Murderous bitch in a SUV (12 March)

[Duc]

Incident this arvo.

Location: Newmarket, Auckland.

Traffic lights at bottom of Khyber Pass and Broadway and I am heading towards Parnell past the Olympic Pool on my scoot bike.

I filter up on the left to the lights (in the Bike Lane). This position sets you up about 2 metres ahead of the traffic in the 2 right lanes. I have a SUV directly on my right and behind.

Lights change and I fang off (relatively for a 125cc Scoot) getting ahead of the traffic by a good margin. Probably 60kmh p/h and ahead at this point.

Suddenly I sense and see in my mirrors, the SUV accelerating hard on my shoulder while up ahead the lanes narrows to a single lane. There was no way this vehicle was going to give me room to shift right and in fact it narrowed the space down so much that as it passed the parked cars on the left...it would have collected a door should one have opened.

I have no doubt this was an aggressive and deliberate action to take me out as a response to my filtering up to the front.

Luckily I braked and eased off as I sensed the danger but the SUV missed me by half a metre or less.

I chased it through the roundabout until it stopped at the lights up by the Mobil Service Station. Luck would have it that the passenger window was down and I gave her a f**ckin earful. I resisted the urge to do the "mirror thing"

She could not get to the window control fast enough and she knew what she had done.

Murderous aggressive bitch. (which I told her about)

(Shame ....she was a hottie too)

[mstriumph]

:grouphug: it happens .......... and sometimes you don't even get the opportunity to tell em what you think of them

at least you are undamaged!

[Squeak the Rat]

She wasn't speeding though, so who cares?

Seriously though, that behaviour is scary. Glad you escaped, and I hope she got the message......

[Donor]

Lights change and I fang off (relatively for a 125cc Scoot) getting ahead of the traffic by a good margin. Probably 60kmh p/h and ahead at this point.

Suddenly I sense and see in my mirrors, the SUV accelerating hard on my shoulder while up ahead the lanes narrows to a single lane.


She wasn't speeding though, so who cares?

Seriously though, that behaviour is scary. Glad you escaped, and I hope she got the message......

If Duc was doing 60, and the SUV was catching... sounds like she was speeding to me...

[The_Dover]

That'll teach you to ride a scooter you fuckin fag.

[Forest]

I chased it through the roundabout until it stopped at the lights up by the Mobil Service Station. Luck would have it that the passenger window was down and I gave her a f**ckin earful. I resisted the urge to do the "mirror thing"

Never assault a person or their vehicle at a service station.

The cameras aren't just for decoration.

[Babelfish]

That'll teach you to ride a scooter you fuckin fag.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :lol:

[Squeak the Rat]

If Duc was doing 60, and the SUV was catching... sounds like she was speeding to me...

Cool, the cops might actually take some interest in what would otherwise only be attempted assault with a 4 tonne weapon.

[Macktheknife]

Glad you are ok, really glad you got to tell her off! well done.

[Donor]

Cool, the cops might actually take some interest in what would otherwise only be attempted assault with a 4 tonne weapon.

...I'm not going to mention the word quota... I'm not... I'm NOT!

[sunhuntin]

Never assault a person or their vehicle at a service station.

The cameras aren't just for decoration.

he said it was at the lights by a mobil...chances are the cameras dont reach that far. and they dont pick up sound either, so if they did film this, itd just look like people having a chat.

dude...well done for getting out of a sticky situation. its things like this that keep me from filtering

[Babelfish]

dude...well done for getting out of a sticky situation. its things like this that keep me from filtering

Na, dont sweat filtering man, just wear a 4 foot double handled battle axe on yer back, and nobody seems to mind so much :crazy:

[Duc]

That'll teach you to ride a scooter you fuckin fag.

Totally expected response from a cretan piece of shit like you. Wish you were there and the results were different.

For other posters : Dover took exception that I did not take his advice on where to get braided brake lines from. He has decided that personal abuse is the way he will respond to any post I make.

Go figure the man. :whocares:

[The_Dover]

Cretin is spelled with an I fartknocker.

[Babelfish]

Totally expected response from a cretan piece of shit like you. Wish you were there and the results were different.

For other posters : Dover took exception that I did not take his advice on where to get braided brake lines from. He has decided that personal abuse is the way he will respond to any post I make.

Go figure the man. :whocares:

:Pokey: Ok, so you two are having a lovers tiff...but to be totally honest he did have a point

[Babelfish]

Cretin is spelled with an I fartknocker.

is that like assume making an ass of you?

[Finn]

Could have been my lady. She was in Newmarket today and said some lady on an Italian scooter was in riding along Broadway looking at herself in the reflection of the shop windows as she rode past. Apparently she just missed. Damn it.

[Big Dog]

A little less deliberate that the actions of the fuckwit that I attempted to pass on the way in to work the other day.
Incident 1.
Approaching a intersection with his right indicator on. This inspires me to put my left indicator on an undertake him.
Obviously he changes his mind and swerves across my line.
Cue some short notice emergency braking practice a liberal dose of the horn and maybe a raised finger:nono:

Okay, moment behind me (except not really willing to filter past him) carry on riding to work no real malice in my heart. Just pleasure that all the practice I have done over the year has been worth it.

Incident 2. (same idiot in same BMW)
At a reasonably wide part of the road the driver says something to his passenger who looked out the back window and giggled.
He puts his hand out the window and waved me past as he moved left.
Okay says I, he has learnt a lesson and wishes to repair the balance in his Karma account.
Oh how wrong was I. As soon as my front wheel is level with his B pillar I observe his hands move to the left hand side of his steering wheel.
Being somewhat cynical of his motives I applied both brakes in what must surely be the shortest complete stop in history (mine at least). Nearly went over the handlebars the stop was so sudden.
From my perspective there was no daylight between my now stopped bike and the wildly swerving BMW. :shit:

Cue much joviality from the emotionally retarded contents of the BMW.

Part of me wanted to follow the fuckwits to their destination and rip shreds, on the other hand this is someone who was willing to kill me because I tooted and flipped him off. Dread to see how far he would go if he noticed me following him.

[Babelfish]

you can only hope karma collects his sorry arse down the track - hard not to go postal eh

[Shadows]

A little less deliberate that the actions of the fuckwit that I attempted to pass on the way in to work the other day.
Incident 1.
Approaching a intersection with his right indicator on. This inspires me to put my left indicator on an undertake him.
Obviously he changes his mind and swerves across my line.
Cue some short notice emergency braking practice a liberal dose of the horn and maybe a raised finger:nono:

Okay, moment behind me (except not really willing to filter past him) carry on riding to work no real malice in my heart. Just pleasure that all the practice I have done over the year has been worth it.

Incident 2. (same idiot in same BMW)
At a reasonably wide part of the road the driver says something to his passenger who looked out the back window and giggled.
He puts his hand out the window and waved me past as he moved left.
Okay says I, he has learnt a lesson and wishes to repair the balance in his Karma account.
Oh how wrong was I. As soon as my front wheel is level with his B pillar I observe his hands move to the left hand side of his steering wheel.
Being somewhat cynical of his motives I applied both brakes in what must surely be the shortest complete stop in history (mine at least). Nearly went over the handlebars the stop was so sudden.
From my perspective there was no daylight between my now stopped bike and the wildly swerving BMW. :shit:

Cue much joviality from the emotionally retarded contents of the BMW.

Part of me wanted to follow the fuckwits to their destination and rip shreds, on the other hand this is someone who was willing to kill me because I tooted and flipped him off. Dread to see how far he would go if he noticed me following him.

I can't believe you could let that slide. Fuckwit driving is one thing, deliberately trying to run somebody down is something else and he is deserving of having his house burnt down while he sleeps in it. Did you not get a number plate?

[Finn]

What's really funny about this is that in the 18 months I've been riding (25,000 k's) I've never had a bad run in with a car. Sure some stuff happens but no more than when I'm driving my oversized SUV.

What's wrong with you guys? Do you look for trouble or is this just bullshit cause you got nothing else to start a thread with?

[quallman1234]

Had an Incident today as well, riding down a backstreet, what was pretty much empty, saw a skyline start to pullout then slowed down and stopped, just before i passed it... guess what happens

It pulls out!!!, luckily the road was empty so i had to go on the other side of the road to avoid hitting in to the side of it.
The skyline carried up about 100m to the stop sign were it was waiting to left so i went next to as i was waiting to turn right gave her the 'sign' "WTF didnt u see me u dumb bitch".

I reckon the worst drivers are the kids my age (16-17) on there restricted, in "Boy racer" type cars e.g skylines evo's and crap like that. (worse thing is they think they can drive)
Ive followed one of these drivers for a couple km and saw that the indicated maybe once or twice.

[Big Dog]

I can't believe you could let that slide. Fuckwit driving is one thing, deliberately trying to run somebody down is something else and he is deserving of having his house burnt down while he sleeps in it. Did you not get a number plate?
At the time my sanity was more important.
No I was a little to shaken to get a number. Also last three times that I have reported dangerous driving the police do not care as soon as I say I was on a bike or if they do they stop caring if I am not still following them.

Ever tried to call the police from a moving motorcyle?

[Fatjim]

Cretin is spelled with an I fartknocker.

Repost! Cretin.

[Shadows]

At the time my sanity was more important.
No I was a little to shaken to get a number. Also last three times that I have reported dangerous driving the police do not care as soon as I say I was on a bike or if they do they stop caring if I am not still following them.

Ever tried to call the police from a moving motorcyle?

I can understand not getting the number, I'd be keeping an eye out for him. You wouldn't be reporting dangerous driving so much as a deliberate attempt to kill or maim. I'm sure they would be interested in that.

[Big Dog]

What's really funny about this is that in the 18 months I've been riding (25,000 k's) I've never had a bad run in with a car. Sure some stuff happens but no more than when I'm driving my oversized SUV.

What's wrong with you guys? Do you look for trouble or is this just bullshit cause you got nothing else to start a thread with?

What? Are you concerned that you may be a driver that we mention if we keep telling these kinds of story?

I have only had about 5 - 10 incidents of this nature in 15 years (around 250,000 - 300,000kms). All of them since I have lived in Auckland. All in heavy traffic.

[Finn]

I have only had about 5 - 10 incidents of this nature in 15 years (around 250,000 - 300,000kms). All of them since I have lived in Auckland. All in heavy traffic.

Well I would suggest then that you haven't adapted very well to city traffic. You know what they say, "Drive to the conditions, when they change reduce your speed."

Try slowing down and pay a little more attention. It's not a race you know.

[Big Dog]

I can understand not getting the number, I'd be keep an eye out for him. You wouldn't be reporting dangerous driving so much as a deliberate attempt to kill or maim. I'm sure they would be interested in that.

Description is easy.
Black BMW with Crystal after market tail lights.
Dude is Indian about 20-25.
Shoulder length jerry curl.
looked Like he was trying to grow a mustache.
Wearing a white wife beater, gold bracelet and cheap designer rip off sunglasses.
Girlfriend blonde, attractive but forgettable in that plastic bimbo style.

I'll know him if I see him he may not even remember me or the incident but I am pretty sure I will be able to remind him.

[The_Dover]

Description is easy.
Black BMW with Crystal after market tail lights.
Dude is Indian about 20-25.
Shoulder length jerry curl.
looked Like he was trying to grow a mustache.
Wearing a white wife beater, gold bracelet and cheap designer rip off sunglasses.
Girlfriend blonde, attractive but forgettable in that plastic bimbo style.

I'll know him if I see him he may not even remember me or the incident but I am pretty sure I will be able to remind him.

Sounds like Finn's been out in his afro wig again.

[Big Dog]

Well I would suggest then that you haven't adapted very well to city traffic. You know what they say, "Drive to the conditions, when they change reduce your speed."

Try slowing down and pay a little more attention. It's not a race you know.

And there it is, the part of you that has nothing positive to say, not because there is nothing positive to say but because your own life is so pathetic you feel obliged to troll others.

I shall indulge you, once.
Anyone who knows me well enough to be in a position to say that I should slow down with any credence would know that I am the last person to tell to slow down.
Perhaps:
A you have led a blessed life and as such have never encountered such an experience.
B you have never lived in Auckland
C you have had thousands of these encounters and been too stupid to realise you were in danger.

In case you failed to read my thread I was riding legally, below the posted limit and at the second incident after being given a courtesy by a fellow motorist.

I indulge you for the catharsis not because I give a shit about you or your troll.

[avgas]

Meh get over it - learn to anticipate them, dont get cocky. And you'll live longer.
If you cant change the whole world - ride around it.

[The_Dover]

And there it is, the part of you that has nothing positive to say, not because there is nothing positive to say but because your own life is so pathetic you feel obliged to troll others.

I shall indulge you, once.
Anyone who knows me well enough to be in a position to say that I should slow down with any credence would know that I am the last person to tell to slow down.
Perhaps:
A you have led a blessed life and as such have never encountered such an experience.
B you have never lived in Auckland
C you have had thousands of these encounters and been too stupid to realise you were in danger.

In case you failed to read my thread I was riding legally, below the posted limit and at the second incident after being given a courtesy by a fellow motorist.

I indulge you for the catharsis not because I give a shit about you or your troll.


So what you are saying is that you ride a Hayabusa, around town, very slowly and with little awareness of other vehicles on the road?

[nickchilli]

[QUOTE=Duc;971691]Incident this arvo.

I gave her a f**ckin earful. I resisted the urge to do the "mirror thing"


whats "the mirror thing " do you mean snap the bastard off ? if you do whats the procedure?

chur

[Finn]

In case you failed to read my thread I was riding legally, below the posted limit and at the second incident after being given a courtesy by a fellow motorist.

How can you get yourself into trouble under 50 kph? I can piss faster than that. Your attitude towards me hints at the suggestion that you're riding angry. Give it up buster, you're never going to win a fight with a car.

Show some appreciation. I'm trying to save your life here.

Edit: You also might want to consider another bike for commuting. That thing must be a mule in traffic.

[Deviant Esq]

You know what they say, "Drive to the conditions, when they change reduce your speed."
I have to say I hate that stupid radio jingle. When the conditions change, reduce your speed, right? So, what if the conditions change from a rather wet gravel surface to a dry, recently resealed tarsealed road? Are you supposed to slow down even further from your crawl? I mean, I know what the jingle is trying to get across, but in their attempt to make it jingly and really bloody annoying they made it overly simplified. And did I mention annoying?! :angry:

Anyway sorry to hear about your close encounter Duc. Doesn't matter what you're riding, if someone intentionally tries to take you out they deserve a week in a cell with Buddy. Hope karma catches up with them mate. Still, happily you were unscathed, that's the main thing! :yes:

[Swoop]

whats "the mirror thing " do you mean snap the bastard off ? if you do whats the procedure? chur
You would be advised not to do this at a service station where cameras may be filming you... Best to do this at a location where the departure is easily assured.
Plenty of posts about this procedure around here... "mirrorectomy" might be a search word to use... :whistle:

[Duc]

What's really funny about this is that in the 18 months I've been riding (25,000 k's) I've never had a bad run in with a car. Sure some stuff happens but no more than when I'm driving my oversized SUV.

What's wrong with you guys? Do you look for trouble or is this just bullshit cause you got nothing else to start a thread with?

Gosh ..wow. A whole 25,000 k's. and only 18 months of riding. IMPRESSIVE on an "L Plate".... ...............Not. :yawn:

You can take the trainer wheels off soon then tell the rest of us how to ride. :zzzz: :zzzz: :zzzz: :zzzz:

[Finn]

Gosh ..wow. A whole 25,000 k's. and only 18 months of riding. IMPRESSIVE on an "L Plate".... ...............Not. :yawn:

You can take the trainer wheels off soon then tell the rest of us how to ride. :zzzz: :zzzz: :zzzz: :zzzz:

I thought you'd be impressed with 25000 k's in 18 months given you ride a Ducati. Bucket of bolts those things. I'd be surprised if you were able to make the first service let alone 25,000 k's.

And, for your information, I haven't had an L plate for over 12 months now and I'll have my full in June. I'll be upgrading the GN to at least a 600 but I still reckon I could take you on the Ginny.

[Guitana]

Cretin is spelled with an I fartknocker.

And the Dover is back!!!!

[Guitana]

If we were'nt getting nearly taken out every day by other drivers Riding would be pretty boring!! Danger keeps you on the edge and sharp!!! I had a dickhead cut me off on saturday but was quite surprised to see when I pulled up beside him that his missus was tearing strips off him for it!!!
I almost felt sorry for him!!!!! Then it passed!

[Duc]

I thought you'd be impressed with 25000 k's in 18 months given you ride a Ducati. Bucket of bolts those things. I'd be surprised if you were able to make the first service let alone 25,000 k's.

And, for your information, I haven't had an L plate for over 12 months now and I'll have my full in June. I'll be upgrading the GN to at least a 600 but I still reckon I could take you on the Ginny.

A GN250....:scooter: You want to "take me on your ginny" . What as a date or a pillion or something? I doubt we would get up Grafton Hll and I would have to get off and push. No thanx

[Finn]

A GN250....:scooter: You want to "take me on your ginny" . What as a date or a pillion or something? I doubt we would get up Grafton Hll and I would have to get off and push. No thanx

It's not a scooter. It's 100% motorcycle buddy.

Hey did you hear about the National Ducati Rally last week in the South Island? 25 out of 100 bikes needed mechanical attention, most quite serious. They had a full time mechanic and a homosexual councillor for the rally. The councillor was the busiest.

[Crisis management]

Hey did you hear about the National Ducati Rally last week in the South Island? 25 out of 100 bikes needed mechanical attention, most quite serious. They had a full time mechanic and a homosexual councillor for the rally. The councillor was the busiest.

Cancelled the order for the 1098 have we Finn?

[KATWYN]

(Shame ....she was a hottie too)


Thats awful. At least you got to have your say. By the
sounds of it I bet she didn't expect that ! - really gross tho how
she knew what she was doing..... she wasn't just an ignorant
blind driver but as you say, she was murderous.....scary

[Duc]

It's not a scooter. It's 100% motorcycle buddy.

Hey did you hear about the National Ducati Rally last week in the South Island? 25 out of 100 bikes needed mechanical attention, most quite serious. They had a full time mechanic and a homosexual councillor for the rally. The councillor was the busiest.


No I did not hear about that. Keen to read about it though. Got a link scooterboy or did you make it up?

[Finn]

No I did not hear about that. Keen to read about it though. Got a link scooterboy or did you make it up?

I was there. I saw the atrocities first hand.

[nsrpaul]

No I did not hear about that. Keen to read about it though. Got a link scooterboy or did you make it up?

me thinks you take whats posted by someone you don't know on an internet forum a might bit to serious

for the less educated, its called taking the piss

and cretin is spelled with an I, thats fucken gold:rockon:

[nsrpaul]

Cretin is spelled with an I fartknocker.

thats some funny shit

[nsrpaul]

. Wish you were there and the results were different.
: then there is crossing the line

:bye:

[Finn]

for the less educated, its called taking the piss

Actually, it's not taking the piss. Ducati is a parts company.

[nallac]

I was there. I saw the atrocities first hand.

What,you were keeping the councillor busy.???

[Delerium]

Excuse my igorance, but what is the mirror thing?

[vamr]

Excuse my igorance, but what is the mirror thing?

To break one's hand on a car's mirror as a show of spite and anger.

[Duc]

me thinks you take whats posted by someone you don't know on an internet forum a might bit to serious

for the less educated, its called taking the piss

and cretin is spelled with an I, thats fucken gold:rockon:


Nelson is spelt with an "n" on the end even by us "less educated" and "to" should be "too". Now thats fucken gold if you want a spelling lesson.