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V4ME
1st March 2007, 12:38
Sorry if it is a repost - but since I could not find anything - here goes...

Can the English language survive after Bush?

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." George W. Bush
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared ' ". George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow." George W. Bush
"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe We are a part of Europe. "
George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy." George W. Bush
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." George W. Bush
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority." George W. Bush
Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children. George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. " George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." George W. Bush
Sniper
1st March 2007, 13:16
Very good.....
idleidolidyll
1st March 2007, 13:21
Very good.....

I think it's a disgrace that Helen Clark is off to suck up to this idiot soon
Guitana
1st March 2007, 13:24
AAAh George you are da bomb!!!!

Watchout for Helen and her Strap-on!!!!!!!:gob: :shutup: :shutup: :shit: :shit:
Macktheknife
1st March 2007, 16:02
Very good, I can't believe that some Muslim extremist hasn't managed to top this wanker yet.
Waylander
1st March 2007, 17:13
Very good, I can't believe that some Muslim extremist hasn't managed to top this wanker yet.
Given enough time I think an American might take him out. Fortunately only 1 more year to go.

Unfortunately it looks like Hillary will be in. Fortunately someone is more than likely to shoot her within the first few weeks.
What?
2nd March 2007, 06:11
Given enough time I think an American might take him out. Fortunately only 1 more year to go.

Unfortunately it looks like Hillary will be in. Fortunately someone is more than likely to shoot her within the first few weeks.

Unfortunately, the American taxpayer will pay heavily for the trial. Fortunately, the case...
idleidolidyll
2nd March 2007, 09:50
Unfortunately, the American taxpayer will pay heavily for the trial. Fortunately, the case...

hey, just do a mussolini on his arse and get it over with fast
Quartermile
2nd March 2007, 10:21
Are these those Bushism things or whatever
Damon
2nd March 2007, 10:50
what a tool
Swoop
2nd March 2007, 11:46
I have to feel sorry for Dubya. Having to meet "the bitch".
Hopefully some nice terrorist will crash a plane into their meeting room and do two countries a favour!
Toaster
2nd March 2007, 12:06
AAAh George you are da bomb!!!!

Watchout for Helen and her Strap-on!!!!!!!:gob: :shutup: :shutup: :shit: :shit:

oooooh BAD mental picture!!!! argh!!
slinky
2nd March 2007, 12:30
He just doesn't know what to say!
so he takes the plainly obvious and breaks it down for everyone. In most ways making things seem intelligent to 'his fellow americans.'
Guitana
2nd March 2007, 12:40
oooooh BAD mental picture!!!! argh!!

Righto George this wont hurt a bit!!!
Guitana
2nd March 2007, 12:42
He just doesn't know what to say!
so he takes the plainly obvious and breaks it down for everyone. In most ways making things seem intelligent to 'his fellow americans.'

AAAhhhhh you mean dumbing it down for the masses!!!!!

A bit like the NCEA!!!!!!!