellywood

u4ea we going up together hon ?

dogsnbikes

28th February 2007, 21:15

better rig up that extra lighting aye didnt know shannon had become a tourist destination

chanceyy

28th February 2007, 21:18

better rig up that extra lighting aye didnt know shannon had become a tourist destination

:killingme tourist destination :killingme
& plenty of lighting where i am staying ... looking after 4 cows 4 horses (incl my two) & 2 of 7 dogs ...

u4ea

28th February 2007, 21:25

sounds like a plan ... I will be staying in shannon all weekend anyhow .. but not sure what time i will get back fr wellywood

u4ea we going up together hon ?

sounds like an evil plan!!:yes:

u4ea

28th February 2007, 21:37

lol I will twike the motor just for you
hmm sounds like itll be rigged to me!!!:Pokey: :Playnice: bet Ill get a good run up then the wheels will fly off.........:weep:

u4ea

28th February 2007, 22:40

Damm :doh: just realised I have a meeting this Friday night in Levin so might have to bail on the General Lee this time.........

chanceyy

1st March 2007, 19:34

Damm :doh: just realised I have a meeting this Friday night in Levin so might have to bail on the General Lee this time.........

:shit: bail ??:shit: hmm nope dunna think that is an option :dodge:

Toaster

1st March 2007, 19:43

when i'm not riding......

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k182/nzmarty/10000ft.jpg

Oh dude.... so cool.

Toaster

1st March 2007, 19:44

SWEET avatar dude. Very nice!

u4ea

16th March 2007, 22:04

56335 :Punk: now who could this poor wee man be .....and oh the look of shock that it doesnt feel like a triumph!:shutup:

chanceyy

16th March 2007, 22:08

56335 :Punk: now who could this poor wee man be .....and oh the look of shock that it doesnt feel like a triumph!:shutup:

ohh your an evil woman am guessing a :spanking: might be in order when somone gets off a boat LOL :dodge:

dogsnbikes

16th March 2007, 22:21

Well as smacking is deemed banned at least we can opt for spanking as its now a user pays socitey I will send you a bill

scumdog

16th March 2007, 22:25

Hmm, I kill things - or drive things - or ticket things.

When I'm not riding.

I think.

chanceyy

16th March 2007, 22:26

Well as smacking is deemed banned at least we can opt for spanking as its now a user pays socitey I will send you a bill

well yes smacking is no longer pc .. however a spanking is still acceptable ;)

u4ea

16th March 2007, 22:28

Well as smacking is deemed banned at least we can opt for spanking as its now a user pays socitey I will send you a bill

Oh gooooodie:whistle: .while everyones off spanking:spanking: Ill run off with Gollem the green demon :blip: as Ive still got some two stroke round the place........hehehe:p

chanceyy

16th March 2007, 22:29

Hmm, I kill things - or drive things - or ticket things.

When I'm not riding.

I think.

& torment those who try to dodge the boys in blue ... LOL now that has to be so much fun ;)

chanceyy

16th March 2007, 22:30

Oh gooooodie:whistle: .while everyones off spanking:spanking: Ill run off with Gollem the green demon :blip: as Ive still got some two stroke round the place........hehehe:p

hahahahaha now that would be a sight i would love to see .. brings camera & video to get for prosperity ( & blackmail)

u4ea

16th March 2007, 22:35

Hmm, I kill things - or drive things - or ticket things.

When I'm not riding.

I think.

geeeeeeeeeeeeese......glad I dont live in your neck o the woods .:dodge: .you'de chase me down,:wacko: run me over:eek5: then give me a tiket for loitering in the gutter:crazy: !!.....youre such a meanie scumdog!!
:Pokey:

dogsnbikes

16th March 2007, 22:39

Two Strokes is that all you need wow your easily satisfied so I guess one and half strokes would be tourcher

scumdog

16th March 2007, 22:40

geeeeeeeeeeeeese......glad I dont live in your neck o the woods .:dodge: .you'de chase me down,:wacko: run me over:eek5: then give me a tiket for loitering in the gutter:crazy: !!.....youre such a meanie scumdog!!
:Pokey:

yeah, and I'm even worse when sober..........:innocent:

u4ea

16th March 2007, 22:42

Two Strokes is that all you need wow your easily satisfied so I guess one and half strokes would be tourcher

:gob: :chase: .......

u4ea

16th March 2007, 22:45

yeah, and I'm even worse when sober..........:innocent:

hmm think I might have to go down there under cover as a real polite good mannered biker lady.......:lol: :D :killingme :killingme :killingme so I dont get any mean coppers picking on meee

scumdog

16th March 2007, 22:48

hmm think I might have to go down there under cover as a real polite good mannered biker lady.......:lol: :D :killingme :killingme :killingme so I dont get any mean coppers picking on meee

ooooh, ya sound too good to ever meet me!!!