Seasonal question

[Donor]

I have managed to score today and tomorrow off work.

I have a house with no wife or kids until late afternoon.

I have a bike with a full belly of petrol.

It is beautiful and sunny.

...did Christmas get here early and I just wasn't told about it??

Or sumpin'??

[yungatart]

Don't question such good fortune!
What are you doing on here anyway - shouldn't you be out riding!

[gijoe1313]

:gob:

You jammy, jammy .. bastard! And here's me with a shite load of reports to write for the little cherubs in my classes :doh:

Ride on there! :scooter: Beaut day for it... :weep:

[Donor]

Don't question such good fortune!
What are you doing on here anyway - shouldn't you be out riding!

I have just packed the wife and rugrats off to work/school/daycare

I am sitting here in my favourite tatty dressing gown, slurping a lukewarm coffee, and destroying my secret stash of Girl Guide biscuits.

Plotting a course.

But I have all day... I feel giddy... this is rare!

[Donor]

:gob:

You jammy, jammy .. bastard! And here's me with a shite load of reports to write for the little cherubs in my classes :doh:

Ride on there! :scooter: Beaut day for it... :weep:

I can swing by and lend a hand - "Your kid is an idiot. Must try harder or pay the next learning bracket to advance".

Not that hard really!

[Quartermile]

Lucky lucky lucky...............

Wouldn't it be interesting if that came it at schools, "you child sucks his organs are worth more", nah NZ is far too PC