Passport???

[Mr Merde]

Going out of New Zealand on Wednesday. :bye:

South of the Bombays by 9am. :shit:

Where do I get my passport checked?:dodge:

Do yo need a visa to go south of Taupo?:whistle:

[0arbreaka]

Yup you do, may I also suggest you get one of those travellers belts, nothing is sacred once you get past Taupo.....

[Mr Merde]

Yup you do, may I also suggest you get one of those travellers belts, nothing is sacred once you get past Taupo.....

Look for the bike with the .44 lever action on one side and the sawn off shottie on the other.

In the wise words of Teddy Roseveldt

"Walk quietly but carry a big stick"

[Grub]

South of Taupo is closed to jafas.

You fucked up your own city by all flocking there and screwing up the roads and traffic. You're not coming down here to do it to us!

[bobsmith]

South of Taupo is closed to jafas.

You fucked up your own city by all flocking there and screwing up the roads and traffic. You're not coming down here to do it to us!

Auckland? fucked up traffic?

I should tell you about my trip to Wellington yesterday and the traffic jam caused near Paraparamu caused by... a bit of gravel..... :angry: :angry: :angry:

[Grub]

Auckland? fucked up traffic?
I should tell you about my trip to Wellington yesterday and the traffic jam caused near Paraparamu caused by... a bit of gravel..... :angry: :angry: :angry:

Ohh ... yah ... oops ... well there is that. Forget the gravel, it's always like that on a sunday afternoon.

For all you visitors with passports and (temporary) visitors permits,
1) *never* plan to come to Wellington on a sunday afternoon between 3pm and 7pm
2) write to your MP expressing Outrage & Indignation at how bad it is and demand they start work on Transmission Gully forthwith

[Squeak the Rat]

South of Taupo is closed to jafas.

You fucked up your own city by all flocking there and screwing up the roads and traffic. You're not coming down here to do it to us!

Most jafas are from out of town in the first place. You can have them all back!

And hint: Every time you hassle a jafa and remind them of all the problems with auckland, you have just got them thinking how great it would be to move to a smalller town like YOURS. Bahahahaha :yes:

[Guitana]

Theres no Lion Red down in these parts so you might die of thirst!!!

[Nasty]

Most jafas are from out of town in the first place. You can have them all back!

And hint: Every time you hassle a jafa and remind them of all the problems with auckland, you have just got them thinking how great it would be to move to a smalller town like YOURS. Bahahahaha :yes:

Yes i know ... the Grub is a JAFA who arrived in Wellington and we can't get rid of him .. (not that I want to) ... :yes:

[idleidolidyll]

Going out of New Zealand on Wednesday. :bye:

South of the Bombays by 9am. :shit:

Where do I get my passport checked?:dodge:

Do yo need a visa to go south of Taupo?:whistle:

roll your r's and act like a redneck and you'll be fine

[idleidolidyll]

Ohh ... yah ... oops ... well there is that. Forget the gravel, it's always like that on a sunday afternoon.

For all you visitors with passports and (temporary) visitors permits,
1) *never* plan to come to Wellington on a sunday afternoon between 3pm and 7pm
2) write to your MP expressing Outrage & Indignation at how bad it is and demand they start work on Transmission Gully forthwith

i've been in those wellytown 'traffic jams'

try the auckland motorway on any friday; makes wellytown look like hicksville (oops, it is)
send us all your road tax and we'll send you each a piece of the auckland motorway you are paying for.........

[idleidolidyll]

South of Taupo is closed to jafas.

You fucked up your own city by all flocking there and screwing up the roads and traffic. You're not coming down here to do it to us!

taupo would die without jafa's going there and spending our dosh

[Guitana]

roll your r's and act like a redneck and you'll be fine

Them's big words for a city slicker!!!! You are starting to sound like the members of the HRC and their attitude toward small towns south of the border, and there you were rushing around trying to raise money to help out a small buisness in a southern town! Why? when you obviously dont give a damn, rednecks, hicks at least they have a lifestyle and don't have to worry each time they step out on the street that some fuckwits going to stick them with a knife! You can keep your filthy city and your immigrant slums wer'e doing o.k down here!!!
The only thing I gots ta worry about is where to buy some new strings for my banjo!!!!

[Mr Merde]

Them's big words for a city slicker!!!! You are starting to sound like the members of the HRC and their attitude toward small towns south of the border, and there you were rushing around trying to raise money to help out a small buisness in a southern town! Why? when you obviously dont give a damn, rednecks, hicks at least they have a lifestyle and don't have to worry each time they step out on the street that some fuckwits going to stick them with a knife! You can keep your filthy city and your immigrant slums wer'e doing o.k down here!!!
The only thing I gots ta worry about is where to buy some new strings for my banjo!!!!

He isnt a city slicker. He actually originates from a small little town down at the bottom of the South Island, Invercargill I think its called.

[idleidolidyll]

He isnt a city slicker. He actually originates from a small little town down at the bottom of the South Island, Invercargill I think its called.

Makarewa, 5 miles up the arsehole of the world actually

and Waiouru for 5 years too

assumptions generally tend to make ass's of those who throw them about eh?!

[Guitana]

Makarewa, 5 miles up the arsehole of the world actually

and Waiouru for 5 years too

assumptions generally tend to make ass's of those who throw them about eh?!

Ha ha well done you tricky guy I fell for that one!! Seeing as how you are from the deep south could you direct me to a trusted supplier for Banjo strings as I have done plucked mine to death!!!!!!

[idleidolidyll]

Ha ha well done you tricky guy I fell for that one!! Seeing as how you are from the deep south could you direct me to a trusted supplier for Banjo strings as I have done plucked mine to death!!!!!!

sorry pal, we were too poor for banjo strings let alone the banjo itself, we used to make flutes from dried eel skins and the sound of my head ringing from the constant beatings make drum kits irrelevant anyways

but i could help you with fryin up some muttonbird..............

[Grub]

The only thing I gots ta worry about is where to buy some new strings for my banjo!!!!

You don't *buy* them. Just go over the back fence, stick a hog, string it's guts out on yer clothesline and in a month (won't be doing any washing that soon anyhow) you'll have enough to last years.

[Clockwork]

Shute u anit gonna need no passport, we luvs it wen u big sity folk cums a visitin! Y'all have such purdy mouths.

:gob:

[Mr Merde]

Shute u anit gonna need no passport, we luvs it wen u big sity folk cums a visitin! Y'all have such purdy mouths.

:gob:

Just not good at squealing like a pig.:dodge:

[Guitana]

Shute u anit gonna need no passport, we luvs it wen u big sity folk cums a visitin! Y'all have such purdy mouths.

:gob:

Why shoot Cletus you're always so hosp, hospit Freindly to strangers maybe we shud take em out a huntin sum coons and get Ma to cook em some grits!!!!! Then we can sit around an listen to them city folk talkin with their big words and drink some shine!!!!

[avgas]

Theres no Lion Red down in these parts so you might die of thirst!!!

Like it makes any diff - its all lion breweries anyhow.
Same shit, different label....lol

[avgas]

no you dont need a passport to go south of the bombays....just someone to talk to - or a coconut with a face painted on it.

[Squeak the Rat]

Do you think it is a coincidence that banjo's have six strings? And hillbilly's have 6 fingers?

[Guitana]

Do you think it is a coincidence that banjo's have six strings? And hillbilly's have 6 fingers?

No that's EVOLUTION!!!!!!

[idb]

You've got to be invited to come down here.

Don't go near Fangorn Forest or the White Wizard will get you, stay away from open country or the Orcs will get you ........ and don't step on any of our Hobbits!

[Mr Merde]

You've got to be invited to come down here.

Don't go near Fangorn Forest or the White Wizard will get you, stay away from open country or the Orcs will get you ........ and don't step on any of our Hobbits!


Remember the story of "The prodigal Son"?

It happens, we do sometimes do come back even if only for short visits.

[idb]

Remember the story of "The prodigal Son"?

It happens, we do sometimes do come back even if only for short visits.

More like the story of "A Galaxy Far, Far Away".
It sounds like you've gone over to the Dark Side.

[idleidolidyll]

Remember the story of "The prodigal Son"?

It happens, we do sometimes do come back even if only for short visits.

shoot man, you're right!

i went back to small town south island for nearly 10 years (Lyttelton, Corsair Bay) but in the end the redneck thing and the freezing cold and the icy roads just pissed me off until i had to leave again.

nice place to visit but mate, i'll the winterless north to live in any day

[Guitana]

Harden Up Ya BLOUSE!!!!!!!:dodge:

[Mr Merde]

Harden Up Ya BLOUSE!!!!!!!:dodge:

If you insist who am I to argue. :dodge:

[cowboyz]

I think everyone should venture down this way even if just for a look. The first thing you will notice is you actually get change from a $20 when buying a coffee (that is southern talk for latte) and pie

[idleidolidyll]

I think everyone should venture down this way even if just for a look. The first thing you will notice is you actually get change from a $20 when buying a coffee (that is southern talk for latte) and pie

i'd hope so, so much of the crap they serve down (small town sth island) there tastes like dishwater after all

i mean how fucken hard is it to make a decent coffee nowdays? Frankly I'd rather pay the $3 in Jaffaland and Wellytown and get a good cuppa than pay 20c for last weeks cat urine in much of rural sarfland.

[cowboyz]

Oh. you must have gotten the "vistors brew" Sorry about that. Next time try to look not so Aucklandish and you might get served the real stuff.

[idleidolidyll]

Oh. you must have gotten the "vistors brew" Sorry about that. Next time try to look not so Aucklandish and you might get served the real stuff.

:shit: oh come on now! i rolled my r's, i burped and farted, I chundered into my beer glass then drank it, i even spoke of my lust for my sister and the neighbours dog: i mean how much more southern can ya get?

[cowboyz]

But did you remove the stick from your arse? You should have looked around at some of the locals. It is a dead giveaway when you are walking round that erect........

[idleidolidyll]

But did you remove the stick from your arse? You should have looked around at some of the locals. It is a dead giveaway when you are walking round that erect........

i just told ya, i wuz tryin HARD to be a suvena finkin ov my sista and the neybiz dog, that were'nt no stick up my arse, i wuz just looking over my shoulder at the time....................

i'll give em sarflindiz one thing tho, at least they have fuck all lion red down there: 10 points for taste!

[Guitana]

But did you remove the stick from your arse? You should have looked around at some of the locals. It is a dead giveaway when you are walking round that erect........

Yeah watch out for splinters they're a bitch!!!!!

[MSTRS]

... a bit of gravel.....

That's dangerous stuff, that is. Just ask Yungatart.

[idb]

i'd hope so, so much of the crap they serve down (small town sth island) there tastes like dishwater after all

i mean how fucken hard is it to make a decent coffee nowdays? Frankly I'd rather pay the $3 in Jaffaland and Wellytown and get a good cuppa than pay 20c for last weeks cat urine in much of rural sarfland.

The South Island is Nescafe country.
Do you Aucklanders drink that fancy Gregg's stuff?

[idleidolidyll]

The South Island is Nescafe country.
Do you Aucklanders drink that fancy Gregg's stuff?

rotflmfao! nice reposte!

no, we actually drink moccona up here, i think they drink greggs in wellytown

[Guitana]

rotflmfao! nice reposte!

no, we actually drink moccona up here, i think they drink greggs in wellytown

MMMMMMMMMMMM Moccona haft mere MMMMMMM!!!!!!

Fuck I'd love to root that sexy bitch!!!!!

[idb]

MMMMMMMMMMMM Moccona haft mere MMMMMMM!!!!!!

Fuck I'd love to root that sexy bitch!!!!!

That's my future wife and I'll thank you to keep your filthy comments to yourself!!!

[idleidolidyll]

MMMMMMMMMMMM Moccona haft mere MMMMMMM!!!!!!

Fuck I'd love to root that sexy bitch!!!!!

it seems you'll have to take a number and stand in line mate