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Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)
2nd March 2007, 16:07
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them.

For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant in her lap! "Helen, why didn't you write when you learned you were pregnant?" he cried. "I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!" "Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin' and talkin' and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer!"

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There's some things even a blonde won't do.

Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

Toaster
2nd March 2007, 16:09
That's just brilliant!

mstriumph
2nd March 2007, 16:41
brilliant!!!! :sunny:

Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)
2nd March 2007, 21:41
I was working for a real prick today but managed to shut my mouth and be sickenly sweet to him!!! I think he even felt ashamed of his behaviour - he's such a child - a crisis on his part does not constitute one on mine.

No one wants to work for him - terrified of him - I ignore him and give him a look and I'm sure he knows what I am thinking "u fn childish pratt - play ya power games - means jack shit to me" I just don't take his crap on board!!
So I needed to have a laugh and a dig at lawyers at the same time!!

Macktheknife
6th March 2007, 16:13
Why don't sharks eat lawyers.....?









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