How did he die

[Maha]

Bling to the first to figure it out...

John Doe occupied a chair of applied electonics in one of the leading government institutions. He was held to the post by the closet of ties and his death came as a real shock....

[paturoa]

Bling to the first to figure it out...

John Doe occupied a chair of applied electonics in one of the leading government institutions. He was held to the post by the closet of ties and his death came as a real shock....

electric chair in some prison....

[Swoop]

This is in site stuff?

A hint to wayward posters perhaps???

[slinky]

Bling to the first to figure it out...

John Doe occupied a chair of applied electonics in one of the leading government institutions. He was held to the post by the closet of ties and his death came as a real shock....

he hung himself

[u4ea]

Bling to the first to figure it out...

John Doe occupied a chair of applied electonics in one of the leading government institutions. He was held to the post by the closet of ties and his death came as a real shock....


he commited sideways after being caught being bound and whipped by the prime ministers husband...

[Maha]

This is in site stuff?

A hint to wayward posters perhaps???

Not at all.....any crap can go in here...or so i thought....:shutup:

[Maha]

he commited sideways after being caught being bound and whipped by the prime ministers husband...


you get bling too.....thats thinking outside the square and i like it...:Punk:

[Kwaka14]

He hung himself from a post with his tie?

[u4ea]

you get bling too.....thats thinking outside the square and i like it...:Punk:

:innocent:

[Joni]

Just a guideline guys - site stuff is a forum where things that are relevant to the site is to be posted, so that people can use it as a resource in the future...

"Funny" threads should rather go into rant and rave... so that people looking for answers etc in site stuff dont have to sift through what others find amusing to get to what they are looking for.

[Maha]

Thank you for sorting that out Joni, i like when people do things for me, makes me feel all fuzzy....:love:

[jetboy]

he was participating in some wierd bondage fettish with georgina bayer when the battery clamps on his nipples short-circuted and fizzled him?

[Maha]

Dear Swoop

Some Mods are very helpful and i for one indorse their helpfulness to the people that require their help at any given point...:sunny:

[Guitana]

Was he on INDY'S hitlist????

[Guitana]

Was he sodomised by a rampaging Spermwhale while Snorkelling in Kaikoura?

Body slammed by a horny 3 metre long dolphin while fishing?

Suffocated during a three way with members of the local constabulary?

Beaten up by a jealous boyfreind and dumped over the Huka falls?

:shutup: :shutup:

[Maha]

Was he sodomised by a rampaging Spermwhale while Snorkelling in Kaikoura?

Body slammed by a horny 3 metre long dolphin while fishing?

Suffocated during a three way with members of the local constabulary?

Beaten up by a jealous boyfreind and dumped over the Huka falls?

:shutup: :shutup:


It wasn't Peter Plumbly Walker but all senarios can be considered....:shit:

[avgas]

By having to type 10 char.......
or cancer

[NighthawkNZ]

I killed him... but can you proove it :D

[Maha]

I killed him... but can you proove it :D


Disturbing!!.......but funny that you confessed in type?....:rockon: thats gotta be proof

[Guitana]

Tied to a post and electrocuted by a Dominatrix who hated Men???

Went on holiday to Thailand and caught a dose of Jungle clap that devoured his whole body leaving only a pool of jelly?

Brought a Chinese motorbike that fell apart at a hundred K's?

Used to work as Helen Clarkes Make up artist and committed suicide due to massive bouts of depression?????

[Maha]

Tied to a post and electrocuted by a Dominatrix who hated Men???

Went on holiday to Thailand and caught a dose of Jungle clap that devoured his whole body leaving only a pool of jelly?

Brought a Chinese motorbike that fell apart at a hundred K's?

Used to work as Helen Clarkes Make up artist and committed suicide?????

Please reduce the caffine intake to no more than 5 cups per day Guitana!...:shutup:

[Guitana]

Please reduce the caffine intake to no more than 5 cups per day Guitana!...:shutup:

Trying my best but My mate owns a cafe and it's on the way to work!!!

[NighthawkNZ]

Disturbing!!.......but funny that you confessed in type?....:rockon: thats gotta be proof

Not in todays court system ;)

[mstriumph]

he got caught posting in the wrong forum? :innocent:

[Guitana]

he got caught posting in the wrong forum? :innocent:

No that's punishable by carstration with a pair of blunt rusty hedge trimmers!!:shutup:

[Maha]

he got caught posting in the wrong forum? :innocent:

Mebbe...cant have the mods slouching, my bet is, the said mod was tipped off, and i shouldn't be talking about betting in this thread and taking it off topic....:nono:


No that's punishable by carstration with a pair of blunt rusty hedge trimmers!!:shutup:

Better sharpen them up Guitana.....:yes:

[Guitana]

Mebbe...cant have the mods slouching, my bet is, the said mod was tipped off, and i shouldn't be talking about betting in this thread and taking it off topic....:nono:



Better sharpen them up Guitana.....:yes:

The blunter the better!!!!!!:shutup: :shit:

[Filterer]

Disturbing!!.......but funny that you confessed in type?....:rockon: thats gotta be proof

Ever seen basic instinct?

[Freakshow]

He triped on his shoe laces and died!