Dating site for farmers

[WRT]

Obviously set up for frustrated farmers and students in the South Island.

http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/

[Riff Raff]

How did you find that Walt?

[scumdog]

How did you find that Walt?

My mate works in a travel-agency, he can't believe the number of North Islanders heading this way for a sheep - and Walt is one of 'em.

[kiwifruit]

and who could blame him, great site with some hot baaaabes

[MSTRS]

Oh dear....they don't market velcro gloves...or gumboots.

[PuppetMaster]

apparently the site is down at present, flooded from the Hamilton Exchange.

[WRT]

How did you find that Walt?

I found it slightly offensive, but very funny. How did you find it? ;)


My mate works in a travel-agency, he can't believe the number of North Islanders heading this way for a sheep - and Walt is one of 'em.

Mind if I borrow your velcro gloves and gummys? MSTRS reckons they are hard to come by there . . .

[Ixion]

Pfft. That's going to a complete flop. How many sheep have internet access ?

[Kornholio]

OMFG LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.... hmmmm How ewe doin? :/

[Biohazard]

Pfft. That's going to a complete flop. How many sheep have internet access ?

Oh yeah now thats a good point :shutup:

[scumdog]

Mind if I borrow your velcro gloves and gummys? MSTRS reckons they are hard to come by there . . .

I'm not surprised - all the North Islanders heading down this way have snapped up all the available velcro gloves and gummys, however I'm sure there's bound to be a jilted North Islander or two heading home with their head bowed that will gladly pass on their almost unused gloves & gummys.

[Mr Merde]

I have it on reliable information that the hardest part about making out with a sheep is the fact that her mother may be watching. Tends to put one of their STROKE, I'm told.

[MSTRS]

I have it on reliable information that the hardest part about making out with a sheep is the fact that her mother may be watching. Tends to put one of their STROKE, I'm told.

That's what wire fences are for. Stops 'em turning around. (so Cowpoos says)

[-df-]

so wrong...and so freaking funny...lol'd at that one

[Swoop]

That's going to a complete flop. How many sheep have internet access ?
How many Telecon customers are there??? They are being led around like sheep by the lies told to them...

[Guitana]

If only sheep could cook bacon and eggs and open beer cans!!!!!

[Laava]

Best I get down there sharpish. Don't want to get an ugly one!

[Blairos]

however I'm sure there's bound to be a jilted North Islander or two heading home with their head bowed that will gladly pass on their almost unused gloves & gummys.

Yep - I only used mine once... on this one in Omaaaaaaa-ram-a :blip:

[JimO]

Yep - I only used mine once... on this one in Omaaaaaaa-ram-a :blip:


thats a RAM man..... you a bender?????

[lb99]

thats fuckin funny

[sidecar bob]

Laughed my ass off when i went to sign up & the only country you can click on is New Zealand.

[PHANTOM RyDER]

:scooter: stop fucking sheep you south islanders!..oh and dont red rep me please:rockon: :dodge: