Off the rails 13, 14, 15 April - Middlemarch

[woodybee]

Yey bring this one on:yes: I cant friggin wait to smell those oh so sweet, sheep shit in that confined shed.:gob: :sick:

Seriously though a fab setting in Middlemarch and the venue was fab, good to be able to see people at Rallies (March Hare take note).

So, whose up for it eh eh eh.

Bring on the beer, good looking blokes and bikes that make you go ooo:clap: :beer: :not: :drinknsin :yeah: :spudwave:

Coi 4 now

Woodybee.

No time to pine, coz time is mine, live long and party hard,

in fact party till the sheep come home, coz they stay out later than cows:killingme

[Ghost_Bullet]

I am torn on this one... Mokihinui, or Off the Rails. I am still floating in midair!:mellow:

[NighthawkNZ]

I am torn on this one... Mokihinui, or Off the Rails. I am still floating in midair!:mellow:

I need an entry form????

[scumdog]

I need an entry form????

Did you try M&V?
Normally they have them on the counter as per my earlier message on another thread.

If not we have one here now (eventually!) so in case I haven't already got the number could you PM me your fax No. and I'll send you an entry form copy.

[idb]

Hmmmm...just might make the effort to come to this one.
Crikey, I forgot, I'll be away to Europe and The Isle Of Man two weeks after that!!!

Funny how things slip your mind.

[NighthawkNZ]

Did you try M&V?
Normally they have them on the counter as per my earlier message on another thread.

If not we have one here now (eventually!) so in case I haven't already got the number could you PM me your fax No. and I'll send you an entry form copy.

I did get that message, but unfotunately I haven't had a chance yet... Honda Otago didn't have any (they at the bottom of my street on the way home bugger...)

[miSTa]

I am torn on this one... Mokihinui, or Off the Rails. I am still floating in midair!:mellow:
They're on different weekends Q...


I need an entry form????
Tried www.bikerallys.co.nz yet? (They have a copy)


Hmmmm...just might make the effort to come to this one.
Crikey, I forgot, I'll be away to Europe and The Isle Of Man two weeks after that!!!

Funny how things slip your mind.
Crikey, your getting forgetful in your old age! Fancy forgetting about something so trivial as a European tour and the Isle of Man on the Darmah, bastard. :laugh:



I'll be going. Don't know if Mrs S is - supposed to be working that weekend. But at least you'll have the pleasure of my company. :yes:

[Ghost_Bullet]

They're on different weekends Q...

Tried www.bikerallys.co.nz yet? (They have a copy)

MMM you are a frekin bright spark:shutup: , ya see I was going on talk earlier on, like weeks ago, and well mmmm, that all made sense for me to choose(with them on the same weekend), now I do not have to so much choose, but to negotiate a weekend pass:yes: .
Now it is all give and take, and me have been taking alot getting away to these rallies, and Mrs Ghost will be wanting payback, and my fear is what that might be!!!!:shit:

I went to that site meself looking for the entry form, that site still not updated.... no form there.:mellow:

[miSTa]

I went to that site meself looking for the entry form, that site still not updated.... no form there.:mellow:
Do want me to fill it in for you as well...:apint:

[NighthawkNZ]

Do want to fill it in for you as well...:apint:

yes... can you pay for it too... and my petrol and my booze, and and... oh never mind :rofl:

[miSTa]

yes... can you pay for it too... and my petrol and my booze, and and... oh never mind :rofl:
Let me think about that for a nanosecond - no!

[Ghost_Bullet]

Do want to fill it in for you as well...:apint:

Damn, you did not get it from that bike rallies site did you?
10.30am gates unlocked.... hope that does mean that you cannot get out till then on the Sunday....
If I go to this one, I think it will be down Sat and back Sun. As long as I can get in an out of course... that means both, out of home and into rally, and back again... :mellow:


:Punk:

[NighthawkNZ]

Let me think about that for a nanosecond - no!

worth a try... if you don't ask you don't get... :)

[miSTa]

Damn, you did not get it from that bike rallies site did you?
Yep I did.

[Ghost_Bullet]

Yep I did.
Oh so you emailed for it???
I just get this as the first para'

"Bike Rallys site is currently being changed around abit (obviously) and updated (hopefully obviously), so bear with me here while construction goes on."

And I see nop clicky place to get nothin... :zzzz:

[NighthawkNZ]

Yep I did.

I must be going blind... I didn't see it on bikerally site :scratch:

[miSTa]

Oh so you emailed for it???
I just get this as the first para'

"Bike Rallys site is currently being changed around abit (obviously) and updated (hopefully obviously), so bear with me here while construction goes on."

And I see nop clicky place to get nothin... :zzzz:


I must be going blind... I didn't see it on bikerally site :scratch:
Buggered if I know why you two are having troubles...must be IE users...:bleh:

http://www.bikerallys.co.nz/Files/Off%20Rails%202007.pdf

[NighthawkNZ]

must be IE users...:bleh:


Not this kid... :blah:

[Ghost_Bullet]

Buggered if I know why you two are having troubles...must be IE users...:bleh:

http://www.bikerallys.co.nz/Files/Off%20Rails%202007.pdf

http://www.bikerallys.co.nz/Files/ well I can get see some now whe changing the address, but the front page still dont show nothin...

[FREE2B]

http://www.bikerallys.co.nz/Files/ well I can get see some now whe changing the address, but the front page still dont show nothin...

Worked fine for me :yes: thanx Mr S

[botb]

Yep think i will attend this one link worked fine have the form in my hot little hand :innocent: and i will be able to ride to this bugger :rockon:

[xknuts]

Yep think i will attend this one link worked fine have the form in my hot little hand :innocent: and i will be able to ride to this bugger :rockon:
Beware, can be real chilly at night. Be a Boy scout!

[NighthawkNZ]

Beware, can be real chilly

is that anything like red hot chilly peppers :scratch: or just dam cold...:dodge:

[scumdog]

Beware, can be real chilly at night. Be a Boy scout!

Or bring a Boy Scout - if you're that way bent!

[miSTa]

Or bring a Boy Scout - if you're that way bent!
Or if your name is scumdog!



Well I've got the Friday off work so I'll be heading on down then and most probably without Mrs S who has to work. Time to unwind...

[NighthawkNZ]

Well I've got the Friday off work so I'll be heading on down then...

Which way do you reckon you will go... you could come meet up with the Dunedin Day Riders and ride the Middlemarch road with us... :-) I like that road on a nice day.

I will most likely finish work at 3pm (ish) and it is still only a maybee about the support vehicle and the better half going as well

[Ghost_Bullet]

I think I could be in on this one, lets say around a 80% chance of it, though a flying trp down on Sat, back Sun.

Fingers crossed:yeah:

[miSTa]

Which way do you reckon you will go... you could come meet up with the Dunedin Day Rider

Friday, supposed to be catching with SD, will need to see what his plans are and what happens there.

So I guess that means I could do the day ride with you fellas and fellases then. :yes:

[Ruralman]

Which way do you reckon you will go... you could come meet up with the Dunedin Day Riders and ride the Middlemarch road with us... :-) I like that road on a nice day.

I will most likely finish work at 3pm (ish) and it is still only a maybee about the support vehicle and the better half going as well

We're beginning to suspect this mysterious partner is merely a figment of your vivid imagination conjured up on a computer screen using some of your fancy graphics software:yes: Time for you to paint her in skin tight leather and throw her to the KB lions!!!!!:sunny: :shifty: :msn-wink: :devil2:

[NighthawkNZ]

We're beginning to suspect this mysterious partner is merely a figment of your vivid imagination conjured up on a computer screen using some of your fancy graphics software:yes: Time for you to paint her in skin tight leather and throw her to the KB lions!!!!!:sunny: :shifty: :msn-wink: :devil2:

Well thos that went to the Vincent sorta of meet her at the Chatto Creek pub... and Glenys has meet her... sooooooooo maybe, just maybe im not imagining it... tho anything is possible :innocent:


Friday, supposed to be catching with SD, will need to see what his plans are and what happens there.

So I guess that means I could do the day ride with you fellas and fellases then. :yes:

Will most likely meeting SD out at Outrum and then on to the Middlemarch Road... keeewl sounds like a plan

[scumdog]

Or if your name is scumdog!



Well I've got the Friday off work so I'll be heading on down then and most probably without Mrs S who has to work. Time to unwind...

Listen sunshine, just don't forget your Boy Scout uniform eh?

Dib-dib-dib.

[miSTa]

Will most likely meeting SD out at Outrum and then on to the Middlemarch Road... keeewl sounds like a plan
Outrum? Where TF is that?


Listen sunshine, just don't forget your Boy Scout uniform eh?

Dib-dib-dib.
Are you going to be wearing your uniform?

[scumdog]

Outrum? Where TF is that?


Are you going to be wearing your uniform?

OutrAm, OutrAm? ya dunno where Outram is?
Next thing ya will be trying to tell me ya don't know where Taumata is too!!

Sheesh, there IS life south of Dunsandel, OK?:angry:

And my uniform?
You'll notice it a few seconds after you notice the pretty blue and red flashing lights in your rear-vision mirror:yes: .

[botb]

Boy scout now thats not a bad idea he could walk to Middlemarch!! using his compass, carry all my gear, pitch the tent, cook me a snag on a stick, o the possibilities are endless lol...... yep it can be very chilly up there so will make sure i have hottie :innocent: take that any way you like because i know you guys will!!!! And did i hear support vehicle NH???? and Outram sounds good as a meeting place to ride out from to me :rockon:

[Jantar]

Yey bring this one on:yes: I cant friggin wait to smell those oh so sweet, sheep shit in that confined shed.:gob: :sick:

Seriously though a fab setting in Middlemarch and the venue was fab, good to be able to see people at Rallies (March Hare take note).

So, whose up for it eh eh eh.

Bring on the beer, good looking blokes and bikes that make you go ooo:clap: :beer: ...


in fact party till the sheep come home, coz they stay out later than cows:killingme

Well, I had planned on being there, but I'm not sure that i meet Woodybee's requirements.

Dammit, I'll be there anyway. :scooter: :scooter:

[NighthawkNZ]

And did i hear support vehicle NH????

Can neither confirm nor deny... though it looking like she will (if she can get the sunday off work) and she only going to see if she likes them ore not...

She not into bikes or camping so not on a good start.. :(

[miSTa]

Sheesh, there IS life south of Dunsandel, OK?:angry:
There's a Dunsandel? Wow :gob:


And my uniform?
You'll notice it a few seconds after you notice the pretty blue and red flashing lights in your rear-vision mirror:yes: .
Are you threatening police harrasment for an innocent member of the public...you bad bad man :innocent: :lol:


..so will make sure i have hottie...
Me, me, me, me, pick me...no perhaps not:rolleyes:

[Jantar]

She not into bikes or camping so not on a good start.. :(
Oh well, divorce is cheap these days, and there are plenty of other good women to chose from. :innocent: :dodge:

[JimO]

She not into bikes or camping so not on a good start.. :(

your lucky mine rides the bike to work every day and im lucky if i get on it at the weekends

[xknuts]

Well, I had planned on being there, but I'm not sure that i meet Woodybee's requirements.

:
Woodybee's requirements are the "PERFECT MAN" and he doesn't ride a Honda or a Suzuki so you are out! He rides a Triumph and I meet those requirements, he he!

[miSTa]

Woodybee's requirements are the "PERFECT MAN" and he doesn't ride a Honda or a Suzuki so you are out! He rides a Triumph and I meet those requirements, he he!
Ha, perfect my arse! Both you and Jantar are too old! :Pokey:

[xknuts]

Ha, perfect my arse! Both you and Jantar are too old! :Pokey:
Age = Experience, Something Woodybee understands! I asked my 15 year old if "he wanted to come to a Rally". His answer " Will I have to talk to old people? What could I say to that?

[miSTa]

I get the same thing all the time too Chris from my 15 year daughter. Being 15 doesn't seem that long ago...

[NighthawkNZ]

Oh well, divorce is cheap these days, and there are plenty of other good women to chose from. :innocent: :dodge:

even cheaper... I'm not married :)


your lucky mine rides the bike to work every day and im lucky if i get on it at the weekends

Well I do count me lucky there... :yes:


Age = Experience, Something Woodybee understands! I asked my 15 year old if "he wanted to come to a Rally". His answer " Will I have to talk to old people? What could I say to that?

:lol: :rofl: oh wait... I'm starting to get into that age bracket... :doh:

[FREE2B]

your lucky mine rides the bike to work every day and im lucky if i get on it at the weekends

Thats sooooo easy to fix. WHY not just buy one for her tooooooo :ride: :yes:

[Jantar]

even cheaper... I'm not married :)

So you have nothing to worry about then. :innocent:

[NighthawkNZ]

So you have nothing to worry about then. :innocent:

but she has... oh never mind :doh:


:lol:

[FREE2B]

[quote=NighthawkNZ;968750]Can neither confirm nor deny... though it looking like she will (if she can get the sunday off work) and she only going to see if she likes them ore not...

Whats not to like ??? But this time there needs to be enough lolly cake for everyone :yes:

[NighthawkNZ]

Can neither confirm nor deny... though it looking like she will (if she can get the sunday off work) and she only going to see if she likes them ore not...

Whats not to like ??? But this time there needs to be enough lolly cake for everyone :yes:

lolly cake :scratch: what lolly cake... what you talk bout willis...

[Daffyd]

Might just have to go to this one since I missed the March Hare. Might see if I can meet up with you guys at Outram. Is there a gas stn there or M/march?

[miSTa]

lolly cake :scratch: what lolly cake... what you talk bout willis...
The lolly cake you ate in front of us on the Saturday night at dinner time...

[NighthawkNZ]

The lolly cake you ate in front of us on the Saturday night at dinner time...

nope not rememememememeber... was there a burbon & coke involve somewhere :lol:





























mmmmm lolly cake... tasted good too

[botb]

:chase: Line up and take a number MR S :spanking: and lollie cake what lollie cake we ate dinner together NH and i didn't see any lollie cake is that why you went and hid in your tent for a bit eh??? xknuts are they bullying you ? it's ok just start swinging your zimmerframe around that should keep the wolves away :Pokey:

[scumdog]

Are you threatening police harrasment for an innocent member of the public...you bad bad man :innocent: :lol:

I would hope this so called 'innocent' member of the public you refer to ain't yourself sunshine???

INNOCENT? Pahh!:devil2: :lol:

We all know what you're REALLY like Mr Sensible:dodge:

[scumdog]

Might just have to go to this one since I missed the March Hare. Might see if I can meet up with you guys at Outram. Is there a gas stn there or M/march?

Yep, both Outram and Middlemarch have gas stations, meeting at Outram sounds good - you could meet me at the Riviera of the South and ride up with me, PM me for details.

[miSTa]

:chase: Line up and take a number MR S :spanking: and lollie cake what lollie cake we ate dinner together NH and i didn't see any lollie cake is that why you went and hid in your tent for a bit eh??? xknuts are they bullying you ? it's ok just start swinging your zimmerframe around that should keep the wolves away :Pokey:
:lol:...You accuse of us of bullying and what do you say, mmm....:nono: :niceone:


I would hope this so called 'innocent' member of the public you refer to ain't yourself sunshine???

INNOCENT? Pahh!:devil2: :lol:
We all know what you're REALLY like Mr Sensible:dodge:
I think you're getting confused in your old age...:yes:

[woodybee]

Gday dudes and dudess,

Phewey Melbourne's hot and the beer is cold, and the ozzy men are alluring, however, saving that for Adelaide.

Cant even think of OFF THE RAILS at the mo, as next 2 weeks are PARTY:yes: :Punk:

But will act like an :innocent: :dodge: those kangaroos, get some :zzzz: as I sure as hell arent going to get any in the next month.

Anyway, gotta go, as my trainers, are itchig to go for a run, do a circuit in the back garden, then and only then will I deserve a beer.:yes:

So, you guys now got a glimpse of the another bit of the Woodybee's life's goings on, and hey my white bits are surrounded by a huge bikin which'll make em look bigger for off the rails in case I get wrecked and venture on stage for the Wet T!!

[scumdog]

[QUOTE=Mr Sensible;969268:


I think you're getting confused in your old age...:yes:[/QUOTE]

Ah, I'm never confused when it comes to evil and wicked, (in best CJ voice from The Rise and fall of Reggie Perrin) "I didn't get to be where I am today by not knowing my evils and wickeds Reggie"!!!

Protest your innocence all you want, I know all about you and your ways!!!.

[xknuts]

xknuts are they bullying you ? it's ok just start swinging your zimmerframe around that should keep the wolves away

Thanks for that Botb, I reckon my Yellow Zimmerframe will do me just fine for now BUT trouble is it attracts Wolverines!!! Should I fight them off or invite them into my lair?

[botb]

xknuts are they bullying you ? it's ok just start swinging your zimmerframe around that should keep the wolves away

Thanks for that Botb, I reckon my Yellow Zimmerframe will do me just fine for now BUT trouble is it attracts Wolverines!!! Should I fight them off or invite them into my lair?

O yes we can see that MR POPular well thats entirely up to you wether you fight em off or get jiggy with it :innocent: my advice would be ditch the custard square!! i think it's just your sparkling falsies that attract them sweets :shutup:

"Jesus i was Evil"

[NighthawkNZ]

my advice would be ditch the custard square!!


mmmmmm custard square...

[xknuts]

O yes we can see that MR POPular well thats entirely up to you wether you fight em off or get jiggy with it :innocent: my advice would be ditch the custard square!! i think it's just your sparkling falsies that attract them sweets :shutup:

"Jesus i was Evil"

:innocent: What does she mean? falsies!, I've never dressed up in my life.:sick: O

[botb]

:innocent: What does she mean? falsies!, I've never dressed up in my life.:sick: O

:yes: ok and yes NH your shout for the dessert next time :gob: i can't believe you were holding out!!! now that you mention it!!! a container of chocolate delicacies went MIA for a bit that evening *errrr emmmm* not mentioning any names here :gob: was handed back with a smirk in the morning minus a substantial amount of aforementioned delicacies :sick: o i hate to think what my poor container was made to witness :dodge:

[NighthawkNZ]

:yes: ok and yes NH your shout for the dessert next time :gob: i can't believe you were holding out!!! now that you mention it!!! a container of chocolate delicacies went MIA for a bit that evening *errrr emmmm* not mentioning any names here :gob: was handed back with a smirk in the morning minus a substantial amount of aforementioned delicacies :sick: o i hate to think what my poor container was made to witness :dodge:

I left some in container from the picnic... (2 bags) don't know where they went either :scratch: '=so own up who ate them :scratch:


:lol:

[miSTa]

Jeez you guys talk some shit...:innocent:

Back to the rally...what sort of turn out is there, how long has it been going for, anyone with some photos? :sunny:

[Ghost_Bullet]

Back to the rally...what sort of turn out is there, how long has it been going for, anyone with some photos? :sunny:

Yeah me too I would like to know more, all I know is some old building, sheep shit, and grog??? Never been to midlemarch, that is where there is no woman, or a shortage of, and the guys are interbreeding??? :gob:

[woodybee]

Ha, perfect my arse! Both you and Jantar are too old! :Pokey:Jantar and XK are both fine dudes, and would be perfect had it not been that they are both taken, so as I wipe the tears away, I shall continue the search.

The site by the way, is all hilly and the venue is a sheep shed, with a fine aroma of dung, but its groovy as everyone is in the same place, so its well sociable.

I was one of 4 who were still in their tents whilst the rubbish was being picked up around us all, last year, so that shows it was a great rally!! thats when me and port became friends.

Anyway, now is Adelaide, and its cloudy:shit: but gonna go for a wander around and feast on something meaty:yes:

Coi for now, mon amigos.

Woodybee:Punk:

[Ghost_Bullet]

Anyway, now is Adelaide, and its cloudy:shit: but gonna go for a wander around and feast on something meaty

Oh I have fond memories of Adelaide, was there back in 96, our second wedding aniversary, It was hot and sunny, we stayed in one of the flashest hotels in town over looking the park and cricket grounds, and Michael Jackson's people gave us free tickets to his concert there. Seeing "Thriller" Live with a full moon behind the stage was the shit.... :shutup: OK ok each to there own!!!:mellow:

[NighthawkNZ]

Yeah me too I would like to know more, all I know is some old building, sheep shit, and grog??? Never been to midlemarch, that is where there is no woman, or a shortage of, and the guys are interbreeding??? :gob:

and thats different from every other rally how ???? :scratch:

[Ghost_Bullet]

and thats different from every other rally how ???? :scratch:

No different at all realy uh, I guess most actually involve sleeping on hopefully dry sheep shit... seeing some of your posts of late, seems you are scartching you head somewhat.... nits??? your local phamacy may be of assistance:yes:

[NighthawkNZ]

nits??? nah just woundering how much bigger my bald spot will get :rofl:

[woodybee]

and thats different from every other rally how ???? :scratch:Mate you dont need extra birds when us perfect ones are there, surely not.......hmm this ozzy beers ultra cold :yes: and well yummy. :love: And thriller by MJ Woo wee.:gob: Why is this blinking KB site so addictive. Once the games gets cracking I shant have time to spare, but its the calm before the storm at the mo, got here, 6 days before the event starts. Scored a free ticket to a comedy show tonight, got chatting tothe comedian and hey presto, "There you go Jan, Have a free ticket!":yes: :Punk:

Har Har, anyway, gotta grove, theres more beer to be drunk and folk to chat too, wonder what else I can score:sunny: :innocent:

[Ghost_Bullet]

Why is this blinking KB site so addictive.

Mmmm wish I knew the answer to this one, I feel almost sinful if I do not when online, step in through the door for a looksy... other times I am like, Dont do it!!!!!, but I cannot hold back from jumpin in to me favourites and gettin some..... KB that is:Punk: , that was beginnig to sound a bit dodgy... :innocent:

[Ruralman]

:yes: ok and yes NH your shout for the dessert next time :gob: i can't believe you were holding out!!! now that you mention it!!! a container of chocolate delicacies went MIA for a bit that evening *errrr emmmm* not mentioning any names here :gob: was handed back with a smirk in the morning minus a substantial amount of aforementioned delicacies :sick: o i hate to think what my poor container was made to witness :dodge:

:gob: Oh how awful for your very sensitive container that you have spent your whole life bringing up in good christian ways..................
I'm pretty sure that your particular container was found in the morning OUTSIDE a tent, and couldn't have possibly been witness to anything, if indeed there was anything to witness, which I'm sure there wasn't given the esteemed company a good christian sole (the very fishy version of soul) such as yourself would choose to keep:sick: :sick: :dodge:

[botb]

:gob: Oh how awful for your very sensitive container that you have spent your whole life bringing up in good christian ways..................
I'm pretty sure that your particular container was found in the morning OUTSIDE a tent, and couldn't have possibly been witness to anything, if indeed there was anything to witness, which I'm sure there wasn't given the esteemed company a good christian sole (the very fishy version of soul) such as yourself would choose to keep:sick: :sick: :dodge:

:yes: hook line and sinker!!! O look everyone look what just came wiggling out of the woodwork:dodge: It's ok i was glad that delicacies were errr hum put to good use!! aaaaaarrr visions of Cleopatra dance in my head!!! :rockon: and keep on having fun ya hear!!

[Ruralman]

:yes: hook line and sinker!!! O look everyone look what just came wiggling out of the woodwork:dodge: It's ok i was glad that delicacies were errr hum put to good use!! aaaaaarrr visions of Cleopatra dance in my head!!! :rockon: and keep on having fun ya hear!!

I do not wriggle

[NighthawkNZ]

I do not wriggle

That's not what I heard... :dodge:

[idb]

What time is it?

[NighthawkNZ]

What time is it?

3:25pm










:lol:

[idb]

3:25pm










:lol:

Ha, that's what you think.
It's 3.31pm!

[NighthawkNZ]

Ha, that's what you think.
It's 3.31pm!

RU you sure? :lol: look 3:36

[Silage]

Sooo.... getting in before there are 368 postings of drivel in this thread and in a vain attempt to return it to being something about the rally...

I have never been to this one before either. I assume most tent and the sheep 'tanas and the lanolin are mainly in the shearing shed. And is the shearing shed used like an indoor venue for the band, bar, food and other forms of raucousness? How many usually turn up? So nice of the Hog to invite the hogless. Seeing as I missed the Hare this year (work made me go to Rarotonga !!) this one is looking like a goer.

[miSTa]

Sooo.... getting in before there are 368 postings of drivel in this thread and in a vain attempt to return it to being something about the rally...
Yeah, the southern dribblers are in full cry..:dodge:


I have never been to this one before either. I assume most tent and the sheep 'tanas and the lanolin are mainly in the shearing shed. And is the shearing shed used like an indoor venue for the band, bar, food and other forms of raucousness? How many usually turn up? So nice of the Hog to invite the hogless. Seeing as I missed the Hare this year (work made me go to Rarotonga !!) this one is looking like a goer.
Rarotonga? You poor old fella A. Scumdog has said some good things about this rally in the past and so have a few others but nobody has been forthcoming in this thread apart from Jan.

[NighthawkNZ]

Seeing as I missed the Hare this year (work made me go to Rarotonga !!) this one is looking like a goer.

See yah there then...

[scumdog]

Sooo.... getting in before there are 368 postings of drivel in this thread and in a vain attempt to return it to being something about the rally...

I have never been to this one before either. I assume most tent and the sheep 'tanas and the lanolin are mainly in the shearing shed. And is the shearing shed used like an indoor venue for the band, bar, food and other forms of raucousness? How many usually turn up? So nice of the Hog to invite the hogless. Seeing as I missed the Hare this year (work made me go to Rarotonga !!) this one is looking like a goer.

Ya need some flash tent-pegs as it's a pretty rocky sort of site - and it has a lot of sloping ground but still o.k. if you scout around.

Shearing shed is used for the food'n'booze selling plus another part is used for the band and dancing.

Sheep grating makes having a slash easy for those that do it standing up, for the rest there are Port-A-Loos.

Nearest gas station, pub and dairy are about 3km away in Middlemarch.

Ride from Outram to Middlemarch is a good fun one with a variety of sweeping bends on sometimes steep hills with amazing scenery and a pub 1/2 way, the Clarkes Junction Pub (which I always come across unexpectedly).

[NighthawkNZ]

Ya need some flash tent-pegs as it's a pretty rocky sort of site - and it has a lot of sloping ground but still o.k. if you scout around.
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So I should go buy one of them mallets from the warehouse then... hmmm

[scumdog]

So I should go buy one of them mallets from the warehouse then... hmmm

Mehh, A Kango and some dynabolts would be more the go......

[Ghost_Bullet]

Originally Posted by Silage
....drivel in this thread and in a vain attempt to return it to being something about the rally...

There is a rally gonna happen before this thread runs dry? wow that'll be cool... :scooter:

[botb]

It's all NH's fault he brings out the worst in people....:dodge: have never been to this rally so can't really tell anyone anything!!! am still not sure wether i will overnight this one or just do a day-trip think Midnight is keen to do a day one! will make a decision closer to the time!! and sheep-shit harden up you townies!!!

[Ruralman]

Sounds like most of you guys are just planning on going up for the Sat & Sat night?? - is that right?

[NighthawkNZ]

Mehh, A Kango and some dynabolts would be more the go......

:lol:


It's all NH's fault he brings out the worst in people....:dodge:

What did I say and or do this time... :innocent: but yeah that sounds like me... bwahahahahahha :devil2:

[xknuts]

There are essentailly two areas to camp. One among rocky outcrops, and the 2nd a grassy paddock backed by pine trees separarting the two. The woolshed has ALL the facilities, band bar etc. The Middlemarch pub (two blocks behind the main street) is the main collection point before the 3km to the site, but beware you will pay $7.50 for an RTD there, better $ @ the site.

[idb]

Sounds like most of you guys are just planning on going up for the Sat & Sat night?? - is that right?

Yeah, Saturday only for me.

I've been to about three of these now (for some reason I lose count of rallies beyond one) and it is a very nice little rally.
I pitch up in the paddock behind the trees so that I don't have to worry about tripping over rocks in the middle of the night or trying to get the bike up the slope if it rains in the night.

The woolshed has two 'wings'.
One has the bar/food/meeting area.
The other has the band/dancing/frottering area.

There are two brilliant rides there.
One is the Pig Route and the other is the Outram-Middlemarch road which has 80km posted corners one after another and climbs up into some spectacular rocky scenery.
I'd suggest you go in one way and out the other.
I'll probably head up the Pig Route, back down to Dunedin and over through Outram on the way there so that I get both routes in the one day.

On the Saturday if you've got time there's also the ride through to McRaes pub to enjoy.

All-in-all a great part of the country.

And remember folks...you don't have to drink to enjoy yourself!

[Ruralman]

There are essentailly two areas to camp. One among rocky outcrops, and the 2nd a grassy paddock backed by pine trees separarting the two. The woolshed has ALL the facilities, band bar etc. The Middlemarch pub (two blocks behind the main street) is the main collection point before the 3km to the site, but beware you will pay $7.50 for an RTD there, better $ @ the site.

Or the "Kissing Gate Cafe" for the caffeine addicted members??

[Ruralman]

Yeah, Saturday only for me.

I've been to about three of these now (for some reason I lose count of rallies beyond one) and it is a very nice little rally.
I pitch up in the paddock behind the trees so that I don't have to worry about tripping over rocks in the middle of the night or trying to get the bike up the slope if it rains in the night.

The woolshed has two 'wings'.
One has the bar/food/meeting area.
The other has the band/dancing/frottering area.

There are two brilliant rides there.
One is the Pig Route and the other is the Outram-Middlemarch road which has 80km posted corners one after another and climbs up into some spectacular rocky scenery.
I'd suggest you go in one way and out the other.
I'll probably head up the Pig Route, back down to Dunedin and over through Outram on the way there so that I get both routes in the one day.

On the Saturday if you've got time there's also the ride through to McRaes pub to enjoy.

All-in-all a great part of the country.

And remember folks...you don't have to drink to enjoy yourself!

Come through to Hyde and then over to McRaes - Dunback then the coastal roads to Dunedin. I reckon that Hyde hill is the best bit of motorcycle road in Otago.
We don't HAVE to drink??? REALLY?? :gob: You mean the morning hangover and night time staggering ISNT COMPULSORY????? This may require a total rethink of the meaning of life

[botb]

Lol oooooooo staggering is that what you call it ....... i'm keen now to stay over if i can swing it but will wait and see :yes: i have been to the site before working!! but not the actual rally itself so am keen to see who goes etc... is it a fairly small one? or average? and anyone know of any good learning bikes in the Dunners area have a friend who wants to get himself on the highway so any ideas would be muchly appreciated good sturdy cheapy would do the trick :yes:

[idb]

We don't HAVE to drink??? REALLY?? :gob: You mean the morning hangover and night time staggering ISNT COMPULSORY????? This may require a total rethink of the meaning of life

It's a theory I've been developing for some time but I need a willing volunteer to try it out on.

[idb]

Come through to Hyde and then over to McRaes - Dunback then the coastal roads to Dunedin. I reckon that Hyde hill is the best bit of motorcycle road in Otago.

That would be another good route.
You could do that or the Pig Root on Saturday if you were there the night before...or got set up early enough on the Saturday.

[scumdog]

Yeah, Saturday only for me.
And remember folks...you don't have to drink to enjoy yourself!

You take that back idb, it's so not true, alcamahol is my fwend, it helps me to enjoys myself...hic...

[NighthawkNZ]

Oh no I'm be getting blood in my alchol system... :innocent:

[Jantar]

And remember folks...you don't have to drink to enjoy yourself!
Dead right idb. I well remember last year. You weren't drinking after the bar ran out of Bourbon and yet you still enjoyed yourself. :dodge:

[NighthawkNZ]

...after the bar ran out of Bourbon ...

:gob: say what a bar running out of bourbon... this is just not on.. :gob:

[Lil_Byte]

Oh well, divorce is cheap these days, and there are plenty of other good women to chose from. :innocent: :dodge:

Divorce is not cheap it has cost me a fortune over the years.

Hope to hang onto this one.

Will enter negotiations with my better half on attending this one. Just have a few things to sort out after shifting down to Dunners but should be there with bells on :scooter:

[scumdog]

Divorce is not cheap it has cost me a fortune over the years.

Hope to hang onto this one.

Will enter negotiations with my better half on attending this one. Just have a few things to sort out after shifting down to Dunners but should be there with bells on :scooter:

Good one, you'n'me will get together and set the standard for all those other idjits that keep hanging around us at rallies.:dodge:

[xknuts]

[
:gob: say what a bar running out of bourbon... this is just not on.. :gob:
And at a HOG Sponsored rally! Whats the world coming to.

[Ruralman]

It's a theory I've been developing for some time but I need a willing volunteer to try it out on.

Me thinks you can personally test your own theories - the rest of us will watch through the staggered blurry haze that normally accompanies running out of bourbon

[woodybee]

Ouch, I have the meanest headache this morning as more old mates dribble in, and chats and beer flows.

Ozzy beer sucks:sick:

I cant believe that everyone is getting touchy about this sheep shit stuff, I popped into a little area for a discreet pee, and ended up skating and piroeting before seeig both feet above me head and slid through the biggest pile of sheep shit ever, got the whole of one side covered!!

I lived through that, so toughed up you soft soaks.:angry:

And idb, if the bourbon runs out, I haev a naughty little bottle of port we can get stuck into, aharrrrrrr the eveil twins rule again eh:innocent:

Coi 4 now all and called some guys from Netherlands Germans last night:shit: I have now learnt that called everybody sounding German Netherlands!!!:mellow:

8000 folk are expected here and the party has well and truly started:yes:

[NighthawkNZ]

And idb, if the bourbon runs out, I haev a naughty little bottle of port we can get stuck into, aharrrrrrr the eveil twins rule again eh:innocent:

mmmmm port... :innocent:

[NighthawkNZ]

[
And at a HOG Sponsored rally! Whats the world coming to.

I reckon... sheese... no bourbon next you will be say no coffee in the morning,,, :angry:



:rofl:

[Ruralman]

Ouch, I have the meanest headache this morning as more old mates dribble in, and chats and beer flows.

Ozzy beer sucks:sick:

I cant believe that everyone is getting touchy about this sheep shit stuff, I popped into a little area for a discreet pee, and ended up skating and piroeting before seeig both feet above me head and slid through the biggest pile of sheep shit ever, got the whole of one side covered!!

I lived through that, so toughed up you soft soaks.:angry:

And idb, if the bourbon runs out, I haev a naughty little bottle of port we can get stuck into, aharrrrrrr the eveil twins rule again eh:innocent:

Coi 4 now all and called some guys from Netherlands Germans last night:shit: I have now learnt that called everybody sounding German Netherlands!!!:mellow:

8000 folk are expected here and the party has well and truly started:yes:

Hmmm - IDB looks like you have a potential "Volunteer" here in W'bee - you break the idea to her but just make sure we have the deckchairs lined up in the observation area and tickets sold!!!!:Punk:

[botb]

Hmmm - IDB looks like you have a potential "Volunteer" here in W'bee - you break the idea to her but just make sure we have the deckchairs lined up in the observation area and tickets sold!!!!:Punk:

Your very good at delegating :dodge: i think KB needs to invent some yearly awards here and i reckon you should get the chocolate dipped wooden spoon!!!! :gob:

[miSTa]

Sounds like most of you guys are just planning on going up for the Sat & Sat night?? - is that right?
Saturday night definately. Friday night...maybe unless there's a party happening somewhere else..

[scumdog]

Saturday night definately. Friday night...maybe unless there's a party happening somewhere else..

Bit vague on that department myself - CB has work Fri-Sat-Sun so depending on how things pan out I MAY be there Friday night as well as Saturday.

[NighthawkNZ]

Bit vague on that department myself - CB has work Fri-Sat-Sun so depending on how things pan out I MAY be there Friday night as well as Saturday.

I'm planning both nights Tom... :-) Thats if me fracking tyre and lindicator lens ever arrive... :(

[Ghost_Bullet]

Saturday night definately. Friday night....


I MAY be there Friday night as well as Saturday.


I'm planning both nights

Must the thing to do right now uh...:yes: Me am planning one night only... I might well make that the Sat nite, And unless there is a crew headin down from Chch as a group, I will head away as soon as soon as I am awaken and fed. "Cracka dawn like":scooter:

[xknuts]

I reckon... sheese... no bourbon next you will be say no coffee in the morning,,, :angry: :rofl:

No Sunday morning Espresso then I ain't goin!Oh yeah, just remembred "Kissin' Gate".

[idb]

mmmmm port... :innocent:

Port removes my legs!!!!
It's a funny thing...most alcohol makes me amusing, interesting, able to leap tall buildings, attractive to wimmin and generally fun to be around (as I'm sure you've all noticed), but for some reason port................

[Ruralman]

Your very good at delegating :dodge: i think KB needs to invent some yearly awards here and i reckon you should get the chocolate dipped wooden spoon!!!! :gob:

You seem to have a thing about dipping nibbly things in chocolate???? (Last trip it was possum testicles and strawberries - I hope I ate the right ones?:sick: ) - is this some sort of fetish that we should be aware of, and should we discourage or encourage it???????:dodge:

[NighthawkNZ]

Port removes my legs!!!!
It's a funny thing...most alcohol makes me amusing, interesting, able to leap tall buildings, attractive to wimmin and generally fun to be around (as I'm sure you've all noticed), but for some reason port................

I know that feeling... 10 foot tall and bullet proof... but then you get one kind of alcholmhole :lol: its like kyptonyte... :doh:

[miSTa]

Must the thing to do right now uh...:yes: Me am planning one night only... I might well make that the Sat nite, And unless there is a crew headin down from Chch as a group, I will head away as soon as soon as I am awaken and fed. "Cracka dawn like":scooter:

I might be having a change of plans yet Q. Just scored me a new job and if I can negotiate a early departure (What's to negotiate? I'm leaving early. No you're not. What are you going to do, sack me?) then it will be a trip down on the Saturday and not Friday. So if you're not scared...


Port removes my legs!!!!
It's a funny thing...most alcohol makes me amusing, interesting, able to leap tall buildings, attractive to wimmin and generally fun to be around (as I'm sure you've all noticed), but for some reason port................
:gob:Attractive to wimmin? Ha! Mrs Palmer and her five daughters don't count.

[Ghost_Bullet]

I might be having a change of plans yet Q. Just scored me a new job and if I can negotiate a early departure (What's to negotiate? I'm leaving early. No you're not. What are you going to do, sack me?) then it will be a trip down on the Saturday and not Friday. So if you're not scared...


Me scared, :no: takes a shit load to scare me!:gob:
Could be a plan brewing uh... potentially

[botb]

I don't think you quite understood the concept of a chocolate dipped wooden spoon RM and fetish whooooo...ME? nope the only fetish i have is Tractors lol....totally agree on the Alcomohol thing it makes me incredibly intelligent and irresistable to the opposite sex too...:innocent: probably because anything over 3 cans of bourbon puts me to sleep lol ....

[woodybee]

Ozzy beer still sucks no matter how much of it I try to drink!!!!:sick:

Am sticking with it. Am about to watch the body building competition here, so can leer totally and get away with it, and wont even have to be wearing the beer goggles to find these guys attractive. :Punk: And to all of you out there, who think you are witty and endearing when you are drunk. Wisen up, your'e just pissed and think your'e good.

Rightyo gotta go as the guys are oiling up as I speak!! Yum Yum Yum:love:

Adios mon amigos.:sunny:

[xknuts]

Come on you Guys n Girls, Pre pay for this one eh! Just recieved my ticket and only no 9????

[Ghost_Bullet]

Come on you Guys n Girls, Pre pay for this one eh! Just recieved my ticket and only no 9????

Ha ha , maybe that should be my plan then... at least to that is the 100%deal clincher... oh I am gonna go anyways, even if I procrastinate with the pre pay...

[NighthawkNZ]

Come on you Guys n Girls, Pre pay for this one eh! Just recieved my ticket and only no 9????

Will be sending my next week...

[miSTa]

Looks like I'm going to have to give this a miss, parents coming down from Blenheim for the weekend, start a new job on the Monday. Probably not going to happen, bugger.

[scumdog]

Looks like I'm going to have to give this a miss, parents coming down from Blenheim for the weekend, start a new job on the Monday. Probably not going to happen, bugger.

It's alright MR S. - only one excuse is needed!!:whistle: :nya: :killingme

[Ruralman]

Looks like I'm going to have to give this a miss, parents coming down from Blenheim for the weekend, start a new job on the Monday. Probably not going to happen, bugger.

That is a bugger, but if you went anyway with all that going on then the bike has become an obsession rather than just a passion - its a lot easier to rationalize in arguments about a passion, so keep the brownie points for another day. Its a shame 'cos I was looking forward to that ride we talked about.

Personally I don't know whether I'll get there or not with school holidays etc etc. I'm still hoping to scoot up for the Sat night but I won't be registering until on the day - I've worked up in that area, its an extreme climate and I know what the wind in particular can be like and I'm not riding up there if its blowing its nuts out.

[NighthawkNZ]

That is a bugger, but if you went anyway with all that going on then the bike has become an obsession rather than just a passion - its a lot easier to rationalize in arguments about a passion, so keep the brownie points for another day. Its a shame 'cos I was looking forward to that ride we talked about.

Personally I don't know whether I'll get there or not with school holidays etc etc. I'm still hoping to scoot up for the Sat night but I won't be registering until on the day - I've worked up in that area, its an extreme climate and I know what the wind in particular can be like and I'm not riding up there if its blowing its nuts out.

Only one excuse is needed...school holidays, weather, blah blah blah... :gob:

[miSTa]

It's alright MR S. - only one excuse is needed!!:whistle: :nya: :killingme
Better excuse than your last one ya old codger...:Pokey: :msn-wink:



That is a bugger, but if you went anyway with all that going on then the bike has become an obsession rather than just a passion - its a lot easier to rationalize in arguments about a passion, so keep the brownie points for another day. Its a shame 'cos I was looking forward to that ride we talked about.
:shit: Maybe we should call you Mr Sensible...you're right though. Probably also means the Beaumont rally is out too, maybe... Could still do the ride one day, maybe meet halfway? - I'll PM you tonight after work (I should be working now but I've already handed my notice in so who cares).

[idb]

Looks like I'm going to have to give this a miss, parents coming down from Blenheim for the weekend, start a new job on the Monday. Probably not going to happen, bugger.

Well that's that then......I'm not going either....doesn't seem any point now.

[scumdog]

Well that's that then......I'm not going either....doesn't seem any point now.

I know where you're coming from idb.

Without Mr Sensible there how the hell are we two going to look good??

[idb]

I know where you're coming from idb.

Without Mr Sensible there how the hell are we two going to look good??

It's a struggle at the best of times but having him there just gives us that edge.
*SIGH*

[miSTa]

Ya bunch of f'n clowns, you guys will never look good. :done:

[woodybee]

It's a struggle at the best of times but having him there just gives us that edge.
*SIGH*You mean its having this chick with you that makes you too look good enough for other chicks to chat to! Ha Ha:yes:

First competition (high Jump) is tommorow, so not gonna hit the beer quite so hard tonight, sigh.

Catchya later:sunny:

[xknuts]

You mean its having this chick with you that makes you too look good enough for other chicks to chat to! Ha Ha:yes:

Idb thinks he is already lookin good enough, and he's just practicing on you Woodybee for those other Pommie Chicks he'll be PREYING on very soon!

[Ruralman]

Idb thinks he is already lookin good enough, and he's just practicing on you Woodybee for those other Pommie Chicks he'll be PRAYING WITH very soon!

I didn't realize IDB was into the lay preaching lark:gob:

[idb]

Idb thinks he is already lookin good enough, and he's just practicing on you Woodybee for those other Pommie Chicks he'll be PREYING on very soon!

Are you calling me vain....or are you chatting me up?

Combs at 20 paces next time we meet buddy!!!!

[miSTa]

Are you calling me vain....
If the cap fits...:Pokey:

[NighthawkNZ]

Are you calling me vain....

No comment

[idb]

You've all totally mis-judged me!

You won't often come across someone as well-endowed in the looks department as me also as humble as I am.

[xknuts]

You've all totally mis-judged me!

You won't often come across someone as well-endowed in the looks department as me also as humble as I am.
I ain't lookin too hard, but you are beginning to sound like an Italian stallion, i wonder why?

[NighthawkNZ]

I ain't lookin too hard, but you are beginning to sound like an Italian stallion, i wonder why?

nah... or is it just a rattle of that dry clutch plates :scratch:

[scumdog]

You've all totally mis-judged me!

You won't often come across someone as well-endowed in the looks department as me also as humble as I am.


Likewise - reticent, self effacing and retiring with a dash of sober modesty is my repetoire.:innocent:

[idb]

Likewise - reticent, self effacing and retiring with a dash of sober modesty is my repetoire.:innocent:

I've always liked you SD.....I thought you were just like me.

[miSTa]

You've all totally mis-judged me!
I don't think so..you say it yourself "Evolutionary dead end". :done:


Likewise - reticent, self effacing and retiring with a dash of sober modesty is my repetoire.:innocent:
:gob: WTF? Are you saying you're gay? I would never have guessed, you have hidden your secret well old man. :dodge:

[NighthawkNZ]

:gob: WTF? Are you saying you're gay? I would never have guessed, you have hidden secret well old man. :dodge:

errr i'm stay right out of this one.... :mellow:

[miSTa]

:D


(10fc)

[idb]

:D


(10fc)

:ar15: :D


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[scumdog]

:gob: WTF? Are you saying you're gay? I would never have guessed, you have hidden your secret well old man. :dodge:

Yup, my secret is out - I'm a lesbian:gob:

[idb]

Yup, my secret is out - I'm a lesbian:gob:

I like you even more now!

[NighthawkNZ]

Yup, my secret is out - I'm a lesbian:gob:

err lucky you... i think

[miSTa]

:ar15: :D


678910
Oh come on it wasn't that harsh...perhaps the truth hurts? :lol:


Yup, my secret is out - I'm a lesbian:gob:
When are you going in for the chop? Can't leave your, ummmmmm, appendiges there...


I like you even more now!
So who is going to be the man? No I don't want to know...

[idb]

Oh come on it wasn't that harsh...perhaps the truth hurts? :lol:


I probably should stop digging I suppose but........naaah!

This thread is all about me!!!

[miSTa]

IThis thread is all about me!!!
Bugger off, it's all about me!

Whats with the "Vain.....but beautiful...."? Vain, yes, beautiful, no. Touch a nerve did I? :whistle:

[idb]

Bugger off, it's all about me!

Whats with the "Vain.....but beautiful...."? Vain, yes, beautiful, no. Touch a nerve did I? :whistle:

Nerve? No!
You've opened my eyes.

Excuse me, I can't comb my eyebrows and type at the same time.


still digging

[miSTa]

:rofl:...right I had better go and some some work...

[Ruralman]

About time this gay man hugging fucking bullshit finished - I'm sure there was actually a reason for this thread but it seems to have got lost somewhere and it sounded like most of you writing this crap aren't going anyway???!!!

As it happens the 14th is also the same night the Highlanders play the Crusaders at Carisbrook - got some mates coming down for it and I would hate to miss out on the (unlikely I admit) possibility that we could send them away on a 4 hour return trip after a southern humiliation.
While its much more likely that I will have to bring out the usual line about it taking much greater character to support a team that doesn't always win the big games...., from an area that doesn't have the big resources to buy the talent they lack........... there is still that chance we could do it and provide a rare opportunity to humbly ... stick the knife in:Punk: :done:

Anyway I won't be at the Off the Rails either

[miSTa]

Anyway I won't be at the Off the Rails either
Who's the gay man hugging fucker now? :done: :beer:

[Ghost_Bullet]

They're droppin like flies from this rally uh!
I still hope to get along to it.

But before I do that I have to get some sleep, on the road the road to Westport in the Morn :rockon:

[NighthawkNZ]

I prepaid... so hopefully get met documents next week sometime :)

[Ruralman]

Who's the gay man hugging fucker now? :done: :beer:

OOOOhh Anthony, don't worry darling you'll always be special:love:
- and if I recall you withdrew before me (at least thats what your xxxx said:done: )

[laRIKin]

They're droppin like flies from this rally uh!
I still hope to get along to it.

G/B we are not going either our next rally is the Brass Monkey.

[timg]

As it happens the 14th is also the same night the Highlanders play the Crusaders at Carisbrook - got some mates coming down for it and I would hate to miss out on the (unlikely I admit) possibility that we could send them away on a 4 hour return trip after a southern humiliation.
While its much more likely that I will have to bring out the usual line about it taking much greater character to support a team that doesn't always win the big games...., from an area that doesn't have the big resources to buy the talent they lack........... there is still that chance we could do it and provide a rare opportunity to humbly ... stick the knife in:Punk: :done:

Hey Bruce, I'm hopin that you'll still be making excuses following the game :dodge::innocent:

[miSTa]

OOOOhh Anthony, don't worry darling you'll always be special:love:
- and if I recall you withdrew before me (at least thats what your xxxx said:done: )

I only withdrew because you told me where you had been. :sick:


Annnyyywaaaayyyy back on topic...not looking good for a KB turn out, bit of a shame.

[Jantar]

There will still be a few of us there. Probably more than last year. :yes:

[FREE2B]

what a bunch of gay pikers !!! Ill be there ... lookin forward to it :yes: :scooter:

[NighthawkNZ]

Ill be there ... lookin forward to it :yes: :scooter:

Me too got my prepaid one admit ticket... number 042... :gob: is that all...

[botb]

I'll be there for the day ..... does that count am i a gay piker too???? lol :rockon:

[NighthawkNZ]

I'll be there for the day ..... does that count am i a gay piker too???? lol :rockon:

err no coment.. :)

[FREE2B]

Naaa mate day rides all good :scooter: :rockon:

[botb]

err no coment.. :)

yer good idea ....... no it wasn't me either!!






Man we talk some utter rubbish on here :done:

[NighthawkNZ]

yer good idea ....... no it wasn't me either!!






Man we talk some utter rubbish on here :done:

yup and we get away with it :)

[Ruralman]

what a bunch of gay pikers !!! Ill be there ... lookin forward to it :yes: :scooter:

I don't think going to a rugby game with mates and your progeny qualifies as gay piking thank you very much. :whocares: Go the Highlanders:first: :woohoo:

[xknuts]

what a bunch of gay pikers !!! Ill be there ... lookin forward to it :yes: :scooter:

Glenys, I think you misspelt "BIKERS" otherwise I'm real worried now!

[laRIKin]

what a bunch of gay pikers !!! Ill be there ... lookin forward to it :yes: :scooter:

SDU is working and I'm out of tassels.:whocares:

Been down your way last weekend and are going next weekend.
To look at our new boy and will pick him up and maybe a her on the way home from the Brass Monkey.:done:

[doc]

Why do you "types" in the "Bottom Half" Have some many rallies and the rally forums go for so many pages.it's not fair

[Ruralman]

Why do you "types" in the "Bottom Half" Have some many rallies and the rally forums go for so many pages.it's not fair

If you guys want to greatly increase the number of rallies up there, the key to it is probably remote country pubs eg Whangamomona. A lot of the rallies in the Sth have some connection to a pub - for some reason they must think bikers are good for business, can't think why:innocent: - pick some pubs in good locations and get the publicans to talk to some of their Sth Island counterparts.

[doc]

If you guys want to greatly increase the number of rallies up there, the key to it is probably remote country pubs eg Whangamomona. A lot of the rallies in the Sth have some connection to a pub - for some reason they must think bikers are good for business, can't think why:innocent: - pick some pubs in good locations and get the publicans to talk to some of their Sth Island counterparts.


My experience up here is first stop at pub with atmosphere why leave. You wouldn't believe how much some of them can get down each stop for a card. And they still get to the site at the end. Unbelievable. and they get faster than me as the day goes on

[FREE2B]

Glenys, I think you misspelt "BIKERS" otherwise I'm real worried now!

oHHHHHH be very afraid :eek5:

SDU is working and I'm out of tassels.:whocares:

Been down your way last weekend and are going next weekend.
To look at our new boy and will pick him up and maybe a her on the way home from the Brass Monkey.:done:
Yay puppies they look sooo cute :love: Do they have names yet???

[laRIKin]

Yay puppies they look sooo cute :love: Do they have names yet???

Yes they do and the boy that I'm holding is called Caesar at the moment. (I like that name)
And yes we want him, he is 10 days old and the eyes are just trying to open and that's why we are going down again this weekend (two weeks on) to see what he is like.
We all so like another called Widgit a bitch, but are unsure if we want 3 dogs in the house.
And the food bill for the two Wolf Hounds and a Collie would be like feeding 7 normal sized dogs. Ouch.

[NighthawkNZ]

Yes they do and the boy that I'm holding is called Caesar at the moment. (I like that name)
And yes we want him, he is 10 days old and the eyes are just trying to open and that's why we are going down again this weekend (two weeks on) to see what he is like.
We all so like another called Widgit a bitch, but are unsure if we want 3 dogs in the house.
And the food bill for the two Wolf Hounds and a Collie would be like feeding 7 normal sized dogs. Ouch.

puppys day so coote... :love:


errr I mean kewl... :innocent:

[scumdog]

Well, meant to be working day-shift that weekend but have just put in for the Sat and Sun off.:Punk:

Speaking of 'sun' - hope there's lots of it up there for that weekend:yes: 'cos it gets a tad chilly without it at that time of year.

[NighthawkNZ]

Well, meant to be working day-shift that weekend but have just put in for the Sat and Sun off.:Punk:

Speaking of 'sun' - hope there's lots of it up there for that weekend:yes: 'cos it gets a tad chilly without it at that time of year.

right so I better pack somes warm clothing, else I'll freeze my butt off...

[Rashika]

Yes they do and the boy that I'm holding is called Caesar at the moment. (I like that name)
And yes we want him, he is 10 days old and the eyes are just trying to open and that's why we are going down again this weekend (two weeks on) to see what he is like.
We all so like another called Widgit a bitch, but are unsure if we want 3 dogs in the house.
And the food bill for the two Wolf Hounds and a Collie would be like feeding 7 normal sized dogs. Ouch.

damn good!
Look like we may be gaining a new member to our household at about the same time too... Oh Amber will be having fun!
back on topic, I was contemplating going down to this one, but not sure if it will happen now, cos we are shifting 2 weeks later

[NighthawkNZ]

I was contemplating going down to this one, but not sure if it will happen now, cos we are shifting 2 weeks later

perfect reason to come down 4 it :) :yes:

[FREE2B]

Yes they do and the boy that I'm holding is called Caesar at the moment. (I like that name)
And yes we want him, he is 10 days old and the eyes are just trying to open and that's why we are going down again this weekend (two weeks on) to see what he is like.
We all so like another called Widgit a bitch, but are unsure if we want 3 dogs in the house.
And the food bill for the two Wolf Hounds and a Collie would be like feeding 7 normal sized dogs. Ouch.

They are cool names :yes: Thought mum looked like a wolf hound wow they are awesome dogs...your food billaint guna be small thats for sure but two would be doubly cute.

[xknuts]

Why do you "types" in the "Bottom Half" Have some many rallies and the rally forums go for so many pages.it's not fair

I figure that we "bottom half types" can go to a rally nearly every 2-3 weeks during the summer and probably 1 per month during the winter. If they are supported then they are likely to continue. If you NI'ers support the very few you have then others may SPAWN from these.

[doc]

I figure that we "bottom half types" can go to a rally nearly every 2-3 weeks during the summer and probably 1 per month during the winter. If they are supported then they are likely to continue. If you NI'ers support the very few you have then others may SPAWN from these.
Na I think some of the good ones got too big , they had problems put the price up ie $45. Never had that one again , everyone grizzled but now its not there cos numbers were down. Typical Nth Island apathy. Some of the others are struggling too I think, it takes quite a dedicated team to organise them. I reckon if the prices go up you gotta pay or lose the rally. Sometime the price of the booze hurts but, they gotta make some money.

[FREE2B]

Yeah but hey sometimes you have to think even $45 for the entertainment and stuff its still not half bad really compared for basic camping ground prices and at the end of the day its the people that make it fun. You just have to get off out there and do it ... or the other option of course is get down here with us "bottom halfs" we can have fun anywhere:Punk:

[woodybee]

Idb thinks he is already lookin good enough, and he's just practicing on you Woodybee for those other Pommie Chicks he'll be PREYING on very soon!Blimey I go away and the thread has gone all over the place, with poofs, puppies, wannabee good looking dudes, seeing as though we are off topic, here we go Dudes, here's my update of my last few weeks, competing in Australia.......................

I won the high jump long jump and came second in the javelin, lost that to a hairy legged estonian he she bird!:shit:

I then as a laugh, entered the arm wrestling :apumpin: and won that too, hey dudes, I am a strong bird but sensitive with it:yes:

There were 79 countries there, and IDB if you think you are impressive, well listen to this, I was swotting the guys away like flies,talk about being chased all over the place, I was loving it loving it loving it, so IDB get some tips off me mate!!:msn-wink: must have trod in something good, as got all kinds of flattery lines, and even bagged a 26 year old australian arm response police officer another story:2thumbsup

The whole thing was 2 weeks of fun laughter hard competition and hard drinking with some fantastic bands on at night, on the penumltimate night, there must have been about 20,000 folk crammed into the athletes village, I am now on a huge downer as life has become flat.:mellow:

So am well up for the off the rails, so look forward to those of you who can be arsed to go to it,:bleh: its one of the better rallies, a real hoot, and I',swining my legs over the vain IDB's bike as I can't be arsed to make it there on me own, so 220kph here we go again, yee har.

And XKNUTS, IDB may think he can practise on me, but there aint another chick on this planet like me, so there;)

PS......ISLE OF MAN, WHERE WE COME.................YIPPPPPPEEEEEEE:clap:

[laRIKin]

Blimey I go away and the thread has gone all over the place, with poofs, puppies, wannabee good looking dudes, seeing as though we are off topic, here we go Dudes, here's my update of my last few weeks, competing in Australia.......................

Isn't normal to go OT? (will keep mine of the thread, PM's now)

And well done.

[xknuts]

I',swining my legs over the vain IDB's bike as I can't be arsed to make it there on me own, so 220kph here we go again, yee har.

And XKNUTS, IDB may think he can practise on me, but there aint another chick on this planet like me, so there;)

PS......ISLE OF MAN, WHERE WE COME.................YIPPPPPPEEEEEEE:clap:

The end is nigh! The T100 left @ Home in favour of the Italian? Swinging ya leg over and the thought of IDB practising is all too much for me! I fear the Trumpy may never leave the garage again, or once the DUKE breaks down again you will realise the error of your ways.

[scumdog]

... or the other option of course is get down here with us "bottom halfs" we can have fun anywhere:Punk:

We could call ourselves Bottom Half Bikers eh? Kewl!!!:shutup:

[miSTa]

We could call ourselves Bottom Half Bikers eh? Kewl!!!:shutup:

Maybe just bottoms? On second thought why not 'arses'? :whocares:

[scumdog]

Maybe just bottoms? On second thought why not 'arses'? :whocares:
Arse Bikers doesnt have the same 'ring':bleh: :D :rofl:

[miSTa]

:lol: Ya clown...so how much have you had to drink to think of that?

[NighthawkNZ]

well this thread has turned to shit... I am sure we will get to the bottom of it all... ha I Crack me up...

[scumdog]

:lol: Ya clown...so how much have you had to drink to think of that?

Nothing - on call, bummer eh?

[idb]

[B].... once the DUKE breaks down again you will realise the error of your ways.
You meet the nicest people on the side of the road.

[botb]

Well a few names spring to mind 'Bum Bandito's' 'Hells Bumholes' lol the list could go on but i may get assaulted for taking th piss :scooter: and how DID this thread get so OT???

[far queue]

Well a few names spring to mind 'Bum Bandito's' 'Hells Bumholes' lol the list could go on ...Rump Riders?
... and how DID this thread get so OT???I agree, 202 posts and 14 pages of drivel with still over a week to go until the rally :rolleyes: Oh, I'm not going either, just thought I'd add to the drivel :D

[botb]

Rump Riders? :D

LMAO or The Outhouses

[Ghost_Bullet]

50/50 at the mo for me, I forgot to arrange work cover for that weekend, and one option has said NO and one more to ask tomorrow... fingers crossed... otherwise looking forward to the trek to there, and a drink or two.

Oh and after every other bugger has pulled out so far, how many from Chch are looking at heading down? If any?

[Silage]

Oh and after every other bugger has pulled out so far, how many from Chch are looking at heading down? If any?

Well I am still interested in going - after an evaluation of the weather closer to the time. You never know, you might see a Ducati on the side of the road somewhere!

[Ghost_Bullet]

Well I am still interested in going - after an evaluation of the weather closer to the time. You never know, you might see a Ducati on the side of the road somewhere!

MMmmmm the ole weather uh, ya just never know... a bit like the Mokihinui realy, wet wet wet. Some times ya just cant :dodge: it.

I would feel like I owe a Ducati stuck on the side some assistance:yes:, but unlike my saddle bag, I do not think a bike would fair so well slung accross me fuel tank!!!:no:

[NighthawkNZ]

Well I am still interested in going - after an evaluation of the weather closer to the time. You never know, you might see a Ducati on the side of the road somewhere!

We're use to seeing the duke on the side of the road ah idb :dodge:

[scumdog]

Just over a week to go - any ideas of an r/v time at say the Outram pub on Saturday??:wait:

[NighthawkNZ]

Just over a week to go - any ideas of an r/v time at say the Outram pub on Saturday??:wait:

Pick a time become the organiser for us unorganised lot :D
Paula will be in the support vehicle so who ever wants there gear carried... or PM me and organise to do it earlier to get it dropped off... :)

[Jantar]

I've booked in for a service on the friday, so I may just stay in Dunedin overnight and ride up with the rest of you on saturday. I believe that there are a few Dunedin riders who have never ridden the George King route. This could be a good opportunity to show some of you riders a new route.
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Ummmmmm........ It is the bike getting serviced, not me. :)

[NighthawkNZ]

Ummmmmm........ It is the bike getting serviced, not me. :)

are you sure...?

[Jantar]

are you sure...?
At my age... absolutely.

[NighthawkNZ]

At my age... absolutely.

ummm no comment :lol:











ferk i thougt at your age and km's you need the service more often... well thats what the manual says anyway :lol:













sowey

[Ms Piggy]

It's the band my sisters in (main vocal & the only chicky babe) and they'll be there performing there. :Punk:

[Ghost_Bullet]

Wicked stuff, just had me confirmation of someone to cover my weekend at work, so it is all go go go for me:Punk: , unless somthing was to go shite between now and then.. :angry: bedder not

[idb]

Well I am still interested in going - after an evaluation of the weather closer to the time. You never know, you might see a Ducati on the side of the road somewhere!


..... would feel like I owe a Ducati stuck on the side some assistance:yes:, but unlike my saddle bag, I do not think a bike would fair so well slung accross me fuel tank!!!:no:


We're use to seeing the duke on the side of the road ah idb :dodge:

OOooohhhhhhhh....I gedditt!!!
It's all about me again!!!!

If I was more sensitive I'd be feeling................................awww who am I kidding......you lot have hurt me to the core.........time to curl up in the corner with my thumb in my mouth and rock backwards and forwards.






























IT'S CALLED CHARACTER YOU DUMMIES!!!!

[Rashika]

OOooohhhhhhhh....I gedditt!!!
It's all about me again!!!!


IT'S CALLED CHARACTER YOU DUMMIES!!!!

WHAT? you still around?? thought you had buggered off over there...

hope you are all having a nice holiday... work sucks, but the OT is good :yes:

[idb]

WHAT? you still around?? thought you had buggered off over there...

hope you are all having a nice holiday... work sucks, but the OT is good :yes:

Nope Gwen, another three weeks yet.
I'll be at Middlemarch though...with a sleeping bag and a bag of tools...

[Rashika]

Nope Gwen, another three weeks yet.
I'll be at Middlemarch though...with a sleeping bag and a bag of tools...

sounds very appropriate... :shutup:
still be nice to get to this one, but I've got so much shit to get done before the move in 3 weeks... TODAY...woooohoooooooo

[scumdog]

OOooohhhhhhhh....I gedditt!!!
It's all about me again!!!!

If I was more sensitive I'd be feeling................................awww who am I kidding......you lot have hurt me to the core.........time to curl up in the corner with my thumb in my mouth and rock backwards and forwards.
IT'S CALLED CHARACTER YOU DUMMIES!!!!


Of course it's about YOU - it's ALWAYS about you!:nya:

[idb]

Of course it's about YOU - it's ALWAYS about you!:nya:

I knew it.....I bloody well knew it!!!!!!

[Daffyd]

I've booked in for a service on the friday, so I may just stay in Dunedin overnight and ride up with the rest of you on saturday. I believe that there are a few Dunedin riders who have never ridden the George King route. This could be a good opportunity to show some of you riders a new route. :)

Does the King George route include gravel?

Any one going up on Friday?

[Ruralman]

Does the King George route include gravel?

Any one going up on Friday?

No gravel - just lots and lots of corners and a couple of big descents and climbs - there is an alternative route through a bit of private road that comes out at the Pukerangi Railway station that has a fair bit of gravel if you're keen and get permission.

[Daffyd]

No gravel - just lots and lots of corners and a couple of big descents and climbs - there is an alternative route through a bit of private road that comes out at the Pukerangi Railway station that has a fair bit of gravel if you're keen and get permission.

Definitely NOT keen!

[Ghost_Bullet]

still be nice to get to this one, but I've got so much shit to get done before the move in 3 weeks... TODAY...woooohoooooooo

Oh I do not envey moving.. a task and a half, all the best with it and the unpacking.... we moved some 2 years ago, and most of our stuff is still in a 40ft container, and some stuff in it is from a move in 97 and the boxes are still sealed... lol.
I am sure you got a load of hands to help, but if you guys got short, then call and I could lend a hand.


Finally rolled my tent up after the pouring rain last weekend on the coast... nice and dry now and ready for whatever next weekend!!!!!:done: hoping for :sunny: though. You can have a little to much rain:yes: rain builds character of course... oh imagine rain and a ducati... double character!!!!:gob:

[NighthawkNZ]

Any one going up on Friday?

Its not open for outsiders on the friday... just saturday night

[idb]

... oh imagine rain and a ducati... double character!!!!:gob:

Someone understands at last!!!!

[scumdog]

Its not open for outsiders on the friday... just saturday night

So what time do you Dunners types want to meet at Outram?

1pm seen too late?

I thought a stop at Clarkes Junction en route, then the Middlemarch pub for an hour then the rally site.

Whatchasay??

[botb]

Sounds good to me will see what the other dayriders are doing... may be quite a few of us so may have to split the group up a bit but all up in the air will do some ringing around and see who's coming for daytrip etc and who's not :yes:

[Ruralman]

The long range forecast at the moment has a polar blast coming through on Thurs with strong cold SthWesterlies and snow to fairly low levels. Showers clearing on Friday. This should mean it will be relatively fine on Saturday, maybe still a bit windy but be prepared for it to be farking cold up at Middlemarch - so if you were dithering about putting on those hotgrips or buying some thermals just get it done 'cos you'll need them.

[scumdog]

The long range forecast at the moment has a polar blast coming through on Thurs with strong cold SthWesterlies and snow to fairly low levels. Showers clearing on Friday. This should mean it will be relatively fine on Saturday, maybe still a bit windy but be prepared for it to be farking cold up at Middlemarch - so if you were dithering about putting on those hotgrips or buying some thermals just get it done 'cos you'll need them.

Yup, got me woolly Y-fronts sorted!

Bur seriously, even when it's fine up in Middlemarch the temperature can be 'brisk' to say the least.

Seen a wet truck-deck being used as a stage ice-up on front of my eyes at one rally there.:yes:

[Ghost_Bullet]

Hell I better dredge the draws for those therm's then .... :gob:

[miSTa]

Whatchasay??

Off topic: You caught Dangerese ya old coot? :yes:



On topic: Have a good one shame I can't be there, don't do anything I wouldn't do.

[scumdog]

Off topic: You caught Dangerese ya old coot? :yes:

A special secret language known only to true southern KBers, the ones that go to LOTS of rallies...:whistle: :lol: :bleh:

[miSTa]

A special secret language known only to true southern KBers, the ones that go to LOTS of rallies...:whistle: :lol: :bleh:
Who's the one who missed the March Hare? Family reasons...ha!

[Ghost_Bullet]

I think I asked this question ealier... are there any other loons headin down from Canturbury?

Hopefulle the weatehr does clear for the weekend... I do not fancy gettin wet like the Mok' but whatever will be will be... :mellow:

Lookin forward to it me is... esp to see this part of the country... Never been into the Middlemarch area... are there Hobbits there?

[scumdog]

... Never been into the Middlemarch area... are there Hobbits there?

Yes, the rest of your family is already there....:dodge:

[idb]

... are there Hobbits there?

No, but some people bring their own bad ones.

[Ghost_Bullet]

Yes, the rest of your family is already there....:dodge: Do they sell glass bottle with the bottoms missing at this rally??? :innocent:


No, but some people bring their own bad ones.

Hobbits or habbits? There could be a scumy hobbit if I bring my swiss army knife... :devil2:

:mellow:

[idb]

Hobbits or habbits?

Yes


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[scumdog]

Yes


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"Listen son, no reason for you to be here, now just hobbit before you feel the toe of my boot"

[idb]

"Listen son, no reason for you to be here, now just hobbit before you feel the toe of my boot"

"A blind man should never Fro-do at passing cars"

[miSTa]

"Listen son, no reason for you to be here, now just hobbit before you feel the toe of my boot"
Police brutality! :whocares:

[Ghost_Bullet]

This thread is quickly becoming threatening and violent... nothing like some desensitisation.... :mellow:

[Ruralman]

The long range forecast at the moment has a polar blast coming through on Thurs with strong cold SthWesterlies and snow to fairly low levels. Showers clearing on Friday. This should mean it will be relatively fine on Saturday, maybe still a bit windy but be prepared for it to be farking cold up at Middlemarch - so if you were dithering about putting on those hotgrips or buying some thermals just get it done 'cos you'll need them.

Ahh not sure quite how to put this - lets just say that after the forecast I saw tonight I formally withdraw my expectations of an improvement on Saturday - hopefully it'll affect the Crusaders more than the Highlanders

[miSTa]

and mindless dribble...none of it mine. :innocent:

[scumdog]

and mindless dribble...none of it mine. :innocent:

Yeah, Ghost Bullet started it with his Hobbit comment....trouble maker.

[NighthawkNZ]

weather not looking good... bugger it all... :(

[Ghost_Bullet]

Whos worry'ing:whocares: about weather?????...I think best worry more about scummy dribble,