It's a girl!!!

[Jonny Rotten]

well yeah.....yesterday turned out to be one hell of a day for me and my girlfriend......its kinda of a story i should sell to the womans day or something.....anyway...

on monday my girlfriend went to the doctors with a few stoumach pains that wouldnt go away.
being a shit doctor he told her to take two panadol and call him in the morning....so thats what she did.....but yesterday the pain was still there so she went to another doctor.....about 2:30pm yesterday i got a call from the hospital asking me to drop everything and get there asap.....thinking the worst i jumped on yhe bike and flew down the motorway and im sure i have a few speeding tickets on there way....

arriving at the hospital i got taken up to the national womans birthing unit.....about now all i can think is BIRTHING UNIT WHAT THE HELLS GOIN ON!!!

turnned out she was 36 weeks pregnant and we had no idea at all....doc recons this happens more than you think....i always wondered why her trips to the gym to get rid of that belly wernt working...

at 9:36pm on the 21/3/07 we had ourselfs a lil baby girl wieght 6 pound 13 ounces.....

we are both still in shock and trying to cram 9 months into a few hours didnt help

still dont have a name any ideas?

[Pumba]

And???????

[Jonny Rotten]

And???????

sorry mate had to edit it hit save on accident

[Wasp]

whooaaaaa, congratulations :D

[Pumba]

Well Congratulations. Can imagine you and she are just a litlle scoked at the moment though.

[Fatjim]

Farkin hell. Well done young man!

Dispirin only work before they get pregnant

[Goblin]

:gob: OMFG!! Congratulations!! Well done to you two!!:first:

[Jonny Rotten]

yeah im shocked as....i have no idea where im goin to put her.....or if she will fit in my tank bag....or if they will make me a side car for the gixxer......good thing i have a lil ysr80 for her to ride

[Sniper]

Congrats....

[Fatjim]

As a side thought. Can you name the doctor that misdiagnosed a 36 week pregnancy? These Cnuts get away with it far too often. And don't forget to ask for a refund!

[Swoop]

Whoa, what a shock for you both!

Congratulations!

[Jonny Rotten]

As a side thought. Can you name the doctor that misdiagnosed a 36 week pregnancy? These Cnuts get away with it far too often. And don't forget to ask for a refund!

ba ha ha mate id love to name him....ill try find his name out....ive already told him he is shit

[Quartermile]

Holy crap some how SURPRISE:D just dosn't cut it

[Hitcher]

Bloody hell. Instant family. Congratulations to all concerned.

Of course we expect photos. And should we be having a contest to choose a name?

[Nasty]

CONGRATULATIONS ... Fantastic news .. and I bet a total bundle of joy she will be ....

Now about the gym :)

[dnos]

Jeebers.
Thats some scary stuff, I can't imagine how many different thoughts and feelings your both going through at the mo.

But most of all - CONGRATULATIONS.

Good luck finding a name, and enjoy!!

[Jonny Rotten]

Bloody hell. Instant family. Congratulations to all concerned.

Of course we expect photos. And should we be having a contest to choose a name?

photos will be up as soon as i can find my camera.......

and we would love some help picking a name...cause we dont have any yet....

the only one we have on the table for her so far is Charlie.....

GREEN BLING FOR THE BEST NAME CHOICES!!!!

[MyGSXF]

:gob: BLAADY HELL.... whatta shocker for you both... :eek5:

How are mummy & baby doing??? CONGRATS on the instant family.. & we expect to see photos of the new wee bikeress...!!! :yes:

[Jonny Rotten]

one thing i have to say is being in the room and watching it all unfold wasnt as bad as i thought it would be.....i was even at the bottom end holding her leg.....got to help deliver her and even cut the cord!!

[Blondini]

congratulations..what a surprise for sure...How bout SAMARA..means guarded by god:yes:

[Keystone19]

OMG - what a brilliant story!

Congratulations to both of you - guess you won't be on the Thursday night ride tonight!

I have to add, she's got to be incredibly lucky not to have noticed anything about the pregnancy! Mind you, she might have missed the bad bits but the bonuses that you get during the second trimester would be a bit of a bummer to miss...:yes:

[kels]

WOW! It must be so surreal for you both! There you go....Surreal. My contribution for naming you lovely new daughter :)

[crashe]

Congratulations
......... to your girlfriend and yourself.


Yep you are right, it can and it does happen, that you can have no idea that the woman is even pregnant.... due to still having that 'unmentionable' every month, baby not active at all, baby being carried at the back so no weight gain and for all sorts of other reasons.


So a quick shopping spree is going to happen today.

I can see if my brat still has anything from when my grandbaby was born, if you need ought....... sing out.






PS: I like Charlie as a name...... so sweet and yet strong all at the same time.

[Jonny Rotten]

OMG - what a brilliant story!

Congratulations to both of you - guess you won't be on the Thursday night ride tonight!

I have to add, she's got to be incredibly lucky not to have noticed anything about the pregnancy! Mind you, she might have missed the bad bits but the bonuses that you get during the second trimester would be a bit of a bummer to miss...:yes:


yeah there is a few things we wish we had'nt missed.
its crazy cause a two weeks ago i was deck handing for her in the womens game fishing comp in two to three metere swells and she landed her fisrt marlin at 105kgs.....now we have had a baby....pregnant woman can do anything aye!!!!!

as for the thursday night ride.....ive been told to go along to it by katrina (my girlfriend) but ill have to see how the day goes

[XP@]

Well, I guess you didn't have to go through all the stuff you normally go through with a pregnancy... it can be 9 months of well interesting times :-) This is not to say you don't have some interesting times ahead. But stick with it, it IS worth it, my little girl has just turned 3 and Many Many times a day i get rewarded by her antics :-)

How are you off for baby stuff? Cos well, normally you start collecting it a bit before you have the kid.

Where abouts are you?

[vifferman]

Congratulations, Dude! :first:


still dont have a name any ideas?
Janie Rotten?
Jilly Rotten?
Jonie Rotten? - Yeah, that's the one. :yes:
Johnny Rotten, Jonie Rotten, and GirlfriendWhoUsedToHaveABigTummy Rotten. :niceone:

[Goblin]

yeah im shocked as....i have no idea where im goin to put her.....or if she will fit in my tank bag....or if they will make me a side car for the gixxer......Just tie on a wicker chair and a bicycle wheel.

[Pumba]

ive been told to go along to it by katrina (my girlfriend) but ill have to see how the day goes

Your onto a winner there, she pops a kid out and then TELLS you to go riding.

[MSTRS]

What a shock! Hope it has now turned to delight. Congratulations to you both.

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Congrats to the pair of you. Life as you knew it scotty is about to change for the better enjoy you little bundle of love. What about Kaitlyn meaning pure

[Goblin]

When my daughter was at kindy there was a boy called Bonus, not suggesting you call her that but I wonder if the boy didn't arrive in the same fashion.
I'd suggest you wait a while to name her....the name has to fit so wait and get to know her a bit first.

[crashe]

When my daughter was at kindy there was a boy called Bonus, not suggesting you call her that but I wonder if the boy didn't arrive in the same fashion.
I'd suggest you wait a while to name her....the name has to fit so wait and get to know her a bit first.

So in the meantime the baby is called..........

Baby Rotten.......... Oh nice one....... not.... :whistle:

[Jonny Rotten]

Your onto a winner there, she pops a kid out and then TELLS you to go riding.


not only that....i have the One Base game fishing comp this weekend that i thought i was goin to have to miss but now shes saying that we can still go and baby might as well gewt used to rough seas at a young age.....

[Jonny Rotten]

So in the meantime the baby is called..........

Baby Rotten.......... Oh nice one....... not.... :whistle:

at the moment she is called baby: 14357

:doh:

[crashe]

not only that....i have the One Base game fishing comp this weekend that i thought i was goin to have to miss but now shes saying that we can still go and baby might as well gewt used to rough seas at a young age.....

3 days old and going to sea........ Yikes....

Im not sure if they make life jackets that tiny, but now is a good time to find out.

[Karma]

and we would love some help picking a name...cause we dont have any yet....

Dude, never realised you had it in you eh... congrats.

Personally I've always liked Chloe as a girls name, either that or something like Elizabeth, classic but can still be shortened to Liz or Lizzy.

[Goblin]

So in the meantime the baby is called..........

Baby Rotten.......... Oh nice one....... not.... :whistle:

Well there's the endearing names like Poopy or Wrinkle(after all they are all wrinkly when brand new).

[onearmedbandit]

Wow, congratulations!

[Drum]

Congratulations and welcome to the tired bastards club.

Seriously though - creating a new human is the greatest thing that will happen in your life and will change your perspective on everything!

[BuFfY]

Congrats!! Laura is a beautiful name :D

[Hitcher]

Resist the temptation of Chlamydia...

[kiwifruit]

whoa! congrats :D

[Jonny Rotten]

im off back to the hospital now....thanks everyone for your wishes and names and offers.....ill pass them on to mum and baby

will post pics later

[Madness]

Congratulations Mum & dad. What an awesome story.



What about Kaitlyn meaning pure I vote for this name, tis loverly.:love:

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

That's awesome. Congrats big time. You own little miracle. Enjoy. Serena, she was obviously very serene during her 36 weeks of growing. Look forward to seeing photos.

[Beemer]

Talk about a shock! Congrats to you both on a healthy little girl.

My niece has just had a daughter and they called her River. My sister hates the name but I think it's quite cool. We also have a Kaylee in the family. I like Laura too, and used to like Sarah until I met a few I didn't like! You could buy a baby name book and narrow down the ones you like until you find one you both agree on. I'm not sure about Charlie though - I tend to think of that as a boy's name - and who'd want to be called after Prince Charles? Unless she's got big ears of course!

[Fatjim]

I like Labia for a girls name

[Beemer]

I like Labia for a girls name

Now you're just getting lippy...

[Hitcher]

Reminds me of that running gag in Seinfeld about an ex-girlfriend whose name rhymed with some part of the female anatomy.

[mstriumph]

yeah im shocked as....i have no idea where im goin to put her.....or if she will fit in my tank bag....or if they will make me a side car for the gixxer......good thing i have a lil ysr80 for her to ride

backpack?

seriously - wow - that's incredible!!! happy birthday that little gal!! and congrats to the new mom and dad

must be a bit like winning lotto when you didn't even know you'd bought a ticket ... :sunny:

since it was so unexpected, mebbe Naysa ['miracle'] or Zevida ['gift'] might be appropriate?

[Karma]

must be a bit like winning lotto when you didn't even know you'd bought a ticket ... :sunny:

I'd say it's completely the opposite.

Lotto = lots of cash and bikes and women and stuff.

Baby = None of the above, but plenty of shitty nappies and waking up every 30minutes during the night and never having a social life again.

[mstriumph]

I'd say it's completely the opposite.

Lotto = lots of cash and bikes and women and stuff.

Baby = None of the above, but plenty of shitty nappies and waking up every 30minutes during the night and never having a social life again.

Look, you ........ i was trying to put a positive spin on things for them -- i mean, they can scarcely send it BACK now, can they??

......... anyway - there ARE plenty of positives - otherwise people would be saying "oh, what rotton luck" [no pun intended] not "congratulations" wouldn't they? :yes:

[Lissa]

Wow thats amazing. Congrats to both of you. What a perfect pregancy she must have had.. to not even know. You both must be pretty excited, I hope you have all your baby gear ready by the time they get out of hospital. I hope they still give away the free nappies. The only thing I can recommend is dont waste money on buying a bassineet, they arent in it long enough... just get a good cot.

Names well I like Madison and Breanna.... my daughters names ;)

But I also like Caitlin - meaning pure, and Amber.

[Pumba]

......... anyway - there ARE plenty of positives - otherwise people would be saying "oh, what rotton luck" [no pun intended] not "congratulations" wouldn't they? :yes:

Doesnt mean people arnt thinking it :dodge:

[slinky]

Congrats i guess...
Same thing hap to my mates sister.... she didn't even have the Tummy to try and get rid of tho.. and her grandma worked it out.

[Macktheknife]

WOW! now there is one for the books.
CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU BOTH or should that be all?
What a tremendous surprise, I guess you will be pretty busy in the next few days then mate.
Let us all know if there are things you need for the baby, I'm sure that many of us have things that could be very handy for helping you catch up and getting you guys equipped for the next couple of months. By then you should be over the shock, lol.
So we will see you at the pub then?

[gijoe1313]

:gob: :thud: Crikey! Congrats on the new bubs! I think it must have been a ninja stealth stork that dropped her into your laps! :yes:

[judecatmad]

Congrats!!!!

How about Serendipity? ("faculty of making happy discoveries by accident") Seems appropriate, if somewhat long!

[Guitana]

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!

Fuck are you for real????? How do you not know you are pregnant the huge belly is usually a distinct give away and the huge titties that come with it!!!


Well fuck me with a stingray and call me Steve Irwin!!!!!!!!!!

STREWTH

[Maha]

still dont have a name any ideas?


Sid Vicious???......:Punk:

[Kwaka14]

not only that....i have the One Base game fishing comp this weekend that i thought i was goin to have to miss but now shes saying that we can still go and baby might as well gewt used to rough seas at a young age.....

Congradulations.... Is that the Tutakaka One base?

[NotaGoth]

Far out thats just awesome....... Have heard of it happening... Women being pregnant, showing no signs and not even realizing they are til out pops bubs...... It would have been a complete shock for you both..!!

Was just going to ask the same thing... Where is the One Base that you're fishing in? We've had ours it was pretty mellow... Ladies weekend went off a treat...

[LilSel]

Wow dude!!!
What a surprise!... Congratulations on the addition :)
My suggestion for a name is 'Regan' cuz its nice
Regan Rotten... has a ring to it... lol

[tide]

Wow... congrats to you both...

Parent hood surprise... yeah...

[spudchucka]

Resist the temptation of Chlamydia...

What about Incontinentia?

Congrats to the Rotten family, well done.

[Mom]

Wow! What an amazing thing to happen. Congratulations to you both!! Obviously some HUGE changes to be negotiated through in the next little while, whistle out if I can help in any way. Cant do the baby gear thing tho.....I do knit!! Yay baby knitting!!!

Dont call her "Sid" I like Charlie for what it is worth.

[Storm]

Congratulations to you and your girl :)

[Jonny Rotten]

Congradulations.... Is that the Tutakaka One base?


Far out thats just awesome....... Have heard of it happening... Women being pregnant, showing no signs and not even realizing they are til out pops bubs...... It would have been a complete shock for you both..!!

Was just going to ask the same thing... Where is the One Base that you're fishing in? We've had ours it was pretty mellow... Ladies weekend went off a treat...

the one base im spossed to be in is based at hohoura

[Jonny Rotten]

she looks grumpy like me

[crashe]

she looks grumpy like me

Awwwwwww she is so beautiful....... gorgeous....:yes: :yes: :yes:

[MyGSXF]

she looks grumpy like me

lols.. show her a bike.. :scooter: then she'll be sure to cheer up!!! :Punk:

she's gorgeous!!! :yes:

[chanceyy]

wow congrats Johnny

kinda the third time I have heard of this ...

so does not appear to be that uncommon LOL

good luck with the life changes that a bub brings along ... but make sure you enjoy the experience ;)

girls names hmm well my sis in law took my fav names of jade & tahlia, but then there are hundreds of names as long as its not fruit, moons or the other wacky names it will be fine

[spudchucka]

she looks grumpy like me

She looks beautiful, be proud.

[Scorpygirl]

What an awesome surprise!!!!! She is lovely!!! Congratulations to you and your good lady. :yes: :sunny:

[Hitcher]

she looks grumpy like me

Yep, that's definitely a baby. All of those years of university study haven't gone to waste!

Congratulations again.

Now for that name...

[Slingshot]

Congrats!!!


How about Mille, then you could go out and buy an RSV to celebrate.

[The Stranger]

Sorry Jonny, I knew I shudda given you that talk on the birds and the bees sooner.
But hey at least you know now.

Congrats guys

[Littleman]

Go with labia.

[NotaGoth]

the one base im spossed to be in is based at hohoura


Eeee up there.... Damn... Shame you ain't a farmer... You could be fishing in the Eco Lab or whatever the hell it is...





Gorgeous baby btw!

P.S Sophie

[Jonny Rotten]

we have short listed a few names like charlotte,katlyn,and emma
will let you all know today what we decide on.

thankyou everyone with the offers of baby stuff.....it seems to just be pouring in from family at the momment......ill wait a few more days and pm people who have made offers when i have a better idea of what is neeeded and see what you have....

mum and baby will be home tomorrow....:love:

we have already discussed it and decided i dont have to sell the bike and get another family car.......guess this means ill have to be more carefull when out ridding now.....:rockon:

[WickedOne]

Congrats to both of you, I wish you all the very best!!!!!

[Keystone19]

.......guess this means ill have to be more carefull when out ridding now.....:rockon:

Yeah, gotta be careful with those U-turns, especially now that yer a dad...

[Hans]

SURPRIIIIISE!

Congrats.

[Kwaka14]

the one base im spossed to be in is based at hohoura

I'm fishing out from Matai Bay (subject to the weather) up there this weekend, good luck if you still make it out...

[MikeyG]

Congratulations.

I always liked the name Claudia if you are still after ideas.

[Chaosmage]

Big congratulations to both of you Jonny. You wouldn't believe it I have another surprise for you, your daughter shares the same birthday with me :) 21/3/79

I see you have a shortlist now but here is one more name for you: Kendra

Sweet mate have a great day today and enjoy your first weekend with your daughter.

Rich

[The Stranger]

I see you have a shortlist now but here is one more name for you: Kendra



I know, i know, call her gixxer

[ManDownUnder]

Take your time on the name dude - get it right. There really is no hurry

[Karma]

Big congratulations to both of you Jonny. You wouldn't believe it I have another surprise for you, your daughter shares the same birthday with me :) 21/3/79

Along with 16,438,356 other people. :yes:

[The Stranger]

i always wondered why her trips to the gym to get rid of that belly wernt working...


And you don't find it suspicious that her belly got bigger after she started going to the gym?

[Chaosmage]

Along with 16,438,356 other people. :yes:

And how many of them were born at 19 minutes past midnight?

[Karma]

And how many of them were born at 19 minutes past midnight?


11,416

This post was brought to you by the letters c, u, and the number 10.

[Chickadee]

Wow congratulations. And Holy shit - instant parenthood. I wasn't as lucky, carried very obviously & morning sickness/fatigue etc etc. Very envious of your other half, shame more women can't feel 'normal' during pregnancy. However a bit of a shock for you guys.

Hope you've got family & financial support for the new addition.

I quite like Rhianna for a name, but hey opinions are like arseholes. Everyone's got one, and every one thinks - everyone else's stinks.

Hope you settle on Bubs name and she's a stunner by the way.

Awesome news - ps definitey sell story to the ladie mags - grab some dosh to pay for all the babygear!

[pixc]

Thats amazing!!
Congrates and merry parenthood to you and your partner!

Bubs is sooo cute, looks like you and your gf did very well indeed to produce such a georgous wee poppit...even it was a tad unexpected.

Not much time to get yourself sorted on the home front, but i bet the help will come thick and strong.

When my first came along, no one new I was pregnant until I told them. She kept herself well hidden right up until the end. We were struggling financially at the time and her first 'cot' was a deep drawer on top of the dresser next to the bed.

Enjoy every minute you can with her sunshine, the buggers grow so fast.

[SwanTiger]

Haha, congratulations dude!

Let me know if you want the training schedule I had my daughter on from her 1st birthday, she can now fluently mount and dismount her bike as well as ride it at 15 months.

I was too busy eating a pie when she was born to get emotional, however a tear was shed when she first rode her bike. Precious moments. :innocent:

[SwanTiger]

Baby = None of the above, but plenty of shitty nappies and waking up every 30minutes during the night and never having a social life again.
It's not like the stereo-type you see in the movies.

I suppose you think a sexual encounter consists of hot steamy passionate kissing on a rose drenched bed with sombre lighting fading into a morning scene of silence and white sheets tangled around two bodies.

Actually, a piercing glow from a computer screen lit up with images of busty blond females in the nude while stomping away at your bleech white penis with a hairy knuckle hand is more your sort of sexual encounter, hm?

'Do one thing today that might scare you tomorrow'.

[bex]

Oh Wow! thats the most amazing thing I've read on KB :rockon:
Congratulations to you both!!
Your little daughter looks gorgeous!!:love:

[ceebie13]

she looks grumpy like me

...must be that Arai she's wearing!

Many unexpected Congratulations!!!:rockon:

[Karma]

It's not like the stereo-type you see in the movies.

I suppose you think a sexual encounter consists of hot steamy passionate kissing on a rose drenched bed with sombre lighting fading into a morning scene of silence and white sheets tangled around two bodies.

Actually, a piercing glow from a computer screen lit up with images of busty blond females in the nude while stomping away at your bleech white penis with a hairy knuckle hand is more your sort of sexual encounter, hm?

'Do one thing today that might scare you tomorrow'.


Well actually it's more like the first one, but whatever makes you feel better eh :D

Also... stereotypes exist for a reason, and although somewhat blown out of proportion, are usually at least partially correct.

[Leong]

That's one amazing story you'll be telling for years. Congratulations!!

Can't help but feel that you've missed out though.... ante natal classes for instance - many times you meet people there that become family friends for life (all the kids are the same age and you're interested in the same things at the same time). You (she) may be able to join mothers groups or something, but the Dads don't generally get to "bond"... really is worth checking this sort of thing out as the support is invaluable - its different from family.

Also you've missed out on those dates (going to the movies etc) with your girlfriend while pregnant knowing you won't be able to do that for a few years, without feeling a little guilty even if you have good family support. Sorry, don't really know a way around this - but just a tip for next time.

Very minor stuff but that ante natal coffee group thing is worth pursuing. The important thing is Mum Dad and baby are healthy!!! Congratulations again!!

[cheese]

That happened to a girl in the Navy. It was quite the topic of conversation for a long time.