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Ms Piggy
20th August 2004, 11:16
Don't tell anyone else in the office what you are doing - that's an automatic disqualification. Competition ends 5:00pm next Friday.


>> OFFICE DARE OLYMPICS >>

ONE POINT OFFICE DARES

1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.

2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other
'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).

3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to
you.

4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave
your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right
now. Bye."

5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp
your hands over your ears and grimace.

6) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and
whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".

7) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it
out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".

8) Walk sideways to the photocopier.

9) While riding a lift, gasp dramatically every time the
doors open.

THREE-POINTS DARES

1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with
double-barrelled fingers.

2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did
you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".

3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your
voice).

4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink
directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player'
within sight).

5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

FIVE POINT DARES

1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would
be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem
(extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they
watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch
on/off 10 times.

3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".

4) Announce to everyone in a meeting
that you "really have to go do a number two".

5) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican
accent. As in "the report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up
for one hour.

6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the
lift.

7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead
repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just
shut up!".

8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As
God is my witness, I'll never
go hungry again".

9) In a colleague's diary, write in 10am:
"See how I look in tights".

10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You
wanna trade?".

11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same
person: "Do you
hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".

12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say,
"I can't
talk about it".

13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him
he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.

14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc)
during a very important conference call.

15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.

16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back
of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone
points it out.

17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and
biscuit,
smash each biscuit with your fist.

18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair
towards the door.

19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each
meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of
their real-life counterparts.

And if that wasn't enough for you...

1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on
and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow
down.

2) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the
economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they
want fries with that.

4) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN."

5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has got over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to
espresso.

8) Don't use any punctuation marks at all in your
e-mails.

9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after
they answer.

11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

12) Sing along at the opera.

13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't
rhyme.

14) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.

15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.

16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name.

17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I
Won! 3rd time this week!!!"

18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking
lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity....

19) Send this to everyone in your address book, even if they
sent it to you or have asked you not to send them stuff like
this.

jrandom
20th August 2004, 11:18
I already do most of the above on a regular basis.

vifferman
20th August 2004, 11:22
I already do most of the above on a regular basis.Yeah, me too.:blink:
And some other ones that aren't there....:whistle:
My boss regularly shakes his head in disbelief at me, and I had the MD speechless one day....

Mongoose
20th August 2004, 11:26
I already do most of the above on a regular basis.

I was also going to say, where aplicable this gets done on a daily basis too.
Although, some one must be having a rtealy quiet Friday at work and/or is realy bored to even post this :blink:

tuscan
20th August 2004, 11:55
Bugger... Could only get halfway through the list because laughing out loud in the library is sooo embarrassing. :pinch:

Blakamin
20th August 2004, 12:31
Yep...regular day in my office....except we dont have a lift :(

scumdog
20th August 2004, 13:45
Fart in the intercom.

Set fire to bottom of workmates newspaper while he is reading it.

Nail workmates lunchtin to table top and put lid back on.

Catch 3 sparrows and put in workmates lunch tin just before knock-off time.

Draw massive penis's on all suitable people/racehorses etc in workmates newspaper just before knock-off time.

Jack up workmates car in gravel car-park and put blocks under dif. just high enough to get rear wheels off ground then rake gravel up to said wheels so it looks like they are still on the ground. :whistle:


the list is endless when you're a bored freezing worker.

pete376403
20th August 2004, 15:54
Or you could try clay kitten shooting http://www.richsalter.btinternet.co.uk/cks2/index2.html

riffer
20th August 2004, 16:19
Or you could try clay kitten shooting http://www.richsalter.btinternet.co.uk/cks2/index2.html
Here's my score.

Actually I can beat that one for things to do when bored.

How about tattooing harley davidson logos onto pigs?

riffer
20th August 2004, 16:26
Draw massive penis's on all suitable people/racehorses etc in workmates newspaper just before knock-off time.
In the first place I worked (Government Print) some of us photolithography apprentices were being taught how to spot negatives - an arcane process whereby you used paint brushes and a special type of paint (called "opaque" for obvious reasons) to paint out the "spots" and scratches on negative file which was to be made into plates for printing machines.

They were instructed to scratch all sorts of damage into copies of the Yellow Pages negatives, and then try to clean up the damage by painting over it with opaque.

Anyway, apprentices being what they are, all sorts of rude pictures were put onto the negatives and an attempt was made to try and clean them up.

Of course, as the day wore on and the apprentices got bored, the pictures got cruder and cruder, and any attempt to clean them up was completely set aside as everyone competed to see who could draw the rudest pics on the artwork.

Until the end of the day, where all the negatives were gathered up and put away for safekeeping in the shelves reserved for the apprentices work, right night to the shelves where you stored all the artwork the night shift platemakers would use for making plates.

As sometimes happens, a wrong decision was made, and negs got mixed up.

Trouble was, no one noticed until the Yellow Pages were printed.

With the rude pics in them.

and no-one knew what had happened ....:whistle:

no names will be mentioned of course....

Blakamin
20th August 2004, 18:06
Or you could try clay kitten shooting http://www.richsalter.btinternet.co.uk/cks2/index2.html


THATS goin in the pool room! :2thumbsup

Kickaha
20th August 2004, 18:43
Set fire to bottom of workmates newspaper while he is reading it.

.


I've done that one :shifty:

Ms Piggy
20th August 2004, 18:59
THATS goin in the pool room! :2thumbsup

Core Dad - Don't ya mean *straight* in the pool room!

feistyredhead
19th August 2005, 10:22
1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at Passing Cars. See If They SlowDown.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, Ask If They want Fries with that?

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten Over their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy."

8. Dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go to a Poetry Recital and Ask Why the Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're not in the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking Lot, yelling "Run for Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To the Economy, We Are Going to have To Let One Of You Go."

:chase:

Big Dave
19th August 2005, 10:32
There is another 'Vis' list like that with Office games too.

It has a points score system for things like:

Drinking directly from the tap on the office water cooler.

Paging yourself.

Paging yourself with a famous name calling in - 'Big Dave, Helen Clarke, - line 6'.

Laps of the office with your fly open.

etc etc etc.

Aaron717
19th August 2005, 10:34
lol that was good :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

bugjuice
19th August 2005, 10:35
most of that I often do anyway.
right now, I'm walking around the office in my socks.. and they don't match.. well, they match another pair at home, but I didn't bring them in today..

why should the office be only for work..?? I don't work.. so I should have fun..

feistyredhead
19th August 2005, 10:39
most of that I often do anyway.
right now, I'm walking around the office in my socks.. and they don't match.. well, they match another pair at home, but I didn't bring them in today..

why should the office be only for work..?? I don't work.. so I should have fun..

yea and i think someone has been changing your coffee to decafe!

bugjuice
19th August 2005, 10:42
yea and i think someone has been changing your coffee to decafe!
nope, that's for me to do.. but you cut it with Milo too, and they won't know until they get back to their desk

feistyredhead
19th August 2005, 10:43
nope, that's for me to do.. but you cut it with Milo too, and they won't know until they get back to their desk

wow sounds like you have it too easy there..now i wonder how do i get your bosses email address to tell him to triple ya work load :rofl:

bugjuice
19th August 2005, 10:49
wow sounds like you have it too easy there..now i wonder how do i get your bosses email address to tell him to triple ya work load :rofl:
i did, yesterday.. when kb land was down.. got heaps done..
now I'm just buggin girls, tellin 'em how cute they are..

feistyredhead
19th August 2005, 10:54
i did, yesterday.. when kb land was down.. got heaps done..
now I'm just buggin girls, tellin 'em how cute they are..

oh so you are into girls and not women? oh well to each their own..... :rofl:

Big Dave
19th August 2005, 10:58
My girl is a mother of 2 and grandmother of 1 - but she's still my girl.

bugjuice
19th August 2005, 11:00
oh so you are into girls and not women? oh well to each their own..... :rofl:
well said BD ;)
everyone is still young enuff :devil2:
as they say, growing old is mandatory - growing up is optional. What ya called, well who really cares? bring da girls.. :woohoo: :chase:

vifferman
19th August 2005, 11:03
nope, that's for me to do.. but you cut it with Milo too, and they won't know until they get back to their desk
How about gravy browning instead of Milo?

bugjuice
19th August 2005, 11:03
How about gravy browning instead of Milo?
lol.. good idea.. i'll grab some from the caff at lunch..

Artifice
19th August 2005, 11:07
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten Over their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

someone did that to a a friends workmate once. he was such an evil barstard that day they switched back to espresso the next day and vowed "never again"

feistyredhead
19th August 2005, 11:14
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten Over their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

someone did that to a a friends workmate once. he was such an evil barstard that day they switched back to espresso the next day and vowed "never again"

yes coffee is the only drug i take so gimmee! :kick: not decaf!

Wolf
19th August 2005, 11:49
My girl is a mother of 2 and grandmother of 1 - but she's still my girl.
"I got sunshiiiiine, on a clouuu-dy daaaay..."

Wolf
19th August 2005, 11:52
yes coffee is the only drug i take so gimmee! :kick: not decaf!

You Know You Drink Too Much Coffee When...

* You ski uphill.
* You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
* You speed walk in your sleep.
* You answer the door before people knock.
* You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
* You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
* You channel surf faster without a remote.
* You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
* You sleep with your eyes open.
* Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
* You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
* The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
* People get dizzy just watching you.
* You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
* The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
* You short out motion detectors.
* Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
* You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
* You help your dog chase its tail.
* Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
* You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
* You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
* You're so “wired” you pick up FM radio.
* People can test their batteries in your ears.
* You can jump-start your car without cables.
* Instant coffee takes too long.
* You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
* You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
* You lick your coffeepot clean.
* Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
* You've worn out the handle on your favourite mug.
* You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
* Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's brew."
* When you find a penny, you say, "Find a penny, pick it up. Ninety-nine more, I'll have a cup."
* You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
* Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
* You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
* The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
* Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
* Your pay cheque is sent directly to Starbucks.
* Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
* You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
* When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
* You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.
* You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
* Your Thermos is on wheels.
* You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
* You have a conniption over spilled milk.
* Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.
* You introduce your spouse as your "Coffee mate."
* You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
* Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

Ramius
19th August 2005, 12:09
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=306979&postcount=16

:violin:

Ramius
19th August 2005, 12:09
You Know You Drink Too Much Coffee When...


"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Wolf again."

Damn bugger shit!

Oh dear, I just realised that I have a letter from a Brazillian thanking me for what I have done for their lives. I have put 3 members of their family through school with shoes! Coffee, handed down by god, so I don't have to get pissed!

Wolf
19th August 2005, 12:41
It must be said: Despite the references to Starbucks in the above post, I won't drink that crap they try to pass off as coffee. Way dearer than anyone else and it's mediocre at its best.

I'd have to be seriously decaffeinated and suffering the world's worst withdrawal headache before I bought any of their product again. (And the thirty-or-so other cafes within walking distance would all have to be closed)

As for decaf - we used to have it at home when a certain friend of mine was a regular visitor as he doesn't drink real coffee. I used to ensure the spoon was washed and dried after making his coffee before stirring the others lest the drops on the spoon dilute the real coffee we were having...

"Here's your coffee, hon. Dave, here's your Devil's Brew."

Big Dave
19th August 2005, 12:54
"I got sunshiiiiine, on a clouuu-dy daaaay..."

Ha! - More like I've got this whole Xena fantasy thing happening...but it's a big guy thing.

feistyredhead
21st August 2005, 07:01
i love it...now were is my devils brew?

parsley
21st August 2005, 09:22
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten Over their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
No, no, no. If you switch directly they'll all notice. The trick is to start mixing decaf in with the real stuff and gradually increase the ratio so they end up drinking pure decaf after 3 weeks.

Or so I'd imagine... :devil2:

GN1NiteStnd
14th November 2005, 14:36
How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits.
Wear them one day after you boss does. This is especially effective if
your boss is a different gender.

3) Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by
these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going
to have to disagree with you there, Cha-cha."

4) Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what
you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."

5) Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as much since
you did this.

6) While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive liquid. Call
everyone Madge.

7) Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get
coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way.

8)Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you're
waiting for your document.

9) Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask them
if they want fries with that.

10) Send e-mail back and forth to yourself engaging yourself in an
intellectual debate. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to
settle the disagreement.

11) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized
chair-dancing.

12) Put your trash can on your desk. Label it "IN."

13) Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.

14) Send e-mail messages saying there's free pizza or donuts or cake
in the lunch room. When people drift back to work complaining that they
found none, lean back, pat your stomach and say, "Oh you've got to be
faster than that."

15) Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. once everyone
has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

Sniper
11th October 2006, 07:44
Fridays coming soon, so here something to calm your minds...

Insanity Helpers

Many things to get you through the day.


When someone asks you to do something, ask if they want that super-sized.

Run one lap around the office at top speed.

Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).

Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."

To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".

Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".

Walk sideways to the photocopier.

While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.

Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".

Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).

Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on and off 10 times.

For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".

Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".

After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.

While a co-worker is out, move their chair into the elevator.

In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, PLEASE! All of you just shut up!".

At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".

In a co-worker's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".

Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?".

Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".

Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".

Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.

Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.

Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.

Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and donut, smash each donut with your fist.

During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.

Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Play a tape of jungle sounds at work all day.

Send this website to everyone in your address book, even if they have sent it to you or have asked you not to send them stuff like this.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom (don't disguise your voice).

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors'.

Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think".

Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.

Don't use any punctuation.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Ask people what sex they are.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite sex).

Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom.

Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

Call the psychic hotline and just say, "Guess".

Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, 'Rock Hard'.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week !!!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, it's the voices in your head that do."

Every time you see a broom yell "Honey, your mother is here!"

kickingzebra
11th October 2006, 08:22
tee hee hee ;) I rikee velly much

one fast tl1ooo
10th December 2009, 11:16
Ways to annoy People
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)

3) Insist that your e mail address is: Xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com

4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronised chair dancing.

6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favours.'

10) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."

11) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.

13) Dontuseanypunctuation

14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

15) Ask people what sex they are.

16) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

17) Sing along at the opera.

18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)

20) Send a e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom.

21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.

22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

23) Call 111 and ask if 111 is for emergencies

24) Call the psychic hotline and just say, "Guess"

25) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

26) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week!!!"

27) When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot,yelling. "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

28) Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, it's the voices in your head that do"

20) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

30) Everytime you see a broom yell "Honey, your mother is here

**And the Final way to annoy People.... ...... Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to you or have asked you not

duckonin
10th December 2009, 11:21
What was in your coffee this morn ?? can u spare a bit?:msn-wink: