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The_Dover
6th March 2007, 08:09
Looks like I'm gonna have to pre-order a 2022 RSVR now.

Vicky popped out a baby girl at 5.40am this morning. Mother and baby are both fine, in fact baby hasn't been off the tit since she came out. Got my munchies I think.

I spent about three hours giggling like a little bitch on the nitrous. It was cool but if you haven't seen that vid of the python and the baby hippo, google it now to get an idea.

Joni
6th March 2007, 08:11
Congrats Ben, to both you and Vix.
Wish you and your family all the best.
:sunny:

kiwifruit
6th March 2007, 08:11
Way to go Vicky and Ben!
Welcome Taylor :D

Mr Merde
6th March 2007, 08:12
Congratulations Dover,

My regards to your good lady.

bugjuice
6th March 2007, 08:13
congrats guys..
don't call her somethin stupid like 'Zookie'.. go for a classy name like Kawa..

may she give you many sleepless nights

White trash
6th March 2007, 08:13
Thanks for the text cunt.

Congratulations for both of you mate, I'm sure you'll make a great dad. Err......

placidfemme
6th March 2007, 08:13
Congrats Dover + Vicky :)

ManDownUnder
6th March 2007, 08:20
Very cool - congrats guys!

Trudes
6th March 2007, 08:29
in fact baby hasn't been off the tit since she came out.

So we know who she takes after eh!!
Congrats to you both, and welcome to the world little biker angel!!!:sunny:

MyGSXF
6th March 2007, 08:30
Congratulations!!!!!!! :Punk:

Colapop
6th March 2007, 08:34
SO YOU SPENT THE NIGHT ON THE 'NET WHILE SHE GRUNTED IN THE OTHER ROOM? dID YOU TELL HER TO KEEP IT DOWN?

CONGRATS HOMO... HOW DOES MAURICE FEEL ABOUT THIS?

YOU'RE STILL A HOT BITCH VIX!

The Stranger
6th March 2007, 08:36
So we know who she takes after eh!!


Placidfemme?

Goblin
6th March 2007, 08:37
It was cool but if you haven't seen that vid of the python and the baby hippo, google it now to get an idea.You have such a way with words! Congrats to you both!! Well done Vicky! Bring on the poo, spew, wees and sleepless nights....haha.:sunny:

Scouse
6th March 2007, 08:40
Congrats Ben and Vikky

Riff Raff
6th March 2007, 08:43
About bloody time!

Congratsies and all that. When are visiting hours?

Deviant Esq
6th March 2007, 08:44
Congrats guys! :2thumbsup

DMNTD
6th March 2007, 08:45
So was it black? :dodge:

Congrad's you guys and welcome to a whole new rush of Life dude. :Punk:

Maverick
6th March 2007, 08:55
Congrats guys, all the best, hope to catch up with you again someday,

Matt :cool:

cowpoos
6th March 2007, 08:57
Looks like I'm gonna have to pre-order a 2022 RSVR now.

Vicky popped out a baby girl at 5.40am this morning. Mother and baby are both fine, in fact baby hasn't been off the tit since she came out. Got my munchies I think.

I spent about three hours giggling like a little bitch on the nitrous. It was cool but if you haven't seen that vid of the python and the baby hippo, google it now to get an idea.
good on ya mate?? does it weight much??

is it on trade me yet??

and is it white?

Grahameeboy
6th March 2007, 08:58
Congrats mate.........

Keystone19
6th March 2007, 09:00
About bloody time!


Second that....

Congrats you two...

Trudes
6th March 2007, 09:07
Bring on the poo, spew, wees and sleepless nights....haha.:sunny:

Meanwhile the baby will be a perfect angel.

Jimmy B
6th March 2007, 09:10
Awesome Guys, congratulations and mate, that rush will be occasionally repeated for years to come...

boomer
6th March 2007, 09:11
CONGRATULATIONS
Benjamine & Victoria


Thats blown the saying 'it takes a man to make a girl'. Let the bank draining, sleepless nights, nappy changing, FUN begin!

Well done Vix, your the bravest girl i know....


Welcome little one

:spudwave: :spudflip: :spudwave: :spudflip: :spudwave: :spudflip: :spudwave:

texmo
6th March 2007, 09:12
Good shit mate. Congrats to the both of ya.

judecatmad
6th March 2007, 09:16
So bubs finally decided to put in an appearance eh?!

Congrats to you both!

babyB
6th March 2007, 09:21
Babies are so wonderful nice
theyre made not only of sugar and spice!
theyre made of charms & smiles & laughter
And happeness forever after!
Congratulations
and best of luck
to you all

Fub@r
6th March 2007, 09:25
You'll definetly have no time now Ben.

Congrats to you both...........I just hope the world is ready for another Dover :)

Finn
6th March 2007, 09:25
Mother and baby are both fine

So how's the father or doesn't he know yet?

Okay, you've had your fun. Back to work.

skelstar
6th March 2007, 09:28
Awesome stuff Dover. Must be quite special. Congrats.

Finn
6th March 2007, 09:37
Must be quite special.

How could you say something so mean? You should be ashamed of yourself.

onearmedbandit
6th March 2007, 09:40
Congratulations to you both! I've got two daughters, they'll change your life mate, it's simply unreal.

Macktheknife
6th March 2007, 09:47
Huge congratulations to you Vix, and I suppose Dover does deserve some recognition, after all, he started it lol.
'May all your troubles be little ones' now takes on a new meaning huh?
Seriously, I wish you both the very best and all good things to your new baby.

Kornholio
6th March 2007, 09:52
Congrats man... I feel sorry for the kid but being Welsh Im sure she will get over it :D

TerminalAddict
6th March 2007, 09:58
congrats mate ... I'm sure being NZ she'll learn how to speak enrish wiff a proper accent eh? ;)

Matt Bleck
6th March 2007, 09:58
Congrats Vicky & Ben!!!!

_Gina_
6th March 2007, 09:58
Well done guys :D

All the best with modifying your daughter to suit your life ;)

Gina

p.s.
You can lie on your stomach again now Vix!!!

gijoe1313
6th March 2007, 10:00
Congrats both to both of you! Glad to hear that all is well and you've got a new addition to the household. Guess you'll need to work out how to get a baby seat on the back of your ride now!

Let the sleepless nights begin ... can't wait till she's older and seeing Dover sitting outside on the porch in his rocking chair with a shotty loaded with rock salt! :msn-wink:

Swoop
6th March 2007, 10:19
Congratulations Dover and Vixter!:first:

Gremlin
6th March 2007, 12:03
Congratulations! :first:

Ben seems very quiet... catching up on some :zzzz: :zzzz: ?

Switch
6th March 2007, 12:11
Congrats, Good Luck :first:. How long till your new baby gets a bike ;) ?

mstriumph
6th March 2007, 12:14
CONGRATULATIONS, VIXTER, that's just WONDERFUL , you brave, good gal you, MARVELOUS EFFORT!!!




oh - and congrats to you, too, Dover .......:sunny:

riffer
6th March 2007, 12:16
Congratulations!

Daughters are great fun. And a worry - all in one.

Good luck to you both.

Chickadee
6th March 2007, 12:16
Congratulations! Awesome news guys

All the best - looking forward to seeing Benjamina/Vixterthe2nd

Lots of love
Chickadee

idleidolidyll
6th March 2007, 12:19
Life as you knew it just ended, the first 2 years are hell, the next 4 are the best, the next 5 are OK but with major issues, the rest until she leaves will be total hell.

welcome to parenthood

but grandparenthood rocks! Spoil em, feed em chocolate, coffee and V, wind them up for hours or a day or two then send em home for the parents to sort out.

Donor
6th March 2007, 12:24
Congrats.

'nuff said.

mstriumph
6th March 2007, 12:27
....................... oh - and do you realise - she's got the same birthday as MICHELANGELO ?????????



oh - erm - AND Crazy Steve .... :dodge:

apteryx_haasti
6th March 2007, 12:29
Congrats on the new addition - when's she getting her own log on?

Guitana
6th March 2007, 12:30
Congratulations Dover and Vixter well done on the new baby!!!!

NotaGoth
6th March 2007, 12:42
Well... Its been just over a year since I last seen Dover and his gorgeous lady... And in all honesty I never even knew you were expecting.....

Congrats on the new arrival... Its fantastic news to hear....

She's gonna be an absolute stunner... ;)


P.S bring on the photos!

Finn
6th March 2007, 12:55
Well... Its been just over a year since I last seen Dover and his gorgeous lady... And in all honesty I never even knew you were expecting.....

Kittie, that's because the human gestation period is 9 months.

I'm about to take daddy out for a beer or two. Dover's coming as well.

Mrs Busa Pete
6th March 2007, 13:11
Congratulations vikter and Dover you will no dealt have a life time of cherished times with your new little bundle of joy. And Dover you deserve one:apint:

tide
6th March 2007, 13:30
Congrats guys all the best with the new addition... :Punk:

Deano
6th March 2007, 13:40
Congrats both of you, great to hear everything went well cuz.

That kids got some great heritage. hehe

nudemetalz
6th March 2007, 14:10
Congrats to ya !!

Freakshow
6th March 2007, 14:49
Congrats!! Dover and Vixter

Maha
6th March 2007, 15:34
Oh dear God!!......a Doverette in our midst, still, look on the bright side, with the right training, maybe, just maybe there will be a small chance she will grow to be just as normal as most of her wee peers...:yes:


Well done guys.....:woohoo:

cowpoos
6th March 2007, 15:52
P.S bring on the photos!

just got back from visiting vixtar and baby taylor in the baby having place...and she is indeed a cute wee beggar
Mom and bub are doin fine!! and so is dover [who as it turns out is the biggest bloody softy!!!!!]

Mrs Busa Pete
6th March 2007, 16:01
My god she is so tiny and look at that hair she is a real cutie for sure must take after mum.

ManDownUnder
6th March 2007, 16:03
Dover's coming as well.

So they've started on #2 already - shit that's a bit quick.

justsomeguy
6th March 2007, 16:14
Damn a Doverette...........:gob:

Who's your uncle........ damn I feel old....... :shit:

Good Luck mate - you're gonna need it and a bit more.:shutup:

I'm free whole of next week - if you want some errands run or something give us a yell ok.:yes:

Sheessh......... Dover's got a kid.......:mellow:

Ok - gonna go pinch myself now:bye:

Gwinch
6th March 2007, 16:37
Congrats Dover. :)

Smokin
6th March 2007, 16:57
Congratulations to all three of you.
How on earth are you going to break the news to her that your her father Dover?

2much
6th March 2007, 18:18
who the fuck let you breed? thought there would be a law about that or something?

congrats to you and vic bro, you must be stoked to know that they're not all swimming backwards

BarBender
6th March 2007, 18:24
And then there were three.
Congrats Dover!!!

Here come the sleepless nights....at least only for a short while.

DemonWolf
6th March 2007, 18:28
Congratulations!! Its absolutely amazing when your little one arrives. All the best to your new family!

Sensei
6th March 2007, 18:34
Excellent news Dover , Welcome to the real world now LOL .

McJim
6th March 2007, 18:35
Congratulations to you both. A wee sister for Mack - cool.

Seems like only 9 months ago you fellas were round here and Chickadee looked at Dover playing with our 2 kids and said "Awwww. You'll make someone a great dad some day!"

Didn't intend you to take her that seriously! :rofl:

Yep - she's a cute one - keep her away from my boys in 16 years time!

Bekki
6th March 2007, 18:41
She is so cute Ben! :love: :love: :love:


I'm free whole of next week - if you want some errands run or something give us a yell ok.:yes:
That's so sweet.. bling for you!

Hans
6th March 2007, 19:07
Congrats Dover!!! On the downside, no moneyshot, ha?

NotaGoth
6th March 2007, 19:10
just got back from visiting vixtar and baby taylor in the baby having place...and she is indeed a cute wee beggar
Mom and bub are doin fine!! and so is dover [who as it turns out is the biggest bloody softy!!!!!]


Awwww bless how gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!!! Baby Taylor that is!!! :dodge:

Thanks for that.... Got a cluck or two out of me... :love:

doc
6th March 2007, 19:17
Kittie, that's because the human gestation period is 9 months.

I'm about to take daddy out for a beer or two. Dover's coming as well.
Good on ya Finn. Dover has been through a hard time the last few hours I know delivery is hard work he deserves it.

kickingzebra
6th March 2007, 19:27
Good stiff there fella.

nodrog
6th March 2007, 19:29
Looks like I'm gonna have to pre-order a 2022 RSVR now.

Vicky popped out a baby girl at 5.40am this morning. Mother and baby are both fine, in fact baby hasn't been off the tit since she came out. Got my munchies I think.

I spent about three hours giggling like a little bitch on the nitrous. It was cool but if you haven't seen that vid of the python and the baby hippo, google it now to get an idea.

Congratulations Guys, all the best.

T.I.E
6th March 2007, 19:41
a huge congrats to vicki and yourself. let the fun begin.

Madness
6th March 2007, 19:52
You might want to pre-order a 2024 RSVR, bearing in mind the graduated licence system and all that..

Congratulations, I'll have a beer & a Marlboro in her honour.

oldguy
6th March 2007, 20:12
Congratulations Dover and Vixtar, enjoy this new life you guys have brought into this world, before you know it, Daddys little girl :innocent: will be all grown up and going out with Honda riders.:yes:

Congratulations

The_Dover
6th March 2007, 20:12
Thanks for all the kind words guys.

Kinda weird feeling, but that could be cos I'm fuckin knackered.

Got a fucking cool baby present, Pilot Powers 2CTs for the Gixxer.

I think we'll have to have another one soon, the gixxer likes tyres.

Colapop
6th March 2007, 20:13
Better make it quicker than 9 months then!!

The_Dover
6th March 2007, 20:16
I had a few local reprobates round for a beer tonight but I'll speak with Vic and organise something more formal.

I hear some sheep fuckers are up this weekend so we may be able to combine the celebrations.

I hope the baby likes Lion Red.

Thanks to the guys who came for a beer, means a lot.

doc
6th March 2007, 20:22
.

Kinda weird feeling, but that could be cos I'm fuckin knackered.


Check your employment contract about Paternity leave, that will help. Finn would be quite reasonable about that I expect.

The_Dover
6th March 2007, 20:25
Check your employment contract about Paternity leave, that will help. Finn would be quite reasonable about that I expect.

Work's not an issue. I got to go make sure the chains are on and they're all singing the gospel.

Just need to find some food and hit the sack, still pretty wired!

MD
6th March 2007, 20:34
Congrats. It's a wonderful moment, treasure it.
Call her Honda. Just say it a few thousand times until it grows on you, Honda, Honda, Honda, Honda... Honda is a great name for a girl.

doc
6th March 2007, 20:37
Work's not an issue. I got to go make sure the chains are on and they're all singing the gospel.

Just need to find some food and hit the sack, still pretty wired!
Your life will now be measured by what she thinks of you when you've gone.
Tip no 1. Start her bank account now. gixer sale would make a reasonable deposit to start with

The_Dover
6th March 2007, 20:45
Your life will now be measured by what she thinks of you when you've gone.
Tip no 1. Start her bank account now. gixer sale would make a reasonable deposit to start with

Ok, anyone wanna buy mummy's 750?

The_Dover
6th March 2007, 20:48
Here's a couple of pics of my new girl!

She's the one on the left. I think the other one is a coconut.

doc
6th March 2007, 20:48
Ok, anyone wanna buy mummy's 750?
You do that she takes half the gixer. she will probably want her half diagonally

The_Dover
6th March 2007, 20:49
You mean the pillion seat?

paturoa
6th March 2007, 21:07
Well done to both of you!

So you'll be posting in the wee hours for a while huh.

Oh and get her to max out how many days she stays at the outing place. Don't take any shite from them to push u out the door - you've paid your taxes - enjoy!

jtzzr
6th March 2007, 21:16
Congrats on the new arrival to you both.:rockon:

jtzzr
6th March 2007, 21:30
Here's a couple of pics of my new girl!

She's the one on the left. I think the other one is a coconut.

She`s gorgeous mate , are you gonna take coconut home as well?:dodge: Get some sleep mate , you will need it

candor
6th March 2007, 21:31
She's a cute one :yes: . Congrats to Mum and Dad Dover. A friend had one lately - dad fainted on sight !!!

GIXser
6th March 2007, 21:59
YO .. well done vic. awesome effort.. (hows taylors big sister....?)
we'll catch up when ya get back at home.. hang in there, and get that useless thing called "dover" to do some things around the house for a change


Dover you havent done anything really.. apart from "bust ya cookies" quite effortless really, i bet ya fell asleep half way through the conception too... clutching a bottle of coruba..

The_Dover
6th March 2007, 22:08
YO .. well done vic. awesome effort.. (hows taylors big sister....?)
we'll catch up when ya get back at home.. hang in there, and get that useless thing called "dover" to do some things around the house for a change


Dover you havent done anything really.. apart from "bust ya cookies" quite effortless really, i bet ya fell asleep half way through the conception too... clutching a bottle of coruba..

hey we can't all be metro.

some of us have to be more traditional

boomer
6th March 2007, 22:12
Beautiful wee thing, well done Vix, Ben!!!!

Sorry i didn't make it over.. i got lost :scooter:

Guitana
7th March 2007, 07:01
hey we can't all be metro.

some of us have to be more traditional

HAVE YOU:

Done the dishes

Made the bed

Vacuumed the house

Fed the Cat

Put the washing out???????

The_Dover
7th March 2007, 08:40
HAVE YOU:

Done the dishes

Made the bed

Vacuumed the house

Fed the Cat

Put the washing out???????

Of course she hasn't. She's still at the maternity unit with the baby.

But don't worry, it's all ready and waiting for her when she comes home.

MyGSXF
7th March 2007, 08:49
Here's a couple of pics of my new girl!

She's gorgeous Dover.. :yes: (& has helmet hair already... :shutup: xlnt.. gotta start em young!!! )

Guitana
7th March 2007, 08:59
Of course she hasn't. She's still at the maternity unit with the baby.

But don't worry, it's all ready and waiting for her when she comes home.

Good Man! just cos she's just given birth is no reason to slack off!!!!

wybmadiity
7th March 2007, 11:14
Congrats on the new arrival Ben and Vicky! :)

p.s you sure your the father ... she is very cute :p

Korumba
7th March 2007, 12:34
Congrats to both of you....Very pleased you had a R1 rider!

Now your family can have a bit of quality engineering in the garage.

Toaster
7th March 2007, 12:37
Congratulations Dover.

Enjoy!

kiwifruit
7th March 2007, 15:10
I can see the resemblance Ben :sunny:

Toast
7th March 2007, 16:55
Shit, didn't see that coming...she looked fairly small in December...

Congrats you two :niceone:

The Stranger
7th March 2007, 18:06
Mom and bub are doin fine!! and so is dover [who as it turns out is the biggest bloody softy!!!!!]

Aw isn't that cute - Dover all gooey.

Mr Merde
8th March 2007, 09:28
...... - Dover all gooey.


Is that why he wears his leathers so loose?

Swoop
8th March 2007, 10:19
Of course she hasn't. She's still at the maternity unit with the baby.

But don't worry, it's all ready and waiting for her when she comes home.

WTF? You let her out of the kitchen for the birth??? :scratch:

The_Dover
8th March 2007, 10:31
WTF? You let her out of the kitchen for the birth??? :scratch:

she was in the way of the fridge.

Swoop
8th March 2007, 10:34
she was in the way of the fridge.

Glad to see you have chosen your words well and NOT said "she was as big as a fridge". :whistle:

beyond
9th March 2007, 07:41
Just spotted this post. Sorry I missed it but Congrats to both you and Vicky.

Awesome mate!

mikey
10th March 2007, 18:58
Vicky popped out a baby girl at 5.40am this morning. Mother and baby are both fine, in fact baby hasn't been off the tit since she came out.

hope it doesnt look like you or you might
be up for 18yrs of child support when the fuker starts crying and you shoot off down to the shop to get some ciggies.... or get them in glasgow

doc
10th March 2007, 19:18
Looks like I'm gonna have to pre-order a 2022 RSVR now..
WTF didn't know you were a closet Italian freak does the missus know yet.
I would have thought you had a secret lusting for Finn's Repsol.

lia
12th March 2007, 20:41
CONGRATS from Pomgolia...She looks like a wise old lady already....unlike her parents

Juzzer and the tribe

vixter
16th March 2007, 15:44
ben printed out the thread and bought it to the maternity unit so i could read what everyone had wrote

just want to say thanks to all you guys and gals for the kind wishes

BABY is doing fine. she is now 10 days old,feels like we had her alot longer but all is good and she is a good baby seem to be enjoying it more this time round..

The_Dover
16th March 2007, 15:49
ben printed out the thread and bought it to the maternity unit so i could read what everyone had wrote

just want to say thanks to all you guys and gals for the kind wishes

BABY is doing fine. she is now 10 days old,feels like we had her alot longer but all is good and she is a good baby seem to be enjoying it more this time round..

what the fuck are you doing out of the kitchen?