Indy has news!

[Colapop]

Indy has news. He is going to share... I'm sure he's going to share...

[yungatart]

Col, you are a stirrer and a bastard!
Haven't you got a bike to fix or summat?

[Indiana_Jones]

You're a bastard Col lol

-Indy

[Colapop]

I'm sorry, what was that? How long...? Really? Interesting....



Why yes, yes I am - a complete and utter Bastard!

[Indiana_Jones]

lol, it's in other threads you know

-Indy

[Squeak the Rat]

Remember to stretch before and after a long walk....

[Colapop]

He sends me emails...

"Enjoy your piss old man, it shall be your last…..." ... an excerpt from "Indy's Threats.com"

Bwahahahahaha!!! What are you going to do? Ride down here and kick my arse?

[Karma]

Indy has news. He is going to share... I'm sure he's going to share...


Taking delight in the suffering of others eh.

Well lets hope you soon come to know the joys of losing a licence or having your bike royally shit itself.

[Deviant Esq]

C'mon Indy. Spill your guts. Ahem, figuratively speaking of course! :innocent:

[Indiana_Jones]

Col can Ride up here. then we can play some playstation :D

Tourist throphy?

-Indy

[Indiana_Jones]

C'mon Indy. Spill your guts. Ahem, figuratively speaking of course! :innocent:

lol I've lost my licence for 6 months

*Indy goes to finds a knife to spill his guts with*

-Indy

[Deviant Esq]

Ah yes. That would be the 105 in a 50 epside. Dude. I thought that was an old one you were referring to. After just getting your shiny new CBR250? Such a shame, you'll have to lend it to me for 6 months to keep it in good running order... :innocent:

Seriously though, major bummer. :( How much was the fine? And how did it happen?

[Indiana_Jones]

Ah yes. That would be the 105 in a 50 epside. Dude. After just getting your shiny new CBR250? Such a shame, you'll have to lend it to me for 6 months to keep it in good running order... :innocent:

Seriously though, major bummer. :( How much was the fine?

Donno, gotta goto court

-Indy

[Colapop]

Ah yes. That would be the 105 in a 50 epside. Dude. I thought that was an old one you were referring to. After just getting your shiny new CBR250? Such a shame, you'll have to lend it to me for 6 months to keep it in good running order... :innocent:

Seriously though, major bummer. :( How much was the fine? And how did it happen?
How did it happen?? Are you serious???

HE WAS GOING TOO FAST!!


It's not delight in the suffering of others - just Indy. We have something special...:love:

[Deviant Esq]

It's not delight in the suffering of others - just Indy. We have something special...:love:
:killingme

Yeah, I get that he was going too fast, that bit is kinda set in stone... just sorta wondering when / where / why the hell was Indy doing 105 in a 50 bloody stupid fool mutter mutter? Sorry Indy, life isn't Top Gun, you can't fly along tucked behind your screen with no lid on and a cheesy grin pumping your fist as military jets take off... Okay, so I've got TG special edition on DVD... Shhh...

[Indiana_Jones]

:killingme

Yeah, I get that he was going too fast, that bit is kinda set in stone... just sorta wondering when / where / why the hell was Indy doing 105 in a 50 bloody stupid fool mutter mutter? Sorry Indy, life isn't Top Gun, you can fly along tucked behind your screen with no lid on and a cheesy grin pumping your fist as military jets take off... Okay, so I've got TG special edition on DVD... Shhh...

Mint DVD isn't it?

Got surround sound? it's feakin' mint :Punk:

It was silly, no doubt about it.

-Indy

[Colapop]

TG?? Tugging Guys? Are you in that club too - Indy has a membership....

[Deviant Esq]

Mint DVD isn't it?

Got surround sound? it's feakin' mint :Punk:

It was silly, no doubt about it.
Best bloody DVD I ever bought. Until I realised how much I spent on it, and then saw it over here in the UK for like 1/10th the price. Still, the money is spent and the DVD is still awesome. Though Lord of the Rings special extended edtion trilogy was definitely a good buy too... Surround sound ftw!

Silly, yes. Still unfortunate to actually get pinged, we've all done silly things and mainly gotten away with it. Not this time for you. :(
Still, help bring back that lovin' feelin', lots of time for AJ now eh? :innocent:

[McJim]

lol I've lost my licence for 6 months
-Indy


Where did you see it last? I'm sure if we all have a good rumage around we can help you find it.

[Colapop]

I think he might have lost it while rummaging through the officers pants...

Find what you were looking for, Indy?

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Col, you are a stirrer and a bastard!
Haven't you got a bike to fix or summat?

I agree with you on this oneyoung lady. :Offtopic: are you back at work yet.

[Indiana_Jones]

I think he might have lost it while rummaging through the officers pants...

Find what you were looking for, Indy?

I can't until you cum to auckland

-Indy

[Swoop]

Naughty boy Indy... The pattern was full and you were not cleared for a high speed pass of the tower...
:rofl:

[Indiana_Jones]

"I really enjoyed that, Mav, thanks a lot. Holy shit...Maybe I could be a truck driver. You got the number of that truck-driving school?? Truck-master I think it was......."

-Indy

[vifferman]

Is 105 in a 50 zone like really bad? :confused:

Psshaw.... I often do more than that.
If I'm caught, do you think they'll let me off because I'm mental?

[Indiana_Jones]

Is 105 in a 50 zone like really bad? :confused:

Psshaw.... I often do more than that.
If I'm caught, do you think they'll let me off because I'm mental?

If you started acting mental at the time, I think they might just tazer you lol

-Indy

[Colapop]

I agree with you on this one younf lady..
gOTTA WATCH THOSE YOUNF LADIES...

Nothing to rebuild - been blatting around all week... just not legally... :dodge:

[Guitana]

Twice the legal speed limit eh INDY did the police officer throw you across the bonnet of his patrol car and have his evil way with you????
Or did he take pity cos you ride a Honda??
What would your old mate Tom think? You should've turned and burned!!!!!!
Time to join the club!
Heres a tip for ya when you go to the courthouse go into the toilets before you appear and stuff a handful of peanut butter down your arsecrack!!
When the judge asks how you plead stuff your hand down your daks and pull out a handful of peanut butter stick it in your mouth and rub it on your face and start laughing hysterically!!!
Not guilty by way of insanity! you may have to do some psych evaluations and take some medication for a while but you will avoid a heavy fine!!!!!!

Oh and make sure it's the extra chunky type (more realistic you could add some corn for effect).

[Indiana_Jones]

Heres a tip for ya when you go to the courthouse go into the toilets before you appear and stuff a handful of peanut butter down your arsecrack!!
When the judge asks how you plead stuff your hand down your daks and pull out a handful of peanut butter stick it in your mouth and rub it on your face and start laughing hysterically!!!
Not guilty by way of insanity! you may have to do some psych evaluations and take some medication for a while but you will avoid a heavy fine!!!!!!

Oh and make sure it's the extra chunky type (more realistic you could add some corn for effect).


That is fucking sick lol

Bling given :D

-Indy

[Guitana]

That is fucking sick lol

Bling given :D

-Indy

I aim to please any more fatherly advice needed dont hesitate to ask!!!!!!!

[Quartermile]

Twice the legal speed limit eh INDY did the police officer throw you across the bonnet of his patrol car and have his evil way with you????
Or did he take pity cos you ride a Honda??
What would your old mate Tom think? You should've turned and burned!!!!!!
Time to join the club!
Heres a tip for ya when you go to the courthouse go into the toilets before you appear and stuff a handful of peanut butter down your arsecrack!!
When the judge asks how you plead stuff your hand down your daks and pull out a handful of peanut butter stick it in your mouth and rub it on your face and start laughing hysterically!!!
Not guilty by way of insanity! you may have to do some psych evaluations and take some medication for a while but you will avoid a heavy fine!!!!!!

Oh and make sure it's the extra chunky type (more realistic you could add some corn for effect).

Hahaha very good, wouldn't put it past him though.....

[ManDownUnder]

On the bright side - I understand Indy has no problems getting in, behind any of the boys that want to take him, on their bikes... (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=45459)

Hey Hitch - those commas in the right place?

:whistle:

[Colapop]

I aim to please any more fatherly advice needed dont hesitate to ask!!!!!!!
Yeah... ahh I don't think he wants a spanking...

[Quartermile]

Yet again I dunno.........

[Smorg]

ahhh dude that sucks, I lost mine for 184 in a Hundy zone. Get it back in a day or two but I haven't gone to court yet so I may lose it for a longer time than that. Hoping to hell that I dont though.
Got pinged by the "ginger nemisis" as he is apparently known on KB on my way down Peak Road. He was pretty sweet about it though, could have arrested me and impounded the bike if he really wanted to screw me. You lost it for 6 months straight off the bat without going to court?

[Indiana_Jones]

You lost it for 6 months straight off the bat without going to court?

na, lost it for 28 days, going to court at the end of the month

and as for impounding, the cop said bikes don't come under the boy racer act BS, so they don't impound them normally

-Indy

[Guitana]

na, lost it for 28 days, going to court at the end of the month

and as for impounding, the cop said bikes don't come under the boy racer act BS, so they don't impound them normally

-Indy

You're lucky that copper did'nt give you a pounding 28 days that's a cake walk INDY I lost mine for 6 months.

[Smorg]

na, lost it for 28 days, going to court at the end of the month

and as for impounding, the cop said bikes don't come under the boy racer act BS, so they don't impound them normally

-Indy

How long after you got pulled over did you get your summons to court?

[Morcs]

hey mine was 105 in a 50 zone too!!

Join the club Goose!

I got the mandatory 28 day ban.

Then 3 months later had to go court, 6 month disqualification (minimum) and a $320 fine.

Sorry to hear this indy, i know how much it sucks... i was soo gutted that night...

[Indiana_Jones]

How long after you got pulled over did you get your summons to court?

You mean telling me when I had to goto court? right then and there, I havn't got anything in the mail yet (it hasn't even been 24 hours yet)

-Indy

[Indiana_Jones]

hey mine was 105 in a 50 zone too!!

Join the club Goose!

I got the mandatory 28 day ban.

Then 3 months later had to go court, 6 month disqualification (minimum) and a $320 fine.

Sorry to hear this indy, i know how much it sucks... i was soo gutted that night...

It didn't feel so bad, I knew it was gonna happen in the end lol. The only thing I can do now is laugh.

-Indy

[ManDownUnder]

The only thing I can do now is laugh.

-Indy

Credit where it's due - it's the truth and I'm happy to hear you not beating up the cops about it...

[Indiana_Jones]

Credit where it's due - it's the truth and I'm happy to hear you not beating up the cops about it...

No reason to, they caught me red handed.

-Indy

[Karma]

It didn't feel so bad, I knew it was gonna happen in the end lol.

I know I'm gonna die in the end, doesn't mean I'm gonna kill myself.

Depends on your viewpoint I spose... would you rather do 100 in a 50 until you get caught, or 120-130 in a 100 out in the wop wops?

I don't think I could go 6 months without the bike eh...

[Indiana_Jones]

I know I'm gonna die in the end, doesn't mean I'm gonna kill myself.

Depends on your viewpoint I spose... would you rather do 100 in a 50 until you get caught, or 120-130 in a 100 out in the wop wops?

I don't think I could go 6 months without the bike eh...

well i didn't quite mean it like that, but yea lol.

-Indy

[Kendog]

It didn't feel so bad, I knew it was gonna happen in the end lol. The only thing I can do now is laugh.

-Indy

I sure hope this is not intended in the manner it reads (at least how I read it)

[Disco Dan]

wop wops?



...What?

Googled 'wop wop' and think I found it....

[Deviant Esq]

LOL Dan, "out in wop wops" is the Kiwi way of saing "out in the sticks" or "the back of beyond". Same thing. As an aside: Animal rocks! :lol:

[Colapop]

Wop wops...What?
Ususally where you end up when you get lost (not if, when)

[KLOWN]

Twice the legal speed limit eh INDY did the police officer throw you across the bonnet of his patrol car and have his evil way with you????
Or did he take pity cos you ride a Honda??
What would your old mate Tom think? You should've turned and burned!!!!!!
Time to join the club!
Heres a tip for ya when you go to the courthouse go into the toilets before you appear and stuff a handful of peanut butter down your arsecrack!!
When the judge asks how you plead stuff your hand down your daks and pull out a handful of peanut butter stick it in your mouth and rub it on your face and start laughing hysterically!!!
Not guilty by way of insanity! you may have to do some psych evaluations and take some medication for a while but you will avoid a heavy fine!!!!!!

Oh and make sure it's the extra chunky type (more realistic you could add some corn for effect).


:nono: :nono: taking credit for what you saw on a tv programme naughty naughty

[ManDownUnder]

Ususally where you end up when you get lost (not if, when)

Or ... as found of page 73 of Dans handy dandy mapbook


...................Northern wop wops
................................^
Western wop wops <= Dan => Eastern wop wops
................................v
..................Southern wop wops

[Morcs]

Or ... as found of page 73 of Dans handy dandy mapbook


...................Northern wop wops
................................^
Western wop wops <= Dan => Eastern wop wops
................................v
..................Southern wop wops


:laugh:
:laugh:
:laugh:
:laugh:


Bling given..

[Guitana]

:nono: :nono: taking credit for what you saw on a tv programme naughty naughty

TV has it's merits I did most of my education in front of the TV! I don't want to take any credit I just want to spread the peanut butter!!!!:shutup: :shutup:

[mstriumph]

lol I've lost my licence for 6 months

*Indy goes to finds a knife to spill his guts with*

-Indy

WHAT??!!! ............obviously you shoulda stayed at sea m'lad!!

........ instead of being 'all at sea' as you are at the moment!! :yes:

[Guitana]

WHAT??!!! ............obviously you shoulda stayed at sea m'lad!!

........ instead of being 'all at sea' as you are at the moment!! :yes:

With all those big hairy seamen!!! Did you have to share a bunk????

[Maha]

lol I've lost my licence for 6 months



If you need a hand to find it.... i have a few hours spare tomorrow.....:yes:

[Switch]

:nono: :nono: taking credit for what you saw on a tv programme naughty naughty

Training Day. woohoo.
Sucks to hear indy. I'm sure it wont affect you that much :dodge:

[ManDownUnder]

What's I'd like to know is what gives anyone in hear the right to give Inday a hard time... he's getting such a pounding...

... he's saving himself for Tom...:killingme :rofl: :killingme

[Mr. Peanut]

100 in a 50 zone, big fucking deal. I'm sure if it was dangerous, Indy wouldn't have done it. Who was he harming?

A young man having fun, HOLY SHIT LOCK HIM UP!!!
Fuckin politicians.

[SixPackBack]

No reason why Madam Curious could not use this as an opportunity to get some riding experience.
Your not using the CBR250 ?:Punk:






That sucks dude:mellow:

[Mr. Peanut]

I'll bet somewhere out there, there's an FXR150 laughing its head off.

[mstriumph]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS]No reason why Madam Curious could not use this as an opportunity to get some riding experience

you know, that's a GREAT idea!!! :sunny:



[SIZE="1"]and wat's the betting he'd never get it back ...? :innocent:

[Grahameeboy]

LOL Dan, "out in wop wops" is the Kiwi way of saing "out in the sticks" or "the back of beyond". Same thing. As an aside: Animal rocks! :lol:

Humm..and in UK we say that too.....

[Grahameeboy]

Oh dear Indy.........should have stuck to flying Tornado's....

But you are right. Gonna happen sometime and it doesn't mean you are a hoon.......life ain't perfect......

[avgas]

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
sorry indy - dont worry happens to the best of us.
Got your ticket framed yet?

[Indiana_Jones]

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
sorry indy - dont worry happens to the best of us.
Got your ticket framed yet?

Good idea, I'll get onto that sometime :rockon:

-Indy

[Toaster]

"I really enjoyed that, Mav, thanks a lot. Holy shit...Maybe I could be a truck driver. You got the number of that truck-driving school?? Truck-master I think it was......."

-Indy

That would have to be my most watched movie - We coulda had him man, we coulda had him!.

Shame about ya licence bud. Should have offered them a lap-dance.:gob:

[Curious_AJ]

No reason why Madam Curious could not use this as an opportunity to get some riding experience.
Your not using the CBR250 ?:Punk:






That sucks dude:mellow:


err no i really dont think its a good idea.. id crash or drop the bike or something and then that would end me up on the "people to kill" list he's got in his drawer......

[avgas]

I've just been told that my frame to fit my xrays is now finished - hope to pick it up in the next month or so.
Where did you get caught doing 105?

[Indiana_Jones]

Where did you get caught doing 105?

Hillside road,

near link drive

-Indy

[Curious_AJ]

so many people i know/knew have been caught there...

[Indiana_Jones]

Can you blame them?

That corner around the "special" school is so fucking sweet :D

-Indy

[Curious_AJ]

its not bad, id say, yet ive only been on a little joy ride in a car around it doing 60.. lol... (wasnt driving btw)...

[avgas]

Hillside road,

near link drive

-Indy

Ahhh yes......Hitlersville - had a wanker cop pull me up for my bike smoking. Spent fucken 15 mins explaining it was a 2 stroke. In the end he called it in and told me i could only go to mechanics or home. I told to leave me alone and told him that i live in tauranga. I dont dislike the police - only cocks like this guy.

[R6_kid]

Donno, gotta goto court

-Indy

no you dont, unless there is a dangerous driving charge attached. Probably looking at around $700-1000 so start saving... and wtf in a 50kmh dude? Atleast have some dignity and save it for the open road.

Write them a letter and plead guilty, save yourself some time and money.

[Quartermile]

err no i really dont think its a good idea.. id crash or drop the bike or something and then that would end me up on the "people to kill" list he's got in his drawer......

Indy has a hit list :shit:, meh doesn't surprise me

[Quartermile]

no you dont, unless there is a dangerous driving charge attached. Probably looking at around $700-1000 so start saving... and wtf in a 50kmh dude? Atleast have some dignity and save it for the open road.

Write them a letter and plead guilty, save yourself some time and money.

Yep police with fines are a pain in the ass, cant tell you how I know that:innocent:

[Curious_AJ]

Indy has a hit list :shit:, meh doesn't surprise me

yeah, occasionally i add to it if i want him to whack anyone in particular... :yes:

[Quartermile]

yeah, occasionally i add to it if i want him to whack anyone in particular... :yes:

:shit:...............but I'm your buddy aye:yes:


:shifty:Get a bike

[Indiana_Jones]

no you dont, unless there is a dangerous driving charge attached. Probably looking at around $700-1000 so start saving... and wtf in a 50kmh dude? Atleast have some dignity and save it for the open road.

Write them a letter and plead guilty, save yourself some time and money.

I have "dangerous speed" or something, but no dangerous driving or reckless driving.

-Indy

[Colapop]

yeah, occasionally i add to it if i want him to whack anyone in particular... :yes:
Indy the hitman..... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That's farking hilarious!! :killingme :killingme :killingme

[Indiana_Jones]

Indy the hitman..... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That's farking hilarious!! :killingme :killingme :killingme

oh, I know what's funnier. Col the Fatman lol :innocent:

-Indy

[Curious_AJ]

:shit:...............but I'm your buddy aye:yes:


:shifty:Get a bike

you're my buddy... if you buy me a bike...

[Guitana]

yeah, occasionally i add to it if i want him to whack anyone in particular... :yes:

Could you get Indy to whack me off??????????:gob:

[Colapop]

You're a sick bastard aren't ya?

[Curious_AJ]

yes... a sick bastard indeed... lol... but i could probably get him to do it..

[Colapop]

He can have him. You can come and sit on my knee while he's away whacking... :innocent:

[Curious_AJ]

haha, filthy... but you have to be dressed as santa first ...

[Colapop]

I'll dress as Satan if you like! Is that the correct spelling....?

[Quartermile]

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh KINKEY:shifty:

[Curious_AJ]

S.A.N.T.A lol... ive never sat on his knee before... like.. ever.. i feel deprived mate...

[Guitana]

You're a sick bastard aren't ya?

Sir you flatter me!!!!

[earthbound misfit]

Indy, just think about Tom in Mission Impossible, things looked bad but he always got thru it in the end.

My condolences and all that, but after sitting on your CBR i thought it might be a fun bike to ride and I do live on the shore so when you are feeling up to it I might steal it off you for a ride,
Its also a bummer too that you cant take that mystery woman out for rides any more,

Never mind, shit happens

Take care

Mandy

[Indiana_Jones]

lol I feel just like Ethan hunt now....

Next time i'll do a runner a speed triple lol

-Indy

[Colapop]

S.A.N.T.A lol... ive never sat on his knee before... like.. ever.. i feel deprived mate...
You've never sat on mine either!

[ManDownUnder]

...I feel like Ethan hunt now....

I thought Mr Cruise was your one and only...

[Indiana_Jones]

I thought Mr Cruise was your one and only...

Cruise is Hunt lol

-Indy

[earthbound misfit]

Its just like the first time i met you Indy, the converstation went from bikes to sex to bikes etc,

But seriously i would like to try the CBR out, im insured etc, so let me know

I guess now youré not riding you can play online games with Colapop or something,

I do feel sorry for you though, I would be deeply depressed if I couldnt ride,
I can sit my full this month, so less chance of being pinged as it doesnt take much when you can only go 70ks anyway,

Take care

Mandy

[Indiana_Jones]

Well maybe, if you be nice to me :D

-Indy

[Curious_AJ]

You've never sat on mine either!

well fine! ill sit on yours... and if you dress as santa, then like.. i can do them both at the same time... hazzah!

[Swoop]

haha, filthy... but you have to be dressed as santa first ...

You are, quite possibly, very safe there... Remember that Santa only comes once a year.:whistle:

[Curious_AJ]

quite true... this year... im going to have a picture with santa if its the last thing i do...

[Colapop]

quite true... this year... im going to have a picture with santa if its the last thing i do...
What if I dress as Satan - then you could still kill two birds with one stone. and I could knock one off with two... :innocent:

[Curious_AJ]

lol! :P perhaps... but i dont want to kill any birds...

[Kittyhawk]

Indy - after meeting you on the thurs night ride, I would have thought you were a goody good and played by the rule book.....

Now if you are going to keep clean make sure you dont smother yourself in peanut butter....

[Curious_AJ]

mmm bum-crack peanut BUTTer...

[Indiana_Jones]

mmm bum-crack peanut BUTTer...

Dirty South African bitch!

-Indy

[Quartermile]

But thats why you love her isnt it

[Guitana]

Love is an illusion!!


But love is like peanut butter in your bumcrack no matter how much you spread it round it still leaves you with a bad taste in your mouth!!!!!!

[Quartermile]

Eeeewwww:sick:

[Curious_AJ]

Dirty South African bitch!

-Indy

you know its sexy ;) :yes:

[Indiana_Jones]

http://Indy.JustGotOwned.com

-Indy

[Curious_AJ]

bwahahahaahahahaha!!!

[Deviant Esq]

LOL Indy wtf?! Pissed myself laughing tho.

[Quartermile]

Can I get the pictures some of them went through too quick, very good though:eek::D

[Indiana_Jones]

http://Quartermile.justgotowned.com/

-Indy

[Swoop]

http://Indy.JustGotOwned.com

-Indy

The one with you tied to the tree, wearing a dress, is a bit disturbing...:gob:


:rofl:

[Curious_AJ]

http://Quartermile.justgotowned.com/

-Indy

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Quartermile]

Haha very funny but the pictures are still a bit fast at moments to really appreciate:D

[Jimmy B]

mmm bum-crack peanut BUTTer...

Did someone just say BUTTERRR, so ye wanto know me secrets then do ye?

Riddle me this

Im golden in colour and smooth to the touch, I'm BUTTTTER, what am I?

[Curious_AJ]

umm... butter?