(NWS) ...Going to be sick...

[Disco Dan]

I really hope this is a photoshop job.... :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

[placidfemme]

Gives a whole new meaning to giving head

[Babelfish]

Thats what I call a womb with a view!

[SpankMe]

It's a born again Christian being reborn :D

[ManDownUnder]

Exam question 11b - bonus question (10 pts)

Name two things this trainee proctologist is doing wrong

[ManDownUnder]

Is it just me - or do her boobs and gut look like a great big smiley face?

[ManDownUnder]

"Harold hit her G-spot right on the nose!"

[ManDownUnder]

She's ok but her boyfriend's a real fuck face

[bugjuice]

lol..

eating out tonight sir? Oh ok then, lets eat in then..

[Disco Dan]

Is it just me - or do her boobs and gut look like a great big smiley face?

...look MDU... shes winking ;)

[SixPackBack]

Giza a go I have a HUGE head :msn-wink:

[ManDownUnder]

Duncan loves porridge and but the cupboard was empty... he knew there was only one thing to do...

[Macktheknife]

So far Brian was not that impressed with the whole fad of 'rebirthing'.

[Babelfish]

New attack methods being practiced by the naked parachute commando regiment - Big Bertha squad

[judecatmad]

Where on earth do you get these pics from??!!! Actually, no, please don't tell me....it just bothers me! LOL

[Macktheknife]

"Here boy" boy boy boy boy

Sorry lady I can't seem to find your dog.

[Disco Dan]

Where on earth do you get these pics from??!!! Actually, no, please don't tell me....it just bothers me! LOL

www.extremefisting.com ...NOT work safe...

[nadroj]

Just a 'Heads Up' in Invergiggle!

[BuFfY]

Your a sick man disco, that is disgusting!
(even just a pic of her would be though....)

[ManDownUnder]

www.extremefisting.com (http://www.extremefisting.com)

oh no no no - I'm going to be suckered into that one... (NWS??)

[ManDownUnder]

Little know fact, but J Edgar's daughter REALLY lives up to her surname

[Disco Dan]

Your a sick man disco, that is disgusting!
(even just a pic of her would be though....)

:blip: you still owe me a chocolate fish woman!!! :yes:

[ManDownUnder]

"Here boy" boy boy boy boy

Sorry lady I can't seem to find your dog.

LMAO! Shouldn't that be bunny?

[SpankMe]

www.extremefisting.com ...NOT work safe...

The guy seems confused about which appendage he should be using. :confused:

[ManDownUnder]

:blip: you still owe me a chocolate fish woman!!! :yes:

...that's you looking for a chocolate fish???

[ManDownUnder]

The guy seems confused about which appendage he should be using. :confused:

Don't speak too soon - he's not all in yet...

[Disco Dan]

...that's you looking for a chocolate fish???

Yeah I was told to look for it...

"dark, wet and can take a mans head"

[ManDownUnder]

"Well doc it's like this. I was on down on all fours fixing the bottom paling of the fence when this young guy - Dan - came roaring round the corner"

[ManDownUnder]

"I'm always telling him to take his head out from up his arse - I guess this is an improvement?"

[Disco Dan]

"Well doc it's like this. I was on down on all fours fixing the bottom paling of the fence when this young guy - Dan - came roaring round the corner"

mwuahahahaha!


My chest is not that hairy... *shaves* :innocent:

[ManDownUnder]

Hey lady - good news - I found your bike! ...it's behind the piano..:gob:

[ManDownUnder]

... and for the Python fans - sing along!

"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...."

[BuFfY]

:blip: you still owe me a chocolate fish woman!!! :yes:

WHY!!

I so don't

[Mrs Busa Pete]

We don't want to know what you and your girlfriend get up to disco. I don't remember you bring her to any of the party's lickypop might of left you alone.


MRS BUSA PETE

oh what are you doing on those sites you'll go blind

[Macktheknife]

... and for the Python fans - sing along!

"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...."

"Sit on my face and tell me that you care."

Love that song!
Can't bling you again, must spread it around etc. I reckon there is enough spreading going on around here though! lol

[Disco Dan]

...eh eh eh....

[Disco Dan]

WHY!!

I so don't

yeah you do?

...just simply because you had the honour of meeting me... and because im all magnificant and special :yes:

wheres my chocolate fish woman!! GIMME! !

[ManDownUnder]

"Sit on my face and tell me that you care."

Love that song!
Can't bling you again, must spread it around etc. I reckon there is enough spreading going on around here though! lol

I love to hear you oralise
But when I'm between your thighs
You blow me away!

[BuFfY]

yeah you do?

...just simply because you had the honour of meeting me... and because im all magnificant and special :yes:

wheres my chocolate fish woman!! GIMME! !

It is you who had the honor... because I am truely spectacular!

I'm not giving you anything!

[Disco Dan]

It is you who had the honor... because I am truely spectacular!



*typical female response* :innocent:

[BuFfY]

*typical female response* :innocent:

So you're used to females not wanting to give you anything :bleh:

[Mrs Busa Pete]

So you're used to females not wanting to give you anything :bleh:

But buffy he is really good at giveing head. Oh sorry you are to small.

[Maha]

Hey NED!!!.......out of the 42 post so far you have posted 14..or 1/3 of all posts......:yes: time to put fatty down mate and move on.....:killingme

[ManDownUnder]

Mark though "Fanny May" was her name...

it was actually a warning... and then - Fanny DID!

[Disco Dan]

So you're used to females not wanting to give you anything :bleh:

Im normally fighting them off...

*two date dan* ;) LOL

[Macktheknife]

Im normally fighting them off...

*two date dan* ;) LOL

Funny I thought it was their boyfriends you were normally fighting off! or was that not fighting?

[BuFfY]

Funny I thought it was their boyfriends you were normally fighting off! or was that not fighting?

Good call! Hitting on other guys girlfriends doesn't count...

[Macktheknife]

Good call! Hitting on other guys girlfriends doesn't count...

Neither does hitting on their boyfriends, oh wait that's Indy sorry.

[ManDownUnder]

*two date dan* ;) LOL

I thought it was "too late" Dan

"I'll just slip into something comfy"

"allright... er err eRR ERRR... don't bother... it's too late"

[Disco Dan]

*target* :innocent:

[MrMelon]

That's one huuuuge bitch!

[SixPackBack]

Im normally fighting them off...

*two date dan* ;) LOL

Huh?.......I dunno Dan rumour has it your catch phrase is "won't take long did it"
Try holdin' on to it son!!:rockon:

[paturoa]

is he a dick head ?

[nadroj]

Im normally fighting them off...

*two date dan* ;) LOL

More like sore date Dan!

[Shadows]

Is it just me - or do her boobs and gut look like a great big smiley face?

Nah, its Kermit the Frog.

[Guitana]

Fuck that's one big hairy BABY!!!! Must've hurt like a bitch!!

[ManDownUnder]

"And here's the photo confirming everyone's suspicions. Jonathan really is stuck up."

[scumdog]

"Boris was not expecting this when he was threatened with a box around the ears"

[Pillick]

"Boris was not expecting this when he was threatened with a box around the ears"

thats just gold

[paturoa]

I think that guy is fucked in the head

[paturoa]

fucked his brains out

[Disco Dan]

thread resurrection !

[Skunk]

thread resurrection !
W H Y ! ?

10chrs

[Laava]

You're a bad man Dan!!!!!:devil2:

[trump-lady]

i feel very skinny all of a sudden.......... disturbed but skinny none the less

[ynot slow]

"Here boy" boy boy boy boy

Sorry lady I can't seem to find your dog.

But I found cricket Nicky,Nicky I've found him.

[Laava]

So it's a caption comp now then?