irony:

[crack]

From the Collins Dictionary:
Humorous or mildly sarcastic use of words to mean the opposite of what is said; event situation opposite of that expected!

Now today a colleague told me this, I laughed at the Irony of History:

This is the QUOTE; and I thought, list it and see what can be added to it?

QUOTE:
The best golfer in the world is Black.
The best rapper in the world is white.
The Suise (Swiss) have the Americas cup.
The French accuse the USA of being arrogant.
The Germans refuse to go to war.

Add to it, and see what else we can come up with!

:whocares: :whocares: :whocares: :whocares:

[onearmedbandit]

Something about Bush and Dick being in power, and the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, I'm pretty smashed at the moment but I think it was a Chris Rock joke.

[YLWDUC]

How about an old favourite of mine

Military Intelligence.....

[Deviant Esq]

The best crapper in the world being white isn't strictly true because it's much more subjective than the other examples. I mean, it's someone's opinion more than an objective truth. And I don't see as ironic that the best golfer in the world is black. The best golfer in the world is a man, you racist buger you :whistle:
Pot, kettle, black? :confused:

[crack]

The best crapper in the world being white isn't strictly true because it's much more subjective than the other examples. I mean, it's someone's opinion more than an objective truth. And I don't see as ironic that the best golfer in the world is black. The best golfer in the world is a man, you racist buger you :whistle:
Pot, kettle, black? :confused:

Look I realise it is not easy being Green, but hey honestly I would drink beer with you being either, Yellow,Purple,Black,Brown,White,Red:

IRONY:

Look at American History my friend:
You are totally correct, Tiger is indeed a MAN, and he is one in the eye for Uncle Sam and the Red Necks, with history in mind, there is certainly some IRONY in the fact that he is the best golfer in the world, but hey that could be a subjective statement, BUT in todays so called modern world, there are a few towns in the USA where he could not go freely with out the local Red Neck Sherriff taking him to jail for being BLACK.

IRONY,IRONY, IRONY, IRONY:

Racist is subjective to what?

1080 all your GREEN.

:shutup: :shutup: :Pokey: :Pokey:

[Deviant Esq]

there is certainly some IRONY in the fact that he is the best golfer in the world, but hey that could be a subjective statement
A black man being the best golfer in the world isn't a subjective statement - he's ranked the world number one by quite some margin, so whether someone subjectively believes he is or he isn't really is irrelevant - objectively, he's the number one golfer in the world. No murkiness about that one! I'll agree it's a poke in the eye for Redneck USA, but I don't feel that it's particularly ironic. Whether he's black or white he's a very driven man.

With the best rapper in the world it's more to do with opinion since it's not clearcut in music whether or not they're the best, because someone can be doing a similar sort of thing just with different themes to their music - it appeals to different types of people, different tastes and all that. With number 1 sportsmen taste has nothing to do with it.

BTW was joking with regards to the racist comment. Oh, and anyone here who doesn't like green men because they're green is in for the bash! :devil2:

Anyway, thread's about irony and I'm way off topic. Sorry, as you were...

[onearmedbandit]

oh ffs, its a frigging joke, or supposed to be. You straight people mess with my mind.


btw, pay no attention to me, I am not of this world currently. But I will be back. Sometime.

[crack]

A black man being the best golfer in the world isn't a subjective statement - he's ranked the world number one by quite some margin,

he's the number one golfer in the world. No murkiness about that one! I'll agree it's a poke in the eye for Redneck USA, but I don't feel that it's particularly ironic. Whether he's black or white he's a very driven man.

With the best rapper ( I agree with you "Crapper") in the world it's more to do with opinion

I like ROCK, hard ROCK, GOTTHARD,GUNS & ROSES.

BTW was joking with regards to the racist comment. Oh, and anyone here who doesn't like green men because they're green is in for the bash! :devil2:

I do I do I do like Green Men, but hey what about your wife, is she Green to, want to share???? as you can see I am not fussy, and race dosent matter.

Anyway, thread's about irony and I'm way off topic. Sorry, as you were...


A Beer sometime????:yes: :yes:

[Deviant Esq]

Why stop at one? :whistle:

I'd send you a PM about your reply above having some of your text in with my quote... but you haven't got PMs turned on.

[cowboyz]

The best crapper in the world being white isn't strictly true because it's much more subjective than the other examples. I mean, it's someone's opinion more than an objective truth. And I don't see as ironic that the best golfer in the world is black. The best golfer in the world is a man, you racist buger you :whistle:
Pot, kettle, black? :confused:

150 years ago they used to call 100 white guys chasing a black guy round a field the KKK, Now they call it the PGA Tour.

[Trudes]

LOL Cowboyz.
There must be something in there also about the Williams sisters when they were on top of their game too, Tennis being another one of those snobby white person sports things. (Geeze it's early).
Can you call it ironic that Rossi rides a jap bike when the Ducati whipped its arse last weekend? Or is that just money, or have the Italians disowned him or something?? (waiting for the barage of abuse for a valid question.:dodge: )

[trumpy]

How about an old favourite of mine

Military Intelligence.....

More of an oxymoron........

[Waylander]

You guys should know that Redneck USA doesn't give a shit about golf. The only sport more boring than golf is cricket.

We'd rather watch football (gridiron to you people) and a vast majority of the best players in that sport are black. Do we care? Not a whole hell of alot so long as our favorite team is winning.
Or better yet Nascar or the local Demolition derby and funny car races.

You plaid shorts wearing tea sippers can keep your golf.

[Laava]

Phonetic isn't.