spudchucka
21st August 2004, 11:53
I found this on another forum and thought it was good enough to post here. It won't work for bikers though.
A speeding driver is pulled over by the police ...
PC : "May I see your driver's license, Sir ?"
Driver : "I haven't got one. I've been banned for drink driving."
PC : "Do you have the vehicle registration documents on you ?"
Driver : "It's not my car. I stole it."
PC : "You've stolen the car ?"
Driver : "Yes. But I think the documents are in the glove box. I think I saw them there when I was putting my gun away."
PC : "There's a gun in the glove box ?"
Driver : "Yes. That's where I put it after I shot the woman who owns**the car."
Cop : "You shot the owner ?"
Driver : "Yes. I've got her body stuffed in the boot."
PC : "You've got a body in the boot ?"
Driver : "Yes. Sorry."
The PC is a bit worried about the situation, calls his station, and an Armed Response Unit along with a Sergeant is immediately dispatched.
Surrounded by armed police, the Sergeant nervously approaches the car and talks to the driver ...
Sergeant : "Can I see your license, Sir ?"
Driver : "Sure. Here it is."
The driver hands over his licence which is clean of points.
Sergeant : "Who does this car belong to Sir ?"
Driver : "It's mine, officer. Here's the registration document."
The driver hands over his registration documents which show he is the owner of the car.
Sergeant : "Could you slowly open your glove box. I believe you have a gun in there ?"
Driver : "A gun ? No, there's no gun in there."
The driver opens the glove box, which is completely empty.
Sergeant : "Would you mind getting out of the car, and opening
the boot please ?"
Driver : "No problem."
The driver gets out, opens the boot which, like the glove box is completely empty.
Sergeant : "I'm sorry Sir; I don't understand. The officer who stopped you said you didn't have a licence, had stolen the car, were carrying a gun, and had shot a woman, whose body you'd dumped in the boot ?"
Driver : "I suppose the lying bastard told you I was speeding as well ?"
A speeding driver is pulled over by the police ...
PC : "May I see your driver's license, Sir ?"
Driver : "I haven't got one. I've been banned for drink driving."
PC : "Do you have the vehicle registration documents on you ?"
Driver : "It's not my car. I stole it."
PC : "You've stolen the car ?"
Driver : "Yes. But I think the documents are in the glove box. I think I saw them there when I was putting my gun away."
PC : "There's a gun in the glove box ?"
Driver : "Yes. That's where I put it after I shot the woman who owns**the car."
Cop : "You shot the owner ?"
Driver : "Yes. I've got her body stuffed in the boot."
PC : "You've got a body in the boot ?"
Driver : "Yes. Sorry."
The PC is a bit worried about the situation, calls his station, and an Armed Response Unit along with a Sergeant is immediately dispatched.
Surrounded by armed police, the Sergeant nervously approaches the car and talks to the driver ...
Sergeant : "Can I see your license, Sir ?"
Driver : "Sure. Here it is."
The driver hands over his licence which is clean of points.
Sergeant : "Who does this car belong to Sir ?"
Driver : "It's mine, officer. Here's the registration document."
The driver hands over his registration documents which show he is the owner of the car.
Sergeant : "Could you slowly open your glove box. I believe you have a gun in there ?"
Driver : "A gun ? No, there's no gun in there."
The driver opens the glove box, which is completely empty.
Sergeant : "Would you mind getting out of the car, and opening
the boot please ?"
Driver : "No problem."
The driver gets out, opens the boot which, like the glove box is completely empty.
Sergeant : "I'm sorry Sir; I don't understand. The officer who stopped you said you didn't have a licence, had stolen the car, were carrying a gun, and had shot a woman, whose body you'd dumped in the boot ?"
Driver : "I suppose the lying bastard told you I was speeding as well ?"