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Matt Bleck
9th March 2007, 12:07
Timmaay! (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10427931) :killingme
-df-
9th March 2007, 12:11
how could someone be so...well....stupid!!!
onearmedbandit
9th March 2007, 12:13
Well at least they can't do her for possession.
Colapop
9th March 2007, 12:13
Granny with got some weed!
mstriumph
9th March 2007, 12:15
I rather liked the Google ad. just underneath the story...........

...................for "Plant Hire Specialists" :first: :laugh:
Swoop
9th March 2007, 12:26
Fourth year in a row???

I bet she dosen't have that problem next year..... :Police:
placidfemme
9th March 2007, 12:27
bahaha silly nana... now she's going to have to share her stash with the local constable...
Switch
9th March 2007, 12:27
Bhaahahha thats good :lol:
The Pastor
9th March 2007, 12:30
wind up surely?
Guitana
9th March 2007, 12:48
bahaha silly nana... now she's going to have to share her stash with the local constable...

Nothing like chillin with nana and sparking up a fatty!!!
Patrick
9th March 2007, 14:16
Happens more than you think... had two locally here myself...:yes:
Macktheknife
9th March 2007, 14:40
Nothing like chillin with nana and sparking up a fatty!!!

That is just WRONG!!!!
If you are having a fatty with your Nana, seek professional help FAST.
mooks
9th March 2007, 16:51
That is just WRONG!!!!
If you are having a fatty with your Nana, seek professional help FAST.


Reminds me of a interesting experience I had visiting my 87 year old great aunt in Aus a few years back - 'go down and water my plants under the deck' she says ........ 'sure' I say ......
I wander down under the deck, watering can in hand to find 5 of the best kept, neatly trimmed, well fed dope plants I've seen in a while! Not really the plants I envisaged her cultivating.
Damn i laughed. She uses it for pain with her colon cancer - amazing woman.
u4ea
9th March 2007, 18:49
had a mate when I was a teen who smoked waaaaaaaay more pot than me.:doobey: ........she married a cop:shit: ..........go figure !!!!!!she made mean dope cake too .......wonder if hubby loves :love: her cooking....:killingme
Wolf
9th March 2007, 21:01
My theory is: no one stole the stuff. She smoked it herself and got so wasted she couldn't remember what happened to it - because she'd have to be seriously wasted to phone up the cops and whinge about missing dope plants.
Must've been damned good shit, too - shared a class in school with a couple of guys that were wasted more often than Bob Marley and they never did anything as stupid as that.
Chaosmage
9th March 2007, 21:28
Classic. Well I know someone who's helpful neighbours reported people jumping his fence and robbing the premises. Cop's turned up and when 'someone' came home was pissed off. Turns out they were making off with his stash that he was hanging/drying in the garage.

:Punk: :sick: :shutup: :sunny: :shit:
Guitana
9th March 2007, 21:32
That is just WRONG!!!!
If you are having a fatty with your Nana, seek professional help FAST.

Fatty = A six paper joint you turkey gobbler!!!!
NighthawkNZ
9th March 2007, 21:43
Timmaay! (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10427931) :killingme

thats the funniest thing I have read in some time :)
Pixie
9th March 2007, 22:00
It aint called dope for nothing
Drew
9th March 2007, 22:26
A mate of mine had his pinched, and he knew who they were, I sugested a call to the fuzz from a phone booth. Allas it was a bunch of filthy fuckin gang members, and bringing the heat down on them would be less than wise.

Good on her I reckon, my top ten of scumbags, starts:

Kiddy fiddlers
Rapists
Theives
murderers...

Murderers after theives, because most the time there is a reason behind it.