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Disco Dan
9th March 2007, 14:11
I really hope this is a photoshop job.... :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

placidfemme
9th March 2007, 14:15
Gives a whole new meaning to giving head

Babelfish
9th March 2007, 14:22
Thats what I call a womb with a view!

SpankMe
9th March 2007, 14:24
It's a born again Christian being reborn :D

ManDownUnder
9th March 2007, 14:26
Exam question 11b - bonus question (10 pts)

Name two things this trainee proctologist is doing wrong

ManDownUnder
9th March 2007, 14:27
Is it just me - or do her boobs and gut look like a great big smiley face?

ManDownUnder
9th March 2007, 14:28
"Harold hit her G-spot right on the nose!"

ManDownUnder
9th March 2007, 14:29
She's ok but her boyfriend's a real fuck face

bugjuice
9th March 2007, 14:30
lol..

eating out tonight sir? Oh ok then, lets eat in then..

Disco Dan
9th March 2007, 14:31
Is it just me - or do her boobs and gut look like a great big smiley face?

...look MDU... shes winking ;)

SixPackBack
9th March 2007, 14:33
Giza a go I have a HUGE head :msn-wink:

ManDownUnder
9th March 2007, 14:33
Duncan loves porridge and but the cupboard was empty... he knew there was only one thing to do...

Macktheknife
9th March 2007, 14:34
So far Brian was not that impressed with the whole fad of 'rebirthing'.

Babelfish
9th March 2007, 14:34
New attack methods being practiced by the naked parachute commando regiment - Big Bertha squad

judecatmad
9th March 2007, 14:35
Where on earth do you get these pics from??!!! Actually, no, please don't tell me....it just bothers me! LOL

Macktheknife
9th March 2007, 14:36
"Here boy" boy boy boy boy

Sorry lady I can't seem to find your dog.

Disco Dan
9th March 2007, 14:37
Where on earth do you get these pics from??!!! Actually, no, please don't tell me....it just bothers me! LOL

www.extremefisting.com ...NOT work safe...

nadroj
9th March 2007, 14:38
Just a 'Heads Up' in Invergiggle!

BuFfY
9th March 2007, 14:39
Your a sick man disco, that is disgusting!
(even just a pic of her would be though....)

ManDownUnder
9th March 2007, 14:39
www.extremefisting.com (http://www.extremefisting.com)

oh no no no - I'm going to be suckered into that one... (NWS??)

ManDownUnder
9th March 2007, 14:40
Little know fact, but J Edgar's daughter REALLY lives up to her surname

Disco Dan
9th March 2007, 14:40
Your a sick man disco, that is disgusting!
(even just a pic of her would be though....)

:blip: you still owe me a chocolate fish woman!!! :yes:

ManDownUnder
9th March 2007, 14:40
"Here boy" boy boy boy boy

Sorry lady I can't seem to find your dog.

LMAO! Shouldn't that be bunny?

SpankMe
9th March 2007, 14:41
www.extremefisting.com ...NOT work safe...

The guy seems confused about which appendage he should be using. :confused:

ManDownUnder
9th March 2007, 14:41
:blip: you still owe me a chocolate fish woman!!! :yes:

...that's you looking for a chocolate fish???

ManDownUnder
9th March 2007, 14:42
The guy seems confused about which appendage he should be using. :confused:

Don't speak too soon - he's not all in yet...

Disco Dan
9th March 2007, 14:44
...that's you looking for a chocolate fish???

Yeah I was told to look for it...

"dark, wet and can take a mans head"

ManDownUnder
9th March 2007, 14:47
"Well doc it's like this. I was on down on all fours fixing the bottom paling of the fence when this young guy - Dan - came roaring round the corner"

ManDownUnder
9th March 2007, 14:48
"I'm always telling him to take his head out from up his arse - I guess this is an improvement?"

Disco Dan
9th March 2007, 14:48
"Well doc it's like this. I was on down on all fours fixing the bottom paling of the fence when this young guy - Dan - came roaring round the corner"

mwuahahahaha!


My chest is not that hairy... *shaves* :innocent:

ManDownUnder
9th March 2007, 14:50
Hey lady - good news - I found your bike! ...it's behind the piano..:gob:

ManDownUnder
9th March 2007, 14:52
... and for the Python fans - sing along!

"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...."

BuFfY
9th March 2007, 14:53
:blip: you still owe me a chocolate fish woman!!! :yes:

WHY!!

I so don't

Mrs Busa Pete
9th March 2007, 14:53
We don't want to know what you and your girlfriend get up to disco. I don't remember you bring her to any of the party's lickypop might of left you alone.


MRS BUSA PETE

oh what are you doing on those sites you'll go blind

Macktheknife
9th March 2007, 14:53
... and for the Python fans - sing along!

"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...."

"Sit on my face and tell me that you care."

Love that song!
Can't bling you again, must spread it around etc. I reckon there is enough spreading going on around here though! lol

Disco Dan
9th March 2007, 14:53
...eh eh eh....

Disco Dan
9th March 2007, 14:55
WHY!!

I so don't

yeah you do?

...just simply because you had the honour of meeting me... and because im all magnificant and special :yes:

wheres my chocolate fish woman!! GIMME! !

ManDownUnder
9th March 2007, 14:56
"Sit on my face and tell me that you care."

Love that song!
Can't bling you again, must spread it around etc. I reckon there is enough spreading going on around here though! lol

I love to hear you oralise
But when I'm between your thighs
You blow me away!

BuFfY
9th March 2007, 14:57
yeah you do?

...just simply because you had the honour of meeting me... and because im all magnificant and special :yes:

wheres my chocolate fish woman!! GIMME! !

It is you who had the honor... because I am truely spectacular!

I'm not giving you anything!

Disco Dan
9th March 2007, 14:59
It is you who had the honor... because I am truely spectacular!



*typical female response* :innocent:

BuFfY
9th March 2007, 15:01
*typical female response* :innocent:

So you're used to females not wanting to give you anything :bleh:

Mrs Busa Pete
9th March 2007, 15:05
So you're used to females not wanting to give you anything :bleh:

But buffy he is really good at giveing head. Oh sorry you are to small.

Maha
9th March 2007, 15:07
Hey NED!!!.......out of the 42 post so far you have posted 14..or 1/3 of all posts......:yes: time to put fatty down mate and move on.....:killingme

ManDownUnder
9th March 2007, 15:10
Mark though "Fanny May" was her name...

it was actually a warning... and then - Fanny DID!

Disco Dan
9th March 2007, 15:13
So you're used to females not wanting to give you anything :bleh:

Im normally fighting them off...

*two date dan* ;) LOL

Macktheknife
9th March 2007, 15:16
Im normally fighting them off...

*two date dan* ;) LOL

Funny I thought it was their boyfriends you were normally fighting off! or was that not fighting?

BuFfY
9th March 2007, 15:18
Funny I thought it was their boyfriends you were normally fighting off! or was that not fighting?

Good call! Hitting on other guys girlfriends doesn't count...

Macktheknife
9th March 2007, 15:20
Good call! Hitting on other guys girlfriends doesn't count...

Neither does hitting on their boyfriends, oh wait that's Indy sorry.

ManDownUnder
9th March 2007, 15:24
*two date dan* ;) LOL

I thought it was "too late" Dan

"I'll just slip into something comfy"

"allright... er err eRR ERRR... don't bother... it's too late"

Disco Dan
9th March 2007, 15:48
*target* :innocent:

MrMelon
9th March 2007, 16:41
That's one huuuuge bitch!

SixPackBack
9th March 2007, 16:50
Im normally fighting them off...

*two date dan* ;) LOL

Huh?.......I dunno Dan rumour has it your catch phrase is "won't take long did it"
Try holdin' on to it son!!:rockon:

paturoa
9th March 2007, 17:19
is he a dick head ?

nadroj
9th March 2007, 18:26
Im normally fighting them off...

*two date dan* ;) LOL

More like sore date Dan!

Shadows
11th March 2007, 23:07
Is it just me - or do her boobs and gut look like a great big smiley face?

Nah, its Kermit the Frog.

Guitana
12th March 2007, 07:04
Fuck that's one big hairy BABY!!!! Must've hurt like a bitch!!

ManDownUnder
13th March 2007, 15:28
"And here's the photo confirming everyone's suspicions. Jonathan really is stuck up."

scumdog
13th March 2007, 16:01
"Boris was not expecting this when he was threatened with a box around the ears"

Pillick
13th March 2007, 19:55
"Boris was not expecting this when he was threatened with a box around the ears"

thats just gold

paturoa
13th March 2007, 20:30
I think that guy is fucked in the head

paturoa
13th March 2007, 20:31
fucked his brains out

Disco Dan
4th January 2008, 12:43
thread resurrection !

Skunk
4th January 2008, 13:32
thread resurrection !
W H Y ! ?

10chrs

Laava
4th January 2008, 16:08
You're a bad man Dan!!!!!:devil2:

trump-lady
4th January 2008, 17:39
i feel very skinny all of a sudden.......... disturbed but skinny none the less

ynot slow
4th January 2008, 18:04
"Here boy" boy boy boy boy

Sorry lady I can't seem to find your dog.

But I found cricket Nicky,Nicky I've found him.

Laava
4th January 2008, 21:09
So it's a caption comp now then?