dasser
6th March 2007, 13:06
A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, he was unable to get his penis erect.
The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged from a previous viral infection and that there was nothing he could actually do for him.:gob:
However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he was willing to take the risk. :yes:
The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissues from an elephant's trunk into his penis. :shit:
The man thought about it a while. The thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex again was just too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for it.:yes:
A few weeks after the operation he was given the green light to go and try out his newly renovated equipment. As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in town.
In the middle of dinner he felt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being extremely painful.
To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his penis sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and then returned to his trousers.:gob:
His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face said, "That was incredible! Can you do it again?":love:
With tears in his eyes he replied, "I think I can, but I'm not sure if another bread roll will fit up my arse!"
:no:
The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged from a previous viral infection and that there was nothing he could actually do for him.:gob:
However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he was willing to take the risk. :yes:
The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissues from an elephant's trunk into his penis. :shit:
The man thought about it a while. The thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex again was just too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for it.:yes:
A few weeks after the operation he was given the green light to go and try out his newly renovated equipment. As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in town.
In the middle of dinner he felt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being extremely painful.
To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his penis sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and then returned to his trousers.:gob:
His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face said, "That was incredible! Can you do it again?":love:
With tears in his eyes he replied, "I think I can, but I'm not sure if another bread roll will fit up my arse!"
:no: