When do you prefer to do it? [Archive]

doc

15th March 2007, 14:29

Poll time...
After a week or so of evening discussion's on this subject... Was wondering what other peoples takes are on it?...

So... when do you prefer to get down n dirty??
Well I've had this problem since the last time I went down there using the same stuff. I sort of noticed a problem while I was almost there, it sort of disturbed me and my mates sort of looked at me funny afterwards, but I just took it easy from there on until I got home and then I sort of plucked up the courage to confront problem and you guessed it it's not easy I'm still working on it. Sort of had to cheat a bit, and get another one , but I definitely intend to get it sorted out for the next one cos I want to do it 10 time's with the same one. Is this enough detail or would you like some more. I could get more specific if you want.

LilSel

15th March 2007, 14:29

Im basically a willy with a human attached :D

haha... anytime +1 :rockon:

Mrs Busa Pete

15th March 2007, 14:32

Ahhhhhhh i get it now.....i dont own a dirt bike so thats me out.....:killingme

Don't you mean when coro st is on:killingme :killingme :killingme

doc

15th March 2007, 14:32

Sorry people I didn't know what she was on about

Maha

15th March 2007, 14:33

I sort of sort of sort of Sort of sorted out

Got it sorted yet?.....:crazy:

Smorg

15th March 2007, 14:34

Im always up for it, except in the morning coz I'm to lazy and would rather sleep..........actually come to think of it, i'd rather sleep most of the time

judecatmad

15th March 2007, 14:34

Hubby's away a lot so *sigh* not much action going on there! And I prefer nighttime, he prefers daytime.....so *sigh* not much action going on there.....

:rofl:

Guitana

15th March 2007, 14:34

I'm into big hairy european female backpackers!!! They go all night long and they like you to smack their arses with a jandal cos they're real dirty!!!
Go eurotrash go!!!!!!:shit:

Mrs Busa Pete

15th March 2007, 14:38

Im always up for it, except in the morning coz I'm to lazy and would rather sleep..........actually come to think of it, i'd rather sleep most of the time

Thats ok yu can just lie there well she helps herself.Thats what i do.

LilSel

15th March 2007, 14:38

Im always up for it, except in the morning coz I'm to lazy and would rather sleep

!!!! Im not alone!!! hoooray!!!

Guitana

15th March 2007, 14:38

Hubby's away a lot so *sigh* not much action going on there! And I prefer nighttime, he prefers daytime.....so *sigh* not much action going on there.....

:rofl:

Time to pay a visit to your local adult shop make some purchases and slip him some viagra in his dinner!!!!
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

LilSel

15th March 2007, 14:41

Hubby's away a lot so *sigh* not much action going on there! And I prefer nighttime, he prefers daytime.....so *sigh* not much action going on there.....

:rofl:

Its a bugger... thats exactly my problem!!
I've tried feeding energy drinks to my partner after work... even that doesnt work lol... Then the 'discussion' occurs... 'its all about sex isnt it'?...
Response = well yeah...

Two people that are not intimate... and sleep in the same bed every night... isnt that 'friends'?... or 'married'? :dodge:

Disco Dan

15th March 2007, 14:43

Guitana

15th March 2007, 14:45

Its a bugger... thats exactly my problem!!
I've tried feeding energy drinks to my partner after work... even that doesnt work lol... Then the 'discussion' occurs... 'its all about sex isnt it'?...
Response = well yeah...

Two people that are not intimate... and sleep in the same bed every night... isnt that 'friends'?... or 'married'? :dodge:

What's this I hear women asking their husbands for action and being denied WTF???? These jokers obviously need reprogramming or they are faulty!!
Check their warranties if they're still valid ask for a replacement!!!!:shit: :shit:

ManDownUnder

15th March 2007, 14:48

I love it in the morning - what a way to start the day...

middle of the night's great too - kinda wake up and find things are happening - like a dream that comes to life.

Anytime is good of course - just some times are MORE good

doc

15th March 2007, 14:51

Hubby's away a lot so *sigh* not much action going on there! And I prefer nighttime, he prefers daytime.....so *sigh* not much action going on there.....

:rofl:I'm a "shifty" shift worker maybe I could be of some asistance.now I'm a dirty ole man My body clock is stuffed. Im off to bed at rally's before the action starts and I'm awake before the last dickhead has to start his bike up and rev the nut's out of it.

ManDownUnder

15th March 2007, 14:53

What's this I hear women asking their husbands for action and being denied WTF???? These jokers obviously need reprogramming or they are faulty!!

No and no - they're just different. It's not actually that unusual, but you won't hear about it because other guys take the piss - and there is a feeling shared by both the "victim" and the rest that they are less of a man. Not the case at all.

FWIW There's a daily hormone cycle guys have - Testosterone often peaks overnight/early morning... and a wake up fuck is sometime the way to go.

Try it, wake him with your "gentle touch" and see what follows. By the time they're awake they're aroused and there isn't that initial "not now thanks".

Women often end up more easily aroused at night. So the wake up fuck is best tried about 1 hour after they fall asleep... again - they wake up around... the dream comes to life ... but the amount of sleep is less, and it's broken.

Guys have an expectation placed on them that they're "ready all the time". Not so. Stress, drugs, sleep deprivation etc can all adversely effect Peters ability to point at the sky. It's a very big and very complex issue. I'd liken it to riding a bike... I mean you get on, point it in the right direction and go... right?

How much more can there be to learn?

LilSel

15th March 2007, 14:54

:killingme :killingme :killingme

oh dear.....

Drum

15th March 2007, 14:55

Gonna grab my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight.

oooohhhh, afternoon delight.

judecatmad

15th March 2007, 14:56

Its a bugger... thats exactly my problem!!
I've tried feeding energy drinks to my partner after work... even that doesnt work lol... Then the 'discussion' occurs... 'its all about sex isnt it'?...
Response = well yeah...

Two people that are not intimate... and sleep in the same bed every night... isnt that 'friends'?... or 'married'? :dodge:

Oh my, I thought it was just me who initiated those sorts of discussions!!! Thank god other people have similar issues! (not that it's a good thing, but....aw heck, you know what I mean!).

PM on its way.......

bobsmith

15th March 2007, 14:58

I don't think "Anytime" quite describes it... where's the "all the time" option???

LilSel

15th March 2007, 14:58

Oh my, I thought it was just me who initiated those sorts of discussions!!! Thank god other people have similar issues! (not that it's a good thing, but....aw heck, you know what I mean!).

PM on its way.......

No no... not just you lol... Its rather frustrating... (go the pun!!)

Lissa

15th March 2007, 14:59

When I am in the mood, I am in the mood. Although to me sex is emotional as well as physical. Has to be foreplay involved!!! No quickies!!! :shutup: Thats all I have to say on the subject.

Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)

15th March 2007, 15:10

What's this I hear women asking their husbands for action and being denied WTF???? These jokers obviously need reprogramming or they are faulty!!
Check their warranties if they're still valid ask for a replacement!!!!:shit: :shit:

Oh Please don't get me started on this subject!! Happens more than you think. Would be nice to find a man who could keep up and knows how to pleasure a woman. I know how to pleasure a man and it's not all thru hands on direct experience (lol) I read alot about it. I accept there are people out there that are not so interested in the physical side of a relationship (can't understand it myself lol).

Mind you I know of 4 male friends that are married and they might be lucky to get it 3 times a year! 3 of them have strayed and while I don't condone that - I sure as hell don't blame them - Fark that. Thank God I'm single!!

No doubt too much information - but tell someone who cares - I don't lol.:scooter:

doc

15th March 2007, 15:14

When I am in the mood, I am in the mood. Although to me sex is emotional as well as physical. Has to be foreplay involved!!! No quickies!!! :shutup: Thats all I have to say on the subject.F..k me I saw this post and was goin to be the first to reply. Im on day's off it's raining I'm Bored OK! . I thought I was being checky and answer a thread about when you got around to doin maint on yer bike. But that's not all, by the time I had draughted a reply I was almost on the 2nd page, some of those others seemed to be a bit premature if you know what I mean. I'm ready now to answer and you don't want to discuss it anymore. NO WONDER WE HAVE TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING WOMEN.and I thought the crickets had stopped.... the noise is back

ManDownUnder

15th March 2007, 15:19

terbang

15th March 2007, 15:21

Whenever the opportunity arises. Quickies, longies, whatever where ever. However we do live with two 'Sex Police' (Teenage kids) that kick up such a fuss, choking and gagging, at the first or even slight hint of it possibly happening.. Funny thing that, when I was young I spent half my time keeping it out of the olds attention and now its the opposite..

The Stranger

15th March 2007, 15:23

Hubby's away a lot so *sigh* not much action going on there! And I prefer nighttime, he prefers daytime.....so *sigh* not much action going on there.....

:rofl:

So the 4th option then?

Lissa

15th March 2007, 15:23

F..k me I saw this post and was goin to be the first to reply. Im on day's off it's raining I'm Bored OK! . I thought I was being checky and answer a thread about when you got around to doin maint on yer bike. But that's not all, by the time I had draughted a reply I was almost on the 2nd page, some of those others seemed to be a bit premature if you know what I mean. I'm ready now to answer and you don't want to discuss it anymore. NO WONDER WE HAVE TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING WOMEN.and I thought the crickets had stopped.... the noise is back

Ok fine I will discuss it then!! What do you want know??:innocent:

Squeak the Rat

15th March 2007, 15:25

Forget the hand, wake him/her up with a BJ tomorrow morning :niceone:

Colapop

15th March 2007, 15:31

:innocent: i DON'T DO IT AT ALL...

avgas

15th March 2007, 15:33

I usually wake up with a boner - so there is half the work done for me ;)

Squeak the Rat

15th March 2007, 15:33

I usually wake up with a boner - so there is half the work done for me ;)

Heh, heh, morning wood, heh heh, he said boner, heh heh heh.

Lissa

15th March 2007, 15:35

Here's a different way of looking at it. What happens between the sheets is an indicator of the relationship's health as a whole. It's not the only indicator, but it's a good one, giving a pretty clear insight into the state of the intimate aspects of the thing.

As a consequence it's one of the most commonly complained about topics... because it comes up as a result of so many other things that can go wrong. The first thing many people notice is a lack of sex (or often, it's actually a lack of intimacy - related, but very different).

That's the sign that trouble's brewing. Find the trouble and the sex fixes itself.

Fix the sex and the trouble comes back again and again...So true. Lack of intimacy or intimate converstation with your partner... does have an effect on Sex. Esp from a womens perspective when sex is emotional as well as physical. A way of expressing love and being open. (foreplay... important!). If you dont feel a connection to your partner, you arent going to be comfortable being intimate (sex) with them. :shutup:

terbang

15th March 2007, 15:39

I usually wake up with a boner - so there is half the work done for me ;)
I thought they just called that one a Piss Hard. In other words you just need a morning pee.

ManDownUnder

15th March 2007, 15:47

And here's a gotcha.

Man woman... with grumbles... and the dishes need doing (humour me here). They don't feel close for whatever reason...

For the man - sex makes him feel close and will resolve the immediate issue of not feeling close. What would happen is this... have sex, feel close, the dish3es get done and there's a positively reinforcing cycle put into play

For the woman - closeness makes her feel like sex. If only he would get off his lazy arse and do the dishes... coz if he did, she'd be grateful and while she may still have some reservations, sex is more likely to be on the cards, whereupon... refer section "For the man" above.

Now that's a wonderful generalisation, and very simple, but it shows there are two solutions to this problem. And (let me say this loud and clear). THEY ARE BOTH RIGHT. They both work. "I did this last time, so you do that next time" isn't going to help. The time to talk is AFTER sex. When you ARE feeling good, and close and intimate. You're more likely to actually listen and learn.

Now - instead of assuming "the dishes" is the issue... it might be putting out the rubbish, picking your nose, farting, mowing the lawns, making the kids lunches etc etc etc. There's a really easy way to find out too...

... ask...

Mrs Busa Pete

15th March 2007, 15:48

:innocent: i DON'T DO IT AT ALL...

Now that answer a lot of question. We now know where all that pent up energy come from.:yes:

judecatmad

15th March 2007, 15:55

There's always the issue of one half of the relationship being a nymphomaniac (or the male equivalent, whatever that may be...) and the other being totally satisfied with 3 times a year....LOL

It's not always that there's anything wrong with the relationship per se, it could just be a completely different level of expectation/need.

Squeak the Rat

15th March 2007, 15:57

Or you have kinky coupled with a starfish.......

judecatmad

15th March 2007, 16:00

Or you have kinky coupled with a starfish.......

Shouldn't that be a chicken, STR??? :rofl:

ManDownUnder

15th March 2007, 16:10

It's not always that there's anything wrong with the relationship per se, it could just be a completely different level of expectation/need.

True - and if that's a manageable situation then cool. Often it's not though, and will influence other aspects of the relationship to sour... on occasion.

Communication helps, but it can be hard when you're well and truly pissed off at someone.

ManDownUnder

15th March 2007, 16:11

Now that answer a lot of question. We now know where all that pent up energy come from.:yes:

I'd be more concerned about the release he gets from giving hugs...

Macktheknife

15th March 2007, 16:11

God, who has sex anymore? That is so last century!
Isn't there a pill or something you can take instead?

P/T

Time is not the important factor,
'timing' however is far more important.
Most of us can be 'encouraged' when tired or stressed or 'not in the mood' but it takes patience, understanding and a lack of judging.

How do you think you would feel being told 'you are not meeting my sexual needs', or worse.
It is the kind of statement that is almost guaranteed to get someone in a defensive mindset, which is not conducive to resolving whatever is preventing intimate things in the relationship.

A much better approach is to start asking why your inputs to the relationship not generating the results you desire, make sure that the inputs are what you intended in the first place. Then make sure that the inputs are what your partner needs to feel secure and loved, and free to give the things that make you feel secure and loved too.

When and where are the kind of things people argue about, usually because they are easier than the real issues.

Mumbles

15th March 2007, 16:15

What about another option in the poll like...
Whenever SHE (or if your one of them) HE lets me? :yes:

Begging just never seems to do it for her in doors :shutup:

The only time when being :second: seems to be better than 1st...

judecatmad

15th March 2007, 16:19

True - and if that's a manageable situation then cool. Often it's not though, and will influence other aspects of the relationship to sour... on occasion.

Communication helps, but it can be hard when you're well and truly pissed off at someone.

I agree 100% with that, and communication is definitely the key. And it's not always about communicating that you need more action...LOL.

If you can get to a point in your relationship where there's intimacy even in the absence of sex, it makes it easier to be less pissed off and gives you more ability to work through issues your relationship may have other than the lack of said action....

It all depends on how long you've been together too. I mean, if you are having these issues 5 minutes into your relationship then I do probably think you're not well suited and should start looking at moving on. If, however, you're 5, 10, 15 years into the whole thing then it's probably a bit different.

At the end of the day, everybody's different and nobody's situations are going to be exactly the same. I, for one, tho have found this thread informative and very reassuring - a brave lady is LilSel to start a discussion like this! :yes:

YLWDUC

15th March 2007, 16:19

The survey should have read "Anytime I can get it"
But in reality morning time is always much nicer :first:, because you get to have breakfast afterwards, ignore her for the day (cause you're at work) then try it on again in the evening.....:second: :third:

(I'm all charm)

Switch

15th March 2007, 16:42

Whenever she lets me :weep:

Colapop

15th March 2007, 16:46

Now that answer a lot of question. We now know where all that pent up energy come from.:yes:
You got no idea... Life doesn't suck, lick, touch, fondle... or anything really... Not how I imagined life to be.

Of course all my comments on this subject are a p/t coz I'm REALLY gonna tell you lot about what happens in my love life

idleidolidyll

15th March 2007, 16:48

strange question

i'm a guy, if she's 'ready' i'll be at attention in an instant

Toaster

15th March 2007, 17:10

When you said down and dirty I thought you mean't mud sliding.

Toaster

15th March 2007, 17:12

doc

15th March 2007, 18:12

Ok fine I will discuss it then!! What do you want know??:innocent:
Not now cobber has turned up we are off on the piss, talk later when we get back.

Maha

15th March 2007, 19:06

FFS WHERES DR PHIL.......:weep:

Grahameeboy

15th March 2007, 19:12

Im basically a willy with a human attached :D

A big dick then............

Grahameeboy

15th March 2007, 19:13

FFS WHERES DR PHIL.......:weep:

Don't panic....he is on in 30 minutes in between commercials............

Grahameeboy

15th March 2007, 19:15

I agree! Well said Lissa. :innocent:

Yep have to brush the feet before entering the door,,,,,,,,

Lissa

15th March 2007, 19:49

Not now cobber has turned up we are off on the piss, talk later when we get back.
Na Ive lost the mood now :mellow:

Colapop

15th March 2007, 19:52

FFS WHERES DR PHIL.......:weep:
Dr Feeel, Dr Feeeel... deeres a paashient heere for youuu....

doc

15th March 2007, 19:55

Na Ive lost the mood now :mellow:
Back from the pub and am in the mood.

Lissa

15th March 2007, 19:55

Back from the pub and am in the mood.
Aww bloody typical!!

Indiana_Jones

15th March 2007, 21:08

I'm abit of an anfternoon delight man myself.

SKY ROCKETS IN FLIGHT!

BWOOOOOOOOOH

AFTERNOON DELIGHT!

-Indy

Curious_AJ

15th March 2007, 21:13

i voted anytime... i dont know what i prefer really... possibly really early in the morning ... possibly afternoon... who knows... so therefore.. anytime...

scumdog

15th March 2007, 21:27

I thought they just called that one a Piss Hard. In other words you just need a morning pee.

Sort of poor-mans Viagra though....

And ya ain't lived if you haven't got cramp in the back of your thight while doing it doggy-style in a tent at a motor-bike rally in the mid fternoon....:shutup:

oldrider

15th March 2007, 22:30

Sort of poor-mans Viagra though....

And ya ain't lived if you haven't got cramp in the back of your thight while doing it doggy-style in a tent at a motor-bike rally in the mid fternoon....:shutup:

Damn it Scumdog, I can sympathise about the cramp but that bloody loud barking and the frantic scratching is a bit much! (IMHO)

I voted anytime, because at my age you have to take your chances when you get em because there just might not be any more! :shit: Cheers John.

PS:Hey SD are you registered or shall I inform the local dog ranger at the next rally? Just a thought.

jtzzr

15th March 2007, 22:38

The other half prefers it in the morning at breakfast time, apparently the egg timer is broken,WTF

The Lone Rider

15th March 2007, 23:30

Anytime!!

I suppose in the morning though it makes me more sleepy.. but if I have to go to work a quickie at least brightens me up to not spend the drive to work swearing to the gods that I have to go to work.

At night is the best because then you can sleep! whoot

I say.. do it as a side dish with every meal :D

Kittyhawk

15th March 2007, 23:40

Why wasn't I told about this thread earlier!!

Anytime....anywhere...doggie doggie doggie!:innocent:

What happens when you are in a relationship, its all going well then the romance and intimacy has faded away over time? How do you get this back?

Disco Dan

15th March 2007, 23:42

crack

16th March 2007, 00:02

i voted anytime... i dont know what i prefer really... possibly really early in the morning ... possibly afternoon... who knows... so therefore.. anytime...

I voted ANYTIME, ANYTIME,ANYTIME,ANYTIME,ANYTIME,ANYTIME:

But in reality, Anytime,Anywhere,Anything.(IE Female)everyone you miss out on is one you will never regain.

I do sometimes suffer from too much blood to the head, usually at about Oh dark 30.

Blood to the head, now this reminds me:

A F/o of mine once used viagra, he got a hard on at 30000 feet, and it would not go down, yes he suffered for about 7 hr's, the medics inserted a needle, and drained off blood, to make it go flacid, poor sod then told me that it is a side affect one can suffer from viagra, any one else care to comment:

:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:

Kittyhawk

16th March 2007, 00:41

have a shag with someonelse usually does the trick.

Dosent solve the problem long term.

Deviant Esq

16th March 2007, 00:53

Why wasn't I told about this thread earlier!!

Anytime....anywhere...doggie doggie doggie!:innocent:
Hot damn! :eek5:
I think I need to go have a cold shower and a lie down!

:love:

Blue Babe

16th March 2007, 06:58

It's yum to be woken in the morning with a horny guy next to you. It's especially nice when you've been fast asleep & are woken with a hand caressing you. :love: I also like it at night, especially after a very romantic evening, with a nice meal, candles, wine & maybe even a bubble bath. :love:
I'm a Very Lucky Girl as I often get all this + I like to turn him on in the Mornings too. :innocent:

Blue Babe

16th March 2007, 07:01

What happens when you are in a relationship, its all going well then the romance and intimacy has faded away over time? How do you get this back?
You make sure you have time together on your own. Do the romantic stuff. The rest should come naturally. I love it when the kids aren't around & we can experiment & have fun. Does the relationship good & You too.

Squeak the Rat

16th March 2007, 07:07

When I am in the mood, I am in the mood. Although to me sex is emotional as well as physical. Has to be foreplay involved!!! No quickies!!! :shutup: Thats all I have to say on the subject.

Was thinking about this last night. This might be some of the problem...... Generalising here, but women expect foreplay, while men are more genetically programmed to just root.

So guys basically have an expectation that they have to do it the way the woman wants all the time. When humans know they have to do something the natural instinct is to dislike and avoid it.

So if your man isn't putting out you may want to compromise (as you should in a relationship). Sometimes it needs to be just about having a root. And if you take away the perception that sex is hard work (or show him it's about him occassionally) then he'll probably reciprocate with what you want (and he'll enjoy it too). :buggerd::hug:

crashe

16th March 2007, 07:58

Was thinking about this last night. This might be some of the problem...... Generalising here, but women expect foreplay, while men are more genetically programmed to just root.

So guys basically have an expectation that they have to do it the way the woman wants all the time. When humans know they have to do something the natural instinct is to dislike and avoid it.

So if your man isn't putting out you may want to compromise (as you should in a relationship). Sometimes it needs to be just about having a root. And if you take away the perception that sex is hard work (or show him it's about him occassionally) then he'll probably reciprocate with what you want (and he'll enjoy it too). :buggerd::hug:

No women also want to be totally satisfied.

So a guy just wants a root...... good for him..... so he is satisfied and the woman is not. No wonder it turns to custard for some couples.

The man only thinks of himself.

Its about BOTH being satified...... not just one.
Foreplay can work for both.....

Oh and guys....... rolling over and going to sleep afterwards...... is NOT very romantic either. Give your woman a hug etc and go to sleep in each others arms.

(whether you be straight or gay/lesbian/bi-sexual or transgender both parties should be totally satisfied)

wybmadiity

16th March 2007, 07:58

Im basically a willy with a human attached :D

I can vouch for that. :shifty: :dodge:

Squeak the Rat

16th March 2007, 08:06

No women also want to be totally satisfied.

So a guy just wants a root...... good for him..... so he is satified and the woman is not. No wonder it turns to custard for some couples.

The man only thinks of himself.

Its about BOTH being satified...... not just one.
Foreplay can work for both.....

I'm not advocating a quick root all the time, but your post is exactly my point. The women always demand that's the way it should be, because that's how she likes it. No wonder guys can't be bothered sometimes......?

Have you never given some one satisfaction without expecting anything in return? Relationships are about give and take from both parties. Find a happy middle ground that you occupy most of the time, but sometimes do something for your partner.

I'm back off to mars now :scooter:

ManDownUnder

16th March 2007, 08:20

Have you never given some one satisfaction without expecting anything in return? Relationships are about give and take from both parties. Find a happy middle ground that you occupy most of the time, but sometimes do something for your partner.

LOL... dude it's rare that I see a post nail a topic quite so well as you just did.

Ab-so-fucken-lute-ly ON THE MONEY!

Kittyhawk

16th March 2007, 09:30

I'm not advocating a quick root all the time, but your post is exactly my point. The women always demand that's the way it should be, because that's how she likes it. No wonder guys can't be bothered sometimes......?

Have you never given some one satisfaction without expecting anything in return? Relationships are about give and take from both parties. Find a happy middle ground that you occupy most of the time, but sometimes do something for your partner.

I'm back off to mars now :scooter:

I have to agree....There have been times where I've sastified the other half and not expected it myself. And he's done it to me at times. There has to be that mutual understanding.

No starfish tho... it just aint as fun.

Communication is one of key factors to a good sex life..

*starts thinking doggie doggie doggie*mmmmm

Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)

16th March 2007, 10:06

Have you never given some one satisfaction without expecting anything in return? Relationships are about give and take from both parties. Find a happy middle ground that you occupy most of the time, but sometimes do something for your partner.

Too bloody often. In this day and age I expect a man to know how to pleasure a woman - if he cannot - he's down the road that damn fast - my ex husband wasn't even interested in learning - boy did he miss out on a lot. My last ex - only one part of the anatomy seemed to exist despite lovingly saying what I enjoyed - so satisfaction for me went out the window. I would stroke and massage him for ages - wd have enjoyed reciprocation but only happened about twice.

I have given up on relationships - my experiences have been too bad and they certainly have not been worth all the bullshit I have had to put up with. It seems to be an inbuilt mechanism in me to find the sickest fucktard and try and have a relationship with them. Ex husband alcoholic, last one a drug addict. Probably a murderer next!! It's true in my case to say woman pick men like their father - well I'm truly stuffed despite 11.5 years of working on myself!! Safer for me not to go there.

The one thing I have enjoyed about having a regular "buddy" is it is actually a more honest relationship - no crap - there's passion, excitement and fun every time we meet. Best I have ever had. My emotions are not involved, we respect each other, laugh chat flirt. And he even asks occasionally - are you still happy with our situation.

As far as I'm concerned - I'm missing out on nothing. I have never had a man be there for me emotionally i.e. when I'm sick, or need TLC, or if I am down, to just hug me or attend a funeral with me. I don't want a man to fix my problems, I'm more than capable of that but to understand and be there. I have never known true love in my life - I thought I did in my last relationship but that all proved to be a lie - he was not there for me when I was sick, down or lost loved ones. Sometimes the words were sd but no action followed. I am not self pitying but accepting of this aspect of my life.

I can have great sex without being emotionally involved. And I'm superbitch if I am celibate too long. I am not afraid of talking about any subject. A spade is a front-end-loader.

Blue Babe

16th March 2007, 15:30

Have you never given some one satisfaction without expecting anything in return? Relationships are about give and take from both parties. Find a happy middle ground that you occupy most of the time, but sometimes do something for your partner.

Too bloody often. In this day and age I expect a man to know how to pleasure a woman - if he cannot - he's down the road that damn fast - my ex husband wasn't even interested in learning - boy did he miss out on a lot. My last ex - only one part of the anatomy seemed to exist despite lovingly saying what I enjoyed - so satisfaction for me went out the window. I would stroke and massage him for ages - wd have enjoyed reciprocation but only happened about twice.

I have given up on relationships - my experiences have been too bad and they certainly have not been worth all the bullshit I have had to put up with. It seems to be an inbuilt mechanism in me to find the sickest fucktard and try and have a relationship with them. Ex husband alcoholic, last one a drug addict. Probably a murderer next!! It's true in my case to say woman pick men like their father - well I'm truly stuffed despite 11.5 years of working on myself!! Safer for me not to go there.

The one thing I have enjoyed about having a regular "buddy" is it is actually a more honest relationship - no crap - there's passion, excitement and fun every time we meet. Best I have ever had. My emotions are not involved, we respect each other, laugh chat flirt. And he even asks occasionally - are you still happy with our situation.

As far as I'm concerned - I'm missing out on nothing. I have never had a man be there for me emotionally i.e. when I'm sick, or need TLC, or if I am down, to just hug me or attend a funeral with me. I don't want a man to fix my problems, I'm more than capable of that but to understand and be there. I have never known true love in my life - I thought I did in my last relationship but that all proved to be a lie - he was not there for me when I was sick, down or lost loved ones. Sometimes the words were sd but no action followed. I am not self pitying but accepting of this aspect of my life.

I can have great sex without being emotionally involved. And I'm superbitch if I am celibate too long. I am not afraid of talking about any subject. A spade is a front-end-loader.

Couldn't have said it better My Self. One thing though it is awesome to have him there for all the emotional stuff too, when you're sick or what ever happens in ones life.

avgas

16th March 2007, 15:40

Sex is awesome fun. like ridding fluffy scoots on oil covered roads.
I've been drinking

SixPackBack

16th March 2007, 15:44

BRACE YERSELF WOMEN I'M CUMIN' IN:sunny:

mstriumph

16th March 2007, 15:55

.......... but it can be hard when you're well and truly pissed off at someone.

i thought all this was about it NOT being hard ..... :dodge:

mstriumph

16th March 2007, 16:21

............(whether you be straight or gay/lesbian/bi-sexual or transgender both parties should be totally satisfied)

'should' - a word that causes all sorts of problems by raising sometimes unfulfillable expectations

total sexual satisfaction every time is probably one of these

it's in the nature of things, for a zillion reasons, that there will be times things will work better for one partner than the other .........

yep, don't you just LOVE it when the earth moves simulaneously for both of you ....... but, on the occassions it doesn't, there's also a great deal of pleasure in having MADE the earth move for the other person?

my 2c anyway

ManDownUnder

16th March 2007, 16:21

i thought all this was about it NOT being hard ..... :dodge:

LOL no no no.... it HAS to be hard - otherwise it doesn't wanna go in

MikeyG

16th March 2007, 16:34

I'd be more concerned about the release he gets from giving hugs...

He hugged me the other day. Now I feel so dirty

mstriumph

16th March 2007, 17:19

He hugged me the other day. Now I feel so dirty

*sniff* he's NEVER hugged ME!! ........ now i feel soooooooo - well, quite ok about it, really ......:innocent:

crashe

16th March 2007, 17:32

*sniff* he's NEVER hugged ME!! ........ now i feel soooooooo - well, quite ok about it, really ......:innocent:

He has hugged me........ and I will never be the same again.....
well the arm wont be..... lol
:dodge: :dodge: :dodge:

oldrider

16th March 2007, 19:21

My biggest fear of growing old, Dementia and Alzheimer's, never being able to even remember sex, let alone how good bad or indifferent it was!!!

So much to do, so little time..............ANYTIME, Anything, anywhere, :love: :bleh: :spanking: :wari: :grouphug: :scratch: (Fantasizes wildly, gulping and gasping!!)

Then bloody reality comes along and ruins my day again. :doh:

Even worse, imagine never ever being able to remember riding your "BIKE"!! :ride: Now that's terrifying. :eek: John.

scumdog

16th March 2007, 20:30

No women also want to be totally satisfied.

....... rolling over and going to sleep afterwards...... is NOT very romantic either. Give your woman a hug etc and go to sleep in each others arms.

(whether you be straight or gay/lesbian/bi-sexual or transgender both parties should be totally satisfied)

So being told to "go to sleep, it's already 5am and we've both got work at 8 o'clock" counts for something???

NighthawkNZ

16th March 2007, 21:11

So... when do you prefer to get down n dirty?? (have sex!)

When ever I can fracking get it ... like hello :doh:

crack

17th March 2007, 01:00

Have you never given some one satisfaction without expecting anything in return? Relationships are about give and take from both parties. Find a happy middle ground that you occupy most of the time, but sometimes do something for your partner.

Too bloody often. In this day and age I expect a man to know how to pleasure a woman - if he cannot - he's down the road that damn fast - my ex husband wasn't even interested in learning - boy did he miss out on a lot. My last ex - only one part of the anatomy seemed to exist despite lovingly saying what I enjoyed - so satisfaction for me went out the window. I would stroke and massage him for ages - wd have enjoyed reciprocation but only happened about twice.

I have given up on relationships - my experiences have been too bad and they certainly have not been worth all the bullshit I have had to put up with. It seems to be an inbuilt mechanism in me to find the sickest fucktard and try and have a relationship with them. Ex husband alcoholic, last one a drug addict. Probably a murderer next!! It's true in my case to say woman pick men like their father - well I'm truly stuffed despite 11.5 years of working on myself!! Safer for me not to go there.

The one thing I have enjoyed about having a regular "buddy" is it is actually a more honest relationship - no crap - there's passion, excitement and fun every time we meet. Best I have ever had. My emotions are not involved, we respect each other, laugh chat flirt. And he even asks occasionally - are you still happy with our situation.

As far as I'm concerned - I'm missing out on nothing. I have never had a man be there for me emotionally i.e. when I'm sick, or need TLC, or if I am down, to just hug me or attend a funeral with me. I don't want a man to fix my problems, I'm more than capable of that but to understand and be there. I have never known true love in my life - I thought I did in my last relationship but that all proved to be a lie - he was not there for me when I was sick, down or lost loved ones. Sometimes the words were sd but no action followed. I am not self pitying but accepting of this aspect of my life.

I can have great sex without being emotionally involved. And I'm superbitch if I am celibate too long. I am not afraid of talking about any subject. A spade is a front-end-loader.

Shit,Damn, I would love to get inside your head:
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

desmo dave

17th March 2007, 07:12

geoffm

17th March 2007, 08:20

Married, children, and get home from work just in time to go to bed. What is sex?
G

_Gina_

17th March 2007, 08:55

IMO

Sometimes people keep their fantasies and real sexual drivers quite deep inside and this in itself can inhibit a random and spontanious sexlife once the first year or so has passed.
People in relationships sometimes inadvertently say something negative about something sexual that the other person finds to be a sexual driver.
The comment will probably be a flippant one and without any real thought, but none the less the other person will feel shame or fear rejection and will be less inclined to suggest it as something to try.

Then that limits the options and there is only so many times you can do it (for example) doggy style.

And then the inhibited sexual driver can actually build into something else and sometimes becomes (in the mind) the only thing that "really" turns a person on.

Hmmmmm, god I ramble on !

Anyway, relevant or not, you choose.

10/4

Deviant Esq

17th March 2007, 13:08

Good post girly, I agree with you. I know what you mean too having come across that sort of thing before.

Kittyhawk

17th March 2007, 21:56

And do a trade in.:dodge:

*scratches head* Nah...

When ever I can fracking get it ... like hello :doh:

HI!! hahaha

LOL no no no.... it HAS to be hard - otherwise it doesn't wanna go in

One word.....viagra!

MyGSXF

2nd April 2007, 19:13

The other half prefers it in the morning at breakfast time, apparently the egg timer is broken,WTF

I just found a note buried on my puter table.. to send you THIS link.. a bit of enlightenment for you!! :shutup:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=42687&page=2

sorry for the delay!! :Punk:

Indiana_Jones

3rd April 2007, 08:20

Morning sex is good, makes you hungry for breakfast lol

-Indy

Krusti

3rd April 2007, 08:46

Can someone help me? What's this sex thing everyone is talking about?

Seem to remember knowing this word years ago.:whistle:

jrandom

3rd April 2007, 09:31

Give your woman a hug etc and go to sleep in each others arms.

Oh, do fuck off with that nonsense. Nobody sleeps in each others' arms. It's too uncomfortable. Only happens in movies. I've never run into a girl who fancied the idea of going to the trouble of getting a crick in her neck just so that I could have pins and needles in my shoulder.

Normal people need a certain amount of space to sleep comfortably. Sleeping is like watching a movie - contrary to traditional fictional presentation, it is not a social activity.

G(whether you be straight or gay/lesbian/bi-sexual or transgender both parties should be totally satisfied)

Pig's arse. Get off the soapbox.

I dunno what all this Cosmo magazine 'satisfy the woman' nonsense is about. Far as I've ever been able to tell, healthy people's bodies work pretty good, generally, except when they're sick, tired or drunk. Sex is a natural function.

It's pretty much only the homosexual perverters of nature that have to put significant conscious effort into getting their partner off. And by 'homosexual perverters of nature', I mean lesbians.

Curious_AJ

3rd April 2007, 21:51

Morning sex is good, makes you hungry for breakfast lol

-Indy

it totally does! mmm greasy post-sex breakfast...

sex at night with the light on could work too, but its just not the same...

NighthawkNZ

3rd April 2007, 22:00

HI!! hahaha

errr hi... :D

Blue Babe

3rd September 2007, 08:10

Oh, do fuck off with that nonsense. Nobody sleeps in each others' arms. It's too uncomfortable. Only happens in movies. I've never run into a girl who fancied the idea of going to the trouble of getting a crick in her neck just so that I could have pins and needles in my shoulder.

Normal people need a certain amount of space to sleep comfortably. Sleeping is like watching a movie - contrary to traditional fictional presentation, it is not a social activity.

You are very sad if that's the way you really think. I love cuddling up in the arms of my Man & going to sleep. We move apart during the night, but always wake up cuddling each other... I wouldn't have it any other way. Hey but that's me, I'm a touchy feely kind of girl & so is Doug, a touchy feely type of guy..

Indiana_Jones

3rd September 2007, 08:18

I like to hold AJ in bed :yes:

But when we sleep, we seem to face away from each other lol

-Indy

Taz

3rd September 2007, 09:52

I think there's been so much less sex since the introduction of the internet. I'm surprised the human race hasn't died out really.

Blue Babe

3rd September 2007, 14:01

I think there's been so much less sex since the introduction of the internet. I'm surprised the human race hasn't died out really.

I'd love to know how you've worked that one out?? :niceone:

Taz

3rd September 2007, 14:09

I'd love to know how you've worked that one out?? :niceone:
Creaming yourself all over the keyboard don't help populate the earth :o

Blue Babe

3rd September 2007, 14:19

Creaming yourself all over the keyboard don't help populate the earth :o

I've personally done my populating of the world :2thumbsup, (still busy practising as well) Got one of each & My son is busy practicing to help keep the world populated & he spends most of his waking ours when not at work, on the internet. I don't think the internet has slowed the sex stuff down infact I think it has probably encouraged it. That's my opinion any way

jrandom

3rd September 2007, 16:16

You are very sad if that's the way you really think. I love cuddling up in the arms of my Man & going to sleep. We move apart during the night, but always wake up cuddling each other...

I dunno, eh. Always seems like a whole lot of effort to scooch my arse all the way over and start cuddling. Maybe I should stop sleeping in super-king-sized beds.

Anyway, cuddling's a gamble; you never know when you're just going to end up with blue balls.

Frankly, when it comes to actually getting a good night's rest, it's hard to beat having a bed to oneself.

Sleeping is not a social activity. I have spoken!

fireball

3rd September 2007, 17:02

Oh, do fuck off with that nonsense. Nobody sleeps in each others' arms. It's too uncomfortable. Only happens in movies.

you are missing out my friend.... i get held every night and thats the way i like it and going to keep it....

jrandom

3rd September 2007, 17:14

you are missing out my friend... i get held every night...

Well, at 0.37 Standard Human Size Units, you're an exception, and more or less qualify as a spiky-haired teddy bear.

:D

Goblin

3rd September 2007, 17:15

Frankly, when it comes to actually getting a good night's rest, it's hard to beat having a bed to oneself.

Sleeping is not a social activity. I have spoken!Unless of course, you're into spooning...but that can lead to trouble too.:buggerd:

jrandom

3rd September 2007, 17:16

Unless of course, you're into spooning...

Spooning leads to forking.

fireball

3rd September 2007, 17:18

Well, at 0.37 Standard Human Size Units, you're an exception, and more or less qualify as a spiky-haired teddy bear.

:D

hey im not that little

Goblin

3rd September 2007, 17:21

Spooning leads to forking.
Heh! Just before the knife goes in. Yay for sleeping alone!

jrandom

3rd September 2007, 17:24

hey im not that little

I guess you'll be taking the SRAD out for a ride after all, then?

:cool:

fireball

3rd September 2007, 17:34

I guess you'll be taking the SRAD out for a ride after all, then?

:cool:

how could i say no to an offer like that!? :clap::drool:.....

but thats all ill be riding from you! :shutup:

jrandom

3rd September 2007, 17:42

how could i say no to an offer like that!? :clap::drool:...

You might have to if you can't reach the footpegs or handlebars.

:p

but thats all ill be riding from you! :shutup:

Gosh, you mean all that talk of me showing you how to get it up really was about the FXR...

LilSel

3rd September 2007, 17:44

Gosh, you mean all that talk of me showing you how to get it up really was about the FXR...

I sure hope so... :argue: :lol:

fireball

3rd September 2007, 17:47

:killingme:killingme:killingme

NotaGoth

3rd September 2007, 18:26

Never... :confused:

sunhuntin

3rd September 2007, 22:16

You are very sad if that's the way you really think. I love cuddling up in the arms of my Man & going to sleep. We move apart during the night, but always wake up cuddling each other... I wouldn't have it any other way. Hey but that's me, I'm a touchy feely kind of girl & so is Doug, a touchy feely type of guy..

i agree... i love cuddling before going to sleep [actually, falling asleep like that is heaven to me.] and i have met one man where i basically spent the whole night wrapped up in a hug of some type. :love::love::love::love: every time i moved, id be grabbed in both arms *sigh*

i do, also, agree with random... i have tried reversing sleeping positions with my partner, and my arm went dead and i couldnt get it out. never again. i do worry about sleeping on peoples arms because of that, but theres no where else for that arm to go it would appear! the night i reversed things, i did try having it between us, and also bent around behind me. both resulted in pins and needles.

007XX

3rd September 2007, 22:35

Spooning leads to forking.

Eeerr..really? Is that what you call it?:killingme

anyway, there is no way I can sleep with some grizzly bear's paws wrapped around me...I need space and plenty of it!

And as far as forking goes...anytime suits me fine. :devil2:

Goblin

3rd September 2007, 22:42

...but theres no where else for that arm to go it would appear! :laugh: The good old spare arm...what to do with it:confused:

RiderInBlack

4th September 2007, 07:50

Unless of course, you're into spooning...but that can lead to trouble too.:buggerd:

Spooning leads to forking.

Heh! Just before the knife goes in. Yay for sleeping alone!
Once upon a time I would have agreed with ya but that's because my relationship with my now ex-wife was not a good one. Since then I have found a partner where we both enjoy the proper use of "cutlery". "Spooning" is great and we have no problem if "forking" or "knifes" get envolved:love:

Grahameeboy

4th September 2007, 07:56

Im basically a willy with a human attached :D

So you are a big plonker then??

Blue Babe

4th September 2007, 08:44

i agree... i love cuddling before going to sleep [actually, falling asleep like that is heaven to me.] and i have met one man where i basically spent the whole night wrapped up in a hug of some type. :love::love::love::love: every time i moved, id be grabbed in both arms *sigh*

i do, also, agree with random... i have tried reversing sleeping positions with my partner, and my arm went dead and i couldnt get it out. never again. i do worry about sleeping on peoples arms because of that, but theres no where else for that arm to go it would appear! the night i reversed things, i did try having it between us, and also bent around behind me. both resulted in pins and needles.

On cooler nights Doug is like that with me, mind you if he moves away from me I follow him & he lands up with very little room on his side of the bed. :hug: If I move away he often pulls me back into a cuddle where I'm tucked into his front with my back. Sooo Cosy :innocent:
I can't explain exactly but I seem to get my arm tucked in between us, with my hand sticking out & resting either on my thigh or just on his thigh. Elbow is not bent. It's very comfortable & I very rarely get pins & needles. (I get pins & needles bad if my arms are tucked up under my chin.):hug:

fireball

4th September 2007, 12:49

On cooler nights Doug is like that with me, mind you if he moves away from me I follow him & he lands up with very little room on his side of the bed. :hug: If I move away he often pulls me back into a cuddle where I'm tucked into his front with my back. Sooo Cosy :innocent:
I can't explain exactly but I seem to get my arm tucked in between us, with my hand sticking out & resting either on my thigh or just on his thigh. Elbow is not bent. It's very comfortable & I very rarely get pins & needles. (I get pins & needles bad if my arms are tucked up under my chin.):hug:

yeah there is always somewhere to put your hands where they wont get pins and needles...

sunhuntin

4th September 2007, 12:58

yeah there is always somewhere to put your hands where they wont get pins and needles...

*decides to keep looking for that spot* :eek:

007XX

4th September 2007, 13:04

*decides to keep looking for that spot* :eek:

The trouble is once you've found it, can't leav the bloody thing alone! :lol::devil2::niceone:

fireball

4th September 2007, 13:07

The trouble is once you've found it, can't leav the bloody thing alone! :lol::devil2::niceone:

yeah i still cant get you to stop touching it.... :yes:

007XX

4th September 2007, 13:18

yeah i still cant get you to stop touching it.... :yes:

Come again? :innocent::laugh:

fireball

4th September 2007, 13:21

Come again? :innocent::laugh:

who said i came the first time? :niceone:

007XX

4th September 2007, 13:28

who said i came the first time? :niceone:

was I there?

Damn, short term memory is playing up again...:mellow:

But eh, I thought the fakeys were reserved for the boys...:zzzz:

ManDownUnder

4th September 2007, 13:29

who said i came the first time? :niceone:
The bite marks on your lower lips gave it away...

was I there?

Damn, short term memory is playing up again...:mellow:

But eh, I thought the fakeys were reserved for the boys...:zzzz:

Oh that's playing dirty! Still I haven't had any complaints yet :whistle:

sunhuntin

4th September 2007, 13:30

pmsl at you both, lol. fireball... pity your in aucks, otherwise id take you up on that offer...

where do you both recommend that spare arm goes? when im hugging my partner, i dont like having my arm between us cos i like as much full contact as possible. the arm gets in the way.

fireball

4th September 2007, 13:34

sunhuntin

4th September 2007, 13:35

ROAD TRIP!

as to where to put that hand.... 69 is the answer :clap:

while sleeping?? :doh:

007XX

4th September 2007, 13:36

The bite marks on your lower lips gave it away...

Yeah well, for my defence, she was facing away from me at the time, so...

Oh that's playing dirty! Still I haven't had any complaints yet :whistle:

"yet" being the operative word here, my dear... :dodge:

ManDownUnder

4th September 2007, 13:37

"yet" being the operative word here, my dear...

You having a go at me just coz I'm a virgin? Besides - I prefer to do it anytime I find an opening...

007XX

4th September 2007, 13:45

You having a go at me just coz I'm a virgin? Besides - I prefer to do it anytime I find an opening...

For your answer: please read Hitcher's signature: suits you to a T!!!:yes::laugh:

ManDownUnder

4th September 2007, 13:47

For your answer: please read Hitcher's signature: suits you to a T!!!:yes::laugh:

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Must spread myself around...

LilSel

4th September 2007, 14:04

ROAD TRIP!

Sunhuntin.... we are coming down your way next friday... Ill drop FireBall off n she can stay with you... Ill relax in the spa at the motel by myself :niceone::apint:

Edit: Opps... wanganui... my bad... I thought hawkes bay lol!! scrub that idea...

LilSel

4th September 2007, 14:06

was I there?

I was :devil2:

007XX

4th September 2007, 14:11

I was :devil2:

Exactly!!! So could you possibly shed some light on the subject? Did she or did she not???:laugh::shifty:

fireball

4th September 2007, 14:14

Exactly!!! So could you possibly shed some light on the subject? Did she or did she not???:laugh::shifty:

did i just miss the best 3sum in the world?? man that was quick its usually a 4 day long weekend kinda thing

sunhuntin

4th September 2007, 14:15

Sunhuntin.... we are coming down your way next friday... Ill drop FireBall off n she can stay with you... Ill relax in the spa at the motel by myself :niceone::apint:

Edit: Opps... wanganui... my bad... I thought hawkes bay lol!! scrub that idea...

what? friday [7th] this week, or next? cos im working this friday, lol. always good to have an excuse to head over to the bay... all my favourite people are there!!

LilSel

4th September 2007, 14:17

Exactly!!! So could you possibly shed some light on the subject? Did she or did she not???:laugh::shifty:

She does alot... Magic hands etc ya see... :niceone::cool:

Mine that is ;)

LilSel

4th September 2007, 14:18

what? friday [7th] this week, or next? cos im working this friday, lol. always good to have an excuse to head over to the bay... all my favourite people are there!!

Next Friday 14th, Leaving Auckland by 8pm (I hope)... arriving in the wee hours... staying sat night in Hastings... returning sunday afternoon-ish.

sunhuntin

4th September 2007, 14:23

Next Friday 14th, Leaving Auckland by 8pm (I hope)... arriving in the wee hours... staying sat night in Hastings... returning sunday afternoon-ish.

ill see what happens. i work sundays, so its a right bitch getting time off.

007XX

4th September 2007, 14:28

did i just miss the best 3sum in the world?? man that was quick its usually a 4 day long weekend kinda thing

Oh Gawd...don't tell me you don't remember???:gob:
it was the best fun eer, and YOU don't remember!?! Oh the unfairness of it all...:eek5:

She does alot... Magic hands etc ya see... :niceone::cool:

Mine that is ;)

You go, you good thing!:clap::laugh:

LilSel

4th September 2007, 14:30

ill see what happens. i work sundays, so its a right bitch getting time off.

I can imagine... well... any other Hawkes Bay peeps that might wanna catch up for a cold one with myself & my honey Fireball ... Flick me a PM :D

I actually have a tournament down there, so if your into bowling (tenpin) n wanna pop down to watch the pro's in action, we will ALL be in town next weekend :D (Columbia 300 National Tour - Round 5) :Punk:

LilSel

4th September 2007, 14:33

You go, you good thing!:clap::laugh:

:buggerd::lol: Mmmwahahahaha... I tell no lies!!

fireball

4th September 2007, 14:36

:buggerd::lol: Mmmwahahahaha... I tell no lies!!

:Pokey:
your head wont be able to fit out of your office door soon.

LilSel

4th September 2007, 14:39

:Pokey:
your head wont be able to fit out of your office door soon.

Nah its a double door :clap: She'll be right babe... :beer:

Your just as bad as me n you know it!!... :hug:
Must be why we are so perfect together huh?!?!... :wacko:

LilSel

4th September 2007, 14:43

Quite funny how I started this thread... and now... I dont have that issue any more... *points at fireball*... Im very lucky to have met someone who is so similar to myself!... we get along like a fat kid eating cake!... really really well... In hindsight... my ex & I were totally diff & incompatible in many ways... crazy!!

ManDownUnder

4th September 2007, 14:52

Quite funny how I started this thread... and now... I dont have that issue any more... *points at fireball*... Im very lucky to have met someone who is so similar to myself!... we get along like a fat kid eating cake!...

So who's the kid and who's the cake??? (rhetorical)

LilSel

4th September 2007, 14:54

So who's the kid and who's the cake??? (rhetorical)

Ill be the kid... Fireball can be the cake ;)... see... everyones happy!! :D

Coldrider

4th September 2007, 14:56

I didn't vote in this poll, it is closed now, I think I have a headache, I need to wash my hair, I'm too tired tonight,....the cat's sick...

ManDownUnder

4th September 2007, 14:56

Ill be the kid... Fireball can be the cake ;)... see... everyones happy!! :D

Why does Marie Antoinette come to mind?

fireball

4th September 2007, 14:56

Ill be the kid... Fireball can be the cake ;)... see... everyones happy!! :D

:bash: what if i want to be the kid? or if i want MDU to be the kid? :shit::love:

PMSL :shutup:

jrandom

4th September 2007, 14:58

Awww. The cuteness of KB couples posting mushy public responses to each other never gets stale...

ManDownUnder

4th September 2007, 14:59

i want MDU to be the kid? :shit::love:

Awww. The cuteness of KB couples posting mushy public responses to each other never gets stale...

Hard to argue with that one chap...

LilSel

4th September 2007, 14:59

:bash: what if i want to be the kid? or if i want MDU to be the kid? :shit::love:

PMSL :shutup:

then none of my cake for you!

fireball

4th September 2007, 15:06

Awww. The cuteness of KB couples posting mushy public responses to each other never gets stale...

you love me to tho remember!

you all love me

PMSL :banana:

Blue Babe

4th September 2007, 16:31

oldrider

5th September 2007, 00:12

I did not vote because I am old and old people don't do sex, ask any young person! Sighhhh. :whistle: John.

Blue Babe

6th September 2007, 16:03

I did not vote because I am old and old people don't do sex, ask any young person! Sighhhh. :whistle: John.

What eva :oi-grr:

007XX

6th September 2007, 16:08

I did not vote because I am old and old people don't do sex, ask any young person! Sighhhh. :whistle: John.

What eva :oi-grr:

eeerrr, yeah ol' chap...what she said!

C'mon don't be lazy, you know you can do better than that, no matter how creaky the old bones are...:laugh::msn-wink:

Blue Babe

7th September 2007, 09:12

eeerrr, yeah ol' chap...what she said!

C'mon don't be lazy, you know you can do better than that, no matter how creaky the old bones are...:laugh::msn-wink:

I hope to still be at it when I am OLD :msn-wink:
I'm still just chook yet. Old these days means absolutely Squat.
Look at Pavoroti who just passed away. He's left a toddler & a young wife & he was 71yrs old. Same with Rod Stuart. Could name a whole heap more but better not as we'll all start feeling Old :msn-wink:

007XX

7th September 2007, 09:20

I hope to still be at it when I am OLD :msn-wink:
I'm still just chook yet. Old these days means absolutely Squat.
Look at Pavoroti who just passed away. He's left a toddler & a young wife & he was 71yrs old. Same with Rod Stuart. Could name a whole heap more but better not as we'll all start feeling Old :msn-wink:

Exactly...Besides, experience that comes with years passed is an invaluable gain and certainly makes a lot of the more advanced generations incredibly good in the horizontal mambo...

Oouups, sorry...was I being a bit blunt again? :lol::whistle: