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Slipstream
20th August 2004, 19:32
..having a shit in the woods.
The bear says to the rabbit. "Do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit replied. "No."
So the bear wiped his arse with the rabbit.

Hey there.

If ya didn't guess already, I'm new.

How are people tonight?

Blakamin
20th August 2004, 19:35
Heya Handbrake... and welcome...love the first post!!! :niceone:

Two Smoker
20th August 2004, 19:36
LOL :lol: bloody good intro :niceone: i am good have just been out practicing wheelies on my bike....... rather than the post bike....... lol

Have you ridden with the wellington KB'ers??? ie White Trash, Cycosis, Deano, Jimbo750????

dangerous
20th August 2004, 19:42
LMAO......... yeah I'll give ya that one, not bad. Welcome aboard and I'm not doing too bad...... well beter than the weather your way anyhow.

Slipstream
20th August 2004, 19:48
Have you ridden with the wellington KB'ers??? ie White Trash, Cycosis, Deano, Jimbo750????

I can't say that I have had the pleasure of riding with them yet. But by what I've read, they're deviants of justice. My kinda people.

Has anyone online been for a ride with them yet?

White trash
20th August 2004, 19:54
Howdy 'Handbrake. Good to have ya here.

You'll meet a lot of cool people and probably a couple of wankers here. Look forward to meeting you on the road.

Nice bike by the way!

Two Smoker
20th August 2004, 19:56
I can't say that I have had the pleasure of riding with them yet. But by what I've read, they're deviants of justice. My kinda people.

Has anyone online been for a ride with them yet?
Alot of the people on this site go for rides with each other...... WT and the welly boys ARE BLOODY FAST....

Firefight
20th August 2004, 20:02
Alot of the people on this site go for rides with each other......



shit, why do you think that is Chris ?? :Pokey:

F/F :crazy:

Firefight
20th August 2004, 20:04
..having a shit in the woods.
The bear says to the rabbit. "Do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit replied. "No."
So the bear wiped his arse with the rabbit.

Hey there.

If ya didn't guess already, I'm new.

How are people tonight?


hey Handbrake, welcome mate hope you enjoy the site,

seen that Bear rabbit thing on a greeting card as well, love it

F/F :wacko:

Slipstream
20th August 2004, 20:04
You'll meet a lot of cool people and probably a couple of wankers here.



Which one are you? and are you really "fat and proud"?

Slipstream
20th August 2004, 20:08
WT and the welly boys ARE BLOODY FAST....

Like most men i've met then. I prefer the slow and senic type of riding.

riffer
20th August 2004, 20:54
Like most men i've met then. I prefer the slow and senic type of riding.
Yeah, well some of us welly types are slow and smooth too.... :laugh:

Not too sure how you do slow and scenic on an R1 though - or is that your favourite bike? :rolleyes:

Anyhow, welcome aboard. Soon we'll have every biker in Welly signed on here...

White trash
20th August 2004, 20:54
Which one are you? and are you really "fat and proud"?

Well now, that depends on who you ask!

I'm sure Jimbo will tell you I'm an absolute wanker, but he's just a winging pom who can't handle his piss.

I'm pretty sure there's at least one person on here who thinks I'm alright.

.....Anybody........*snif*

riffer
20th August 2004, 20:56
Well now, that depends on who you ask!

I'm sure Jimbo will tell you I'm an absolute wanker, but he's just a winging pom who can't handle his piss.

I'm pretty sure there's at least one person on here who thinks I'm alright.

.....Anybody........*snif*
Trashy - are you still at work?

or did you finally get a computer at home.....

White trash
20th August 2004, 20:56
Yeah, well some of us welly types are slow and smooth too.... :laugh:

Not too sure how you do slow and scenic on an R1 though - or is that your favourite bike? :rolleyes:

Anyhow, welcome aboard. Soon we'll have every biker in Welly signed on here...

Smooth?! You're as stubbly as they come, sunshine. :)

Ms Piggy
20th August 2004, 21:00
Welcome Handbrake! Nice to see another woman rider :niceone: You will meet some great people on here - I haven't met a wanker yet and I've even met WT & Jimbo750 :msn-wink:

White trash
20th August 2004, 21:10
Trashy - are you still at work?

or did you finally get a computer at home.....

Fucken babysitting, mate! Can you believe that shit.

If I gotta put up with someone elses kids, they're gonna have to stomach an almighty internet bill next month.

Imagine. Me, looking after kids! I'll have the little buggers doing wheelies on their trikes in no time.

Slipstream
20th August 2004, 21:32
You will meet some great people on here - I haven't met a wanker yet and I've even met WT & Jimbo750 :msn-wink:

Does that mean they're borderline?

Are there many wellington girlie "kiwi bikers"?

Ms Piggy
20th August 2004, 23:52
Does that mean they're borderline?

Are there many wellington girlie "kiwi bikers"?

Well I haven't ridden with them but they both seem like very polite lads to me (but don't tell them that!).

There's a few of us - Velox, Her_B4, Tigger, DebK, Lynda Blair, Mitch...forgive me gals if I left anyone out!

scumdog
21st August 2004, 00:11
Well now, that depends on who you ask!

I'm sure Jimbo will tell you I'm an absolute wanker, but he's just a winging pom who can't handle his piss.

I'm pretty sure there's at least one person on here who thinks I'm alright.

.....Anybody........*snif*

Well I think your names alright.. and I think your wheelstands are alright.... and I think your.... I'll stop there while it's all good!!! :killingme

Blakamin
21st August 2004, 00:16
Well now, that depends on who you ask!

I'm sure Jimbo will tell you I'm an absolute wanker, but he's just a winging pom who can't handle his piss.

I'm pretty sure there's at least one person on here who thinks I'm alright.

.....Anybody........*snif*

Dunno....you wanna Dyno my bike???
:devil2:

LB
21st August 2004, 05:50
.
.Hi The Handbrake. Welcome to KB. Will no doubt meet up on the road some time - most likely the top of the hill or the Fish at Martinborough - they tend to be my two main haunts when I'm not on the roads riding (slowly, behind all the boys).

WT and Jimbo are okay guys, so are Stonechucker, VTwin, Bugsplat ](though he's very quiet on the site but gets going after his liver and bacon at the Fish)[/COLOR], Matthewt, Deano, Mangell6, Celticno6, F5Dave, Jim2 etc etc etc - actually I'll have to agree with CSL, I don't yet seem to have met a KB wanker. I'm not convinced that such a beast exists.

Why don't you come to our curry night on the 9th of September? Have a squizz at Jimbo's thread titled something like "Wellington Bundi Night". There's a great crew coming along (including my good self). I'll be the one wearing all the Ducati merchandise. :msn-wink:
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wari
21st August 2004, 07:13
HEy HAndbrake ... :spudwave:

Posh Tourer :P
21st August 2004, 10:05
shit, why do you think that is Chris ?? :Pokey:

F/F :crazy:

Because we are all an incestuous pack of bastards?

toads
21st August 2004, 15:59
hi there handbrake, I hope it's not a name your partner has dubbed you cos you control the finances LOL, good joke by the way, and I also like the scenic cruisy sort of riding style, but then I'm old and have an infinate respect for gravity and friction.

magnum
23rd August 2004, 20:52
eh up.old joke,nice biike,welcome in. :spudwave:

FROSTY
23rd August 2004, 21:14
welcolm handbrake. Best bet for trying to ride "with" white trash is to tell em ya giot a beer or two in ya bag They wont dare pass ya then.

White trash
24th August 2004, 16:31
welcolm handbrake. Best bet for trying to ride "with" white trash is to tell em ya giot a beer or two in ya bag They wont dare pass ya then.

Nup. But we'll mug ya at the first stop then piss off.

inlinefour
28th January 2005, 00:15
Welcome and enjoy :banana:

avgas
28th January 2005, 01:18
that is so evil :laugh: :devil2:

Slipstream
28th January 2005, 07:33
Welcome and enjoy :banana:

Thanks Honda.... It's been a loverly 1/2 year on this site :)