Slags and shit

[scumdog]

Watching a TV2 programme about neighbours from hell kinda crap while posting on KB. (helps me to drink, - not that drinking 12-year-old Glenfidich is THAT hard!!)

"Charlene" and her neighbours are not getting on at all well, fark, TV must be on the blink in their place!!!

All I can say is that with an attitude and facial appearance of a baboons arse there is no hope for these slags and their 'everything' challenged off-springs.

Fark, it's too much like my real job (you know, NOT the posting on KB job) only I can yell at the TV people how to sort their shitty-arsed loser lives out without getting the PCA involved!!.

[T.W.R]

Go on have another drink :drinkup: :wait:

[Madness]

General Bike Ravings????

Yeah, typical trash reality NZ television. Bring back Chloe, she had class.

[Big Dog]

Watching a TV2 programme about neighbours from hell kinda crap while posting on KB. (helps me to drink, - not that drinking 12-year-old Glenfidich is THAT hard!!)

"Charlene" and her neighbours are not getting on at all well, fark, TV must be on the blink in their place!!!

All I can say is that with an attitude and facial appearance of a baboons arse there is no hope for these slags and their 'everything' challenged off-springs.

Fark, it's too much like my real job (you know, NOT the posting on KB job) only I can yell at the TV people how to sort their shitty-arsed loser lives out without getting the PCA involved!!.

Pretty shallow bottle of Glenfidich about now from the look.

[Big Dog]

General Bike Ravings????

Yes.
Definitely a biker, definitely raving.

[scumdog]

Fark no, my Glenfiddich is only starting!! - but it's all MINE, go away!

It has just given me the clarity of mind and the freedom of speech to say what I REALLY think of people like that.

"Get a life" is not even near what I think.

[scumdog]

General Bike Ravings????

Yeah, typical trash reality NZ television. Bring back Chloe, she had class.

Farkoff!! I've been drinking, that makes it alright.

(Well it does to the people I have to deal with)

[Madness]

Farkoff!! I've been drinking, that makes it alright.


That's what the father(s) of their offspring said.

[scumdog]

That's what the father(s) of their offspring said.

Wotchoo talkinabout Willis??

I know NOTHIN' 'bout no kids, never! - ya can't prove it noways!

[Deviant Esq]

Didn't see the show but got a rundown on it over MSN from someone who was. Can't blame you for drinking mate, especially with rabble like that on the TV. The woman (if you can call her that) sounded like a right troll.

[scumdog]

Didn't see the show but got a rundown on it over MSN from someone who was. Can't blame you for drinking mate, especially with rabble like that on the TV. The woman (if you can call her that) sounded like a right troll.

THAT description is flattering.

I'm surprised any of them found a blind man to breed with, they were, at best, "10 jug women".
"Beauty is skin deep - ugliness goes to the core" (and I ain't just talkni' 'bout appearances)

And I'm feeling charitable tonight.:yes:


And yeah, I'm overweight, white, over 50 and male - but I didn't rush into it like some others did THIER description:yes: :yes: :yes:

[scumdog]

Go on have another drink :drinkup: :wait:

Thank y'all, ah think ah will!!:2thumbsup

[nadroj]

Good old Dr Tom Mulholland, as good as he is, had his work cut out there!

[Guitana]

Fuck that fat nutter had no neck and looked like the offspring of Jabba the Hutt!!!! Fancy living next door to a psycho like that!!! I like the attitude of the bloated solo mum though! "She owns her own home she must be rich why dosent she move" Well your'e a fat bludger and sponging off the tax payer why dont you stop breeding and get a job you fat fuck!! why should she move!!! I bet the kids are all to different fathers as well!!
As for the other neighbour what a dingo the 35 year old grandmother that looked 70 and has an IQ of 6!!!! They should sell all of the state houses then we would'nt have these fuckers ruining neighbourhoods!!!!

[sunhuntin]

couldnt really keep track last night...was enjoying the song of the minah bird though. started off being about her bird, and then it changed to something completely different. all 3 of em need to get off the couches and go outside for 5 seconds. the nails in the gate was too much! that woman with the nails...what a fuckin ugly cow. looked drunk, stoned and undead all at once!

[Dilligaf]

. the nails in the gate was too much! that woman with the nails...!

Gotta disagree.... If I had a vermin (aka next door neighbour's unruly children) crawling over my place univited I would consider putting up festering nails sharpy bit up too! Seriously, what kind of parent cannot stop their child going into someone else's property, throwing stones at neighbours etc??? Those nails were clearly INSIDE her property boundary line - the little darlings would only have any problem with those nails if they were climbing over her gate having already come all the way over her front lawn.... Kids will be kids doesn't cut it. The mothers should stop continually breeding whilst sucking of the goverment teat and put some positive role modelling time in for those kids. And the other neighbour who had children and granchildren the same age.... can't she figure out what's causing it? :dodge:
And the "she owns her own house - she must be rich" comment. Chip on shoulder much?

[Guitana]

couldnt really keep track last night...was enjoying the song of the minah bird though. started off being about her bird, and then it changed to something completely different. all 3 of em need to get off the couches and go outside for 5 seconds. the nails in the gate was too much! that woman with the nails...what a fuckin ugly cow. looked drunk, stoned and undead all at once!

You'd still fuck her after a few beers though!!!!!!!!:love: :love: :love: :love:

[candor]

You'd still fuck her after a few beers though!!!!!!!!:love: :love: :love: :love:

What the woman who had pathological envy of homeowners?

That train of thought is downright unnatural guitana. I'm a female but I dry retch in empathy for what you are doing to fellow bikers minds with such meanderings. Its almost worth a red rep and we'll have to keep an eye on you. How could you!

[Guitana]

What the woman who had pathological envy of homeowners?

That train of thought is downright unnatural guitana. I'm a female but I dry retch in empathy for what you are doing to fellow bikers minds with such meanderings. Its almost worth a red rep and we'll have to keep an eye on you. How could you!

Hmmm no sense of humour there!! No actually I was refering to the hairy one who resembled Jabba the Hutts mother!!!!:love: :love: :love: :love:
RED REP JOHNNY DEPP it's all the same to me rep away and I'll return the favour!!! Now if you were a man the statement I made is commonly referred to as the beer goggles test!!!!!:sick: :sick: :sick: Retch away nothing like a good chuck!!

[Madness]

This isn't in PD yet?
Well bugger me with a dead fish.

[Guitana]

This isn't in PD yet?
Well bugger me with a dead fish.

What sort of fish???? I've got a frozen Kahawai in the freezer!!!!:sick:

[Madness]

What sort of fish???? I've got a frozen Kahawai in the freezer!!!!:sick:

Frozen is no good I'm afraid.:nono:
It has to be de scaled already too.

[Guitana]

Frozen is no good I'm afraid.:nono:
It has to be de scaled already too.

OOOOHHH you kinky thing you!!!!!:gob:

[idleidolidyll]

Farkoff!! I've been drinking, that makes it alright.



The piano has been drinking
My necktie's asleep
The combo went back to New York, and left me all alone
The jukebox has to take a leak
Have you noticed that the carpet needs a haircut?
And the spotlight looks just like a prison break
And the telephone's out of cigarettes
As usual the balcony's on the make
And the piano has been drinking, heavily
The piano has been drinking
And he's on the hard stuff tonight

The piano has been drinking
And you can't find your waitress
Even with the Geiger counter
And I guarantee you that she will hate you
From the bottom of her glass
And all of your friends remind you
That you just can't get served without her
The piano has been drinking

The piano has been drinking
And the lightman's blind in one eye
And he can't see out of the other
And the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid
And he showed up with his mother
And the piano has been drinking
Without fear of contradiction I say
The piano has been drinking

Our Father who art in ?
Hallowed by thy glass
Thy kindom come, thy will be done
On Earth as it is in the lounges
Give us this day our daily splash
Forgive us our hangovers
As we forgive all those who continue to hangover against us
And lead us not into temptation
But deliver from evil and someone you must all ride home

Because the piano has been drinking
And he's your friend not mine
Because the piano has been drinking
And he's not my responsibility

The bouncer is this Sumo wrestler
Kinda cream puff casper milk toast
And the owner is just a mental midget
With the I.Q. of a fencepost
I'm going down, hang onto me, I'm going down
Watch me skate across an acre of linoleum
I know I can do it, I'm in total control
And the piano has been drinking
And he's embarassing me
The piano has been drinking, he raided his mini bar

The piano has been drinking
And the bar stools are all on fire
And all the newspapers were just fooling
And the ash-trays have retired
And I've got a feeling that the piano has been drinking
It's just a hunch
The piano has been drinking and he's going to lose his lunch
And the piano has been drinking
Not me, not me, The piano has been drinking not me

Tom Waits 1976