mstriumph
12th March 2007, 12:23
Spent the weekend away riding down south :love:
[any pics needed SPman or Zadok'll have to post them, forgot i had taken my camera .......... but i digress ...] - besides interesting company, good roads and food i didn't have to cook or clean up after the trip ALSO exposed me to a wide variety of australian public toilets:-
the bad
the ugly
and the frankly disgusting
........... and it set me to wondering ........
even if my early childhood HADN'T quickly taught me to pee standing up STING - not to mention the carniverous wildlife that lurks in/slithers thru the british undergrowth - the trauma of being bitten on the bum by irate fauna whilst enjoying what SHOULD be a contemplative moment detracts immeasurably from a five-year-old's appreciation of a nature ramble..........]
where was i? oh yes, well - besides THAT i'm relatively lofty of stature, have long legs and can generally sort of -- suspend -- my nether regions backwards and over the throne and rain, so to speak, from a great height
[thus completing the operation with no part of my anatomy actually touching any part of the rather unappealing mess that others have left on the seat and bowl ...:sick: ]
this posture also permits me to read what others have written on the walls and doors and correct the grammar if i happen to have a red pen on me ... :dodge: sorry - i'm getting there - really i am ............
ANYWAY - to distract myself from the pong and poor australian educational standards i thought about KB [as you do] and the OTHER ladies on here ... and how they mostly seemed to be such - erm - diminutive [alright - short] people ....... and, well, i wondered how the rest of you managed the situation? ....... lacking, as you mostly do, my height and rather unusual childhood training ... :confused: .....
so I thought I'd ask you :mellow:
so??? your experiences ladies??
[any pics needed SPman or Zadok'll have to post them, forgot i had taken my camera .......... but i digress ...] - besides interesting company, good roads and food i didn't have to cook or clean up after the trip ALSO exposed me to a wide variety of australian public toilets:-
the bad
the ugly
and the frankly disgusting
........... and it set me to wondering ........
even if my early childhood HADN'T quickly taught me to pee standing up STING - not to mention the carniverous wildlife that lurks in/slithers thru the british undergrowth - the trauma of being bitten on the bum by irate fauna whilst enjoying what SHOULD be a contemplative moment detracts immeasurably from a five-year-old's appreciation of a nature ramble..........]
where was i? oh yes, well - besides THAT i'm relatively lofty of stature, have long legs and can generally sort of -- suspend -- my nether regions backwards and over the throne and rain, so to speak, from a great height
[thus completing the operation with no part of my anatomy actually touching any part of the rather unappealing mess that others have left on the seat and bowl ...:sick: ]
this posture also permits me to read what others have written on the walls and doors and correct the grammar if i happen to have a red pen on me ... :dodge: sorry - i'm getting there - really i am ............
ANYWAY - to distract myself from the pong and poor australian educational standards i thought about KB [as you do] and the OTHER ladies on here ... and how they mostly seemed to be such - erm - diminutive [alright - short] people ....... and, well, i wondered how the rest of you managed the situation? ....... lacking, as you mostly do, my height and rather unusual childhood training ... :confused: .....
so I thought I'd ask you :mellow:
so??? your experiences ladies??