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miSTa
16th March 2007, 20:50
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 80-year-old said,"Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun." As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'."

"Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.

The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

Beemer
16th March 2007, 22:10
Very good, bling to you!

YLWDUC
16th March 2007, 23:39
Ahhh, funny because its almost certainly true.

Macktheknife
3rd April 2007, 18:58
Brilliant!

Toaster
3rd April 2007, 19:03
Geez, I must be getting slow..... took me at least 20 seconds to get that one. Very good!!

MotoGirl
3rd April 2007, 19:07
haha I love it, that one's a keeper!

blackkatana
3rd April 2007, 19:16
Yep, that's a good one.:yes:

Sully60
16th January 2008, 13:50
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.








When asked how he was feeling, the 86-year-old replied,

"Things are just great and I've never felt better.'

I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

"So what do you think about that Doc?"








The Doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.


"I have an elderly friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season."




One day he was setting off to go hunting.

In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun."

"As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.




He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.

Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favourite hunting rifle and went 'Bang Bang'."


"Incredibly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.









Now, what do you think of that?" asked the Doctor.


The 86-year-old thought for a minute and said,


"Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."


The Doctor replied, "My point exactly."

007XX
16th January 2008, 13:52
:rofl: Nice one!!!!

gsx katana
18th December 2009, 17:13
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